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Monday mornings are the worst edition
Post waifus, gay boys.
>>28438740
I'm American, but I love you guys. H-hug me... P-pls.
Tinder. Now with cuck bots
> tfw on holiday
> tfw enjoying life to the max
> tfw just fixed sleeping pattern so now I can get up super early and do more shit
Had a shitty Sunday
I lost my Pencil case, I left it at School or home, you think I will get it back?
>>28438893
> Actually having a FUCKING pencil case beyond primary school
Its like you want everyone to know youre a mong
>>28438764
Fuck off stutter poster
>>28438750
Excellent taste.
Explosion is best.
>>28438923
N-no! I love you! ;(
>tfw you are sensitive and a hopeless romantic
>tfw everyone around you is working class and has zero reservation or open mindedness
Decent Monday morning desu
>wake up after sleeping in the comfy bed which doesn't make my back feel like shit unlike my own bed
>get in a fight with my little brother and stomp all over his head & body for a bit
>have a shower and shave for the first time in 2 weeks
>browse the chans for a bit
If only I didn't have to spend the rest of this month in this hell, probably longer.
>>28438750
Every day forever and ever.
>>28438740
>only if you are not dr. Neet
I guess im gonna have cappuccino and cornetto to the nearest bar
Fuck work I want to play video games
NEET here. Suck it you wagecucks.
>>28438764
shut up you fat mong
jog on, if yo can
Why is it so fucking warm! It's like 15 degrees already and it's only 10am
>>28439073
>tfw you'll pour your guts out too early in the relationship
>tfw people think you're a creep but you're just really shy
Any of you lads played Battleborn?
>just bought my very own TV for the first time since I want to just chromecast shit while on bed with a 32 incher lterally besides me
>never had a TV in years since i just played gaemz on my pc
>want to get some television channels as well so I can listen to that shit while playing games on my desktop
How the fuck do you set up a TV to get channels? i did an auto tune and it says I need an air plug or some shit like that.
I saw it for like 5quid off of pc world, do i just stick it in and itll function as a signal box or some shit?
>>28440010
Isn't that just the shit version of Overwatch?
Also
>the no Tracer gf
>>28440205
>How the fuck do you set up a TV to get channels?
Why not read the instructions?
>>28440205
You need an aerial....
How do i stop my gf drinking? Drunk people make me sick.
>>28440258
guide me through this, im just a basement virgin who played with his PC and no TV since I don't know when.
and im living in a shared house now and i have no fucking clue about anything here, other than having virgin 80mbps internet.
Is that Tolworth/Surbiton lad about?
in the op pic do any of you have the original little pepe running all happy? i like that part of the op pic.
>>28438885
>get up super early and do more
Myth. What allows you to do more is the fact that you're sleeping for fewer hours each night.
>David Cameron says leaving EU means a war in Europe could happen.
The vote is in one month and the Stay campaign is already getting desperate.
Free Britain soon, lads.
>>28440430
War is already happening in Europe.
In Ukraine, Germany, France, Belgium.
Cameron is a mug.
>>28440442
If anything, leaving the EU would give us a little more of a barrier from that war.
We should not be Europe's babysitter. They can make their own bad decisions without our help.
>>28438750
The tfw no friends is pretty bad today lads~
Morning lads, last uni exam of the year on Wednesday then I am off until September.
No idea what I am going to do over summer. Stayed in my flat pretty much all of last summer and played video games / got drunk / shitposted and it was brilliant. Wonder if I can get away with doing that again this year.
>>28438750
Got a few things to do today so I might actually have to get up before midday.
>>28440481
I want to be your friend if you'll let me
>go to McDonald's to hide from horrible homelife
>'friend' i was hoping to cut out of my life for good is now camping the exit across from me
I just wanted to enjoy my pancakes in peace before going back to home abuse reeeeeee
Just finished watching a dexter marathon lads
Was pretty decent, not sure why I hadn't checked it out before
>>28440235
They're apparently totally different games.
Fuck me being NEET is depressing
>>28440235
>tfw no qt cossplay gf
>>28438740
Chillin listenin to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FGkgQaZ_XO4 while waitin for domino's pizza to arrive lad
>>28440496
I do try and let people be my friends, but if I was good at that sort of thing I would not be in my current predicament~
Who /addictedtobenzos/ here?
>>28440308
>guide me through this
no
>theory test at half one
>burger king
>play vidya
got a pretty productive day lined up for me lads
>>28440628
Dexters Lab > Dexter
https://youtu.be/SYslEzHbpus
Poleaboo has a job centre appointment today
Good thing he got offered a job interview
Would ensure that the whole thing would go by smoothly without him trying to push some kind of work experience onto him
i emailed them my cv, how long before i get an e-mail
I've probably failed or at the very best barely passed my exams so far, submitted some terrible coursework previously. I think I'm on the way to becoming a NEET lads.
Every time I tell myself I won't leave it to the last minute and prepare beforehand but nothing ever changes. I never learn from my mistakes. Don't think I'm cut out for this tbqh but I can't afford to fail. Feel guilty for my parents more than anything
anyone got any tips on finding a job
>21 years old
>Still have no idea how fashion works or what clothes to buy
Curse of the Manchild, lads.
SHE NAKED I WALK THRU THE DO
>>28441444
Were you dat fat alopecia manchild who was standing in the middle of the shopping mall looking around fast and being visibly anxious?
>>28441478
>Alopecia
I don't have it but please don't jinx me, my hair's shit enough.
>>28439820
STOB IT, I AM AMERICAN, AND I AM BETTER THAN UR SHIT COUNTRY!
ALL BOW BEFORE ME, YOUR NEW MASTER, BRITAIN.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>28441495
That's no way to talk to your father, America.
...and you wonder why we love Canada more than you?
Circumcerica!
Circumcision yeah!
Ifjr847
>>28441444
>tfw have a normie sister who tells me what clothes would look good on me
>>28441549
girls clothes?
>Able to pass security checks to work in an airport environment including a criminal record check
Poleaboo is not getting that waiters job
>>28441557
no anon not girls clothes
>>28441549
I wish I had a family 2bh
>>28441570
well that's a nice thing then isn't it
>>28438750
Every day is suffering for me lads. Here she is.
>>28440662
Don't worry mate, having a job is fucking crap. I hate my job and just sit on my phone all day.
>>28441512
Fuck you Dad, Canada sucks ass now and so do you. Make America Great Again!
>>28441601
This. Doing it right now. Been in the office since 8 and have done like 10 minutes work.
>>28441512
>>28441633
>Referring to the UK as Dad
Bit gay innit?
>>28441677
Coming from the guy who has a shit waifu and probably likes big wonkers in his bum.
>>28438750
DONT WORRY LADS MY WAIFUS HERE
>>28441601
>>28441636
Been employed plenty of times, at least you're getting paid to sit around doing fuck all
I've lost all motivation to do anything
>getting prescribed 100mg of quetiapine a day
Oh dear
>>28441677
Brit Anon started the RP, why don't you tell him its gay.
>>28438750
Too hot too hot too hot
>>28441713
Take off the trip please mate
>>28440704
What are they like?
I've being toying with the idea of ordering some for a while now
>>28441769
you're better off smoking cannabis imo, i take diazepam and it does fuck all because ive been on it for a year
>go to the anime shop on my lunchbreak
>all the staff have Pikachu hoodies and the manga shelves are stocked worse than Forbidden Planet or Waterstones
>there's a pretty nice NGE wallet but it's ruined by a big copyright logo on the back
>massive manly goth tranny walking around with his boyfriend
Maybe anime WAS a mistake after all.
>>28441769
Good at first, the addiction is hell though
Leave em alone mate
>>28441810
Yeah I don't even get anything from them now, just take them to stop me killing myself basically
>>28441810
weed doesn't touch me anymore
I just want to be not me for a few hours
>>28441852
benzos arn't the answer famila
>>28441821
There's a tokyotoys shop in birmingham, it's pretty much exactly as you described.
>>28441852
Try ketamine, it's the most fun I've had in a while. Bit pricey though.
>>28441879
what is?
>>28441890
I may try ket isn't it similar to mdma
>>28441882
>tokyotoys shop in birmingham,
where?
Poleaboo has decided he will feign mental illness to increase his bennies
This will surely allow him to buy more lingerie
>>28441914
>what is?
I don't know, I'm only talking from experience
>>28441560
>thick, uncircumcised pakicockaboo is climbing the careerladder while I'm still a bluecuck
>>28441890
>ket
>being not you
>>28441717
what for lad? currently on olanzapine myself
I totally didn't add that last sentence to bypass the robot
>>28441934
Left of the curry house, right of the mosque.
I've just had a dream where I was a child and Charlie Dimmock was fondling me with her rough hands.
I don't know how to feel about this
>>28441852
Not so fast. The psychedelic experience is a doorway which leads to a hallway which leads to only what you want to find within yourself.
In other terms, a drug is nothing but a high-yield (fast but not perfect) technique to reach partly what your reason and heart cannot achieve fully in your opinion. If anything, it is a total lack of confidence in your reason and in your abilities to philosophy to be at ease with life; ease which remains unlikely, given that the choice of doing these drugs with the goal of opening your awareness and opening your mind is already a sign of close-mindedness and poor ability to reflect.
Have you guys ever crushed on a woman just because of her personality?
>met an older woman the other day
>not attractive
>great personality though
>funny, kind and charming
Anyway, you only meet people like that once in a blue moon. It's pretty depressing.
>>28441443
Just bee urself lad
>>28441890
>tfw I can remember when I got ketamine 10nner a gram
>>28441985
I do love psychedelics, shrooms are my favourite drug
I just wanted to try a different path
>>28441972
Depression and some personality disorder stuff.
Standard "boo hoo woe is me" problems.
>>28441953
No chance I'm getting that job
Probably won't even go to the interview
>>28441985
Shut the fuck up you pretentious cunt
>>28441989
My oneitis from school. Almost 2 years and I didn't make a single move, but I really felt like I was in love.
I sort of put her on a pedestal but in hindsight I wasn't too far off the mark
>one of the smartest people I've met
> cheeky sense of humour
>genuinely sweet personality
>'quirky' but not in the dae random xD sense
>pure, not been with a guy at the age of 18, don't know since then
My friend told me she wasn't pretty and couldn't understand why I was attracted to her, but as cringy as it sounds her personality made her seem really beautiful to me.
I hate myself for not doing anything, life could have been so much different.
I want to kill myself but I don't want to hurt my family, best way to suicide? I know the likelihood of them being upset is high anyway but any ideas on how to minimize the impact?
As I said I really don't want to hurt them
>>28442020
Last time I bought some it was about 40 queens per gram on the DNM. Absolutely ridiculous but I still justified paying for it.
>>28442243
I've always romanticised the idea of leaving a note saying I'm leaving to start a new life then kill myself somewhere I won't be found
>>28442243
do video logs talking your family through the grief, also google helium hood
tfw circumcised but still get smegma
>>28442243
there is no way of killing yourself and not upsetting your family. don't be selfish
>>28442243
Fake heroism.
Hang around by the sea until someone throws themself in, then chuck yourself in after them like you're off to save them.
>>28442262
ahahahahahahahahaah lets all laugh at dead dick over here
>>28442243
I'm struggling with this as well.
I was trying to think of a fatal accident but apart from wanking with a belt round your neck I haven't come up with anything. Maybe pay someone to kill you?
>>28442259
If your aim is to not hurt your parents that's pretty retarded. You're leaving them without a resolution, for the rest of their lives they'll be wondering if you're somewhere in the world or dead
>>28442252
It's ridiculous, it became too popular I used to get a litre for around 100 and cook it up myself
Haven't touched the shit in years
>>28440412
there u go, he was never really happy tho
>>28442262
>>28442274
tfw there's a visible crust of knobcheese under your helmet even though you have no foreskin ;_;
>>28442281
atleast they might think that I'm out there living a happy life, but I did say romanticise
>Watched Spectre last night.
Not bad, pretty good in places. The torture scene was a little drawn out and cringy. I liked Skyfall better.
>>28442290
I feel you senpai
I do have a foreskin but seeing the creamy goodness build up is just too tempting
>>28441303
but he doesn't exist
fuck off
>>28442282
I'm pretty sure the gays and normies use it as a club drug, god knows how that works. Can't imagine it's much fun in a party setting.
>>28442243
Kill your family first and then yourself.
my mum says I remind her of sheldon from TBBT not in an academical sense but personality wise, how do I change this?
>>28442355
>how do I cure my asperger's?
Anon, I...
Gotta buy some trousers, lads. Where do I buy trousers keeping up with the current style?
Where do you shop, /britfeel/?Not going /fa/ because I don't want to look like an idiot.
Was going to go out but decided to wait until it's cooler. Watching Natsume Yuujinchou was a good call, very comfy now desu~
>>28442355
You mean an unbearable camp faggot?
>>28441677
Pretty sure we're the motherland, anyway.
@28442375
Nobody cares can't you just fuck up your electrolytes already and stop posting?
>>28440235
she looks so soft, I bet she smells like strawberries
christ, I'm so lonely
>>28442370
>Where do I buy trousers keeping up with the current style
what do you even mean by that?
trousers are just trousers. they don't really change design.
asos is where the /fa/ggots shop tho.
>>28442355
Holy shit your mum just absolutely blew you out mate
Start hitting the gym
Might go on a walk up some mountains next weekend lads
What trousers do you even wear for hiking? I only really have jeans, joggers and shorts
>>28442403
You know, not too baggy but not too tight. Not jeans because jeans seem to be out of style now.
>>28442434
well u got trousers, jeans or chinos.
or tracky bottoms.
I don't know what else there is?
maybe those baggy black fuckboy rick owens shit if u want to look like an edgy teenager.
those and a vapourwave t shirt and your set.
>>28442410
Gym won't change your personality.
>>28438750
Played lots of Overwatch last night, it is a good fun game, not sure how long i would stay interested in it though.
>>28442453
You forgot the most important trousers known to man.Hammer pants
Currently sat in the physics building at my uni trying to work but have given up and am here listenning to the dubliners.
I came here to get away from normies/roasties but there's a special kind of roastie that studies physics, they look and dress like the girls on TBBT and probably think they are liberated and quirky and smart but in reality they are still walking vaginas
Is there nowhere I can get away from roasties anymore? I'm going to try the computer science building next and also the engineering building. Jesus. Fucking roasties and their beta cuck enablers.
Deep down I want to improve myself, I'm sure of it
Why can't I find the motivation lads
>>28442476
>am here listenning to the dubliners
Good taste, whats your fav song?
>>28442476
Engineering will keep you sane. Those lads are down to earth and don't have the ego that physics or maths students do.
>apply for job
>get invited to take recruiting exam
>pass
>next stage is interviews
>interviews don't start until september
Why are employers so slow, m8s? Do they all expect you to already have a job when you're applying to them?
Is applying for jobs just like making friends or getting a gf? You need to already have them to get more. If you lose all your friends/lose your job then it's almost impossible to find new ones.
>>28442588
>Do they all expect you to already have a job
Gap in the CV means CV in the bin.
>haven't been to the gym in over a month
>can't be fucked with life
>sat watching judge judy in my boxers eating pizza
Seriously lads just fucking end it all now
>>28442666
You have the perfect life, don't give it up.
Poleaboos Job Centre appointment was at 2:20 so he left his house at 2:10
Saw some white girls having a picnic, whores must be students at the local sixth form
Turned my head in anger only to see a white girl and her friends driving past in a car
JC appointment was even more straight forward than usual
Mentor was training a new girl so he wanted to looking like he was in control
Claimed I regularly showed him proof of job applications
Then he searched Google via Bing to show me the Job Centre Manchester twitter page
That was that, got back home by 2:35
Despite only being out in the sweltering heat for a short period, I was sweating heavily
Some Paki in a white van shouted at me in Paki language while on the phone, think he wanted help with something but told him I only speak English
Gonna download Transparent now, since it won an award at the BAFTAs and has that guy from Arrested Development in it
>>28442703
Didn't happen. We're getting really bored of this shit.
>>28442666
>judge judy
>not watching based judge rinder
>>28442727
>Rinder
>Judge
I saw him once tell a woman "I don't have the legal authority to give you the judgement you deserve, you need to go to a real court" when she was in for some divorce settlement.
>>28442703
Oh guys I have her paypal... oh wait no I can't use it or provide any proof
>>28442726
I suspect you're the Polish girl or one of her stooges
Poleaboo could cope with everything she did because he had friends here to rely upon to help him gather himself
Now she wants to take that away from him and push him towards the brink
I wonder what your endgame is?
>>28442744
It's arbitration anyway, it's a pseudo-court that's legally binding but they can't enforce it. Judge Judy was a judge in "real life" but that doesn't change anything on a TV court.
>>28442749
Don't worry mate we're all getting copies of Overwatch remember?
:^)
>>28442749
I was using some other guys last night
I posted some text, messages from paypal indicating a security breach
>>28442774
Probably not but you Christian Aid got a 100 quid donation that will likely be reversed
>>28442791
>posted some text, messages from paypal
Wrong. Knowing you you knocked something up in paint or the editor and I bet this "proof" has all the useful information magically missing.
>>28442791
no yeah I'm sure some random copy and pasted proof is enough
something smells here and not just your paki stench amir
>>28442840
he has photoshop, It wouldn't suprise me if he never cut either
>>28442695
>perfect
Why am I still miserable then?
Even more so than when I was employed
>>28442727
Can't stand his voice or mannerisms, I want to smash my TV screen whenever I hear his voice or see his face
>>28442744
I also hate how he always references to gay things too, like someone might say a big long thing and he gets all excited the creepy little shitstabber
>>28442523
wild rover is probably my favourite by them. Got stuck in my head days after I first heard it
>>28442526
thanks mate I'll go check out the engineering building(s). They are north of the main campus, separate, in an older part of the city/uni, if you go to my uni you'll probably know which ones I'm on about
>>28442852
The sad thing I think the cuts are genuine but he does them to give his story credibility since there's nothing else to back up him being a real person.
Strikes me as someone who wants to be as infamous as Elliot Rodger but can only write shitty stories online.
tfw i will never lick the turmeric stains from poleaboo's cacked-in underoos
>tfw no Tracer gf
Great, now even videogames make me feel bad about my life.
>>28442867
Manchester eh m80?
>>28442878
>le strong independent woman who doesn't take anything seriously because she don't need no man
Here
This is from the normies email account
>>28442891
>something I could type up in word
mate come on, you don't think this is actual profo do you?
>>28442891
as if you weren't working on that all night
>>28442870
>Strikes me as someone who wants to be as infamous as Elliot Rodger but can only write shitty stories online.
Consider myself more of a Christopher Dorner desu
Anyway
I am inviting you all to the fucking trial when when it happens, that's a 4 month deadline now
>>28442908
Come the fuck on, you could say the same shit about ANYTHING I post
The speed I posted it must count for something
>>28442891
>near Frankfurt Am Main DE
>couldn't be bothered to photoshop the location because it would change the layout too much
>>28442924
FUCK SAKE
I watch using a German proxy (Zenmate only has 4 location on the free version, Germany is the closest)
You people are fucking impossible
>>28442920
>4 months
Nice way to buy yourself some more time you lying cunt
>>28442920
>I have 4 months to come up with a reason why my trial doesn't happen
I'm going mate. I will literally go and see for myself, taking video evidence of you entering and leaving the court.
You'd better be there otherwise you'll never be able to post on this site again.
>>28442942
yeah we're impossible piss pants
you know what your dad is right about you
>>28442947
I stated from the beginning the prosecutor fiscal had 1 year to bring the case to court
>>28442961
I don't want you to video me
I won't give you the details otherwise
What don't you understand about me not wanting to completely dox myself?
>>28442942
>gets called out
>o-oh uh i-it's a proxy
>proxy based in the EU
>basically the same country
mmmhmm ok
>>28440205
You're going to have to pass your TV test and get your TV license m8
>>28442961
thats his joke
>I can't believe you fell for my pakipoo meme kek
>>28442974
>if you prove I'm not real I'll not invite you to come
>>28442974
So what we can come and if you're not there you get to say "Yes I was where's the proof"?
Hahahaha you are a fucking JOKE
I hope someone is making a note of this because he's already making excuses for why he won't provide any evidence.
>>28442980
Are you cunts fucking baiting me?
>>28442998
>>28443007
We can hang out before and after the trial, you can attend the trial but don't fucking take any pics of me
>>28443021
like they'll be an after the trial
>>28443021
Thinking I want to "hang out" with you. Oh my daaaaays.
>>28443021
a screenshot of a vpn wowzers I'm sold
Why don't we meet up in Aberdeen before Poleaboo's trial. Have a cheeky Nando's and wish him good luck?
I would gladly pay up to 80 pounds for people to attend.
>>28443021
screenshot some donations
>>28443061
Poleaboo thinks this is a brilliant idea but should note train tickets from Manchester to Aberdeen are around 100 quid
>>28443083
Alright then Manchester, your last court appearance was in Aberdeen apparently.
>>28443083
What so you can laugh at us from rochdale pakipoo?
>>28443071
this wouldn't work because you can cancel the paypal payment
>>28443126
you said you already made some where's the proof
>>28443071
>>28443143
I purged the confirmation emails from his inbox and the Paypal is locked down
Wouldn't want to leave a trail
>when your best offer gets accepted on ebay
>>28442860
>the creepy little shitstabber
Beautiful.
>>28443150
Ah no of course mate, yeah yeah yeah covering your tracks sure sure. I mean it's not like you just made this up and it never existed.
>>28443150
And there it is lads the final nail in pakiboos coffin
It was a wild ride, if anything I'll miss the paki bastard
>Walking doggo
>Pakis look at me like I'm Satan walking Cerberus or something
Why are they so scared of dogs? I could understand if she was vicious and I had her off the lead but this is just silly.
>>28443274
You're acting as if you just cracked the enigma, I said about a week after he started posting that he was full of shit, the fact he carries on is because retards like you actually respond to his deluded fantasies
>>28443309
there was reasonable doubt in my mind
that is gone now
>>28443294
>not training your dog to bark at pakis
>>28443294
Dogs are supernatural and can tell when something is up to no good.
>>28443328
>>28443309
>>28443274
Fuck off, you fucking idiots
I committed a crime, I'm obviously not going to post comprehensive proof here
>>28443335
>>28443342
Makes sense that man's best friend is hated by man's worst enemy.
>>28443344
This reminds me of the time I successfully stole the crown jewels and replaced them with plastic replicas. Nobody would believe me and they still have the old plastic ones I left there on display.
Another day, another pound britcucks.
>>28443369
Joke's on you, I'm NEET :^).
>>28443344
There are multiple 'poleaboos'
One that gets angry
One that talks in 3rd person
One that protests his innocence and ouldn't admit to commuting a 'crime' just like you did because he's 'innocent'
The list goes on and quite frankly the meme bores me now
>>28443344
whatever pakipoo no one belives your tales anymore
maybe brit might so piss of there
>>28443376
Hey me too, don't you just want to laugh at all these pesky wagecucks wondering around town?
>>28443401
No not really, if the wageslaves didn't work, then I couldn't be NEET.
I'm kinda grateful.
>>28443414
Grateful in the way a King is grateful for his Lords and their serfs.
>>28443426
Exactly. There are worker bees born specifically to serve the queen bee.
>>28443449
A lot of soldier ants are lazy and just sit around doing nothing while the others gather food.
>tfw considering demoting myself from 10 quidazoids an hour to 7.2ish + free food/tips because working night shifts in retail is the most unsocial shit ever
Nigga it's sunny and so alive now, I could be taking it easy chatting up with colleagues in some cafe/bar/restaurant instead of being alone stocking shit all day.
some days i don't even speak for more than 2-3 minutes total for the whole 9 hours.
>>28443464
We call those failed normies, only a select few can be queens.
>>28443488
Roid rage finally kicking in mate?
>>28440481
Why does your trip code keep changing?
>>28443488
Poor wagie, I'm sitting out here in my back garden sipping on a nice glass of wine.
>>28443520
na, but i am bored as shit because you can't do anything fun on night shift.
aside from laughing at those miserable looking normies in the morning all sleepy and shit while I look forward to my vidya games and bed.
>tfw the situation is reversed at night
>>28443543
I've got like 10 of his fucking trips filtered
Wish he'd just kill himself already
>>28441059
well in lads, feel pretty good about myself desu
>>28443426
But shouldn't the king have more money than his serfs hmmmmm?
>>28443594
Why drive when you could ride a bicycle? We have a legal right to use the road too at a pace we like.
>>28443594
50/50? Nice one mate. Did you study much?
See you got 68, hope you clicked for all those parked cars.
>>28443582
I think Tilde is the least obnoxious tripfag around here, he seems like an alright guy. No need to be so mean
>>28443680
what about shout
he's such a smart sophisticated guy, he really is the best man I've ever known
>>28443680
Being the least obnoxious trip still doesn't stop them being an insufferable obnoxious trip (except he literally is the most obnoxious trip...). Especially when the cunts change their trips so you can't filter their inane bullshit
Poleaboo posted a legal aid form a month ago
How is this fake?
>>28443635
I'm an American and I'm too pussified to drive. It makes me nervous as fuck and I'm afraid I'll crash into something if I'm not really, really careful.
I literally have to be all eyes and ears and completely focused with no music on and putting my hands on the wheel in a tiring motion.
It's hell for me. Pls halp Britcuck.
Got an interview for a call centre.
Thing about interviews is I think they expect you to be normal. They call you in because on paper you look enough like a normie to be given a chance. But then you get there are they realise that you're not a normie at all; you're pale, ghostly, sunken eyes, sallow with a voice that cracks and betrays your obvious anxiety and discomfort at simply being in the same room as these people. Then their beliefs are further confirmed and you trip over your words and they see that all your """"experience"""" on your CV is exaggerated and inflated.
>>28443740
http://www.slab.org.uk/export/sites/default/common/documents/profession/legalaidonline/Mandates/LAOCRIMTR.pdf
Print it off, write in it, scan it and black out some sections.
Not very hard.
>>28443740
wow you found a form online and printed it out, well done
>>28443676
Yeah, got like 47s and 48s in the mock test, but I guess I was more careful in the final thing.
I worked through all the practice categories on one of those driving test dvds, which was probably a few hours, last week. Just did a bit of revision this morning before I went in.
And yeah, I basically clicked for everything, didn't even know what the actual hazard was on some of them.
>>28443751
Its ok I'm too scared to drive too, I couldn't even drive a go-cart without crashing. I would rather just have my parents do the driving for me.
>>28443740
embarrassing desu
you know who goes to such effort to prove he's real? a made up person
>>28443635
This picture is very accurate desu.
Absolutely nothing more aggravating than getting stuck behind some cyclist monging out and wobbling all over the place really slowly.
>>28443751
my mum takes some tablets the doc gave her for this very thing i don't know what they are calledtho
>>28443828
getting stuck behind a learner who just stalled
>>28443828
Fuck off I cycle everywhere and I constantly get cunts flying past me at like 60mph in a 40 zone leaving about 10cm between me and the car so if I wobble even a little from the gust of wind their car causes I get fucking assassinated
And I cycle as close to the fucking curb as humanly possible because it's embarassing when a car can't overtake you
>>28443752
wtf is up with her nose? looks like a bad nose job
>>28443752
you dont want to work in a call centre, trust me.
literally any job in the world would be better.
My mum's friend said she can set me up with a part time job "debt collecting".
Do you reckong it's above board or will I be smashing up council flats and threatening old people?
>>28443941
It's inbound though, not outbound so it's not completely terrible.
Yeah I'm sure the place will be full of hefty middle-aged women who are catty as fuck but I'm not getting call backs from anywhere else.
Literally what else is there that pays a livable wage that is accessible to NEETs?
>>28443751
You just have to have a mindset of 'who cares'. I might die at the wheel, i might kill someone but at the end of the day, it doesn't matter.
Nice and chill in Swansea today, not too hot, not too cold, just about right.
Weather is far too nice outside. Blue skies, sun, and 21 degrees here in Glasgow.
I much prefer the rain wind and snow. Much comfier.
>>28444022
>>28443941
You should feel lucky that you have the opportunity to work in a call center. I've never heard of anyone working at a call center in the US, we only have shitty minimum wage jobs here.
>>28444064
In fact it just started raining. Its that warm summer rain.
>>28444105
Call centres are so prolific here it's unreal. I was thinking the other day about how the US has a proper tech industry with Silicon Valley and all the proper CS Institutions in the USA like MIT, Carnegie Mellon etc.
The height of our """"tech industry""" is call centres.
>>28438750
Christ-chan is the best waifu
>>28442370
what sort of trousers, suit trousers or chinos?
>>28442424
hiking trousers obviously you mong
>>28444022
>>28443752
>ywn rest your head on those tits and sleep for eternity
>mfw /britfeel/ has turned on Amir 'pakipoo n-no guys it happen really!' Hussein
good lads, fucking hate that smelly cunt
It's warm as balls lads
>>28442370
For casual clothes I go to Next. Mixture of normie trends and just generic "20 - 40 yo white dude" clothes.
>>28444363
>white dude
FOY
>>28442397
>australian
She smells like beer and sweat
>>28444346
>tfw had an injury and had some surgery so I was off my feet for a month
>hair was already long but now just tramp tier
>need to get it cut but it's so hot that I can't wear a hat to walk to the place past loads of young people in shorts and t-shirts
sigh
need a cuddle badly :(
>>28444493
I'm led to believe there is an industry of men and women who will accommodate such a request for a financial incentive.
>>28444493
Don't be queer please.
>tfw too hot
>tfw didn't lose the weight
>tfw cannot hide it under baggy jumpers anymore
>tfw comfy season is over
Sitting in the garden, thank god I can get wifi here. It's too hot to lurk in my room.
Is the UK really that bad, elder citizens of the British Empire? (American here) Sorry for seceding from you all btw, just you know, the taxes and all was unbearable.
Because I would like to move there but I'm not sure if I'll have any good reception even though I'm white.
>Cameron threatening to take us to war if we leave the EU
Why is he so gay for Brussels, m8s?
>>28444625
>muh taxes
fuck off
>>28440675
Cosplayers are literally the worst kind of girls. They have more emotional issues than robots...
>>28444625
are you having a fucking giggle?
the British empire is dead and buried you mong - do you honestly people here still care that the US snaked us? it was 240 years ago, most people probably don't even know the UK colonised America
>>28444625
>thank god and mary and the little baby jesus that America doesn't have unfairly high taxes imposed on ordinary citizens, who can give more votes to one presidential candidate and have the other guy still win
You know you don't have to be a stereotype, right
fucking clutch on the car is fucked lads
only just about got home
>>28444732
wew thats gonna cost you
>>28444732
Good, now you can buy an automatic and stop riverdancing on a million pedals all journey
>>28444704
That wasn't the point, I asked you if living in Britain was a bad idea. Is it a bad idea, cousin Nigel??
>>28444758
automatics have clutches you mong
>>28444769
depends mate, I don't know what your personality is like
also depends on where you want to live, and if you can afford it
>>28444758
repair would still be less than another car
>>28444769
Why on earth would you leave the US to come to fucking Britain.
It's pretty dire here m8
>>28444681
>british man, cucked by the gov to oblivion by taxes, is immune to the "tax is theft" truth
I feel sorry for you, sir.
>>28444709
But I like stereotypes, here have my kike picture.
>>28444732
What car is it? If it isn't a Ford you shouldn't have a massive bill.
If it is a diesel then your DMF might be fucked too.
>>28444818
Tax is only theft if you don't get any infrastructure out of it.
We are definitely the most taxed country in the world, though, so they could definitely cut back a bit.
We've got a such a deficit and every council and national service is constantly complaining about low budget, yet we pay more tax than anywhere else. There's some seriously incompetent people in charge of the money.
>>28444797
>don't know what your personality is like
I'm a very depressed, silent person that would most likely turn into an alcoholic the moment I notice the age requirement is 18 instead of 21.
>depends on where you want to live
England or Wales desu senpai.
>if you can afford it
What's the cheapest place that has a homogeneous population of native Britons? I don't feel comfortable around brownies desu.
>>28444800
>why on earth would you want to leave the US for the UK
Trump's not gonna win so I don't want to be raped by Shillary.
>>28444866
>we're about to leave the EU then elect Corbyn's LAbour when it all goes to shit
m8, you might want to try Australia
>>28444833
it's an Isuzu Trooper diesel, pressure slowly went in the clutch on the way home until I couldn't get out of second gear
>>28444818
fuck off JF
you lot whinged about taxes that the British government needed after their war with the French to protect you
proof that the niggers that went overseas to the Americas were just greedy jews
literally a country built upon jewry
I'd like to remind everyone in this thread that DRUGS ARE FOR NORMAL SHITS. NORMAL SHIT SHOULD GO TAKE DRUGS AND TALK ABOUT DRUGS WITH THEIR NORMIE FRIENDS AND ROASTIE SLAG GFS
REEEEEEe
>>28444879
Australia is more cucked than you are, sir. Why do you think they tell you they're full? There's a reason why they don't want you there for your benefit. I mean, it is shit down there senpai.
>>28444818
>"tax is theft"
Literally fedora tipping territory
>>28444866
>England or Wales
Wales has nice scenery but it is fucking shit
also it's not enough to just say "England"
England has many different towns and cities, some nice, some shit. If you're planning on moving to Grimsby or Slough I would say don't waste your time. If you're moving here with your Amerijew megabucks and are living in the Cotswolds/Central London then I would say do it
the cheapest place that is the most white is Northern Ireland Tbh, it's 98% white I believe. Basically every city in the UK has a big paki population so if you move here get used to it because the situation will only get worse.
fact of the matter is you've got green grass vision on, Britain isn't the land of milk and honey. Unless you're rich and can afford to live in a comfy village or commuter town you're going to be surrounded by pakis. Judging by the fact that you're supporting trump I assume you're a mong that easily buys into memes and empty promises so the UK is not for you.
>>28444896
>you lot
Actually a majority of my ancestors lived in Canada and France back then with the rest living in Yurop. Me, and neither my ancestors, are responsible for the destruction of your Empire.
Honestly, I would've liked to have been ruled by you all but the autistic SJW Continental Army patriots didn't allow it and so that's why we're the biggest hub of scum and degeneracy in existence because of our unlimited freedom.
I mean I hate to say that freedom is a bad thing, but, it is, especially when it has no bounds.
>>28444674
rEU wouldn't stand a chance against Britain.
>>28444866
>he's under 21
lol... that explains everything
>>28444851
>There's some seriously incompetent people in charge of the money
They know exactly what they're doing. Cut the top tax, don't make any corporations pay tax, sell off 'failing' public services.
Then they retire and take a position as an advisor in a private corp
>>28444974
I'm 20 btw, guy.
>>28444866
>What's the cheapest place that has a homogeneous population of native Britons? I don't feel comfortable around brownies desu.
Cumbria. 1.6% forigen in the biggest city
>>28444950
>the UK is not for you
Atleast not now, maybe later in our lives down the road you'll all get the paki situation cleared up and start emulating a futuristic 1920s Britain.
But I doubt it.
>>28444971
>France
>not responsible
They funded America's war for independence to weaken the Empire.
Then later, we spent millions of lives to save them from Germany.
They are very responsible.
>>28445016
I'll think about it, though your other buddy told me not to come because of my green vision view.
>>28441717
Seems to be a wonderdrug these days...
atleast in America you could get a shack on a plot of land, put a fence up, own a gun or an armoury, and never be bothered by politics or any other paki bullshit for the rest of your life.
its my dream.
as someone who lives in Bradford.
that will never happen
>>28445088
You're not getting a visa anyway, so shut the fuck up
>Portuguese (OLDEST ALLY) student living in Yorkshire
>Moved here as a kid and I look too brown so no bird wanna give me a bit of fanny
>Brexit soon
>Will be deported and finally have an excuse to quit uni and commit suicide by jumping off the Lisbon bridge
Feels fuckin' mint this, lads
>Tax havens benefit the rich at the expense of the poor warn economists
Glad they cleared that up.
>>28445047
>you'll all get the paki situation cleared up
are you mad?
and how do you think we'll achieve that? you can't speak out against it without being labelled a racist
the problem will only get worse
>>28445088
Cumbria is basically the ideal British countryside. Even lefty muh migrants celebrities and 'lets frack the shot out of scottland' conservatives get pissy when they hear about things spoiling the beauty of the lakes
>>28445075
I doubt my piss poor peasant ancestors had anything nor any money being put into the state just to order the royal financers to fund America.
I highly doubt they had an essential role in the destruction of your Empire.
>>28445135
Pakis should leave desu lads
>>28445135
>look too brown
Sure mate, that's why you're not getting pussy, there can't be any other possible reason
>no gf who doesn't realise how attractive she actually is because of being bullied in school by jealous girls
>>28445182
m8 I ain't a Paki I'm just really Tan like Christine Ronaldo, but I look like shit anyways
>>28445191
I'm also a manlet with a weak jaw and a deformed penis tbqh
>>28445113
Okay Mehmet.
>>28445148
>how do you think we will achieve that?
By violence. I'm surprised you haven't done it yet, but of course Britain has always been diplomatic with revolutions than martially prone to them... which is why the government takes advantage of that.
Really all you people need to do is go on a rampage and slaughter them, but of course I guess that would be a bit too edgy and brutal for you.
>>28445244
>ain't a paki
>has moor blood in his veins
>>28442881
yeah lol. i study geography
>>28444995
So tax itself isn't theft. It's the cunts abusing it who are stealing from us all. Those bastards are stealing our taxes.
>>28445159
I was told by an English friend of mine that the majority of people there are socialist fuckwits anyways and I wouldn't want to go up there unless I had other reasons.
>tfw a nice breeze is blowing through the window
>>28445251
you are honestly living in a dream world mate
Stop giving the retarded yank attention. We won't be giving him permanent residency anyway. The only people who can walk into our country are pakis pretending they're from Syria or Europeans, which yanks aren't
Thinking of getting guitar hero live for ps4 since playing it as a teen was comfy, a friend told me you can get tons of free songs, is this true?
Playing Overwatch. Musty balls. Need a bath. Send help.
>>28445258
>Not knowing about the Iberian blood cleanse
>Implying Pakis aren't neo-Indians from Asia
>Implying I don't have mostly northern ancestry
>Implying nearly all of my family isn't blue/green eyes with pale skin and blonde hair and I was the only one to get the recessive black genes, saving the rest of my family from this pain
>>28442942
>can hack paypals and get money
>free vpn
something doesn't add up
>>28445381
>literally just a paki with an accent
>>28445377
>Not cupping your balls and sniffing your hand afterwards
Fucking hell, has anyone ever managed to get a refund out of CEX? Got a phone from them a few months ago and it doesnt work properly, but they wont refund or fix it in the store because they say the water damage sticker is showing that its been exposed to water. I definitely haven't exposed it to water. Don't wanna lose my 150UKdollars.
>>28445478
When I ordered online I used paypal and was able to get a refund from opening a dispute. The games they had sent me didn't have manuals.
For some reason they also sent me two copies of one of the games, so I kept that.
They also sent me a cheque for 2.50 to cover return postage.
>>28442198
>but as cringy as it sounds her personality made her seem really beautiful to me.
Not cringy at all, makes sense. Bit of a late reply, but anyway.
>>28445323
N-no, I'm not.
My fellow Americans did it, now it's your turn to rise up against your corrupt government and establish a new one.
And soon you will have to fight, you will have to kill other human beings. When that moment comes, when you must kill or be killed, remember my words.
You are fighting not only to defend England, but also to defend the UK and all the glory that it still has. You are defending your wives, and children from the Paki scum, your sisters, your brothers, your mothers and fathers.
Because, if England falls, the UK will fall, and if the UK falls, then lastly Europe will fall with it. Defend your country, so that your children will be free to live in a peaceful society, free to own guns like us Americans, free because you have fought for the very English spirit that your government is trying to get rid of.
You must bring back that spirit and reunify your country, it is your only hope, Britain. Then you must save Europe, for Lord knows our President will not care about it, even if it is Trump.
>>28445501
Damn, never even thought of paying through paypal desu. I did pay using Visa though, i heard you can sometimes make claims through them so might try that if it comes to it I guess, or threaten small claims court (probably wouldnt go through with it but they might respond to the threat)
>>28445293
I'm a socialist fuckwit. You trying to start shit bruv? Why don't you go live in the tory hell hole known as the south.
Sounds like you'd enjoy it
Who the fuck does this yank cunt think he is?
like anyone gives two shit about whatever pathetic shit he's rambling on about
>>28445614
He thinks he's free. He lives in a 3rd world corporate hell hole and he thinks hes free
sweating like a bastard
>>28445401
I speak with a Yorkshire accent and I hate myself for having inferior genes, but I also respect England greatly and would never even try to steal one of your women from you. I'll pay my student loans that I owe the government and move to a cave in Alaska.
Who /sleepingbuttnakedtonight/ here?
>>28445581
Look, I have no problems with socialists, but I just don't like really reddish pinkoes if you know what I mean. I like pinkoes who are somewhat centrist and not leaning toward the left...
Basically somebody who likes some socialism but doesn't overindulge in it, as it tends to be more of a liability if you oversocialize your socio-economic system.
And I'm pretty sure you are a moderate pinko, otherwise you wouldn't be living cozy in your Northern lands.
Anyways, I could live anywhere on that island, just pls don't kill me if we talk about politics.
>>28445515
Most of my posts get ignored anyway so it's nice to know someone read through my bullshit.
I guess people would prefer to reply to obvious bait and random shit-stirrers like this american prick
>>28445675
I do most of the time but my thighs sweat when it's to hot
>>28445614
>>28445633
St-stop bullying me. I'm only trying to put input into this conversation we're having.
Pls love me.
>Lose a bunch of weight
>Don't exercise
>Flabby loose skin all over my body now
>>28445549
They'll probably just give you a refund, if you bought it online you're legally entitled to one for whatever reason.
https://www.gov.uk/accepting-returns-and-giving-refunds
>>28445680
I'm not pr-pick, pls stop bullying.
You're all making me so sad that I'm afraid I have no choice to leave. Fucking Nigels, I thought we could be friends.
I'm literally crying now.
>>28445735
you're boring and have one thing you keep harping on about you faff smeller
>>28445787
He's such a faff jockey
>>28445787
>gets rejected even on /r9k/
Just end me now.
my date is tomorrow, pretty nervous desu
>>28445735
>st-stuttering
Shut the fuck up you backwards yank mong
>>28445835
>Date
Haha check out this gaylord.
>>28445835
Never been on a date desu, how did you wrangle that, lad?
>>28445536
Fuck off.
Fascists aren't welcome on /britfeel/
>>28445679
>somewhat centrist
>socialist
Looks like someone has fallen for the memes
>>28445835
Fuck off normie cunt
Origblox
>>28445873
just from being long term friends, and things escalating from there
>>28445838
And to think I could have friends on /britfeels/, when in reality the thought was nothing more but a farce.
I h-hate you, Nigel! F-fuck you and your friends!
>>28445776
Yeah thats what im hoping for, but it says
>You must repair or replace an item if a customer returns it within 6 months - unless you can prove it wasnt faulty when they bought it.
Im worried that that means theyll just be able to make a false report saying phone was checked, sticker was not damaged or whatever and I wont be able to prove it.
Thanks for the link though mang, hopefully it wont come to an argument over it but im preparing myself. Since i bought the phone ive seen loads of bad reviews of cex saying they are shit, I definitely wouldnt buy from them again and wouldnt recommend them to others
>>28445905
Why would you think a yank would be welcome on /britfeel/
Clue's in the title, this is for bongs only
Fucking hell lads, how expensive is it to stay in London nowadays? I remember staying in a specific hotel there about four years ago for about 120 for a weekend. Now two nights are well over 400. Anything lower is just a big scruffy pile of shite.
lad's any advice on finding a job?
>>28445881
>fascists
I'm a nationalist, not a fascist. Big difference, actually. A nationalist is someone who takes pride in one's country, a fascist is someone who wants a strong totalitarian government and nationalism installed as propaganda.
I'm not a fascist, just a paleoconservative.
But of course, just assume things and be a dumb faggot, sir.
>>28445894
B-but I thought the memes were true!
>>28445921
I don't mind yanks I just hate the fact he has to announce himself as one because he is so uninteresting otherwise
>>28445921
We used to be bongs. WE USED TO BE.
REEEEEEEEEEEE.
>>28445991
Dumb yankposter.
>>28445991
>the city of Delaware
They must have such an inferiority complex
>>28445952
>don't mind yanks, just hate the fact he has to announce himself because he's uninteresting
>because he's uninteresting
To you, because that's only your opinion, not fact.
>>28446007
>>28446033
I'll get revenge on all of y'all, I swear!
This won't be the last of me, Britbongs! I'll get you in your SLEEP.
>>28442370
All the normies are wearing this design anon http://www.redbubble.com/people/trashuniverse/works/17372851-pepe?grid_pos=1&p=t-shirt&style=mens
>>28445908
Check the part under online. If you buy it online you can return within 14 days of receiving it.
>>28446197
Been longer than 14 days though senpai, but cheers
I haven't spoken to anyone in person for 3 weeks
Who /antisocial/ here?
>>28440308
you must be really stupid
>>28442981
this is what you do
>>28438740
please for the love of fuck.. let us get out of the EU
I live in londonistan and if we dont get out im worried it will be like germany
>>28446453
Antisocial is actively going against society and disrupting it.
What you are is avoidant.
>>28445946
apply
>>28446453
>spend half my day in meetings with people far more senior than me but who I have an unusual amount of control over because they're a sub-contractor
It'd be weird if I didn't speak desu. Wish I didn't have to though
>>28446515
or asocial
>>28446515
*asocial
robloxx
>>28446538
>>28446548
About as real as asexuality or atheism.
>>28446505
London is already a lost cause my friend
>>28446558
and heterosexuality
>>28446583
>projecting
kek let a little too much slip there
>>28446515
Shut up you fucking cunt, I don't want your psychoanalysis
>>28446636
maybe learn what projecting means
>>28446651
>defensive
wew lad chill your beans
>>28446693
It means you think that because you have homosexual tendencies but are heterosexual-presenting then every straight man is slightly in denial. You are projecting how you feel about men onto other men.
>>28446716
I've fucked guys and open about it, so I'm not "heterosexual presenting"
Stop being defensive because you lust for cock
>>28446744
You should open up a cinema with all that projecting.
I wonder what kind of films you'd show?
>>28446702
Stop giving your opinion you spastic, I don't give a fuck what you fucking think
Take your psychology degree from your meme university and shove it up your arse, cunt
>>28446790
Seems you're projecting yourself, batty boy.
>>28446744
it's only gay if you get fucked by other guys
if fucking men in the arse is gay then fucking women in the arse is also gay
>>28446792
Why is the first insult you think of putting things up your arse?
You've got cock on the brain you agbsolute beneder
>>28446862
and your bait went to far
thanks for playing
>>28446862
Is that what the "straight" guys tell themselves?
My point exactly. Heterosexuality doesn't exist
>>28446885
Not me you cretin, I was busy replying to the other retard. I'd already replied to you anyway and you're too scared to do anything about it.
>>28446885
>it's the thanks for playing guy
Animals have feelings you know, look at how happy this dog is, clearly smiling
>>28446905
heterosexuality = domination, ie doing the fucking, getting your knob slobbed
homosexuality = submissiveness, getting fucked, eating a girl out
>>28446915
oh god don't start an imaginary fight with yourself
What a lovely sunny evening to listen to annie mac and walk the doggos
>>28440424
Not really a myth. If he is for example on holiday, a lot of trips out are planned in the morning. If he wanted to go on some kind of cruise or sightseeing he would probably need to wake up early. If he wanted breakfast he couldn't sleep in til 4pm.
>>28446938
Anyone who keeps rabbits outside are scum of the Earth
>>28446950
Breakfast is just the first meal of the day. Unless you don't eat, you always have breakfast.
>>28446915
I'm scared?
I showed up to a boxing gym to fight a guy twice and you think I'm scared?
>>28446938
>>28446949
Cute wan wan senpaitachi, I'd cuddle.
>>28446983
YOU FUCKING LITTLE CUNT
YOU NEVER CAME TO THE PUB
YOU CHAT SHIT ON HERE AND THEN PRETEND TO BE ME WHEN YOU GET FUCKING EXPOSED
>>28446938
>he remembers my debate where I blew out the people supporting anthropomorphism
Oh gosh. That was so long ago also
Not that guy accusing the other as bait though. He stole my line
>>28447010
Go felch your nan you silly prick
Absolutely lovely sea breeze too lads. Bet all you citycucks wish you had such comfy surroundings
Might join a gym lads. Anyone have experience going to the gym as a hungry skeleton? Do people make fun of you?
>>28447035
The gym regulars will make fun of you and the staff will join in.
>>28447034
windfarms are an absolute eyesore
look at how they ruin the horizon
>>28447020
Thanks for playing kid
>>28447035
go to a 24 hours gym at like 4am
>>28447035
people walking past the gym will stare in and laugh at you also
Cmon lads enough with the imaginary arguments. Let's just have a nice comfy thread.
How are you spending the rest of this fine monday evening?
>>28447035
You'll probably be secretly filmed and see the video years later in a cringe thread on /fit/
>>28447066
>me thinks male lions protect females lions against human beings
lel
>>28447035
I'm 5'6, 141lb, so I don't know if that counts but I go gym weekly.
Nobody cares, everybody just wants to be done and to go home. Go later on if you're people-averse like myself, I go about 7:15 and it's dead inside.
>>28438750
Posting waifu perilously close to autosage
>>28447093
That is the job of the male lions in a pride
To protect, females will only attack if forced to
>>28447004
Cheers lad. He's a right softy, loves pats.
Other doggo needs her hair trimming
>>28447083
waiting for my lazy nigger of a friend to get in touch (which he won't) because he knows he's fucking me about and doesn't want the aggro
He's gonna get aggro
Sadiq Khan Lmfao.
>>28447083
about to go to sleep, feel like I am going to faint~
>>28447147
Barack Obama Lmfao
>>28447135
People that do that are cunts, it's like mate ignoring me is just going to make the situation worse and your stay in A+E much longer
>>28447134
lmao fuckin gay dog lad
get a rottie or a staffie
>>28447126
Getting my waifu in before the sage
CAN YOU HEAR US PUMPING ON YOUR STEREO?
CAN YOU HEAR US PUMPING ON YOUR STEREO?
CAN YOU HEAR US PUMPING ON YOUR STEREO?
CAN YOU HEAR US PUMPING ON YOUR STEREO?
>>28447197
You fucking what m8?
I'll spark you out you cunt
>this is a thing that was released in cinemas
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0fZVA9TPwj8#t=31s
>>28447233
mate i'd literally eat your dog
>sharing a joint with the gf as we're bundled over each other in bed watching anime and eating doritos
Is there any better feeling?
>>28447197
Nah mate, i don't need a dangerous dog to look hard around my chav mates
Go drink a 2ie down the park
>>28447244
thank fuck he killed himself before he had to witness this
>>28447251
You're asking for it now lad.
>>28447252
all of the above but eating something nice and not watching kids cartoons
>>28447252
Doing the exact same thing with a qt bf
>>28447256
you couldnt look hard anyway you soft fucking faggot
>>28447252
>Is there any better feeling?
Crushing your enemies
Exacting revenge on those that have wronged you
>>28447292
And you do that by writing fanfiction on 4chan? Kek
>>28447290
How's it going M. Manage to finish your chips today lad?
>>28447252
Not being a fat weeb drug addict who comes on r9k to tell others about his obese acne ridden ginger slag of a gf stuffing her fat face whilst struggling to breath during her fistfulls of doritos?
>>28447302
literally fight me irl cunt
>>28447308
Bitter and jealous, how sad.
>>28447384
I wouldn't give them the satisfaction
Plus I'd win.
2 hits laaa. Two hits
>>28447426
i would literally fucking destroy you
>>28447511
In your dreams boy
Quick lads tell me some good standup to download
I watched Sean Lock last night and he was pretty cromulent.
>>28445536
>chucks tea in a harbour
The most significant point in History for yanks, lads
>>28447426
3 hits mate
>bystander hitting 9, 9, 9 on their mobile after they see you having a heart attack from seeing me
>>28447511
Thats a fucking good one isn't it. I'd tie you up and fuck your mum infront if you
>>28447548
>cromulent
Check out James Joyce over here lad
>>28442259
fuck me me tooo
>>28447531
you will come to know the taste of my purple monster
>>28447572
except she'd just laugh at your tiny cock and you'd get embarrassed and leave like the beta faggot you are. come at me irl cunt
>>28447664
Fuck off sadkunt
Saw an Aryan family on the coach other day
Blonde, blue eyed couple with 3 blonde, blue eyed children
Made me proud
>>28447750
fuccin pussyhole
>>28447778
inbreds lmao
>pupper show on BBC2 with a white blonde family
Now this is what the BBC should be supporting.
How big is your dick?
No homo shit allowed lads
>>28447852
the wifey enjoys it
>>28447852
5.5" length
5" girth
Pretty average, lads
>>28447862
she enjoys mine more
Part unoooo
>>28447877
That's a good arse fucking penis to be honest.
>>28447894
Part two
Kek
>>28447852
8.3" x 6.4"
would attach a pic but gf is on the sofa with me and will most definitely take exception to it
people who work at game need to be shot, bet you work at game
>>28447911
Just tell her you're sending it to guys instead of another girl.
Also gf
GET OUT NORMALFAG REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>28447852
6 inches in length and like a 3 or 4 inch girth.
Long and thin...
Fu
>>28447894
>>28447905
That must be one of the idiots who think male lions have human feelings
>>28447896
I'd say it's pretty eh. It always feels small when I'm wanking
>>28447923
>that guy who just stands in the doorway saying hello to everyone
Fucking waste of money
>>28447905
The kid's behaviour is disgusting.
It's an unfortunate situation we're in but farming is necessary for our species to survive. In the next hundred years the west will develop synthetic meats instead of having to murder living things.
>>28447944
>3 or 4 girth
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Damn son, go to the doctors or something
Also
>6
>long
>>28447963
They have those at Game?
I've never seen anyone do that
It must be new thing then because I don't shot at those shitholes
>>28447852
5.9" length, never measured girth but it's pretty thick. I'm happy with it, shame I've never used it with another person
>>28447934
>tfw she knows i fucked a guy once
wont work mate
>>28447975
Grower not a shower mate. Not very big at all, I'll admit that
>>28447960
Trust me m8, it's a good size for the bum
>>28448002
>i fucked a guy once
Nice, want to fuck me? I've always wanted to try getting dicked
>>28448016
But I don't want to fuck people in the bum. I want to get fucked in the bum.
>>28448009
What are you on about you muppet? Youre 6 inches long and 4 around, what does that have to do with being a grower? Silly mug
>>28448021
pics? london
>>28448051
Those are his flaccid stats mate.
>>28448060
Not posting pics on here, and I'm really close to London
>>28448048
>permanent bottom
Absolutely disgusting
>>28444064
It's barely rained for weeks and yet singleton puddle still endures
>>28448097
I'm bi I just really want to get fucked right now
>>28448115
Go take a massive shit. It's more or less the same feeling.
>>28448123
>uxbridge
Damn that's pretty close to me. I'm in windsor.
>>28447852
6*6
Not that anyone could verify ayy
>It must be new thing then because I don't shot at those shitholes
>lying in finsbury park on my own
>suddenly surrounded by pakis
>screaming in arabic
>one starts shouting about me having no shirt on and drinking in the park
>get kicked in the face
>knocked out
>wake up with no wallet phone or shoes
>go to police station
>make a report
>we'll be in touch
How was your day lads?
>>28448267
Sharia law already in effect I see, that was fast
>>28448267
>londoncucks
Why do you lot never listent o us
>>28448267
Why can't we have another Great Fire?
>>28448267
>we'll be in touch
top kek
>>28448267
i live in finsbury park and that would never happen
>>28448210
what a dashing young gentleman, I wouldn't mind sharing a few drinks with him over stories of his exploits.
>>28448349
Would love to listen to his views on atheism and anti-income tax
>>28448373
>anti-income tax
Literally why
>>28448389
Because >muh tax is theft
>>28448403
Absolute morons. Same train of thought as the libertarians in the states
>>28448431
Roads just repair themselves. Fires put themselves out. National defence is not a concern. Who even needs basic education anyway?
>>28448267
You should probably get a dog. Browns are scared of dogs
One minute I'm rocking out to Cradle of Filth and the next I'm chilling with Rihanna.
My mood is all over the place.
>>28448498
>Who even needs basic education anyway?
Yanks
>>28448523
Pigeon-holing yourself into 1 genre is pleb as fuck m8
But so is Rihanna...
Sort it out mang
>>28448498
All of those services can be provided by the free market.
>>28448548
She's quality. Even better when I've got her music videos up and my dick out.
>>28448584
>oil driller
Bit disappointed in you man
>>28448584
She's pretty argue
>>28448148
worth sending some pics then
>>28448598
She's not black she's Barbadian.
>>28448575
For a massive premium and a tole at each end of the road
>>28448725
That's black
>>28448684
What do you want pics of?
>>28448737
Then she's one of the whitest blacks I've ever seen.
>>28448728
Until someone else realises they can build another road and charge slightly less so that everyone will use that one instead.
So, you actually end up paying the minimum possible for everything due to competition.
>>28448796
Fuck off thatcher. They just work with each other to fix the prices
>wife won't take your surname
What do you do?
>>28448917
Not be a complete cuckold
>>28448933
Yes but how? It's important to me that when we get married she takes my name.
It seems a bit of an overreaction to call the whole thing off.
>>28448917
Marriage is cuckoldry
i use to think turley was a moron but he's actually a genius
>Cameron saying if we leave we'll have to go to war with the EU
>Tunisia and Turkey gearing up to join the EU
It's all over lads.
>>28449037
>turley
Who?
>>28449055
>Tunisia and Turkey
Why?
>>28448917
>>28448974
Tell her you want a prenup
>you're actually getting married
>>28449065
dw
oc
>>28449055
>literally only country stopping eu becoming isis
>>28449055
>Tunisia and Turkey gearing up to join the EU
Not for 10 years at least with Turkey
Tunisia ain't joining shit whilst they have suicide bombers blowing up tourists
>>28449088
Merkel grew up in east berlin and was raised in a communist propaganda factory.
Most of the top people and founders of the EU are actual Jewish communists
They are trying to destroy the west
>>28449126
Oh yes in a few years turkey will such a wonderful place.
They have suicide bombers there all the time you know and are actually supporting ISIS as they hate the kurds
>>28449055
>>Tunisia and Turkey gearing up to join the EU
Yeah fuck that noise. Time to pack up our toys and fuck off
>>28449165
But not suiciders against white tourists. They just blow other subhumans other
>>28449133
>muh conspiracy theories
>spooky communists are destroying the West from the inside
Pure delusion.
The speed is sold
for my 60 pound investment I made 160
I'm going to flip that a few more time and I'll be out of debt
good timers
>>28449362
I hate Merkel but even I can see it's absolutely batty
>>28449362
Except it not a conspiracy or a theory.
They were jewish they did say they wanted to destroy the white race.
She did grow up in east berlin the USSR did have a load of crazy communist propaganda
Importing millions of people who will not integrate and can't speak the language from africa and the middle east who hold beliefs that do not fit in anywhere in europe is a mindful attempt to destroy the west. Its impossible that she can be a politician(or even walk) and be so retarded to do this by accident
>>28449486
Are you German? This reads like a German trying to speak English.
I'll pass thanks, lad
>>28449523
No, I'm English and you are the one sounding like a crazy conspiracy theorist senpai
>>28449486
Seems like you're the one who can't speak the language, mate.
>>28449556
Nah I can smell the turk semen from here. Fuck off Hanz.
>I have no come back so I will make posts about the grammar
>I'm not gay but I really want guys to fuck me
Why am I like this?
>>28449621
grandma*
don't mention it
