So, which are you?
Women, which do you like best?
I drew this up seeing how so many of you can easily skip to the "Not-so-bad Normie" step/ impersonation if you were just more calm/ relaxed and slightly outgoing.
Don't know. All that matters is how i see myself.
not so bad normie
feels good man i don't want to be chad
>>25948205
Not-so-bad Normie
also add lonely and scared (of socializing)
>>25948205
Not-so-bad normie minus cute with an extra helping of calm
Robot.
But I'm not weak though.
I'm black so..
Jamal tier?
Women always seem to find me aggressive and assertive I've been called boisterous or rowdy
>>25948205
robot
even look like that with slightly longer hair
>>25948205
between robot and nu i guess
What's wrong with nu-males.
why did you give everyone a negative attribute except "not so bad normie"
>>25948690
This pretty much, also Chad is perfect/ god on earth ala Jesus.
Brad is the dumb one.
>>25948996
thats how OP sees himself
>>25948205
>robot
>not being scared and stupid
"I'm just lazy lol" faggots are the fucking worst.
>>25948205
dunno I'm lonely but competent in every other aspect of life but social, good grades, fit, and good job offer lined up for finishing uni
>>25948968
Everything is wrong with nu-males tbhwyfam
i'm the robot except i'm also scared and mentally ill
I'm robot AND not-so-bad.
Basically take not-so-bad and then add every trait of Robot that doesn't contradict a trait in not-so-bad.
>>25949134
yeah I know someone like this fitting almost every line
one of the fakest "friends" I have ever known
>>25949134
I had nu-male friend, he was fake but he was still innocent and sweet. I don't care if he's fake and gay as shit, I love him the same way. No male is sweeter than nu-males.
>>25949243
you sound like a woman
>I don't care if he's fake and gay as shit, I love him the same way. No male is sweeter than nu-males.
Why do you have orbiters?
>>25948205
Nu-male makes me think of flamboyant femboys rather than SJW neckbeard creeps.
>>25948737
The only difference between robot and chill normie is attitude and ability to socialize.
If lonely applies at all to you, you're more likely a robot.
I like the robot and the not-so-bad normie. The guy I like is a mix of both. his expression is more like the not-so-bad normie but he's not very chill or calm. He's always on the move and I want him to settle down once in a while and chill with me ;_;
>>25949423
>inb4 ten billion replies
Fuck off.
Autistic + robot
killer combo
This was entirely expected.
What do you think? literally every 4 billion women on earth want nothing less than Chad.
they will say otherwise because women are liars- or they are secretly talking about what they would settle for.
I'm a robot.
>everyone is not so bad
it's gamma plus all over again
I made a shit one of women, I should expand these and add like a shit ton more
I know I need to add the constant laughing asses, the controllers, the angel (psycho variant), and some others
Updated "not-so-bad normie"
Added smiles. Too many people identified themselves as it, so I needed to add the one thing that actually separated them from it and placed them straight into robot. I would also add "jokes" but that's more of a mutual thing between robot and not-so-bad.
Not-so-bad is basically robot transcended. I wanted to add regular normie and ratty shithead as well, but I got lazy.
>>25949548
Why is there no type of female that is looked at positively (or at least neutrally)?
>>25948205
>nu male
>not below robot and autistic
You thought you could just sneak that in there?
>>25949548
my highly trained 2d aficionado interpret Crone as looking like this, you might need to ugly her up more.
>>25949597
none of these fit me
>>25949820
That would be a crone stacy.
But more likely, it would be psycho-bitch. If you draw parallels between the two different ones, the "not-so-bad normie" and "psycho-bitch" are basically at the same level of attraction.
Basically regular girls that don't have any major downside/ aren't some kind of idiot social butterfly are "too good to be true", so it's just easy to default to "psycho-bitch", whereas the normie guy one could more likely end up as a dead-beat/ not as you expected and something farther down the scale. (or up, like all the negatives of chad)
Basically guys want the perfect amount of psycho-bitch, and girls want the perfect amount of chill/ level-headed normie.
>>25948205
Autistic robot
>>25949928
I might come back tomorrow with an expanded list. You might either be ratty normie, fat loudmouth, or "professional"
>>25949597
I sure fucking hope you don't include aspies in with the autist male
Most aspies would fit in as robot
>>25948205
kek
the chad's hair goes up like he became super saiyan
Straight up robot here.
>>25949548
None of these are really like me.
>>25950003
That's the point
I'm gonna add in "professional" which is just robot minus all the low confidence shit + logic/ career orientated shit. Basically they COULD be not-so-bad normie, but they either end up sorta being like a nu-male, but kinda not. nu-male is like, guys that look like faggots/ post motivational shit on facebook. You know, the types 13 year olds are attracted to. Total fucking faggots who smile/ look directly at the camera, and are attention whores.
>>25949548
>horse enthusiast
it's true haha!
>>25950058
Describe yourself then
You are most likely a psycho-bitch if you're on here. Or a mix between squeal and horse enthusiast.
>>25950059
Aspies truly do have potential to succeed unlike the average autist
Also update your nu-male picture to include him wearing glasses, a fedora, and a beard.
>>25950103
I shouldn't have used "nu-male" as the title- maybe just "faggot"
It's supposed to be those like overly supportive "you go girl!" kind of guys. Even attractive guys can end up in this league, but because they don't have a shred of aggression, they appear super beta.
Think guys who are always smiling a little too much.
>>25949597
autism doesn't make you gay....
>>25950081
shut-in, altruistic, slightly above average looking, quiet, paranoid, kinda upbeat/smiley to try to keep people happy
>>25950146
Oh, so you mean like the guys with the really gay voices that act sassy? I know what you mean. Nu-male would be like a male feminist in Starbucks or something. You should include that
>tfw autistic robot combo
Uh oh
Far left literally looks like me tho
Kinda eerie
>not picking not-so-bad normie
he is clearly the best out of all of them. chad clearly has something to prove, implying insecurity; nu-male is just fucking annoying; robot is possibly the worst of the bunch because of how pathetic he is, and the autist is gay
and trust me, we can tell when a robot is attempting to masquerade as a normie
>>25949548
>dead
>invisible
>outcast
>decent looking
what tf am I
>>25948205
I wonder if this chart really represents how women see men or if it actually represents how you see yourself
I want a robot bf to be pessimistic with
>>25950625
Are you a boy, feminine, and love to have your ass eaten?
>tfw no autistic bf to be weird with
I just want someone who is as childishly serious as me
>>25948205
between robot and normie, but definitely not nu-male
cyborg really should be on that chart
this is complete bullshit
women don't care about how smart or dumb you are, they care about how tall, strong, handsome you are
fixed it for you OP
>>25949243
Yeah until he breaks and kill you, roastie
>>25948205
but those are all of the same guy.
tfw women only see men as one dimensional people.
>>25949548
would wife crone
>>25948205
I am wizard
>>25948205
What if I'm strong, confident, assertive but I smile frequently and am nice to everyone I meet?
I'm pretty fit.
>>25950625
I fit that criteria!
UK though
>>25950817
Unless you're really fucking retarded
>>25948205
I'm not on this scale, I'm a weird, confident, kind, charming conversationalist that hates talking to people, loyal to a fault, yet uncaring
>>25951156
So you're L.
>>25949820
>female
>positive traits
pick one and only one
>>25948205
inb4 Not so bad normie
robot
duh
Chads get sex
Not-so-bad normies get gfs
>>25950962
>had
He moved away and started dating this cutie girl who looks exactly like him. He was just a nice dude, I know this might be hard to believe.
Robot. I'm not suited for relationships they way they work for most people. I either need casual sex or an aspie gf. Anyway most assumptions people make about me are unfounded and inaccurate, as long as they can't even tell who I am I can feel superior.
>>25949548
Now this is chart I can identify with, Stacy tier. Although I am a male, so does that make me Chad tier?
>>25949134
TLDR self accepting betas
>>25949548
i take the horse teen
I'm a cross between the normie and Chad without the looks of either.
>>25949548
>tfw no horse enthusiast gf
>>25951180
what happened to billy's nose?
>>25952068
That's Light.
>>25952097
but hes nose was huge in the cartoon
None of these are me at all.
>>25948205
shitskin robot
>>25952116
please stop anon
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>>25952153
>please stop anon
stop what?
>>25948205
Shocking to all I'mchill normie.
It fits, though. For what little socializing I do, I'm friendly. Every other week when I grab groceries I'll say hi to the night guys putting up product and to the bored-looking cashier. We're all in it together.
>>25948205
>pathetic
>weak
>scared
>stupid
>bummer
>lazy
>negative
I guess I'm an autistic robot.
Somewhere between Chad and Not-So-Bad Normie. I've slept around a bit. I'm aggressive, thank you dad. My ex used to say my catch phrase was "I always get what I want". Honestly most people are too polite to say no so if you just ask forcefully...
>>25952303
>Honestly most people are too polite
>most ppl are polite
>normies are polite
>>25952458
They are to people they perceive as each other. I honestly was a robot 100% maybe 6 years ago. Arcanine was my home but I decided I didn't want to be a Wizard so I made some changes.
>>25951082
I someone who fits that criteria and I am also in the uk.
>>25951180
Man if I could murder people like that, I would kill so many people. I bet most people would at least try it.
>>25948205
All out autist, just add loneliness and tard strength.
>>25951069
why are you here... there is nothing for you here
>>25952514
So you were a lazy normie, glad we got that out of the way
>>25948205
Failed Chad.
With a very bad temper.
>>25949548
>tfw average-looking stacy
feels goodman. you get all the perks of being stacy but are too ugly to really be widely considered one and as such are treated well by most everyone. Feelsgoodman
Robot and normie are my favorite
Chad after that
Then nu male
Then autist
>>25953308
No one like autistic people. No girls want an autist guy in a relationship.
>not-so-bad normie
nice bait to let normies identify themselves, and all it took was a "not so bad"
Not-so-bad normie with some robot tendencies (negative, lonely). I'm funny (and factual) about my negativity so that's probably why people tolerate me.
I'm definitely a not so bad normie. Still a virgin though
>>25953373
My best friend is autistic so I'm used to it
If they're high functioning and not ugly and I enjoy them as a person then who cares
>>25953691
Whatever suit your boat. Despite being as aggressive and confident as a Chad. I never got anyone in my life. And I'm not fat or anything.
>>25953771
Other girls have stupid standards and the ones who aren't incredibly picky usually are shy or have low self esteems and you won't know they like you unless you ask them out
>>25948736
>>25948737
>>25948773
>>25950448
>>25952001
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY NORMIES WHAT THE FUCK
>>25948205
I don't even come on r9k that much
but i know I'm a robot because every time I do there is a thread like 3 or 4 down from the top that relates to me
im so alone
i fucking hate myself
and sometimes i make threads trying to explain how i feel, and no one replies accept for Death Parade chan
thanks man, its a good a show
>>25948205
> not-so-bad
women don't out right hate me
I don't go out my way to help them
>mfw i realize i'm firmly in the autistic section
everything from the long shitty hair to the round face to the descriptions, it's me. What do I do now, other than the obvious physical stuff (lose weight, get a good haircut, look more relaxed/less like a faggot)?
