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Mommy got BTFO
2016-05-28 10:35:35 Post No. 28876723
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Mommy got BTFO
Anonymous
2016-05-28 10:35:35
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>Wake up being quite tired at 11AM today because mommy told me to fix my sleep schedule
>Make my bed, wash my face and brush my teeth like a good boy
>Doing this every day since the start of the year has given be about 1000 good boy points now
>Go downstairs to the kitchen for a nice tendies breakfast
>Check the fridge and there are no tendies, confused
>See my mommy, she approaches and tells me that we need to talk
>"Anon, you're 25 now. Aren't you a bit too old for good boy points and eating chicken tenders every day?"
>Start sweating uncontrollably
>Tell her if I can at least cash in the points that I already saved up
>"Hehe Anon, sorry but no :)"
>Grit my teeth in rage as I run upstairs
>Check my hidden spot near my desk to see if my hybrid piss and shit bottles are still there
>They're still there, thank god as I sigh in relief
>Grab two bottles of the hybrid piss and shit bottles
>Run downstairs to the kitchen where my mother is
>Scream "GIVE ME MY FUCKING GOOD BOY POOOOINTS!!!"
>Open one of the bottles and throw their contents in my mother's face
>She screams as feces hit her eye
>Pin her down to the floor and force her to drink from the bottle
>Force her to swallow everything
>"GIVE ME MY FUCKING POINTS BAAAAACK!!"
>As I'm about to shove the contents of the second bottle down her throat, she begs for mercy and says she's going to keep the GBPs system
>Let's me cash in the 1000 GBPs I had for 200 bucks so I can buy tendies on my own, although I would have to leave the house by myself like a subhuman normie
>Walk to Wendy's by myself to spend it all on tendies, the employees give me strange looks but those wagecucks can't do anything about it, get fucked
>As I return from Wendy's with a huge supply of tendies, I see her crying and vomiting in the bathroom
>Confirm is she's still going to keep the GBPs system
>Coughs up a HUGE shit as she says yes
Roastie BTFO. Now I'm currently eating all those tendies in my room like an emperor, how has your day been so far?
