Front door was wide open
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I live alone and I went to the kitchen to grab a drink and I noticed the front door was wide open, I haven't left my bed room in hours.
dunno what to do, pretty spooked right now.
>>28720971
scream ''allahu akbar'' 3 times and he/she will go away.
>>28720971
Pretend to be insane.
Scream weird noises and say weird things like >>28721045 said.
They will be so freaked out they just leave.
Update
I don't think anyone is here, is there any other reason why the door would be open? I mean, I'm 99% sure I closed it
>>28721209
Maybe it was a ghostbehind you
>>28721209
Maybe it was some wild animal?
wind may have blown it open
if you drink coffee, pour a fresh, hot cup and walk around the house casually checking places. If you find a home intruder, show him the error of his ways
then get sued for burning him with coffee because lawyers are scum
>>28720971
>>28721209
Jesus Christ what happened to Brenden.
>>28721209
You probably didn't close it all the way last time you entered your house and the wind blew it open.
>>28721416
There is no limit to how fucked his shit can get.
>>28721459
Probably this.
Or someone snuck in and left when they realized you were home.
Update 2
Just checked every room, found nothing
Still freaked out though
what do
>>28721552
Check again. I heard you moving around, so I moved too.
>>28721552
wow alimony really fuked up Brenden bad topkek
>>28721552
try and remember if you have any pets
they may have gotten loose outside
otherwise you're safe dude lol
>>28721552
Remember to shut and lock your doors next time.
I've never had this problem.
>>28721552
why don't youLOOK BEHIND YOU?
>>28721552
Tbh you probably just didn't close your door all the way, but if your convinced someone broke into your house check outside and around your house for signs of an intruder, or check with one of your neighbors to see if they have experienced something similar.
>>28721648
That won't help. He won't find me there.
update 3
Yeah I think I must of not closed the door all the way last time, I'm going to keep posting pictures of brendan fraser until I feel safe
>>28721769
>Yeah I think I must of not closed the door all the way last time
Whatever you say. I'll just watch you post for a bit longer from the corner. ;)
>>28721769
Do you own an gun?
>>28721769
b-brendan ;_;
ohmygod
>>28721845
I own a cum cannon, its my dick
>>28721835
noYou have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.
Original post lmao
>>28721416
He turned into a character from thumb wars
