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>oneitis calls my phone >she asks me if i can get her some
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>oneitis calls my phone
>she asks me if i can get her some chicken nuggets from mcdonalds
>i quickly get past the idle chit-chat and agree to get her some nuggets from mcdonalds and deliver them to her house
>go to mcdonalds drive thru
>order a 20 nugget box
>take it to her house
>her road is pretty full so i have to park a few minutes walk away
>i get the mcdonalds bag and make my way to her house
>i knock and the door
>her boyfriend answers the door
I didnt even know she had a boyfriend
>he says "heeeey man, you actually got us the nuggets, thanks man"
>oneitis nowhere to be seen
>he opens up the nugget box
>he takes a bite out of one of the nuggets
>"damn bro, this shit is pretty cold"
>he throws the nugget in my face
>i try to explain that i had to take it back from mcdonalds and that the car was parked a few minutes away
>he laughs at me
>i can feel the crushing embarrasment
>oneitis comes to door
>"hey anon thanks for getting us the mcdonalds!"
>her bf tells her that the food is cold and that i should go get some more and hurry up this time
>she agrees
>i say sorry to them both
>go back to mcdonalds
>order another 20 nugget box meal
>actually deliver it to them
they didnt even say thanks...
i feel like shit
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really doubt this happened
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>>25317786

This.

On the off chance it's real, you need to carve OMEGA into your foreheand immediately, OP
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>>25317786
it happened a few hours ago

whats unbelieveable about it? i didnt fuck up that badly, i set my own trap.
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>>25317772
what the fuck is wrong with you you dumbass fucking cuck
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>>25317816
I don't believe anyone would be so pathetic to do it in the first place, but even if you did, the boyfriend reaction is totally unbelievable. He'd probably take them cold and microwave them.
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>>25317816
>whats unbelieveable about it?

No-one wants to believe that someone as weak and omega as you exists.

>>25317816
>i didnt fuck up that badly

Just thinking this is proof that you don't deserve to live
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>>25317845
i didnt want to look like a clown
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>>25317772
At least try to write believable fake bait.
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>>25317772
Why do you make up stories?
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>>25317772
this shit just made me cringe so hard
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>>25317873
This. The fact that some people even question the legitimacy of this post just shows how utter trash this board is.
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>>25317816
Post picture of the ticket
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>>25317852

So instead you looked like an ineffectual piece of shit?
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>>25317939
well i was caught in the situation of having to say to a girl i have been crushing on for 2 years 'yeah fuck you, go get your own food' just after i agreed to do it.

its not a one ended situation, what happened to this place anyway. fucking redditors.
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>>25317984
go fuck yourself idiot. stop shitting up the board
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>>25317984

You're the only omega faggot from reddit here, cunt. Typical orbiting scum.
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>>25317772
GODDAMN IT OP
GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER AND DROP THE BITCH
Billions of people in the world and you choose a cunt as a oneitis
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>>25317932

do this, you must have kept the receipt
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DESU dude you did the right thing in the situation that presented itself to you. A girl you really freakin like asked you a favor and your execution was lack luster. Shit happens.

The reaction of the BF was pretty lame, but he was probably drunk (hence the munchies) and didn't mean anything by it.

Keep ya head up broski, she'll remember all these things and be yours one day
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>>25317932
do this robot of you're a liar
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>>25318282
*or

2 second embarrassment because mistyped
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>>25317772
>>he throws the nugget in my face

it is in this very moment that I saw OP was a lying faggot of the highest caliber.
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>>25318149
yeah broseph like just wait til she's tired of all the bad boys and ready to settle down with someone nice for a change duderino
like she'll totally have kids and have had fucked every Chad in a 50 mile radius, and will cheat on you regularly but you just gotta be man enough to step to the plate and be a good nice guy Hurricane Brotrina
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>>25317772
if real story, kill yourself
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>>25317772
why would you agree to this? what compels you to do her bidding? and to deal with her boyfriend? you willingly cuckolded yourself today, my sad friend.
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>>25317772
This is legit pissing me off.
Get a fucking grip you piece of trash.
She will never love you, he will never respect you and you won't ever feel good about being their little slave.
Just give up, fill your life with something else.
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>>25317845
I honestly wouldn't have thought about that, I wouldn't expect a Chad to think of it either

>not OP
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>>25317772
OP, Even IF you would bring your oneitis
homemade tendies on command, how can you possibly be so compliant as to go out and buy MORE nuggets? Playing it off and turning and walking, getting angry, laughing at them, just about ANYTHING other than what you did would have been better.
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>>25318149
>>25318398
the only non reddit tier replies in the whole thread. Pull your socks up OP
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>>25317772

fuck off, attention whore. reddit likes made-up stories, you should post there.
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>>25317772
Mentally challenged bait
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>>25317804

An omega would never do this. He's a pure beta.
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>>25318559
I'm assuming you have no self respect as it is so go ahead with what those two said
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>>25317772

It was believable until you got to the part where he threw a nugget in your face. You got greedy for story drama desu.
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you should feel like shit. i've never seen anyone more pathetic.
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>>25319578
>chomping on bait this hard
>probably has those faggy emo gauges in his cheeks from the injuries
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>itt redditors falling for bait
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