How can you get drunk if you hate drinking alcohol but prefer comfy coffee and tea?
You're gonna need rubber tubing, a funnel and some lubricant.
stop being a fucking faggot
>>25318733
Go back to Afghanistan if you have a problem with American values, Ahmed.
>>25318615
I dont understand this picture at all
Put a little whiskey in your coffee. That's what I was just planning on doing.
>>25318615
I think ghv is still available from some research chemicals vendors.
>>25319157
Irish coffee is fucking GOAT
use Jameson and double cream instead of milk
>>25319576
No no no. You use Bailey's instead of cream
>>25318615
Stick some rum in the coffee
>>25318615
irish coffee, mix more of the ingredients less of the alcohol
>>25320883
'mexican coffee' might work too, cuz vodka is more clean
>>25320916
I thought mexican coffee was tequila?
Vodka in the tea.
>>25318615
Kahlua?
honestly there's nothing your going to do that is going to make the alcohol taste go away 100%, you just gotta get it in and over time your body will associate alcohol with feeling awesome and it will start to taste good. eventually you will become the liquor.
Just drink alcohol. Hating it is good, it's whole point is to serve as a catharsis for the weak willed.
After a while you'll happily be poisoning yourself with drink after drink.
drink some sweeter alcohol then lil boy
White russian's you dirty bitch
That;s called being autistic.
You don't drink for the taste.
If you want to go out and get fucked up then drink vodka. You can mix it with anything. 5 double vodka and cokes later and you will be fucked.
People might shit on it, but the most enjoyable way to get drunk for me is alcohol enema desu
>>25322431
>dat gif
Fucking christ, I downed a pint of Southern Comfort over the course of an hour or 2 the other day and I woke up feeling like death. Can't fathom how some people can actually drink this stuff like its water
>>25318615
OP here:
Two beers yet and already somewhat drunken.
Feels good man!
>>25318615
that's easy drink a white russian alcoholic and super nice tasting
you just need kahlua milk ice and vodka
>>25320290
this
if you can get it, use Old Monk. if not, any good dark rum will do
>>25318615
I literally just experienced (or am currently still experiencing) how.
>buy dxm (actually have legitimate cough)
>weight 75kg
>take 5 caps
>dont feel shit when listening to music, sounds exactly the same ( took it 3 hours ago and i think I'm coming down already)
>only thing i feel is feeling like I'm drunk
>according to the packet insert, ONE capsule is enough to reduce your cough for SIX hours
>after taking 5 fucking capsules at once i was still coughing throughtout the entire "experience", even though my cough wasn't even that bad and just a general flu
if this is really what plateou 1 is about then damn is it boring
>>25322489
Exactly this. Plus they are delicious
>>25318615
Why do you have this picture?
I wouldn't recommend mixing alcohol with coffee or tea, you're just going to ruin your coffee or tea. Just drink something strong like vodka and deal with it, like everyone else does.
>>25318615
>looks at the picture
heh woooow ahem, uhhhh haha whooooaaaa, like, that's certainly something, phew, excuse me while I leave this thread
>shuts door
>>25318615
Either you 1) Don't drink
2) Drink it Irish.
3) Hot Toddy
4) Mulled Wine
5) Something fruity.
>>25318615
I dont know how you could hate all alcohol, I mean thats who cider is for
But, if it really is true, just make a nice cuppa, and give it a splashing of whiskey. Might not get you pissed, in fact it never has me, but if you drink less you probably have a lower tolerance so try it out
>>25318615
>2015
>hating alcohol, get out of my board
