>The gift of life
What a shitty "gift".
>>26068128
>>26068154
stfu faggots. life is too ineffable to be considered good or bad. life is a dimension, beyond good and evil. we live on the edges of life. we don't and aren't living, we merely exist. if we weren't fucked up we might be able to dig deeper into life, emmerse into it instead of shying away from reality and leading a surrogate life through media and entertainment.
im going to kill myself
wish they had included the gift receipt with it so i could take it back 2bh m8
>you have to be grateful to your parents for bringing you into this world
>life is a beautiful thing
>>26068266
What was the pointt of this post?
>>26068382
That is known as a "shitpost" that some retarded failed normie scrawled out and solved a captcha for.
>you will never return to that childish wonder at the world around you
Well, I did once with mescaline, but I can't get a hold of any more of that.
>>26068329
Your parents didn't bring you into this world, your parents sweaty genitals slapping together in a drug-fueled frenzy did. Which is even worse.
>>26068442
Just buy mescaline online bro.
>>26068128
well, it IS a gift
>>26068471
I'm completely broke, gonna spend the last of my few dollars on over-the-counter stimulants so I can get some work done.
>>26068449
>birthday is September 1st
>that means my parents had drunken New Years sex in their late thirties when my dad creampied her and they had me
>>26068442
Or maybe with some kind of massive head trauma? I'd gladly be a retard if it meant I was cared for and always in a stupid happy childish mentality.
>>26068128
"life is a gift" is just a meme from religion. They say this because if they didn't people would just kill themselves to go meet jesus. To stop their religion from becoming a suicide cult most major religions due the whole "life is too precious" bullshit. If your life is shitty nobody should force you to suffer
>>26068561
This
Someone take a bat to the back of my skull please. I will pay you $1000.
>>26068561
I have schizophrenia and I'm looking forward to the day when I'm so out of it that my family has to take care of me like I'm a child.
>>26068692
Just pretend like you are
>>26068506
>yfw your DAD's PENIS entered your MOM's CUNT
>the same penis that's in his pants right NOW
>they probably talked dirty and yelled "fuck" "bitch" and "pussy" constantly
>yfw they changed positions multiple times
>yfw you can imagine the bed creaking
>yfw the entire room probably smelled like musty crotch and alcohol
>yfw your DAD's PENIS finally spewed liquid into your MOM's CUNT
Now look in the mirror, that's you.
Anyone have experience with 5 htp? I'm not such a special snowflake that I need prescribed meds for "muh depreshun," but it'd be nice if I could lower my anxiety/sadness and boost my motivation a bit.
>>26068506
Yes.
The life life is beautiful uh?
>>26068772
FUCK
WHY DID YOU DO THIS
>>26068846
St. John's Wort is better, 5-htp is a meme supplement that can barely cross the blood-brain-barrier.
if you aren't middle or upper class you shouldn't be allowed to have kids
>>26068772
I wish you hadn't said this
>>26068890
LMAO, St. John Wort is the actual meme. I tested it on myself and it doesn't work.
>>26068939
>ugly child from middle class parents
I'm not sure why anybody should have kids. There's always a chance they'll have shitty genes and then they have to live a shitty life that feels like it lasts forever.
>>26068890
I'm about to go into Rite Aid and buy one. What should I get?
>>26068995
This.
Just look at Elliot. If I remember correctly he came from an upper class family, but that means nothing when you're a robot.
>>26068939
>>26068995
>average child from mentally ill parents
I was doomed from birth to be quite honest
>>26068772
>mfw I went from laughing at this post and genuinely enjoying it to feeling a bit sad by ">yelled 'fuck' 'bitch' and 'pussy' constantly" and ">yfw they changed positions multiple times" to crying when I got to ">yfw you can imagine the bed creaking"
>mfw I'm so fucking lonely
>mfw a friend of my parents referred them to an abortion clinic (they didn't know that's what it was at the time, allegedly)
>mfw my father is too much of a retarded, self-righteous, Catholic bastard to have ended it
I was born a fucking tranny to bigots and I'm doomed to loneliness as a result. Gift of life my ass.
>>26069515
Lord what a whiny faggot your are. Get over yourself.
>>26069556
>whiny faggot
>/r9k/
Well, well, have you considered reading the rest of the thread? Maybe the board, actually? Have you considered responding the same way to the other posters? Hell, have you considered looking in a mirror?
Is your IQ 83?
>>26069019
elliot was a fuckking idiot m8
born into a sufficiently stable family, rich as fuck, not bad looking either. he had it all but thought shooting up some dumb hos was worth giving up a comfortable ass, even fulfilling life.
>>26068939
Can't we pass a law for this? Like seriously why should they be allowed to have kids if they can't support them property. God-given right my ass, they raise everyone's healthcare costs
>>26069603
>a blooo blooo fweel sowwy for meeeee!!!!
Lol pathetic disgusting virgin, you'll always be a loser. Do your parents a favor and just vanish
>>26069603
Dawww is baby upset? Does baby need his milkies? Awww poor baby. Baby needs to make his poopies or else he'll be upset.
>>26069700
>>26069751
I was going too say it's too bad /r9k/ doesn't have board wide IDs so we can dredge up the pathetic shit you've posted, but given the way you're trying to project your fetish on to me, it's clear you have gay ABDL orgies on the reg.
>>26069812
>wahh feel bad for me /r9k/! feel bad for me!
The only people I feel bad for are your parents, you should've been swallowed. Woulda saved your parents a good amount of money.
Life is not only a gift but an incredible lottery win.
>Probability of boy meeting girl: one in 20,000.
>Probability of same boy knocking up same girl: one in 2000
>Probability of right sperm meeting right egg: one in 400 quadrillion.
400 QUADRILLION that was the chances of you being here, you in particular at this particular time and space is even greater than that number. Your sperm brother and sisters never even had a chance.
>>26070001
Yes, and I'm sure your parents love that you're a virgin at your age. I'm sure they're pleased you never had a girlfriend, and life would actually be better for them if they pretended you were gay. They love you wasting the last few years of your life sitting on your ass while they work, and they are oh-so-impressed at you shitposting to a tranny from the cold, dark enclosure your computer's in.
Be honest, being abrasive is the only way you can reliably expect responses from anyone, isn't it?
>>26069515
>I was born a fucking tranny to bigots
lmao get a load of this tard
>>>/lgbt/
>>26070084
I'm going to need some sources for all that, senpai.
>>26070200
highlight, right click and search
chances of being born
>>26070084
I was not a sperm.
>tfw the urge to kill yourself is so strong that you have to stop yourself from trying to bash your head on sharp corners
>>26070142
>Knowing the fag board
Found the closet gay.
>>26070137
*yaaawwwn* can't bother reading ur shit m8. Kill yourself though. *BRRRAAAAP*
Fucking idiot kids these days, "Oh my life is terrible so I blame my parents! A blooo blooo bloooo!!"
Kek and lol.
>>26070271
If you are gonna do it sharp corners are known to be the kindest of suicides.
>>26068128
YES this thread. Perfect fucking thread. Perfect meme use and perfect quotation
I ljove everything about this
>>26070084
when you put it that way i actually feel kind of grateful. although that just makes me wonder how i could win a 1 in 400 quadrillion chance when my life besides that has been extremely unlucky. did i use up all my luck just to be born?
>you weren't in the designer baby generation
>>26068506
>>26068772
just take it all back f.a.m
>>26071372
I take it back.
>>26068772
>thinking people actually fuck like this outside of porn
He probably just pumped 20 times or so while she lay there like a corpse and then both finished with a half-hearted grunt
>>26068422
His post contributed a lot more than yours
>>26069515
People aren't born they're made
>>26071372
Bottom right knows how to party
>>26071590
What would you suggest as the cause?
>>26071537
Too bad calling someone a redditor is a bannable offense, boy you'd get an earful.
