>tfw going on a date in 1 hr with a girl I met on this board
How do I not fuck this up
>>25318592
You already fucked up Anon.
>met on 4chan
already fucked
also shes probably reading this right now
Tell us all about how she was texting Chad during your date and ended it early to run off and go fuck him you stupid cuck
>>25318592
don't speak, just listen and ask. maintain eye contact
How the fuck do you even meet somebody on this board?
>>25318592
Be confident even if you look anxious sometimes it doesn't matter it's still better to act. Smile a lot, laugh a lot, MAKE PROLONGED EYECONTACT!, back straight, sometimes ignore her for a second like when she's talking look around the room for a second. If you can't respond properly for being too stupid just repeat what she says: I just love to go shopping but I always end up buying just some bras because it's cheap. You end up just buying some bras because it's cheap 'name' haha. Only if you're a complete dull that is too stupid to come up with good content all the time it might help you a little. Yeah I had some shit typed out but I accidently back-spaced or something and it's gone but I think I went over the most important stuff from what I've learned. Overal she isn't too important but important enough to have fun with. Hope you'll do well.
>>25318678
I always wonder that too.
>tfw no r9k gf
You are living the dream, anon. Remember to always be yourself.
>>25318862
I should add don't look around when you're making eyecontact cause that's a sign of weakness. Do it when you already broke off eyecontact though it's not so important forget about it.
>>25318592
>meeting a "femanon"
You already fucked up.
Film the encounter and post it after the date so I can laugh at you.
>>25318592
She's definitely NOT the type of girl who can make you happy
>>25318592
first thing you gotta do is : leave this board forever you fucking normo
>>25318622
>/thread
this original comment comin to you live from my bedroom
>>25318592
Just b ur self maiyn.
>>25318592
What is the date?
>dress nice, good hygiene
>have a couple of interests in mind to talk about
>ASK HER QUESTIONS ABOUT THE STORIES SHE TELLS YOU SO SHE KNOWS YOU'RE LISTENING AND IT CONTINUES THE CONVERSATION
>Smile when appropriate
Can we use this board to meet up?
19/f/cali
>>25319339
>cali
Dropped
>>25319339
you're not a f or 19
>>25319339
21 m Cali ;)
>>25319500
>Cali
are you rich?
>>25319500
>;)
kill yourself fucking normie piece of shit
>>25319554
I'm pretty wealthy why?
>>25319568
Get over it pussy
>>25318862
The spectrum is strong in this one
>>25319643
Why so? Have you ever had a girlfriend?
>>25319611
define pretty wealthy
>>25318862
>You end up just buying some bras because it's cheap 'name' haha.
autism
>referring to conversation as "content"
autism
>>25318592
20/f/canada here
:^) just burself breh
Who else /upstate new york/ here?
>>25319866
It was just an example though. This is an actual technique to make it seem like you listen and respond. Just because you don't understand something doesn't mean it's autistic. Are you op?
>>25319921
m/Canada/slightly older than 20
:^)
>>25320090
what province?
>>25319921
go fuck your hockey-Chad
>>25319823
I don't have any problems with money. I'm comfortable. I grew up poor so I can live with a little. I don't have a lot o material possessions but basics like a car, apartment, only because I don't really want anything. But I have an active social life in a big city. I always have something to do if I want.
54/transexualuggboot/Malaysia
23/m/France
>>25320104
ON
B l o x
>>25320157
gay and lame
>>25318592
It's a trap, anon. Literally, you are about to fuck boipussy, in all likelihood. I hope you didn't blow your life savings and travel a great distance to bury your wang in a loose poop chute. Just saying...
>JUST B YURSELF!!!!
>>25320140
Paris ? Ou les alentours au moins.
>>25321162
Yeah. Pray everyday for our souls.
>>25318622
forward slash motherfucking thread
>>25321200
>I ask a legit question because I'm in the 78 and of the opposite sex
>get a joke about the attacks
10/10
>>25320112
>hockey-Chad
Legit made me audibly kek for sec.
Bring a binder full of meme reaction images and whenever she says something only respond to her by flipping to the meme which most readily describes how you feel about what she just said.
>>25321479
You have to do this, anon.
