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>tfw every malebot you've skyped with gets bored with you and completely ignores you
>tfw it's now obvious they just try to get close enough to ask for nudes under the guise of friendship
>tfw malebots actually have the gall to say they just want to make internet friends with fembots
>>24502700
C'mon now. I mean really. Horny guys asking for a friendship with a girl? What did you expect to happen?
>implying anyone actually wants gross mentally ill dickgirl
>>24502700
you have zero personality
>tfw traps think they belong in fembot feels threads
what if they get bored because you are a boring person to talk to?
Autists at least have hobbies and could talk about it, but talking to a boring person with a feminine voice is still gonna be a shitty way to spend a day
>>24502700
>tfw not pretty enough for anyone to ask me for nudes
this is true suffering ;_;
>>24502740
hey
im a girl too
>>24502700
Do you have anything in common with any of malebots? Guessing no, if you want an actual friendship there needs to be shared interests.
>>24502719
>>24502731
>>24502740
>>24502755
All of these desu senpai
>>24502765
Were you...born as a grrl though?
>>24502700
>hey do you skype?
>send me a pic
>I want to hear your voice
>wanna see my dick?
>*sends dick pic regardless*
>>24502765
That greentext has gotta be bait. You know that i've jerked it to holes in trees that look like vaginas? Do you know how desperate we are?
>tfw post my face in faces of r9k and nobody believes
>>24502790
This. This sooo fucking much
>tfw meet a Chad
>He's autistically obsessed with Bob's Burgers
>>24502790
>would imply you wanted to skype with them
>would imply that you're still a fucking slut that craved for attention, its just you wanted it from beta orbiters
>>24502790
Kek. I'd stop at voices, i have a sort of fetish for nice ones. I guess i've fetishized everything at this point
>>24502700
Protip: they ignore you because they find your conversations boring (most girls have nothing interesting to say)
I'll be upfront give me pictures of your sad disgusting nude female body
>>24502844
I'm talking to a girl i met here now. She doesnt say anything but lets me talk to her all the time. I dont mind, as i like talking, but why cant girls talk just a little more? Do you femanons just wanna hear other people talk to you without conversing back?
>>24502788
no
I wasn't born
I merely exist
as a god
with a girly dick
>>24502797
u underestimate my uggo status
>>24502790
tfwidktf
>>24502700
Maybe if you weren't su fucking dull they wouldn't get bored with you.
>>24502898
You underestimate my insatiable sex drive. I can assure you i've beat off to far, far worse
>>24502898
you underestimate how low standards go when all blood goes to dick
To be totally honest I've had close online friendships with girls before, and they've been the ones to take it further. But truth be told, must guys will probably end up sexually attracted to you, friend of not.
>>24502844
If most girls have nothing interesting to say, why do malebots keep asking for skype usernames from fembots? They always say they just want to be friends and chat.
>>24502898
>girly dick
>>24502921
This nigga knows.
>TFW you fap to freaky shit and cum
>What have I become?
>>24502943
yeah they exist
just like manly vaginas
>>24502941
Kek, what's funny is all me and my friend who was a girl would talk about is sex, we were both obsessed with sexual psychology and our fetishes. I guess that could be what made her interesting.
I genuinely wouldn't mind being internet friends with grils but most of you are boring and just terrible.
>add girls to skype
>just want friends
>be friendly with them
It always ends one of three ways.
A.
>they're boring and eventually conversation dies
B.
>are fucking prudes and get mad when you talk to them like you talk to a guy (no filter, etc.)
C.
>they find you attractive and start to flirt
>or are just attention whores
>get mad when you don't flirt with them
>stop talking to you or act passive aggressively
D. (very rare fourth possibility)
>are cool people
>become your bro
>talk daily or weekly when you can
>maybe add them to FB
>one or both of you eventually drift away from your computer/skype
>still hit eachother up occasionally because bros
>one in a hundred or more
Ranked in order of likelihood/statistical probability.
C > A > B >>> D
>>24502700
These threads aren't welcome here, why don't they ever get deleted?
>Don't want chad
>Robots are too ugly
>Real boys will never be as qt as anime boys
why the flip would you want to befriend any of the fellas on here - surely lurking this board for even a day would inform you of their intentions and how low a view they have of wymyn?
i mean really - you really thought these guys were nice?
>tfw not pretty enough for "chad"
>but too pretty for average guys
Being in between truly sucks
Cute boys never notice me
>>24503128
You can still bully ugly robots though, right?
>tfw I just legit want a female robot friend or weeb to talk to
>tfw they either stop talking out of nowhere because either one of us is too boring or they get super clingy and message me 10000 times a day or even confess
there will never be a middle ground
I will never just have a fembot friend
>>24503190
>rejecting weeb gf
baka senpai desu
>>24503190
I want that last one. I've never had a girl confess anything to me, ever. It must be pretty great
>>24503128
>too pretty for average guys
so think you're too good for the people while others do the same to you
you get what you deserve
>>24503128
>Implying you're even a girl.
everyone i've talked to from here has zero personality anyway
>>24503215
>>24503214
Its a nice feeling but after a while it gets really annoying, especially when they constantly try to talk to you, every now and then I need space
>>24503265
Well, i'm not a weeb or anything so i doubt they'd fall for me anyways. I'm as clingy as they are, sounds like a good deal for me
>>24502700
>Not realising r9k is literally 90% normies
>The other 10% wouldn't add a girl on skype
>implying any fembot here is capable of feeling anything other than the vibrator lodged between her slices of roast beefjust kidding, most fembots here are too desensitized and too loose to even feel vibrators anymore
>Have a bf, he seems pretty normie aside from really liking planes
>He is a pilot so it makes sense
>Really into tf but kept it on the down low
>One day he's watching an old episode of pokemon
>Spill spaghetti and tell him if he turned into an arcanine and fucked me, it'd be really hot
>He just stares at me
>We break up a week later
>Tfw still no shy, gay, tall weeb gf
>>24503290
nah girls don't really go for clingy guys in my experience
its the same on both ends, being clingy iasalright but there is such a thing as being too clingy
Sometimes I dont get you, /r9k/.
>>24503231
>>24503239
Clearly neither of you know Yuuki because she's legit gorgeous
>>24503311
Arcanine a shit. Houndoom is far superior
>tfw want to be friends with a 18ish fembot on steam without any perverted /soc/ tier stuff
>>24503341
>she
lmao desu
>>24503341
I don't really give a shit what they look like, they're retarded.
>>24502765
No you are not a girl, you disgusting fuck.
>>24503329
Well fuck. I cling to everything. Just kill me now
>>24503341
And yet, my life goes on...
>>24503354
Nigga please
Arcanine is fluffy asf
>>24503341
>Whiteknight kucks
Kek
>Majority of these "fembots" were born with penises
Why do these people plague society?
I cant talk to any girl these days knowing she's an actual girl born with a vagina, I have to worry about her possibly having a dick.
>>24503400
Pfft. You mean you'd have that mutt over the sleek handsomeness that is Houndoom? What are you doing with your life?
>>24503444
You'd still be a virgin anyway, low status male.
>>24503453
>handsomeness
You mean edginess?
>>24503311
>tfw no depraved furfag gf
>>24503495
But I'm not
Already had my share of ptp in highschool, when I didn't have to worry about women actually being dudes
I want to talk to someone. I promise that I will not have feelings beyond maybe friendship because I have never had romantic interest in anyone. I'm male. These threads seem to have the highest density of people who want to meet for internet friendship.
Anyone interested? I just wanna talk to you people.
>>24502700
These threads always give me more confidence as a guy.
>>24503531
>I'm t-t-totally alpha man, I just have to resort to talking to girls from /r9k/ o-out of pity heh
>>24503499
Whatever floats your boat, arcaninefag. Houndoom's edge is what makes him unique, i love it
>>24503358
>>24503364
>>24503390
>>24503415
I-I'm gonna pick on a girl so I look tough on the internet y-yeah!
You guys are losers seriously
>>24503591
>Im not allowed to talk to people who may have the same shitty interests as me
lol
>>24502700
>tfw every malebot you've skyped with gets bored with you and completely ignores you
So you want attention...
>tfw it's now obvious they just try to get close enough to ask for nudes under the guise of friendship
Attention in exchange for nothing.
>tfw malebots actually have the gall to say they just want to make internet friends with fembots
Then don't talk to them, and make friends with other fembots. This problem solves itself unless you're a hypocrite who wants male attention for being a woman without having actually having to provide naked pics.
>>24503544
Don't fall for this. He is going to try to get nudes from you. It may be weeks from now. It may be months from now. But he wants something sexual from you.
>>24503634
put your trip back on Yuki
>>24503634
I-I'm gonna talk like this because I am a dirty weeb faggot. I'm gonna reply to 4 comments because it increases the chance one will reply to me. I-I need someone t-to disagree with me as I predict because it helps me validate my own opinions.
>>24503655
This honestly
All robots are sexually depraved virglords who will do whatever it takes for them to get anything sexual
t. robot
> Chad bores me
> broke up with bf because he bored me to death
> qt guy ive been talking to every day for a few months now is starting to bore me
why.jpg
>>24503600
I bet you like Shadow the edgehog too
>>24503655
Yes. That's all I want. It's not like there's a million fucking pictures of better-looking naked grills on the net.
Holy fucking shit, no wonder people say that fembots are vapid cunts. You try to demonize and sexualize everything.
Fine, go fuck yourself. Any males want to talk?
>>24503655
Checked. Also this is the fucking reason why fem bots cant trust male bots. I hate the reputation that the rest of you made for us.
Also fem bots please post Skype, I have no interest in fucking since you are probably halfway around the world and I can probably form a platonic relationship.
>tfw wondering if my r9kfu who I never got contact info from posts in these threads
>tfw only come to r9k to find her
>tfw only want to be with her
>>24503525
Oh I am not depraved.I just wanted to keep him as my pokemon forever.
>>24503728
>agrees with the post
>does the exact same thing
"except I'm different! It's just everyone else who's a degenerate depraved asshole!"
>>24503750
I think you meant to sayfurever
>>24503703
probably because you're not interesting yourself and the guys don't know what to do with you desu
(just a possibility)
>>24503715
Of course! He's my role model, i wanna be like him when i grow up! ;^)
>>24502700
>cunt interacts with chads
>they treat her like shit
>she has the gall to think all guys are chads
Yeah you can just go toast yourself roasty.
stop generalizing. i've never pretended to want female friends. that's for gay men.
>>24503776
Im always the one holding the conversations tho. Gets kinda tiring
>>24503779
Exquisitely memed, lad
>>24503774
Not a furfag, just pokemon and tf, familia
>>24503819
Are you by chancea child?
>>24502700
Post your Skype i just need a fem bot to talk to.
>>24503804
like I said
they probably don't care about what you're talking about anymore
I mean they could actually be boring too, but you could possibly be boring to them at this point or even bugging them
>>24503804
Are they in person or online
>>24503833
24, just autismal
>>24503655
There's nothing wrong with wanting to feel loved
>>24503703
What about them is boring? What interests you? What could they do that wouldn't be boring to you? Do they act differently than when you first met a few months ago or are you just used to them?
>>24503870
Mostly online cus living in different towns
>>24503928
There's only so much conversation that can happen online before things lose steam. Try to have some shared experiences in person with him.
>>24503872
Well nobody's perfect.
You wanna' fuck sometime, babe?
>tfw met a fembot here a while back
>we talked very little at first
>eventually hit it off after a while
>she confesses
>spend every day together
>relationship strong and perfect for 3 years
>she one day wants me to visit her
>couple days before I plan visit her she literally disappears off the grid
>never heard from her again
I'll never know what happened ;_;
W-What does getting fucked feel like? Or 'making love'? That always looked really nice in movies and stuffVirgin female here. Honestly curious. I'm hoping to get some serious replies since these threads have to attractive at least some actual females
>>24503665
>>24503671
Fuck off? seriously?
>>24502700
But I actually just want a friend that happens to be a girl. I think it would help me, and maybe her, to be more sociable.
Last night I was trying to talk to some woman in one this threads about cats and how shitty mondays are
>>24504022
Please be my gf
Lesbian fembot here
If there are girls here, why dont some of you be some of our gfs and we be your bfs? I mean this is virgin central we dont have to be separated by a screen.
>>24504012
She was pulling an elaborate ruse on you amigo. Women seem to dig it that shit. Bet she shlicked all damn day to the thought of a sad anon, thinking he had a shot
>>24504022
Be my gf instead.
I'll protect your virginity and honor every day.
>>24504022
LARGE ROD OF MEAT SLAMMING IN AND OUT OF MUCUS MEMBRANES, PENETRATING YOUR INNARDS, WHAM WHAM WHAM
>>24503983
Why?
Genuinely want to know
>>24504080
Glad I was able to get my plane ticket refunded ;_;
>>24504056
You little shit, why didn't you rely to me>>24503318
>>24504099
Why not?
You seem like you're into kinky sex and that we might be able to build a stable relationship built ontrust, respect, and shameful sex acts.
Sounds like a win-win deal to me.
>>24502700
Delete this image, chaika is pure and would never do something as crass as this it is fake delete it right now
>>24504116
im not shy or tall
>>24504108
Yeah, at least you didnt lose out there. I'm content with talking to girls after shit like that, no relationshits here, just lots of free time and money to spend
>>24504147
I'm 4'11, if you're over 5'4 yes you are.
>>24504022
iktf 2bh senpai
and if anyone knows what it's like to make sweet tender love to a man that's shorter than you please describe it for me
>>24503318
Hi I exist. But I won't be your bf
DON'T FORGET RULE 30:
THERE ARE NO GIRLS ON THE INTERNET
DON'T BE FOOLED
>>24504166
please be my gf
(im a 5'11 guy)
I want to watch anime and shout memes with a girl
>>24504022
Feels nothing close to just using a vibrator. She isn't that great. You can have more intense orgasms by yourself. Sex isn't worth it unless you're getting more than just sex as a female it's just a fact.
>>24504187
Good thing i'm ok with dudes then. They think they're fooling me when in fact i was ok with it all along. Like reverse catfishing
>>24504139
Protip:I'm actually the bf in that story. She was creepy as fuck and said all that weird shit to me.
>>24504176
>>24504197
Go find one of the countless cock worshiping girls on here, it's not hard.
>>24502700
>want to make internet friends with fembots
Males can't be friends with females you delusional cunt.
>>24504268
You'd be surprised. I'd kill to have a gf your height.
>>24504022
of all the trolling I have seen this day on this site, this is the one comment that is making me cry, but no, not for your situation, but because you're reminding me I will neve "make love" to a girl that also loves me, so I kinda know how you feel. So fuck you, for making me feel
tfw no gf that will come suck fest party
>fembot feels thread
>"waaaaahh, ugly robots want to talk to me"
>"waaaaah, Chad doesn't like me and robots are waaaay too ugly"
>"waaaaah, why aren't there cuter guys here"
>literally every post is complaining about low-value men
Red pill confirmed once again.
Disregard bitches, acquire magic instead.
>fembot feels attracts attention of desperate nerds
like clockwork
go make your own thread boiz
>tfw been skyping/texting/calling/snapchatting a girl
>haven't once asked for nudes
>haven't stopped talking for 3 months straight
>lives 3hrs from me, having me over for thanksgiving bc all my family is dead
You're probably just boring.
>>24504078
P-Plz respond
>>24504525
They aren't actual girls
If they are, they're actually just insecure chubby fujoshits
>tfw no tall dom gf
>>24504647
beta male pls leave
>>24504078
Because nobody ever fucking lives where I live
>>24504754
and where is that?
>be straight fembot (albeit, more on the normie side)
>come across a fembot that wants internet friends
>genuinely believe she wants friendship
>we vibe well and get along, same interests and etc, make each other laugh
>as soon as she finds out i'm not male, she deletes me off her contacts
>mfw
also in my experience, the majority of the guys i've added on here are meme-spouting faggots who cry all day about being lonely and ping you with a barrage of love declarations within an hour of meeting you.
>mfw a robot weeb added me and called me his "cat girl servant" on day one and obsessively compares me to his animus and uses ^_^ and :3
>mfw another robot would only speak to me in memes. he never stopped
>mfw a robot literally spoke like a robot... not in the r9k sense, but like as if i was talking to a computer
>mfw the other robots i've added are so self-absorbed that they can only talk about themselves and how lonely and miserable they are and can't into other topics, and it always goes back to "tfw no gf" and not-so-subtle implications of wanting webcam sex
and you guys say fembots are boring.
>>24504754
Chicago?
Its big so probably not
>>24504763Hawaii
Something something original comment
>>24504769
>come across a fembot that wants internet friends
Was it confirmed to be a female?
>>24504769
>mfw a robot literally spoke like a robot... not in the r9k sense, but like as if i was talking to a computer
This made me laugh pretty hard desu
>>24504769
>more on the normie side)
Stopped reading there, why would I care what some normie slut thinks lol.
>>24504790
I can't think of anywhere worse in the United States for a robot
>>24503004
>add them to FB
>FB
Why don't you stay there?
>its winter now
>that glorious feeling of taking a shower and tossing on an extra long hoodie and nothing else
>then cuddling up for some movies
my sister used to think I was joking whenever she asked if I was wearing anything under my huge hoodies and responded with nope. that is until one time she flipped the front up and got a look at my bush I had at the time. Being naked under a mountain of blankets in winter is the best.
>>24502790
lol I'm like the exact opposite of that and nearly every girl I talk to gets bored with me.
I'll talk with whoever wants to talk. I already have a girlfriend so it can't go that way. My skype isonoxmode. I'm NEET and up at weird hours.
>>24504790
are you a qt asian?
>>24504895
I want to cuddle next to a woman like this so badly.
>>24504895
>tfw you've never cuddled with another human being.....ever
>>24504917
>lol I'm like the exact opposite of that and
>My skype is
>>24503128
So go for an in between guy? It's not like all guys are either hot or disgusting.
>>24503190
>you'll never have a weeb gf who forces you to watch anime together and takes you to cons.
>>24504769
you actually sound pretty normal for this board.
good that im not alone.
>>24504173
>tfw this post might be about me
>>24504895
have 3 blankets at home just for this reason. so good.
>>24505015
I mean I don't get all sexual. That's really uncomfortable desu. I've been like absorbed in Skype but everybody stops responding.
>>24504022
I don't know but if I had to guess I'd say it's painful.
It looks painful.
>>24504022
i had sex with only one girl, but it was her first time too.
in the beginning it was pretty painful for her but after 2 times everything went pretty smooth.
she said she liked it, (after first 2 times) have no idea if she told the truth or not
>>24503341
posts pics my hombre
>>24502765
CAn I skype you and ask for nudes in like 2 months
>>24502700
>tfw every fembot youve added ignores you after a day because your only interests are anime and MMOs
Stop pretending we're the problem, roastie
>>24504791
yes, because we met on webcam omegle. i black-boxed myself because fuck screen cappers.
>>24505115
you know a taller girl that wants your cock?
>>24502700
i fucking hate that. i've done a three-way call with another malebot and a fembot, the other guy full on asked for nudes.malebot too btwbut honestly, i don't much care about relationships since I don't much like people in general, so it just generally pisses me off
And I fucking hate when other malebots make those fucking threads saying females can't be robots. FEMALES CAN BE FUCKING ROBOTS. I know a few who are worse into robothood than I am, holy shit.
>>24505332
>asked for nudes
I've been seeing this everywhere. If this person you've added sends a dick pic or asks for nudes chances are they're just a failed normie which flock to social /r9k/ things.
>>24505323
I think so. She told me it doesn't matter if I'm shorter than her, she loves me and she doesn't think it's an issue, I suppose. All these years thinking being short was a huge deal and then this girl says it isn't. Quite a shock, relative.She's probably reading this posthi qt
>>24505376
How do you even get the motivation to ask for nudes without even talking to someone for some time?
Has this ever worked?
>>24505376
I honestly don't see the point. You can find amazing porn all over 4chan and yet you want some fembot's nudes. It makes no sense.
>Have a nice skype conversation with a robot
>"just so you know I never really message first"
>Me neither
>Well fug
>Two months later
>Forget to message him because I hardly ever use skype
>Wonder how he's doing one day
>Send him a message
>No reply
o-okay
>>24505425
>How do you even get the motivation to ask for nudes without even talking to someone for some time?
>Has this ever worked?
Because people that knows what normies do but not how they do it.
>>24505426
Women that freely trade nudes are rarely the ones you want to see anyway.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1uQmBRI0CjM
>>>/trash/?
>>>/trash/
>>24505453
>Women that freely trade nudes are rarely the ones you want to see anyway.
this this this
>>24505455
soft chuckle
>>24505453
this
>>24505422
>I think so
wooow I thought I was clear enough senpai
>>24502885
Try calling her. Most girls talk more that way.
I have wondered.
I've talked to a few fembots for a while.
A couple times I've said hello and they never responded, so I never messaged them again assuming they don't want to talk to me.
But I also think they didn't see it, and by the time they did it was already too late and they're too shy to say anything, so we never talked again.
Which is it?
>>24505510
well anon, take it from a malebot with experience; don't just say 'hi'. it's sort of boring. at the same time, don't come off creepy or else they'll think you're going for nudes or something. My usual is something along the lines of "Hi, how's the robot life treating you, I'm anon."
>>24505505
I'll give it a go. I didnt want her to feel pressured to answer my calls or anything, so i've left it at messaging for now. But whatever, guess it's time to call her
>>24505533
I don't just say "hi"
I already know that's dumb as fuck
I still talk to plenty of fembots, but these few times I just wonder about
GET OUT OF HERE YOU FRIEND HAVING BOYFRIEND HOLDING SHITS
http://vocaroo.com/i/s15rb8AeGFWO
>>24505510
I always assume they just have 1000+ contacts and they're busy talking to 10 Chads who are more interesting than some stranger.
>>24505510
say something that helps you stand out!
Too many guys message and just say
>hi
That is REALLY boring
Who here /neversentnudes/
My breasts have l i t e r a l l y never been seen by another's eyes
>all this talk of people befriending fembots
In what situations does this even come up? Skype and especially Steam threads are literally gay or full of normalfag cancer. Will a fembot add me or something? I only want to specifically with a girl because my social skills are awful.
>>24505565
well I dunno, maybe you just need to talk to more
fembots are generally really nice, so you just keep trying
>>24505588
no parents?
>>24505588
that's respectable and chaste, nice job femanon.
>>24505619
It's kinda weird when your parents see you naked past 12-14
>>24505637
i stand corrected. thought about baby time and stuff^^
too late in urope for me to think
>>24505637
you don't know pain
>15 at time
>had to get a prostate exam since blood in stool
>give me stool softening suppositories
>being a stupid fuck, cant put suppository in
>fucking dad comes in
>sticks whole finger in
I still cringe to this day. So uncomfortable.
>>24503389
Its okay anon. Im clingy too.
>>24505670
I laughed so hard, I'm sorry anon
I like how robots are always desperate to get a fembot, but fembots usually turn everyone down
>>24505711
it's fine i dont mind
>>24502700
>they just want to make internet friends with fembots
I'd like to make friends. Practice shooting the shit. Her being female gives me a little extra motivation to try.Also, the misguided idea that women are politer and more caring.
>tfwtranslesbian
>look like 5'1" italian brandon stark with tits
>I will never find a qt girl with a shota fetish to be perfect for
Why even live
>>24505670
topkek
similar situation
>15, puberty just hit in
>on vacation with grandparents, grandpa is a doctor
>dick starts to itch on day 2
>doesnt stop at night
>examine
>fucking tick just bit my dick
>2 days later everything red and swollen, shit hurts
> tell grandpa
> he just gets a tweezer and rips tick out of dick
>never have been so embarrassed in my life, still want to die when I think about it
>tfw you add a girl on skype because she says she's interested in the same shit as you
>tfw you start talking and she's the equivalent of a 'gamer girl' who knows literally nothing and is actually boring as fuck
>>24505785
>brandon stark
qt
>>24505785
Trans lesbians are just faggots so far in the closet that even when they try to become a girl they can't come out.
>>24505785
hey anonthats me
>>24505785
>>trans lesbian
>talk to fembot
>turns out im one for her 15 orbiters
why
>haven't seen oneitis in 2 years
>still having dreams about him
>>24505903
Because that's how it works, she has a vag.
>mfw picky and have a specific type
>mfw not turned on by girls of this type
Feels good, girls just want guy friends who wont date them, and I just want friends, works out well.
You know what's worse than robots asking for nudes?
When one of these fuckers asks for pics of my feet. Instant block.
>>24505686
It doesnt feel ok. I've never had anyone stick around because i'm clingy i think. I just want some friends who accept it
>>24505938
That's not as bad. If we have been talking for a while and he ask nicely I might do it.
>>24505970
foot fetishists not even once senpai desu
H-hi femweebs. W-wanna give me a shot?
>>24505969
Im literally the exact same way.when people dont respond right away i think they hate me and want me dead
>>24505992
post skype and we'll see
>>24505785
>trans lesbian
Am I a trans-lesbian if I'm a guy who likes girls?
>>24506060
No, you're a trainengine lesbian if you're a guy who claims he's a girl who likes girls.
>come to fembot feels thread
>maleanons replying to every femanon post with their "take" on it as if anyone cares
"tfw guys send me dick pics"
"I-I DONT SEND DICK PICS UH I JUST LIKE QT VOICES HEH, SKYPE?"
Why do so many men radiate thirst?
>>24506191
>Why do so many men want to spend time with women and have sex with them?
Are you seriously asking that question, anon?
>Why do so many men radiate thirst?
asking this, on r9k
>>24506191
>invading /r9k/ with your autistic slut problems threads
>>24506245
>trying to justify your own thirst
beta bitch boy
Since this is basically a half skype thread, I'm gonna go ahead and leave mine for anyone who wants a friend or someone to talk to.hocadius
I'll talk to pretty much anyone.
btw I'm a guy
I added a girl once to steam and made a real effort to chat. I'd call her up when she was online every other day.
But she didn't really say much and didn't take any initiative. Not even asked basic questions. So I just stopped talking to her.
(People believe they are being polite by quietly avoiding talking to someone or just being quiet and nodding away. If I'm not interesting just tell me. I don't want to waste my time)
I'll admit this. I'm the sort of person who needs a captive audience. Someone who can be entertained but can also dish it back.
A lot of girls don't do that. Most just pretend to listen and don't share back, and it feels like they lack personality.
The girls I've taken a genuine interest in real life can hold a conversation and play around with an idea.
Honestly think I've only ever met three or four of them in my lifetime.
The other sort of girl that pisses me off is the sort that blathers on about people and rhings you dont even know an iota about and makes assumptions about you.
Project that insecurity shit somewhere else. You haven't even given me the opportunity to talk about myself properly.
I will just cut myself off completely from this type. All trouble. Red flag. No second chances.
Quiet girls might need time to come out of their shells, but that sort of girl is 100% trouble.
If you're either of these types of girls then don't expect anyone to want to talk to you.
>>24506280
>he doesn't want to fuck bitches
Who's the real beta bitch boy?
>>24506014
Plz dont think i hate you! I had to go to the bathroom, i wanted to tell you that that's how i feel all the time. I'm way too invested in people's thoughts of me as a guy, i try too hard to not be hated
>>24505992
Yes I want weeb internet friends
>>24506315
>it's alpha to grovel for sex from anonymous women on the internet
>>24506315
>begging /r9k/ whores to add you on skype
>fucking bitches
Couldn't be more pathetic lmao
>>24506332
>>24506028
A-and you're not dickgirls?
I've slept with a few Anons I added on Skype. They always unfriend me after cumming in me when we fuck. You guys are all the same :(
>>24506353
Every pursuit of sex is something like that. Those guys who look like dumb animals are getting pussy pics and having sex, and you're not. Take that however you will.
>>24506398If this is Rebecca, I'm sorryI peed right before you blew me that timeSorry
>>24506398
>I've slept with a few Anons I added on Skype. They always unfriend me after cumming in me when we fuck. You guys are all the same :(
You fucked a normie or a chad, that's your fault, if you fucked an incel virgin he would never have left you, you make your bed.......
>>24506416
Dumb animals have sex all the time. Thats life
>>24506398
>tfw this is just some faggot RPing
go back to your steam thread, anime queer
>>24506325
Youre chill, anon. Ive never met another clinger. Skype pls.
>>24506398
Don't fart so much while you're getting fucked. It's not as attractive as you think it is.
>>24506416
>Those guys who look like dumb animals are getting pussy pics and having sex
>implying you know anything about my life
>implying I don't have two different women offering to fly me out to them and let me live with them for free because they're completely obsessed with me
>implying I'm not taking either offer because I'm waiting for another girl to fall for me first
Honestly, being e-Chad is literally 100x easier than begging.
>>24506425
Rebecca exposed for gross whore
>>24506385
N-no.Not yet anyways
>>24506028
>>24506332
O-oh well....can I post email instead?
>>24506398
This actually might be mentioning me
I'm posting goodfeels
>tfw just gave my boyfriend a handjob
>tfw he said I give a handjob better than he does to himself when he masterbates
>tfw have been complimented on my dick sucking abilities before
feelsgoodman.
>>24506566
>masterbates
>>24506427
It is not. They're pretty retarded on Skype and can't tell when I'm flirting. I just expect better I guess.
>>24506310
>stacy's use to lie and get me into trouble at school
>young woman are so vapid and Chad cum-drunk they can't hold a conversation or have interests
>most older women make an effort in conversation and are both engaging and know how men like their sexuality and act accordingly
I have a terrible older women "fetish", from like 35 up to 60+ if she's hot. Fuck me.
>>24506437
I dont have a skype yet, but i got email.
[email protected]
If you're interested of course, you dont have to msg
>>24506398
They do that because you're kind of person who sleeps with just any guy she meets.
No-one wants to stay with a girl like that.
>>24506566
Wtf are you even doing on r9k, r9k is becoming more pc and female friendly these days, wtf has this board come to.
>>24506647
The female hate stuff is a shitty meme that comes from bitterness and nothing else. Kill yourself with your "what has le board come to" shit.
>tfw you look at other girls all the time and think "I wish I looked half as good as them"
Do you think anyone has ever thought that way about you? I'm probably ~4/10 so I don't think so. Unless some retarded girl wished for my able body this would literally never happen. Plus I'd probably be a last resort for a retard girl anyway.
>tfw I'll never be a qt like my waifu, Kaceytron
>>24505903
you could be my orbiter number one sandpie
>>24506638
Well it's not even that I want relationships with them. I just want someone to play vidya with that'd also like fucking me regularly. I don't want a boyfriend just someone that won't leave me alone after touching me. It hurts but I can't get tired of it cause a lot of you guys are pretty good in bed.
>>24506722
ayylien
original content
>>24506722
I'm a dark-skinned negress so that's literally impossible
>tfw no qt weeb /r9k/ friend
>>24506722
My ex did that. Thought she was ugly compared to the other women in the area. She really was the most beautiful girl to me. I miss her and hope she got some help for it all.
>>24502765
what's your skype
i'll ask for nudes m-maybe
>>24506566
Why him and not me? Why am I not your boyfriend?
>>24506746
>someone to play vidya with that'd also like fucking me regularly
What sort of vidya?
Also, where live?
>>24506765
I'm a shitskin so iktf. Plus I look indian but I'm not, that has to be the worst feel known to mankind.
>>24506746
>only like Chad's
>Chad pumps and dumps
>oy vey
You reap what you make others sow
>>24506566
Enjoy it while it lasts roastie.
Is it really that easy? Just fuck slutty femanons? You're all whores, and no one should love any of you.
>>24502700
I'm not interested in nudes but I'm also not interested in someone with whom I have nothing in common and who can't carry a conversation.
>>24502700
>wanting a male friend
Fuck you!
>>24505118
something about sitting under a mountain of blankets naked on a cold day is like that feeling of not wanting to leave your warm cozy bed on a cold morning.
>>24506765
>>24506811
So much self-hate.
>>24506711
>The female hate stuff is a shitty meme that comes from bitterness and nothing else
>Just a shitty meme
Was George Sodini and Elliot Rodger and all the guys we'll see in the following years "just a shitty meme", its more than just that, its a response to social and cultural changes, and its not going anywhere.
>>24506793
that has to be the cutest thing I've ever heard, I hope I get a kind, bf like you one day.
also
>tfw no bf who appreciates gay /co/ threads
>>24506810
I play a lot of League and weeb games on PS3. I used to play Hearthstone. Also Chicago! :3
>>24506851
WHOOOO THE FUCK ARE YOUl
>>24506876
We should start another all girls Siren team. I was plat last season senpai lets go.
Reminder that you yourself are a normie if you're whoring yourself on skype
>>24505837
>>24505814
Throw me an email @ [email protected]
>>24505818
Wow rude, I used to prefer dudes but on hormones my sexually changed, what now?
>>24506869
/co/ is the worst board
>>24506869
>that has to be the cutest thing I've ever heard, I hope I get a kind, bf like you one day.
All men are like that, except Chad, so good luck.
>>24506897
>needing to find additional reasons that women are normies
Women are normies by definition
Women can't lack friends and lovers except by choice. Only robots can be cut off from humanity by sheer bad luck.
>>24502821
>>tfw meet a Chad
>>He's autistically obsessed with Bob's Burgers
This is his main flaw? Maybe it's just you.
>he uses emoticons
>>24506838
We're young Anon, no one's gonna want to fuck when we're older. I like to think I'm giving you guys chances when I sleep with Anons, like helping the homeless!
>>24506893
That sounds fun, I'm not that good though. I like playing bruisers and ADCs, you?
>>24506876
There's another league playing fembot living near Chicago.
Go find her. Lez out and take pics then post said pics.
>>24506904
nothing is worse than /soc/ or /pol/ t b h
>tfw you'll never have gay sex dressed up as Bruce and Clark
Whats the fucking point of being a girl if I can't even do this??
>>24506869
The last time we talked was a year and a half ago. She had a new bf but called me at 4 in the morning in tears asking if she was pretty. I told her of course she was. Sadly, I couldn't jandle that anymore as I still had and still do have feelings for her. I called her later saying she needs to understand that stuff like that gives me false hope and isn't fair. She got upset and we haven't talked since. I called her mother later in the month to ask her to please keep an eye on her and about the things she had said and done about her own perceptions of inadequacy. I really hope she's happy out there. Wherever she is.
>>24506865
More like edgelords who wanted attention by going 0 to 100. But cultural changes are horseshit. Sorry, I'm somewhat enraged.
>>24506944
haha, dw I'm not that good either for my rank. I'm Gold 2 now I think. I can literally only play Ahri, Irelia and a couple other champs.
If I play adc or jungle we automatically lose :^)
Just curious, do you like aphromoo and doublelift?
>pic related
>>24506861
>go on youtube
>watch video about black girls getting less responses on dating websites
>leftie white girls saying shit like "omg I would kill to look like lupita! she's so beautiful"
>know that they would probably kill themselves if they actually woke up with dark skin and 4c hair
god didn't make the races equally beautiful, admitting this doesn't mean I hate myself
>>24505903
how do people find out a girl has that many orbiters? are you sure it's not just beta friends that she knows but doesn't really talk to?
>>24506997
Doublelift is cute. I'm a big fan of Imaqtpie, I'd sleep with him in a heartbeat. I kind of go mid sometimes when I play Ekko or Vlad, probably the only mages I play.
>really enjoy talking to anons regularly
>hate talking 1 on 1
>everyone only ever uses skype
>the few skype groups i've tried have ended with them trying to contact me 1 on 1 separately because "aw ye grill"
>give up talking to and making friends with fellow anons
I miss tc ;___;
>>24506961
You're a really good person anon. Also, just know that was really inconsiderate of her to do that to you. I know you love her, but don't let her jerk your feelings around like that. It's not worth it.
And what are you even doing here?
>trying to enjoy wine
>fucking gnats
goddamn it ever since i started getting into beer and wine, there's a neverending dicksucking pestilence of gnats ever in my presence
how do i get rid of these motherfuckers forever jesus it's cold outside these things aren't even supposed to be alive REEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>24507063
>>You're a really good person anon.
You mean an omega bitch you'd get bored of in a week.
>>24506897
This desu senpai. Email is one thing if you really wanna talk and be friends with someone, but skype is instant normie status.
>tfw afraid to skype
>>24507081
You don't, there's a reason why drunks have always been depicted with gnats flying around their head in caricatures. It's just a fact of life.
Femanons, how does one even become a fembot? Genuinely curious.
I would support a shitposting r9k gf for the rest of her life.
>>24507063
I'm a lonely man is why I'm here. Probably the same reason most other people are on here.
But thank you. I've been called a lot of things lately, but nobody has called me a good person.
>>24507050
I freaking love imaqtpie. I watch him like 4-5 hours a day during class. Imaqtpie, Kaceytron and Kripp (hearthstone) are my go to streamers. I probably spend a total of 8 hours a day watching live streams. I don't even play games for more than 2 hours a day anymore. I have lost my life to video game livestreams.
Also too bad imaqtpie's gf is an 8/10, literally no hope. Smallcat is such a qt too.
And how the fuck do you even play Ekko, I always get btfo by some Ahri or Orianna when I play him. I think he's a pretty shitty mid laner after the changes, much better in the jungle. But if you're doing well then I'm impressed.
Any fembots from cali want a male friend to chat with? Don't worry about asking for nudes because I actually understand social/emotional boundaries. I'd just like the chance to get to know a qtbot. Also please be born female. I'm straight.
>>24507057
I had a comfy TC group once.
It all fell apart once we ran out of stories to share, the constant disconnects of TC being shit, and people kept leaving and never coming back.
A small group of us held out for half a year but I eventually left them all and I think it all fell apart after that. (I had no idea that I was the glue holding them all together. They didn't need a loser like me around, yet they all came back to talk to me)
I feel like people liked me and liked watching me do shit, but I was just prolonging the inevitable.
They wanted me to meet up with them, but I just couldn't do it. There's a part of me that struggles to bond with people in person and I didn't want to let them down.
It was hard cutting communication from them all. But I had to do it before I got in too deep.
If anything its good that it's just Skype. You can have one conversation and drop out and no-one thinks too much about it.
>Join a skype group
>pretend to be a girl, aka be annoying, uninteresting, bratty, and say that I'm girl
>everyone likes me for being a girl
>guys open private conversations with me to talk about how they totally agree with the retarded shit I was just saying as a joke
>leave group for like a week
>find some other nerd on twitter/ask.fm
>make him think I'm a cute girl too, he falls for it
>Ask him for help because some guy in my friend group on skype is totally bothering me
>I return to the group, and add him
>tell everyone that this is my boyfriend.
>post some cute smileys and tell drop subtle hints that he's been to my place and Ive been to his
>guys that were bothering me stay totally silent, no longer message me
>only hang out in skype group for like another week but they didnt even talk to me anymore, so much for shared interests and friends
>drop that other twitter loser, find out like a year later that he ended up falling for some boipucci brit he met
>>24507224
>It was hard cutting communication from them all.
loll, no it wasn't
Tell me those are the only people you've ever in your life just dropped. They aren't, are they? You do it to everybody.
>>24507263
This enraged me
>>24505455
noiice
>>24507138
I really hope things pick up for you. If you really did all those things you typed in the last post no one has any reason to call you a shitty person.
>tfw finally find a fembot who lives close to you willing to be your cock sleeve
Finally. Its like a dream. If only she was good looking.
>>24507199
Wait for them to blow their spells then go in while their skills are on CD. Eventually at 6 you can easily all in them and dive. Usually if I'm having issues in lane I just roam bot and get a double. I still run TP over ignite in some matchups because of that.
tfw no nerdy guy on r9k to play league with
>>24507331
This everytime
Fembots are so ugly, but I'll take it
>>24507331
Don't compromise your dreams, anon. Drop her and wait for the perfect qt p2t.
>>24507331
>>24507361
How close is that?
I've met two and they're both very attractive, but one was a normalfag Stacey (for some reason) and the other was an absolute degenerate.
>>24507334
That's pretty cool anon. He's a really fun champ but I just couldn't get him to work, especially in this shitty tank juggernaut meta that is fucking up my shit.
I know a guy I could play LoL with but I get extremely nervous when people ask me to duo. If I don't win a game I'm duoing in I instantly feel like they hate me and they think I'm shit. Then I usually cut off contact with them even if I've known them for a while. I can't take the stress even with randoms from the /vg/ thread.
>>24507392
>the other was an absolute degenerate
how so?
>>24507392
The good fembots are ugly
The cute weeb virgin shy kind
>>24507312
Life is good for me in most respects. I make a great living, can afford to enjoy my hobbies, and jave great overall stability. I'm just lonely and can be kirt with people at points.
I really did and do feel those things I typed, but don't shed a tear for me.
All I have to say today is that I wish all malebots would die. They will never know true suffering.
>>24507453
*curt
I don't know what I was thinking.
>tfw the guy you've been in love with for years is gay
>>24507413
all of the ways typically implied by that
>>24507290
I've reinstalled Skype several times to strike up a conversation with them, but I stop because I feel like they would have forgotten about me by now and have their own life to live without me.
Likewise with my Uni friends. I was held back a year for being a useless piece of shit and I couldn't bring myself to talk to them again out of shame.
Fuck man. I don't even hardly talk to my best friend since I was a kid. I feel like one day he's going to move on and forget about me. He's doing fine last time I spoke to him. He doesn't need me around.
So I guess yeah, its easy to cut people off but its hard for me in the sense that I know l'll try my best to never talk to them again unless they approach me in a good mood.
I know its stupid excuses, I try to fight it. All those people probably like me a lot, (I know for a fact my best friend is a BFF), but I come up with an excuse to stay away and be alone again.
A part of me likes being alone, a part of me hates it. I struggle to find the balance.
I'm an asshole and a shit friend. I know that.
>>24507334
>tfw don't play league much anymore because not many people to play with
>tfw only had the motivation to finish placements and get gold for free shit at the end of the season
I keep thinking I should get involved in League again. You NA?
How do I honestly get a /r9k/ bf?
These are my standards:
1)You can be NEET at the moment, but you need to contribute somehow to the relationship. If you don't want to work you need to be a good househusband.
2) No whales, I like discussing fat hate threads on /fit/
3) Able to be nice to each other, no temper, etc. Just generally not a mean and will love me.
4) Not repulsively ugly (e.g. deformed), 3/10 +
5) into /co/ and /v/ hobbies
Where do I find this bf?
>>24507465
oh look you're that roastie bitch who idolizes men who are her father's age because they were "real men" or some shit.
Fuck off, if you aren't obese or physically deformed then you have no excuse for not being able to find a man. Don't know why you expect men to be masculine providers when women shun anything remotely feminine and act like cooking or cleaning is sexist.
Which one are you fembots, redhead or brunette?
>>24507527
You have to be a 10/10 beautiful cute stacey who is very sexual and sexually experienced but also somehow a virgin, you need to have the body of a supermodel and cater to all his needs. Then, and only then, could you land a 3/10 not-fat NEET.
>>24507527
>not a mean
>No whales, I like discussing fat hate threads
*rolls eyes*
>>24507527
I'm right here.
Where are you?
>>24507527
Literally everywhere. You're not "searching" for this. You have 100 guys to choose from.
>>24506869
I used to go to /co/ like 3 years ago. I particulary enjoyed the Superman and Hypercrisis threads, but it got infected with tumblr. I still rage after going to that board for the win-o-threads and having to browse all the bullshit there
>>24507527
you have to live in ottawa, robostud capital of the world.
>>24507405
I do the same thing. Whenever I duo I try to impress the other person by carrying. They don't really care half the time which is kind of annoying.
>>24507515
Yeah, Chicago. Wanna fug bby?
>>24507527
Right here, bae.But I'm taken.Barely. Relationship is falling apart.
>>24507527
That's every fucking guy here.
>>24507527
Well constructed bait. I like it.
>>24507501
>I'm an asshole and a shit friend.
and an overall piece of human trash
>>24507647
That's why I'm here anon.
That's why I'm here.
>>24507572
>implying whales are human
Get the fuck out fatass
>>24507565
>tfw this is 100% true
You always know what's up mystery. Will you be my lesbo gf? I've been stalking your posts just a little bit.
>>24507586
>>24507609
>>24507614
>>24507630
>>24507633
>>24507638
T O R O N T O
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T
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How am I even supposed to find one of you if neither of us even go outside anyway? I'll be at Ryerson in 2017 after my collaboration ends at another college. Anyone want to pledge to be my Ryerson bf in 2 years? I'll pledge to continue to be bfless until then.
Why are all you 'lonely' faggots so social all the time?
>Skype
fucking normies
The reason why you people encounter so many shitty people is because you somehow have the drive to talk with people
>>24507679
Damn girl, we live close to each other. I could actually be your gf if you don't mind the lack of dick.
>>24507679
Toronto reporting in.
I am white, only kind of a manlet, not a crazy person, and gainfully employed. I'm also a misogynist and into femdom. Let's do this.
>>24507685
>The reason why you people encounter so many shitty people is because you somehow have the drive to talk with people
I didn't choose to be this way
>>24507527
>eight replies
Slow night, huh?
If you're real and you live in nyc email me and maybe we can fall in love and I can finally have a girl that I can love and treat like gold and she'll appreciate it and do the same for me.
[email protected]
>>24507701
What the hell are you serious. This is the girl you were emailing nose pictures with btw. Are we actually closeby?
>>24507527
I'm not EXACTLY neet, I'm a student who's not making progress. Will probably be looking for a part time job soon.
Also meet the other criteria, except /co/ and a good bit of /v/.probably wouldn't date you anyway because of distance and emotional problems where I don't think I'm worth being involved with
>>24507556
all fembots are the redhead
>>24507724
YES... OMFG.good luck finding a qt bf in this shitty hellhole, they're all hypergamous sluts
>>24507746
you know, the reason that you can't find a guy might be because of your disgusting personality.
>>24507770
mystery is a roleplayer who posts here 25 hours a day and "flirts" like this with everyone
don't take it too seriously anon
>>24507746
Thanks for the advice qt, also I didn't know you lived close to Toronto! I actually live inRichmond Hillif you know where that is. I go to college in Scarborough though so I'm in that shit hole pretty often too.
>>24507685
I try to drive everyone away but somehow people keep coming along and talking to me.
I even get regular customers at work despite acting like a moody broody sarcastic asshole.
One of these days I'm going to save my money up and move to a remote location on the earth, become a hermit and collect pet rocks I can project imaginary people onto.
>fembot
nice meme
>>24507770
or its because the men of this board are actually fucking terrible whores.
>>24507799
that is cool. if you ever want to meet up or anything send me an e-mail. i don't live in the GTA but i'm from there and go there frequently.
>>24507835
you're a very dedicated troll
>>24507707
Well, I tried.
Ryerson is alright. I am atUofT.
>>24507835
Can confirm.
>>24507746
>they're all hypergamous sluts
welp. That's the current meta. Can't blame a guy for going with it!
I *do* hear toronto women are exceptionally shit, however.
Male fembot here.
>tfw no female bf
>>24507864
>tfw no UofT Scarborough bf
feels bad. I'm not actually near UofT until 2017.
>>24507679
If it weren't for the fact that I live in Stockholmand my gf just got out of jail, I'd hit you up. Although I might be so far above your standard as to make you feel inadequate.
>>24507835
>chases after the chads who come here to prey on broken women
>WAAAHHHH ALL ROBOTS ARE MAN WHORES
roasties can't into logic
>>24507888
I've never actually been to the Scarborough campus. I know lots of people at Mississauga though. Honestly, I don't even really understand how connected they are (or aren't) to UofT.
I do know people at Centennial though for some reason.
>>24507224
our group used msn for 3 years before it died and despite all the dropouts we held together and moved onto a new software
>>24507922
>chads
more like all men, everywhere, at all times, without apology
do any fembots wanna be my skype friend?no bullies please
>>24507958
You mean the only men you're capable of seeing
>>24507911
>>24507630
LOOK AT ALL THESE WHORES WITH GIRLFRIENDS WANTING TO HIT UP A FEMBOT FOR SEX
LITERALLY PROVING OP RIGHT. MEN DON'T KNOW TRUE SUFFERING
>>24507923
I'm actually at the Centennial Morningside campus. I'm doing the stereotypical girl thing and becoming and becoming a nurse for job security and $$$.
I know some people doing compsci at UofT Scarborough though, does the Toronto campus have those alert machines on campus too? The ones you click when you're in danger?
>>24507958
oh fuck off you pizza faced turboslut
>>24505903
>talking to fembot
>im suspicious that im just a beta orbiter to her
>call her out on her shit
>hope i can get her to stop contacting me if i demand lewds
>she sends me lewds with timestamp
>bully her into lewder lewds
>still kinda on the fence about her intentionsi could love this dumb loser
>>24507392
Mine was literally down the street. Crazy coincidence.
>>24507988
neither of those guys are robots you fucking moron. Robots dont have gfs.
>>24507999
>implying i can help my hormonal cystic acne
Men are literally so shallow and horrible it's ridiculous
>>24508002
>tfw this might be about me
To all fembots, here is my ultimatum:
If one of you doesn't have sex with me within the next five minutes, I'm going to kill myself.
>>24508003
That would be fucking amazing, honestly. I don't think there are even any in the same city as me though.
>>24508026
Robots don't have partners. And men can't be robots because it is so easy for them to get get a dumb fuckslut gf these days.
>>24505588
On one hand that's pretty respectable that you would only show them to people how deserve to.
On the other hand, what if no one deserves to see them. what if you grow old and it's too late?
>>24507527
>1)You can be NEET at the moment, but you need to contribute somehow to the relationship. If you don't want to work you need to be a good househusband.
Im close to graduating and working a decent paying job
>2) No whales, I like discussing fat hate threads on /fit/
Im am a normal weight
>3) Able to be nice to each other, no temper, etc. Just generally not a mean and will love me.
Sounds like me
>4) Not repulsively ugly (e.g. deformed), 3/10 +
I've been told ive been cute a lot
>5) into /co/ and /v/ hobbies
yup
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>>24507944
That's nice to hear that people can stay the distance with each other.
I hope you keep having good times with your friends anon.
>>24508030
nobody cares what your fat ugly shit posting troll ass thinks you mentally ill retard!
you shit talk men constantly but ignore or defend shit women.....which you also are.
you are one of the reasons we DONT need feminism
>>24507989
Do you know an insane Chinese lesbian junior accountant who talks to squirrels?
I don't know if St. George campus has those. It definitely seems like something we'd have. Maybe I've just never noticed?Also are you sure you don't want to take an hour-long bus drive to sit on my face in midtown Toronto? I apologise in advance for asking.
>>24508053
>implying roasties care about human lives
They've bullied and Keked' numerous people to suicide already.
Since half of this thread is hidden to me, why do people still respond to tripfag trolls?
>>24507988
Something, something, flirting with fembots to increase their self-confidence, etc. Also, to be fair, I didn't even know my gf was alive until yesterday. She completely fell off the grid for about two months.
>>24508026
Cyborg is close enough, imo.
>>24505588
who /barrageofdickpics/ here? Feels good to steal away the innocence of virginal women.
>>24508087
shit women are qts who deserve to be coddled, they are innocent angelic creatures who have the maternal instincts of a mommy pup
shit men can die in a fire for all i care
>>24508107
LITERALLY KILL YOURSELF NORMIE FAILEDCHAD MCNORMIE. FUCK OFF KILL YOURSELF
>>24508107
if you're able to get a gf you aren't a cyborg either.
>>24507621
Ayy really? Two hours away inIndianadesu. Preferred contact? I warn you though I'm legit rusty as fuck, I only got gold 3 from placements.
>>24508092
No, but I would like to know her, she sounds amazing. I'm pretty much confined to nursing students that are forced to talk to me.also no, sorry I'm actually a virgin and driving down to a random guys house to sit on someones face is degeneracy
>>24508076
ya still talking every day, even right this second. its kind of like a small irc group. 5.5 years now.
>>24507621
>Chicago
Thats like an hour from me
pls giv skype
>>24504022
It hurt a lot my first time. It gets better if you do it more often and with someone who you care a lot about and can communicate well with.
>>24508176
>>24507621
If you guys don't mind if we're shit at the game, can we maybe add each other and improve? My name is xxJerryberry on NA. Next patch we can take as many people as we want in Ranked queue and I don't have any random league buds that don't make me stressed.
>>24508158
>>24508169
Haha, aa. I actually met her on /r9k/. We've been together for over half a year and have only met 5 times despite living quite close to eachother. The most physical we've ever gotten is awkward goodbye-hug. Check. Your move, shitposters.
>>24508138
>>24508158
Shhhh. Mystery. It's ok, You've done enough for tonight.
Back into the barrel you go.
>>24508177
She's the same way I think, hence the squirrels. Fuck, I'm the same way. College socialising feels so artificial and just makes me want to go home and watch animes.
>I'm actually a virgin and driving down to a random guys house to sit on someones face is degeneracy
I respect that and I'm actually kinda glad in a weird way.plz hit me up and let me lick your feet if/when you finally break and decide to become a massive whore though thanks sorry again
>>24504917
Do you play video games, specifically arpgs? I'm up at odd hours and need someone to play poe with
> tfw you turned into a fat cunt in just 4 years
> everything about you is disgusting, from your hairy fat belly to your fishy pussy, which always smells even after a shower
> yellow teeth and eyebags
> even your feet smell
> remembered how there were so many chances to stop being a fat cunt, but you couldn't stop eating
> taking a shit right now
> assaulted by pussy, shit and feet smells
> feel like there is some sort of allegory to this
> will be a fatter cunt on Thursday
> my best days are behind me and I was a KV back then
> continue to shit and post on r9k
kill me
>>24508314
take a bath and brush you teeth, anon
I saw one of mystery's selfies once. If that was actually her, she looks like a fucking Super Mutant but still thinks she's entitled to a Chad who makes six figures annually. No wonder she's so fucking bitter
>>24508299
I haven't played it in a very long time. A year or two. I think it's been patched a lot since then and my marauder is probably pretty low level.
I would play with you though.
>>24508314
>hairy fat belly
That's so hot though.
>>24508314
Sounds like me after i went through a "fuck it" phase. Went from 185 lbs to 250. I've went back to 180, but the stretch marks will always remind me of the fat ass inside me, wanting to get out.
>>24507988
>HIT UP A FEMBOT FOR SEX
N-no, I was just being friendly.And my gf is a fembot.
>>24508350
Honestly? I'd fuck a Super Mutant.
>>24508314
>remembered how there were so many chances to stop being a fat cunt
How about right now?
God, why are women so weak and stupid?
>>24508314
i will love you, do you want to be my qtgf? we can eat ice cream and watch nice movies, i have a good collection of nice movies. also i like the smell of smelly vaginas. i have one myself. idk what it is.
anyway, you're probably the qtest qt, cheer up angel
>>24508368
can you post progress pics?
you could crop out your face
>>24508354
Lizcicle19 <skype
i'm at college all day tomorrow but maybe we can hang out after
>>24508374
yeah thats the point, she could easily have some /r9k/ guy who would appreciate her but she whines and shits on men as a whole because chads wont pay attention to her
>>24508382
desu we are all weak and stupid, hence why we are on r9k
im 25 and a useless neet with no experience or education. I could have done anything. I could do anything right now. I'm not.
>>24508350
REEEEEEEEEE
;_; All I want is someone who loves me. I don't care if he's fat and a 0/10 and poorfag. I'm poor too.
>>24508418
Move in with me and I'll pay for everything.
>>24508350
I've seen a couple pictures of mystery too (supposedly) and thought she was pretty cute. Would've dated.
>>24508418
Nigga make a fucking plan. I'm not the coolest, most successful guy in the world but I have a realistic next step in mind,suicide(just kidding)and you should be coming up with one too.
>>24508402
Oh, i'm a dude. Should have specified. Dont hit on me silly anon! teehee~ ;^)
>>24508431
>I don't care if he's fat and a 0/10 and poorfag
bullshit, i've seen your posts on lolcow about how all men from this generation are lazy and worthless because they watch porn or something, and how men your father's age are perfect because they worked hard and were "real gentlemen" or some shit. Quit fucking lying you entitled whore.
>>24508483
._. thanks anon but i know i'm ugly as trash. i'm at the point where i'm ready to pay a guy to pretend i'm hot. how much do you think this would cost?
>>24508431
Aw shit I'm feeling it. Even if your post is ironic to some grade, I want to tell you all the pretty little lies about how we all make it and how there's someone special out there just for you. Life a shit though.takyon
>>24508533
that doesn't change anything
I just want to see how bad your skin is messed up
>>24508219
Yeah sure I can send you an add in a bit. I've only played like two or three games since the pre-season patch hit.
>>24508535
Are you the admin of lolcow or spoony? I can't understand who else you might be.
Anyway yes, all men my father's age were perfect. They're too old and married for me now, but they were perfect. The only quality I want is a man who isn't a cheating, vapid whore, which unfortunately doesn't exist these days. Is that so wrong? Wanting a loyal mate? Even the ugliest 0/10s will cheat on you with prostitutes or teenagers. There isn't anything left in this world.
>>24508289
>College socialising feels so artificial and just makes me want to go home and watch animes
are you me? I just want to go home and watch my qt western cartoons while pretending to be in fantasy world. I have "friends" at school but they're the type of people you study with and don't text or talk to out of school.
t b h, that's my favourite kind of friend though. there's nothing better than coming home and having alone time for the rest of the day.
>if I become a massive whore
literally impossible, sorry. I'm an uggo with big feet anyway friendo
do any fembots want a bf that is decently attractive and his life in order?
>>24508536
hello I am here to provide you with the validation daddy never gave you for only 10$ a day
This may seem a bit expensive but this is a premium fake validation service and we have satisfied many clients, if you buy some cheap shit you will just feel even more like your dad regrets ever having you
KEKLORDS GET FUCKING OUT GODDAMMIT WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING HERE WITH HOPE YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS. GET THE FUCK OUT.
>>24508605
Ree, etc. Am I right, fellas?
>>24508603
My dad thinks I'm gorgeous. He hates it when I mess with my face. We got into this huge fight actually when he found out I did stuff with my face. He had never been more disappointed in me
>tfw no man will ever live up to your father ;_;
That's like $300 a month? Damn, rent-a-bfs are cheap
>>24508546
We can be shit together anon, it'll be perfect.
>>24508579
>Are you the admin of lolcow or spoony?
No and no.
>Anyway yes, all men my father's age were perfect. They're too old and married for me now, but they were perfect. The only quality I want is a man who isn't a cheating, vapid whore
do you seriously think that men in the 50s, 60s, and 70s didn't have mistresses? Lmao it was more prevalent back then than it is now because women had less rights and needed to be dependent on a man so they wouldn't leave him even if he was unfaithful.
You're basically a female version of a fedora tipper, romanticizing and idolizing some time period that you never lived in and ignoring the fact that the things you're whining about happened back then too, arguably to greater extent.
>>24508314
Post hairy belly please.
>>24508587
I wouldn't care if his life isn't in order. As long as you aren't deformed and have some time of goal/career or dream (no matter how shitty it is) I'd support him.
>>24508545
To answer that question, i was about to give you a pic of my sweet, cellulose and stretch mark infested tummy, but i got so depressed looking at myself that i couldnt snap the pic. It's really bad
>>24508658
At least men in their 50s didn't have porn-induced erectile dysfunction and could fuck their mistresses. Men these days are brainwashed zombies that can't get it up for anything but interracial gangbang porn.
>>24508624
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0B3rYOvk5f8
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>>24508627
thinking someone is gorgeous is not the same as being proud of them
hit me with that 300$ a month and a place to stay with internet and ill cuddle you and tell you what a worthwhile person you are so you can feel good for a few minutes a day
if you live somewhere with nice nature outside ill give you a discount ok
>>24508671
please?
It could serve as inspiration for others
>>24508685
>gets BTFO on her retarded views
>moves goalposts
>w-well at least they could fuck the whores they cheated with
Kek, roasties getting fucking toasted. Go rot in a ditch you braindead cum dumpster.
>>24508701
My dad is also proud of me and gives me all the validation I need.
>tfw mom lucked out, you have to settle for all of these limp-dicked soulless fucks
>>24508685
You deserve to get keked you stupid roastie whore.
>>24508584
I know what you mean about the school-only friends.
Does hanging out with them feel weirdly adversarial to you, or is it just me? It kind of feels like you have to maintain an effort to impress them or stop them from being socially predatory toward you. Like the second you show weakness they'll start trying to establish you as their bitch in the social pecking order. I can't really tell if I just have a paranoid suspicion of normies or if they actually do this, but I do know that when I've had "true" friends, I didn't feel that way, and I could be my autistic self around them.
>I'm an uggo with big feet anyway friendo
even so but yes I understand sorry for asking
>>24508725
Spoken like someone who can't get it up to anything but BBW cockball torture.
>>24508727
maybe if you wouldn't dismiss men so quickly you'd find one who appreciated you.
>>24508748
>deflection
Nice try whore, just admit you fucking lost.
>>24508727
okay ill dress up like your dad and you can call me daddy as I tell you that you've been a good girl and fuck you
this is gonna cost extra though
>>24508754
>JUS BEE YERSELF
>>24508719
But anon, you don't understand, i'm so ashamed. And also afraid my tummy will become some kind of meme on /fit/, where they make fun of people for ever getting fat
>>24508793
POST BELLY AND TITS WHORE.
>400+ replies
Y'know, i feel like ISIS is natural selection in action, here to kill all of you fucking degenerates. Everyone in this thread deserves a single ak47 round directly between the eyes.
>>24508781
>tfw your rent-a-bf will never fall in love with you for real
why bother
>>24508748
spoken like someone who gets off on licking her own shit off of Tyrone's dick after he assfucks you. Fucking die, cunt.
>>24508789
Please dismiss me as gutter trash mystery. I made a new friend and i need to get rid of this happy feeling i have
>>24508810
whats the difference between real love and fake love
either way the same chemicals are rushing through your brain
just stop thinking about it and give me some moni desu
>>24507988
Says as he immediately flirts with the same fembot girl.
>>24508819
I'm happy for you, pal.
>>24508817
I love ass-to-mouth, that's the only thing factual about this. Hate nignogs.
>>24508789
...no, that's not even close to what i said. You instantly dismiss men as limp dicked losers without even giving them a chance. Why should any man put up with someone who hates all men except her dad?
You definitely should NOT be yourself, you're personality is disgusting and will understandably send any potential man running for the hills.
>>24508819
FUCK YOU NORMIE TRASH
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1cdp9uwgZJV
>>24508793
Okay, sorry.
I just wanted to know if ballooning like that really messed up or if you salvaged your body and made it beautiful again.
>>24508854
At least my daddy loves me. More than you lot can say.
>>24508895
my dad loves me plenty, he tells me often how proud he is of me for doing well in law school :^)
keep on projecting, you fat ugly cunt.
If anyone from here musters up the courage to contact someone else on Skype or elsewhere, they are probably a failed normie. Don't be surprised when they ask for nudes.
If you're wondering how you can get in contact with someone that isn't a failed normie,you don't.
>>24508895
does he really? you're asking random idiots on here to be your rent-a-bf for validation when your dad is the perfect man and he loves you
surely you should be fulfilled and happy with your life?
>>24508914
>law school
Literally meme tier. Dead serious here: I hope you're okay and actually love what you do because you're going to be in for a rude awakening when you're working long hours for shit pay as a little wagekek
>>24508805
Again, as a dude i dont have tits (anymore). Why you gotta bully a man for his gross belly pics man? You got some sorta sick fetish?
>>24508968
PICS YOU KEKY SHIT
>>24508952
I'm an adult. What am I supposed to do? I'm not married to my dad, he's my dad. I moved out a long time ago.
I only now just realized the reason terrible guys get gfs more than us is because we're boring and girls never notice us. Bad guys are like Mystery, loud and in your face. Girls remember douchey guys like robots remember shitty trips. As a result, just like how even the shitty trips get more attention than your average anon even though lots of people dislike them, shitty guys get attention (and gfs as a result) because they're visible and memorable enough that the girls who are willing to date them are aware of them.
Please insult me because I'm retarded enough to have spent years on this board and only just now figured this shit out.
>>24508744
I know what you mean. I used to have autist friends in highschool. We'd all have the same immature hobbies we've had since we were 12 and it didn't matter how boring some of our conversations were. It was so comfy knowing that you have a group of people that wouldn't drop you. Of course we all went no contact after high school because none of us are social or have facebooks. We also split to different unis.
For college friends, I feel like if I'm not interesting, funny or current enough that day they still include me but just kind of ignore me. And it's hard for me talk to people who don't share my childish hobbies. So I just feel like I'm dragging the conversation because they're nothing like me. I thought "nerdy" hobbies were suppose to be mainstream now but it's a giant red fucking flag as far as I'm concerned.
I haven't had true friends that shared my interests in a while f a m. If I actually felt compelled to talk to other people I'd probably be feeling suicidal by now so at least I like solitude.
After university though it's fucking over. I'm gonna be living that 9 to 5 loner life. Go to work, come home, go on the internet and sleep.
>tfw no gf into ss
>>24508994
Am I the chad of /r9k/?
>>24508991
kek your mom
>>24508994
FUCK OFF YOU KEKY OMEGA PIECE OF SHIT. GET PASSIONATE ABOUT SOMETHING.
Here to buy a gf. Will provide internet, shelter, food, etc. Pls respond.
>>24508536
All I'll charge you isyour love and eternal loyalty. Plus affection and cuddles. And then we can get married and live happily ever after.
>>24508854
It's funny you post that, because that's literally what just happened.
>Be 35 year old man
>Equipment operator, blue collar, 65,000 a year
>Balanced kind of guy
>Lurk this thread, consider giving mystery some contact info
>Wow.
>She never shuts up about shitty men are.
>Seems like either she's toxic or fuck, or just trolling.
It IS a little repellent, mystery.
Nobody should be this jaded.
>>24509027
Sounds like the japanese cartoons I readI'm disgusting
>>24508890
Nah, it's fucked forever. It's hard as shit to tone up and the stretch marks fade, but upclose they are visible
>>24509023
GET FUCKED, BITCH.
>>24508996
I know those feels
I am kind of envious. My entire life for the past two or three years has become this careerist shit and all my old friends (with whom I don't really keep in touch) are just dropping out, and being relatively happy working 9-5, coming home, watching anime, and going to sleep.
I feel like I'm struggling for the sake of struggling. Whenever I watch career streamers on Youtube and I realise these niggas have dayjobs, and just adjust to working during days and living during nights and weekends, I wonder if I might not have been happier. Even as a loner.
>>24509041
Maybe if someone was my qt bf and stuck a cock in it I'd shut up. Cock is a valuable resource apparently worth $300/mo these days.
>>24509005
i want a gf that will pretend to be my mom and then fuck me
it'll never happen tho
>>24509041
>>Seems like either she's toxic or fuck, or just trolling.
Considering she is doing this all day I believe it's just some shitty troll. That or she is batshit insane.
>>24509050
link pls. I need to cum.
>>24508579
Let's be real here, If you had a bf who doesn't cheat on you then you would've complained that he's too clingy and that no other woman wants him.
People are never satisfied with who they get.
>>24508960
Actually I've already interned for a corporation's law division for the past two summers and they want to hire me, the starting salary is going to be great and i will have awesome vacation time. Literally all I have left to do is graduate and then pass the bar this summer.
You're also likely a NEET with little to no real world experience, so im not exactly inclined to believe that you know anything. The fact that you idolize men from your dad's generation (where beating your wife was common practice) tells me that you are far from the sharpest tool in the shed.
>>24509005
where are the grills here into young boys
>>24509050
your dads genes need to be carried on, he's the only worthwhile man on this planet, your mother is unfit to bare any children now
you know what must be done.
>>24509115
Nice blog entry m8
>>24509082
woah woah that's PREMIUM cock like I said it's a bit expensive but WELL worth the shekels you don't wanna try and skimp on cock it never works out I've seen girls absolutely ruined due to trying to save a few pennies on some cock
>>24509157
you use this entire board as your blog you dumb fucking whore.
>>24509157
>>24509182
TRIPFUCKER BTFO, DAMN.
>>24509023
Not really. More like an asshole wannabe Chad.
>>24509032
Please continue.
>>24509140
You are so lewd, holy hell. I'm blushing anon, where do you come up with this stuff?
>>24509209
you're a lovely human bean and i'm sorry for getting irate with you in my infinite rage for the kekolds that enable whores to get threads up into 500 replies.
>>24509243
You've made multiple replies in this thread, you fucking cuCk.
>>24509209
do your best anon. be proud of the friend you made. friends are valuable gifts.
>>24509211
i'm you're dad, the perfect man
let's try to sneak off while everyones having dinner on thursday sweetie
>>24509272
boy it's like i might be up to something, huh.
Keks should hear what needs to be heard.
>>24509080
I just want my stupid degree already so I can work and just descend into my loner future.
The whole work -> home -> watch cartoons/game -> sleep schedule sounds SO alluring, but idk if either of us can handle living like that for the next 40 years.
I don't really want to get pregnant and have kids either, so I don't even understand why I need much money. There's a lot of social pressure to get my masters to make a lot of cash but I just want to drop out of college already.
The problem is I'm just not a fun person really and because of that I can't really make relationships with people well. People value being funny and interesting over being kind and loving and I'm just not very fun material. I can't even blame them, being around funny people is the best thing ever
>tfw you'll never just be an aboriginal that lives off the land like we were suppose to
>tfw turkish
Today is especially shitty. Can't even post on a mongolian rice cultivating forum of outcasts anymore
>>24509301
Pig disgusting, dad.
>>24509243
>>24509282
I guess I'll have to be more subtle next time to get the insults I deserve. I like your contrarian spirit, though, anons.
>>24509211
your dad will never fuck you mystery
>>24509323
0/10 attention seeking slut
>>24509323
welcometomyrobotfolder/10
testing out this tripcode ferdasfghy
>>24509306
I was in the same boat a few years ago. It's not so bad if you get a decent job with good co-workers.
I'm still saving up far more money than I could ever realistically use, but at least I don't have to worry about saving money for new games anymore.
>>24509082
Maybe I'll leave contact info at one point.
Until then I'll just remain lurking, I think.
>>24509330
fuck 2d the more Ds I can get for my daughter the better
>>24509426
>that collar
>that hair
>that stupid look on your face
I literally want to punch you. Holy shit.
>>24509377
an hero, you piece of shit attentionwhoring fuck
>>24509446
Your such a tsundere mystery
>>24502740
>implying fembots exist
>implying thse threads belong here at all
FUCK OFF ROASTIES YOU'RE NOT WANTED HERE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>24509379
I always used to think "what's the point of wasting my life making money if I have the thriftiness of a jew". But then I realized what's the fucking point anyways, it's not like I'll ever do anything meaningful with my time.
I guess working myself to death to save up stupid points in a bank is my only option.
>>24509463
I want to take a huge steamy dump on your forehead
>>24509483
Scatplay? Your into some pretty hardcore kinks!
>>24509306
I am not sure either. That's why I went into something where I'll at least be doing my own work, instead of just pulling levers 8 hours a day for a paycheque.
T b h f a m I have worked lever-pulling jobs (and have one now as a side thing), and it's intolerable. I can handle jobs where you basically just sit around and have time to read or do your own thing, but having to actually work is a trial every day. Maybe I'm just spoiled by having never left the womb of college. You should probably get the highest level of degree possible and rational to get, because in the long run you'll have to work less, and less hard, as a result.
>The problem is I'm just not a fun person really and because of that I can't really make relationships with people well. People value being funny and interesting over being kind and loving and I'm just not very fun material. I can't even blame them, being around funny people is the best thing ever
Making friends isn't this cold and rational. You should keep putting yourself out there until you find people you synch with. It almost never makes rational sense when it happens ("I PROVIDE 1 FUNNY POINT PER HOUR TO THIS GROUP, THEREFORE I AM ACCEPTED INTO THE INNER CIRCLE"). Boring-ass people can be great, chill friends. I love sedate motherfuckers who can just chill out and occupy space with me. They don't need to have personality "selling points" that I enjoy.
how often do femgirlanonbots shave their legs
>>24506829
>implying I'm a roastie. I have an innie :)
>>24506647
because I like to be here, there are a couple of robots here that have gfs
>>24506803
I've never met you anon
>>24509472
You could always retire early.Assuming you don't end up like me and require meaningful work to stay sane.
>>24509555
once a year
>>24509523
please pull the trigger
>>24507290
Hey I do that. Why do I do that?
>>24508450
you don't live near me
>>24508507
truth is i just dont care, im ok with being useless
>>24509564
>once a year
jesus christ how chewbacca tier are you?
>>24509653
Pretty hairy. Not like it matters because I only ever wear pants.
>>24509664
w-would you let me shave your legs?
>>24509684
Yes. In fact, I will pay you to come live with me and shave my legs every night for me. You can shave my vagoo too if you don't mind. What do you say?
>>24509531
This post was the most reassuring thing I've read in a while. Thanks for the support anon, really. I appreciate it. It's hard when everyone in uni is in their party/hyper phase though. I just want to find a couple boring friends that are into /co/, but it's been an uphill battle. I feel like once I graduate uni, it's over. If I don't graduate with any friends I don't see my life turning out so well 10 years down the road when I realize my life is terrible. Fuck the human species for being social animals.
I hope everything turns out well for you though, you're the Toronto anon right? Stay safe and don't get blown up by any refugees.
>>24504895
>that is until one time she flipped the front up and got a look at my bush I had at the time.
Do girls actually do this?
>>24509664
ew thats pretty disgusting
>>24509564
Here's a dumb question. If a woman never shaves her body. Will she have the exact same body hair as a man? (except the beard)?
>>24509375
This isn't funny. You can't store my likeness without my permission. That's theft, plain and simple. If you do not immediately delete my implicitly-copyrighted self-taken photograph (hereupon referred to as a "selfie") from your computer, I will be forced to contact the relevant authorities.
>>24509710
$1,500 a month
i'm not cheap
>>24509728
No, I don't have that much testosterone. I don't even see my leg hairs unless I'm sat down. And of course I don't have chest or belly hair... this is a really dumb question, you're right.
>>24509751
Deal. Every night though.
>>24509728
I'm a brown grill and I haven't shaved my legs since September. You want me to post my leg to show how hairy one of us can get?
Depends on your race/genes btw.
>>24509794
go nuts slut
>>24509776
>Deal. Every night though.
k send me $1500 and i will be there soon
>>24509794
post hairy legs
>>24507679
sorry, but I'm mexican. I used to dream to maybe go to Canada to do study my phd, but it has become a fucking neo-liberal haven, and I don't really like it. Just enjoy the fact there is people who enjoyed the wild trip that was the hypercrisis and Morrison's run
>>24509776
mystery ill pay YOU to come live with me and let me shave and keep your pubic and below the knee hair every day name a price any price
>>24509846
NO FUCK OFF SHES MINE NOW
i am NOT getting kucked
>>24509846
K, 5 bucks a month. Where you at? I've always wanted my own personal human epilator.
FEMBOTS
What kinda porn do you like?
>>24509863
>>24509846
i just cant fucking win can i?
>>24509794
I'm a dirty Iraqi shitskin, 5'10 manlet' doctor.
The perfect male
>I'll go kill myself now
>>24509892
>>24509860
You take one leg, he can take the other
>>24509873violent/sadistic giantess
>>24509928
that is literally the worst idea i have ever heard in my life
>>24509873
the kind where it's a slav girl who is visibly not enjoying it
>>24509794
I kinda like brown girls (probably just a fetish)
which country?
>>24509860
>>24509892
my friend, I just wish to make clothes out of her hair and bathe in the excess to inhale her lovely fragrance, besides that she is all yours.
>>24509863
florida, I hope you have some really thick hair
>>24509873
vanilla, yuri,sibling incest,forced
>>24510005
Where are you from Mystery? do you hate slavs?
>>24510049
i'm a slav, and yes
>>24510027
>my friend, I just wish to make clothes out of her hair and bathe in the excess to inhale her lovely fragrance, besides that she is all yours.
hobbs please leave
>>24510069
Are you a balkan slav qt?
>>24510069
Just curious. Cuz I'm in Russia and I'm not Russian.
>>24510069
how do you feel about remove kebabs?
Here's your all natural brown fembot! This picture doesn't do my leg hair justice tho t b h, it's a lot longer irl.
Shitty camera though. Don't spend too long jacking off this picture boys :^)
>>24508662
skype?!?
originality
>>24509713
For what it's worth, I never made really close friends in uni, only acquaintances. I met my closest bros by hanging out with weird fucking 4chan people and getting drunk in multiplayer games and befriending randoms. I don't think you ever really lose the opportunity.
Shit, one of my best friends ever was a 30 year old who befriended me when I was like 14 because we met in an online game. Unless he was trying to fuck me, then maybe I shouldn't count that, but he seemed legit.
When all else fails, though, find some Youtube Let's Play / Stream guys you like and just pretend you're friends with them. I like DDRjake and jerma myself. Also play WRPGs to simulate socialising.
Yeah, Torontanon here. Good luck to you too femanon.
>>24510133
Hmm. It's not as bad as I thought
>>24510133
that looks my leg hair
absolutely disgusting
pls be my brown gf
(what type of brown are you though?)
>>24510133
as a furry i have literally no standards when it comes to body hair.
>>24510131
Curious. But,does "kebabs" involve all shitskins or only muslims?
I'm middle eastern (non-muslim) studying in Russia and I don't want to die because of goat fuckers.
>>24510069
>slav
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>>24510234
its all muslims
sorry kebab
>>24510038
>>24510005
Do you picture yourself getting raped or some other girl getting raped?
>>24510247
That really doesn't answer the question.
>>24510196
I'm mixed actually. I'm hairy as fuck though because my dad is persian. If we had children our kids would probably become literal furries.
>>24510292
persian and white?
BE MY FUCKING GF
>>24510234
As far as historical context is concerned it's only muslims
>>24510204
>as a furry
degenerate. do you clop too?
>>24510301
kek, no I'm persian andblack (somali)sorry f a m.
>>24510131
Remove them all desu senpai
>>24510272
Me getting raped
>>24510350
>kek, no I'm persian and black (somali) sorry f a m.
good fucking damnit
>>24510367Is your rapist at least a qt?
>>24510367
You mean raped by a kebab while your dad encourages multiculturalism ?
>>24510380
did you see my leg? How did you even assume I was half white?
thanks for the laughs though
>>24510350
>do you clop too?
no, those fuckers are sick.
>>24510367
Your list of fetishes grows every day it seems. You're such a lewd girl mystery.
>>24510367
why do you like it when they look visibly agitated?
NEW THREAD YA'LL
>>24510631
>>24510631
>>24510631
>>24510631
>>24510631
Come femanons.
>>24510631
>>24510631
>>24510417
I don't know. I hope so.
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