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>titsmen
low test beta faggots who want their girls to be like their mommy, boobs remind them of the times when they sucked them as infants for milk
>assmen
high test master race, they instinctively realize a woman's ass is her most aesthetic feature, they want to dominate and conquer every nice ass they see
titsmen are children and should be on suicide watch 24h/day
>>24517552
The true patrician is a face man. The best patrician however, appreciates the best of most features.
if i had to pick one only i would pick butt though.
I prefer /mature/
assman - someone who's bought the female propaganda.
>>24517552
>I'm an ass mann since elementry school
>just seeing a nice ass makes me go crazy horny
>23 y/o virgin
>tfw not a savage nigger and able to control myself
feelsbadman.jpg
>>24517629
said the pedo
>>24517552
whos this tbqh pham
>not needing both
>>24517552
>napemen
Patrician master race who appreciates the delicate slender feminine form. Not fueled by lust like the nigger assmen or infantile titsmen.
>>24517604
Literally fat ugly cunt
I haven't touched a girl's ass in over 10 years.
>>24517666
satanic trips of despair and misery
>>24517552
Where can I find lolis with big bums?
>>24517666
yes, let the devil inside
>>24517691
in my country
>>24517737
and other than Niggeria?
>>24517552
just look at that ass
if you don't get at least a semi from it you're some kinda freak
we need more asian booties
>implying ass men aren't closet fags
>>24517800
>>24517861
>2015
>being straight
the best, even in anime
http://www.gnxp.com/blog/2008/03/traits-of-men-who-prefer-breasts-booty.php
>Also characterizing large-breast preference was a tendency to date frequently, to have masculine interests, and to read sports magazines. Further, large-breast preference was related to a need for heterosexual contact and for exhibitionism (saying witty things and being the center of attention). In social relations, men who preferred the large breasts tend to be non-nurturant and independent. This latter result gives support to Scodel's (1957) finding of a lack of fantasy dependence among college men who preferred large-breasted figures. In the present study, preference for large breasts was positively correlated with smoking and negatively correlated with endurance (perseverance in work habits).
>tits men conformed for brodude normies
>>24517604
>amerifats will defend this
shake my head
>>24518147
>>24517664
L O W T E S T
Manlets detected.
Two types of people prefer ass to tits.
Homosexuals, and niggers.
>>24517666
i have never touched a girls ass, fuck outta here pyle
>>24518130
the article compares men who like big butts AND big tits against those who like small butts and small tits you ignorant sub-human, true assmen will obviously prefer big tits over small ones but ass is the priority
learn some reading comprehension uneducated peasant
>>24517552
Liking ass over tits is a sign of latent homosexuality
>>24518317
I tend to be the ass AND tits guy.
>>24518317
>that's what SJWs and fags actually believe
keep telling that to yourself fag
Best Shape, OP.
I'm the 'everything is a factor and it takes certain proportions of everything to make a fuck-able grill' kind of person, personally. Although, what I actually stick my dick in, my track record shows I have very little standard in that regard. Sometimes it's just nice to get the ol' dick wet, ya kno?
>>24518443
You don't think most of us are picky bastards like that? Life or Death, T or A?
>>24517552
>falling for the test meme
>>24518419
Ayyyyyyyy
>>24518479
He probably already left the thread.
>>24518479
>>24518491
It's not me who deleted it
>>24518497
HAHAHA a mod rage deleted a faggot posting his arse.
>>24517552
I like big butts, but I liked them to be a bit more toned that one's a bit too fat desu.
Not that i wouldn't take that qt as is, not that any qt would want a boring guy like me. baka senpai
>>24518507
good
this is very good actually, faggots and traps are way to obnoxious on r9k
they will be vanquished
>>24517552
I'd rather to be a child than a nigger.
>>24518461
If I absolutely had no choice in the matter except the two options of tits or ass. I'd go ass.
>>24518680
>I'd go ass.
Good man.
>>24518147
I can like a big girl, but they actually need to have shape, not lumps. Nadine, the german one, especially her pregnant photos. Goddamn fertility goddess.
>>24518789
And to compensate, an on-topic photo.
>>24517552
reporting in my fellow assman
What does it even matter? Any girl with features they consider to be sexually attractive are immediately off limits for me. Why bother caring when I will literally never be able to have it?
>>24517856
Gonna need some sauce with those fries pls
I only care about face and weight
Remy has a beautiful ass.
>>24518227
Can confirm, am dyke.
Ass and small breasts
