""Red alert! All the weak sissybois on /r9k/ need your stinky NEET dick now!! All these threads about Stacey should be replaced with trap qts immediately :3"
-A good man"
-A very good man
>tfw most traps would rather wear nothing and show off their butts/chastity belts/legs rather than wear qt clothes
>no frilly dress gf
m-my b
>>28639310
You're cute, anon. What are you doing on a board full of smelly NEET dicks?
>>28640414
Traps looking to be a good, faithful housewife don't show their girldicks and pussies online, right?
>>28640333
My dick stays clean, fuck you
>>28640333
>tfw smelly neet.
>tfw kinda of a sissyboi myself.
Welp, what do I do now?
>>28640333
looking for new friends~
anyone /michigan/ here?
>>28640513
Be my bf because I love stinky NEET sissies
>>28640513
You help clean NEET dickswith your mouth, of course.
>>28640533
FL here.
A robot locked my cock up. Thanks thread!
Sissy Pandoras New Video
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5739fcf00d17f
>>28640533
Ohio reporting in. Filthy Michigan slut.
Claim your trap waifu!
Any New York sissboys here?
>>28640441
>You're cute, anon. What are you doing on a board full of smelly NEET dicks?
because i want to feel pretty! :)
>>28640798
10/10 would pull onto my lap
>>28640798
You're so desperate to be pretty like a real girl that you'll post your sissy butt for a bunch of virgins to beat off to?
>>28640888
she prettier than a real girl desu
>tfw there are no qt traps in the south
JUST
>>28640333
>/r9k/ is slowly getting gayer
I'm proud.
>>28640943
It's the inevitable result of unfulfilled fantasies.
Just means more cute boypussy for me~
>>28640333
>tfw edge every time I jack off
>still cum 5 times a day
>tfw no sissy to share my copious amounts of cum with
I bought a vibrating prostate massager, but it's kinda thin. I can leak a lot of precum and make myself feel really good, but I can't get myself to cum.
How do I make butt cummies, robotraps?
>>28641033
You have to train your body to recognize your butt as your primary sex organ and not your useless little girldick.
Get yourself off like normal, but gradually use your butt more and more, especially while you're cumming.
>>28640711
I'm in syracuse
>>28640533
269 here in Benton Harbor
Where are you?? Probably Detroit right?
>>28641067
b-but I don't want to trap, I just want to have a buttgasm
Can I post here?
>>28641124
>b-but
Once you experience a buttgasm, do you really think you'll want to get off with your dick anymore?
>>28641140
Oops here's my pic
>>28640843
>>28640912
thanks guys!
ill stop bothering the thread now
>>28640943
There was a time when I felt like I was responsible for at least 20% of the gay shit on r9k, but now its totally out of control.
I just wanna know how many of us are only prison gay. As much as I love trap porn I still feel like I could meet one and just be disgusted.
Very horney from these lewd threads. But I'm committed to nofap so quit it yeah
>>28641161
Once again I'm going to have to ask for proof that this is a male before I jack off.You know what needs to be done.
>>28641161
You have a cute butt, anon. What's on the other side?
>>28641154
Yes, I do
Please teach me, trapbot
What would you like a locked up sissy to do for you if you had one?
>>28641203
>>28641188
It's a little cold in here :p
>>28641246
You sure you aren't just on amphetamines?
>>28641243
Show boipucci and put a dildo in it
>>28641246
God damn I want to tease that dick.
>tfw no NEET qt's face to shove my bulge into rn
>tfw just in undies and can smell my own sweaty junk whilst posting this
ABSOLUTELY imperative situation rn, it NEEDS neet assistance RIGHT AWAY.
>>28641246
These threads are shortening my lifespan.
>>28641243
To be a proper housewife and service my cock when I got home from a long day at the office. If they did a good job, they might get rewarded with some lotion for their tiny locked up dick.
>>28641246
You're the perfect size for a sissy, anon. Don't be embarrassed by it, it matches your girly butt.
>>28641154
How do I make butt cummies anon?
I've been able to get close (I think) but never make it happen.
>>28641292
Ok!
>>28641333
What do you mean?
>>28641272
What do amphetamines do? O_o
>>28641355
>What do you mean
I mean only so much blood can go to your dick before it starts to affect your health. I jack off so much I go temporarily deaf after cumming now.
>>28641349
I already typed it out, you stupid slut.
See
>>28641067
Do you need me to spell it out for you?
>>28641355
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amphetamine
A side effect is vasoconstriction which shrinks your dick until you get horny. Also makes you cold.
>>28641355
That is pretty much a perfect dick.
>>28641424
it would look hotter in a speedo desu
>>28641440
And hairless desu
>>28641355
Very cute micropenis :3
Less to play with though ;_;
>>28641470
>Not wanting to care for your trap gf's cute little micropenis
Why even live?
>>28641395
Oh that's weird
>>28641423
Interesting
>>28641457
Yeah I'm just a little lazy rn :3
>>28641497
Exactly. :3 as a trap u use something else a little more
>>28641544
Very kissable stomach :D
>>28641104
Nice, are you interested in getting your hole plugged by a good dick?
>>28640634
S M E L L Y
S M E L L Y
S M E L L Y
S M E L L Y
S M E L L Y
What's the best starter butt toy and lube?
>>28641544
P-put a banana in your butt and post a picture please!And the eat it
>>28641544
SISSY/10 would lock in cage and marry.
Also,would train boypussy.
>>28641633
mineral oil and your fingers
>>28641593
Thanks
>>28641635
I don't have any bananas
>>28641648
How would u train it?
>>28640414
I wanna wear clothes like that all the time except when I'm being lewd desu
But the clothes should be revealing because that's fun
>>28640556
He would like me to tell you guys more details. I went home at lunch and locked myself up in my pink cage before spending the day concentrating on being submissive and girly. Fantasies of a strong man overpowering me and making me his princess made me fill my cage up, so I had to squeeze my bp instead!
>>28641837
Try some other phallic food then!
>>28640333
Daily reminder that traps are so desperate and degenerate they'll literally let you shit in their face for a fucking.
>>28640888
I smell a bitter and fat women in this post.
>>28641837
I'd keep it plugged with a small buttplug. It needs to stay pretty tight, but also accommodate a real man's cock.
Once you're locked and plugged, you'll have a vibrator used on your cage while the plug is moved in and out really slowly while you suck on me off.
If you cum before me, you get punished. If you're a good girl and cum only once you've sucked me dry, you'll get rewarded.
>>28641883
I met a cute guy when I was at a con so Im hoping he'll cosplay with me, if Im lucky I can get him in something cute
>>28641117
Nope, stanton
you probably have no idea where that is but its near grand rapids.
contact?
>>28642112
lol. I've been to Stanton and GR
[email protected]
>tfw no trap to sissify, collar, lock in chastity, and have lewd sex with while they're bent over a table and fixing my dinner
why even live?
>>28641837
literally a perfect ass
HOW
Any cute traps in WA?
>>28641921
>tfw traps are apparently this desperate but I can't even get one to talk to me
Might as well kill myself
>meet up with my old highschool friend
>his brother is also there
>short, blue eyed, thin qt
>wanna push him down and mating press him
>hes pretty homophobic
damn it I just want a cute boy to love
>Have a gf IRL
>Pretend to orgasm so I can fap to traps in the bathroom
>>28642156
small fucking world
ill shoot you an email
love your email tho
>>28642479
Alrighty. ty anon
>>28642340
Have you tried Plenty of Fish or OK Cupid? I always see many desperate Trannies, especially the first one.
>>28641307
I'm not a qt though ;_;
>>28642295
this
H O W
O
W
i have such a mans bum :(
>>28642518
don't want trannies, want trap
>>28642518
I tried Ok Cupid.
Unfortunately, I'm a neet and everyone on dating sites filters by income. I'm not attractive to make up for it either.
>>28642587
>filters by income
You're just making excuses. Have you tried messaging them?
>>28642623
I sent out 100 messages before I gave up. I only got 7 responses which quickly died off.
After that, I realized online dating isn't for robots.
>>28642643
>7/100 responses
That's on par with my success rate and I still am able to get laid every once in a while. I just don't give up after a few shitty weeks like you did.
>>28642679
Not to mention that included all the trannies in my area. So unless messaging them over and over again somehow proves effective then I'm out of luck.
>>28642733
Try other dating sites. And new users will join as well. Unless you've exhausted every possibility there's hope.
I am so lonely. I just want a cute girl to hold. I kinda would even prefer a trap. It's just, if seems like all of the hot feminine trans women are into men. I have never met a trap into mtfs. I want to suck a cute girl's cock
This post is ironic.. Ironically original
>>28640333
When I let my (large) penor get stinky the head gets all shiny and it smells real bad, but I just know you sissies would love it. A real woman would probably complain about the smell or say it is disgusting, but you "girls" are much better about that.
>>28643501
Nope, not a problem at all, I would embrace your cock as much as you would allow me to.
>>28643577
I just wish more people knew I had a big stinky penis so they would be attracted to me, but it doesn't come up in normal conversation.
>>28643755
But like you said, most people wouldn't enjoy it except for us robots. Maybe you should post said penis.
dumping this guide to become the ultimate cockslave
dumpan 2/5
>>28643979
3/5l need a hard cock right now desu
>>28641921
>what are nonpassable traps
>what are "sissy" tier """""""""traps""""""""""
Nigga...stop
>>28640585
Do u have any links without niggers in the video?
>>28644004
4/5ready to try anal tonight
>>28644040
5/5
the end
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>>28643955
>>28643979
>>28644004
>>28644040
>>28644180
Thanks anon, mytrap bfalways said I was good and getting better at sucking his dick, but I never manage to make him cum from it, and there are times when he's really into it and then stops like I did something wrong.
>>28641174
Probably a large number of anons here are prison gay. But, there are faggots like me that have had sex with girls
>inb4 ree
and still lay in bed at night fantasizing about homosex. I haven't actually done it tho but I'm pretty sure I'd like it.
>tfw had a gay friend
>tfw had him over for the night many times and would lay there wishing he would make a move on me
>He never did
Hey guys im here to post images of myself in exchange for some attention and small temporary boost to my self esteem
>>28645110
cute. I would cover you in sensual oils and get you hot before penetrating you
>>28645053
I'm way more into gay shit until I'm actually around girls, then its like I'm straight again. I''ve never felt anything for a guy that wasn't a trap I found online. I really want to meet one so I can know for sure.
>>28645110
Sit on my penis
>>28640333
>tfw you will never, ever have a qt twink/femboi/trap bf who gets you in shape and to go to cons with
>tfw will never pay for their qt cosplays and ravage their asshole
>>28645522
You're probably less gay than me
Like I said I had a gay friend that would spend the night sometimes and I would lay there wishing we could suck each other off and stuff but I was "straight" and too much of a pussy to make a move.
I also smoked weed with another friend one time and started having really gay thoughts about him and ended up basically having a panic attack.
I even crossdressed and wanted to wear make up/paint my nails as a child. And I still fantasize about it
>>28640513
beecome meguca
Good evening /r9k/ :3
>>28645611
>I also smoked weed with another friend one time and started having really gay thoughts about him and ended up basically having a panic attack.
Similar thing happened to me, but I was able to rationalize it away, truth is I barely gave 2 fucks bout the guy, but my mind loves to fuck with me like that.
>>28645782
>tried to think of something negative to say about the dog
>can't
>>28645593
>Be Cute femboy, Work hard and have a decent job, nice body and look good from trying
>Expecting me to fix your problems
nah there is a reason they go with chads
>>28645874
i mean i'm not expecting them to do everything for me, i just don't have any source of motivation. I know how to get in shape, I just don't care enough to.
a qtp2t who cared about me would definitely be something to work for, though
>>28645110
2/?
I want to suck a cock
Oregano
>tfw have a chance to date a sissyboy (originally) from thailand
should i go for it? Would love to try something new before i kill myself.
>>28646534
Post his pics
Is he passable?
>no South Florida dominate S/O
Hi hi cute trap here, add me on steam if you want to erp or something :3
http://steamcommunity.com/id/planthwyaden
>>28646011
would you suck manlet cock?
>>28647009
post butt please thank you
>>28645110
show tummy please
>>28647091
If its a nice cock
3/?
>>28647581
it's not.
jigglypuff
>>28640943
Ikr lol
Thread on page 10 again.
I've always wondered, what type of guys are traps into?
>>28649268
Chad of course, did you really need to ask?
>>28649268
Usually the same types of guys that girls are in to, except they usually aren't as particular about looks and really value being accepted for the girl they are on the inside.
Usually, trap and sissy go hand in hand though, so being confident and in-charge are a big factor.
>>28649497
Exactly. You could compete with him (we all know how well that'll work out) or make a lateral move and displace a Stacie. It's win win.
>>28640333
If all traps looked like this, then maybe I'd consider. Cute Faces with a small fragile body. But that just isnt the case. Most look like straight up men in dresses. Anyone willing to make me reconsider? No homo btw
>>28649526
The key difference of course is that chad will literally only pump and dump them, whereas at least stacy has a chance of him settling down and having children with her.
>>28649570
>>28649570
Most Chads (and normies) don't want their women with extra equipment in the front. Significantly lowers their dating pool.
>>28649623
There are a few small, fragile bodies in this thread without faces, anon.
>>28649659
Yeah, albeit a slim chance for Stacy.
A lot of traps (and even sissies) that I've talked to from here fantasize about being a good housewife for their man, so take that as you will.
>>28649676
Preferably wearing cute clothes. Not a fan of dick
Wish I could be a trap but the problem is I have a man-face. No way I could ever possibly pass. Feels very bad man.
>>28649741
well, that's what FFS is for, right?
>>28649770
I am autistic. What is FFS?
>>28649798
facial feminsation surgery
>>28649741
That's what makeup and long hair are for, anon.
Don't you want to be the little girl?
>>28649819
of course I fucking do.
But how can I be a little girl with this fucking jawline, bro?
>>28649809
Wouldn't that be very very very expensive?
>>28649835
depends where you live, but socialised healthcare will usually cover it
dunno how it works in america
>Finally had a prostate Orgasm
>it got cut short because I'm using my fingers
>want dildo
>live at home
Sissy feels
>>28649854
New Zealand.
Just fuck me up.
>>28649835
I just googled "makeup to mask jawline" and got a shitload of results.
I mean, you're probably not going to be some 10/10 supermodel. But with some experimentation, you should be able to find a look that at least gets men to molest your poor little butthole.
>>28649886
>you should be able to find a look that at least gets men to molest your poor little butthole.
Thanks for that, made me laugh.
I actually still live with my parents and family, so I don't think I'll be going to the store to buy dresses and makeup any time soon, but hey, I'll get there.
I just don't want to be one of those fucking retards with the uber-man-face in a dress being all like
>heeehee who wants to fukk xdd arent u cute??
>>28649923
>but hey, I'll get there
Make sure to look at lots of trap hentai and self-insert as the trap.
>>28650015
No.This comment is not original, but with the addition of this text, it now is.
>>28650051
>come to thread about servicing neet dick
>not wanting to fantasize about servicing neet dick
What's wrong with you people? Go see a doctor. You're all sick.
Gosh trap threads are so comfy when /r9k/ is being nice
>>28644180
a-are there any more like these?
>>28650633
I want to fucker you
>>28650633
i wanna put my weenis peenis in you
wtf no rich neet bf to pay for my hrt
why even live
>>28650633
i want to pee in ur mouf
>>28650798
SO jealous of your shoulders.
>>28649268
all the local traps I find on the internet are into women, so I wouldn't know
>>28650818
arigato fellow trapanon
y-you have better hips than me tho ;;
tfw no qtboy bf to cuddle
>>28650864
You are built like a slim eggplant and I like it
>>28650818
>>28650864
You're both cute. You should kiss.
>>28650818
>>28650864
>>28650798
>>28650633
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
MY DICK IS ABOUT TOEXPLOOOOOOOOOODE
i like these threads desu
Please post more. You are amazing.
>>28651324
Posttummy.ORIGINAL COMMENT PLZ
Aah, feels good to be femboi desu~
>>28651615
You have cute___nipples.
>>28651706<3
>>28651728
it is desu familia im pale as porcelain
>>28651775
Post yourfemininepenisdesu
Uuh hi. Can someone here call me a girl?
>>28651918
But anon, you are a girl.
>>28651918
What do you mean? Are you not a girl? You're pretty cute anon
>>28640441
>Traps looking to be a good, faithful housewife don't show their girldicks and pussies online, right?
No we don't
I stopped attentionwhoring online once I got a bf
>>28651918
Northern Ireland?
norironblox
>>28651977
>>28651990
Im a boy desu
>>28652092
nah, you're definitely a girl. A cute one at that.
>>28652092
Then why do you look like a girl?
>>28652136
!!!!!
>>28652138
I DONT
WHATROBOTBLOX
>>28652172
If that was you trying to be a boy, you should probably just start dressing like a girl full time, anon. You're too cute to be a boy, at any rate.
>>28652197
>>28652172
this really. you're
adorable.
more people should post their cute little dicks
>>28651918
>tfw beep is my favorite girl
>tfw will never hug and kiss her
>>28652397
This, tbqh.Original comment plz no bully
>>28645782
Is thatKabosu?
>>28641837
Your ass is amazing, how can I contact you?
>>28650633
So nice tboo
>>28640888
trips checked and admired
>>28641333
no trips left unchecked
>>28652397
Like this??
Bloxssss
>>28653081Cute/10, would nuzzle
tfw these threads have lots of cute boys but also lots of trannies
I want a cute boy who looks like a boy reeeee
>>28653081
unf, yes
Thanks to this thread, I found a cute sissy that wanted to be feminized, so I've been training his body via throwaway email.Also, bump.
>>28653647
I think this might be mesir
>>28653647
>>28653693
HOW QT :3
now kiss
hnng or not?
>>28653739
dam o.o
>>28653711
She hasn't earned a kiss yet, anon. She's trying really hard, though.
>tfw no qt trap in Australia for me to have over and pay for their HRT and stuff
>>28653739
Hnnnng very tasty looking.
Post ones with cum, also a shot of your balls would be nice senpai.
>>28654031whats that?
>>28653781
Cum?! N-no.. That's too lewd..
>>28654172
fug i messed up replies again
>>28654172
Is it just me or are all sissiesbimbosthat can't even reply to posts properly? They must be too preoccupied with imagining robot cocks.
>have a cute trap body
>face looks like fucking eggman
should I just end it all, i'm beyond repair even when I do get sleep and shave my face
would hormones even fix this shit or am i just done
>>28654198
no man, im just really nervous andunder the influence
also please no bully ;-;
>>28654203
Hormones and proper skincare can probably fix it. If you grew your hair our, you might be kinda cute.
>>28654213
But cute girl dicks are made to be bullied, anon!
>>28654253
Give it to me straight anon, am i ugly as fuck? I used to be cute as heck in highschool and then everything went wrong
>>28654203
Oh look more non-ugly people claiming to be as bad as eggman.
You got a reply out of me 3/10
>>28654306
I exaggerated coz my face is egg shaped. I am ugly as fuck tho desu
>>28654286
No. Your face is fairly androgynous. If you kept your facial hair down and grew your hair out into a longer, feminine hair style, you could probably pass with makeup.
>>28640798
Are you m00t? Am I the only one seeing the resemblance?
Look closely at her face and then look at a picture of m00t
>>28654286
If your the face pic, no you look fine.
Like a normal guy.
How about not bother with trap shit and be a normal guy who is gay. Theres always people looking for nonfag boyfriends.
>one of my fantasies is servicing fat , smelly neet cock.
>>28641178
Quitting is the only option, come join me.
Are guys turned off by how many of us have really high sex drives?
I'd wouldn't mind getting lewded in the butt anytime if I had a male partner even without consent and this is pretty common for most of us since we don't have ovaries so we don't pms or have etc emotional effects that stop ciswomen from refusing constant sex. and that's also very common for other young transgirls I've known...
>>28654571
No, that's one of the best things about traps. It's like having a girlfriend that loves anal and doesn't have periods/pms.
Also, you can't get pregnant, but thatwon't stop guys from filling your pussy up with cum.
>>28654571
Not at all.
I'd gladly give and receive. I have a very high sex drive.
>>28654361
ni ni9oot here bo i wihsi te ree sese moot there but there just isnt man, im so sorry
>tfw i am the hero keeping this thread from falling to page 10
>>28654981
You made me kek, anon.
>>28651615
>tfw trap now
>tfw was femboi
Kek...fembois have it the worst, sorry but nothing felt good about being a femboi. Nobody showed interest in me or expressed any care for me. Guys want things more feminine. Most you'll get is olddddddd men trying to fuck you and they have nothing to offer you. It's a sad sad world when you realize that. Thank god I was able to become a trap
>>28655211
This anon speaks the truth. Fembois are only truly happy when they finally become the girl they're meant to be.
>>28655211
>>28655245
But I don't wanna be a girl I just want a fat ass, hips, and lil' itty bitty boy nubs
>>28655465
>I don't wanna be a girl, I just want to look like a girl!
Whatever helps you feel better, anon.
>>28655465
I'm a trap, I don't see myself as a girl I'm just a boy that wears female clothing and traps guys...that's it. Being a trap doesn't mean you're a tranny or transgendered.
Also out of curiosity how old are you?
>>28655499
But I like my penis and balls
And I don't want straight up tits I just want really tiny boy boobs
>>28655507
Oh well I guess I'm a trap then
Crossdressing is fun I should do it more
>>28655553
post said penis and balls
I'm not letting you die, thread!
Hi boys~
How's your day going?
>>28656131
Going well, yours?
>>28656177
Just woke up a little whole ago, reading about chess openings and stuff. Pretty good day so far
>>28656131
oh man how big is that thingi love them small
>>28656131
It's going much better now, post more you cutie!
>>28656208
I'm sure it's not that big..
At what age is it too late?
>>28656421
To transition? Probably 30, 25 to get best results
To trap? As long as you're passable :3
>>28640333
Traps are fucking disgusting.
Boys are the best. If you think otherwise, you are a faggot.
>>28656636
Cute femboys, traps, and trans are all fine anon.
>>28656208
It's pretty small o///o
>>28656368
O-ok in a sec
any boy? close to holland?
rotterdam here
>tfw no trap bf to cuddle in bed with and rub/dryhump our dicks together
Why even live
>>28656994
any chance of a picture of it
i love cute little dicks
>>28657391
O-okI'm a cutfag ;-;
>>28657289
Why indeed ;_;O R I G I N A L C O N T E N T
>>28657464
looks pretty cute any chance for a cumshot?
>>28657464
That's quite afemininepenis you've got there, anon.
>>28653081
4/?
Tfw no one to fucking pound me
>>28658011
You will make some man really happy one day, princess. I'm your new fan.
>>28640634
>>28640798
>>28641169
>>28641161
>>28641246
>>28641355
>>28641544
>>28641837
>>28642535
>>28650633
>>28650798
>>28650818
>>28651615
>>28651775
>>28651918
>>28652397
>>28650864
Goddammit, I like men now. What has this board done to me!?
>>28658443
lmao check out this fucking faggot
>>28658443
nothing wrong with that anon
>>28657464
>no frenulum
>>28658669
>implying these are worthy of being called Men anymore
Is this what they call the gay Jewish agenda?
Reality check coming through!!
>>28659619
if you want boobies just say so anon
>>28641604
Not that same person but also a kind of sissy from cuse. Weird coincidence.
>>28659682
I think I'll stick to jerking off. I don't want to end up like that one anon that got aids from a trap "virgin"
>>28659619
also posting fat girls with tumblr filenames is pretty jewish desu
>>28650633
Welp.
I'm gay now.
Location ?
grand rapids michigan here, any sissy sluts want to meet up?
>>28659772
I always forget to change the name after I download them from 4chan
>add people from 4chan
>they lose interest
>or start complaining about thier life and wanting to kill themselves
>at times it's both where they only chat when they want someone to complain to
Do other traps get this or is it just me? How am I supposed to help them out. It just eats me up and makes my day worse.
you know i like traps and all but this becoming too much especially here on /r9k/ it's becoming meme tier bullshit that's good but that's just me
this is my new favorite thread i really hope i get a cute tranny gf soon
>>28649741
>Wish I could be a trap but the problem is I have a man-face. No way I could ever possibly pass. Feels very bad man.
i know this feel beside that i don't have a feminine body
>>28660819
Find better bots. There's plenty.
>>28640333
Get this fucking shit out of here. Go on /r/gay or some gay fucking site for fags and leave us alone. I was never homophobic before I started coming on here, I fucking hate you.
>>28660854
I agree with you anon. Way too many traps are going full attention whore with posting tons of pics of themselves.
t.trap
>>28660983
we need to devise a better system to pair up each trap with a robot that way every robot has a trap gf and every trap has a robot bf and these threads can stop being made
>>28660819
>>add people from 4chan
>>they lose interest
>>or start complaining about thier life and wanting to kill themselves
>>at times it's both where they only chat when they want someone to complain to
yeah i always do that and i end up deleting them because i thought i am annoying them too much
>>28660819
is your name zoey
>>28656636
>mistaking traps for trannies
>posts trap
get out newfag normie cuntknocker
>>28661078
Speed dating
>/r9k/
>No Homo
Y'all faggots pick one.
>>28661185
yeah maybe traps post their contact info or a bio or a pic or some combination of all three and the first robot to (You) them gets to go on an internet speed date with them over skype or something
>>28661234
I was thinking we rent out a restaurant or something lol
>hating traps
>posting on r9k
Do you even know where you are?
>>28661333
yeah i guess we could go to a denny's or something
>>28661348
I hate traps but my penis likes them.
>>28661151
Does r9k hate transgirls? Even if they don't mind their penis?
>>28661144
Nope you got me mixed with someone else
Original
>>28640544
Not him but im smelly too anon
>>28661443
That's because your penis knows that traps know how to take real good care of it.
>>28661467
Transgirls that want to keep theirgirl dicksare the best.
I have been instructed to keep this thread alive so my sir can keep recruiting sissies and build a harem of sluts to service his cock.It is very silly but also very hot
Who wants to be my qt bf?
>>28661557
are you a qt who can be my bf?
>>28661621
>tfw no sir to recruit you
i should just die
>>28661679
are you a qt trap?
originallcommentdesufam
>>28640333
God...
I've seen so much shemale porn lately. At first I just stared at their feminine features, now I need to stare that tiny asian dicklet dead in the face to cum... Vaginas are boring, they don't wave around like the girlcock does.
>>28661752
I think I am :3
oreganotbhsenpai
>>28661679
He said I should give anyone that's interested his email[email protected]he's rich and very persuasive be careful
page 8 bumperino
post more feminine penises
>tfw no wageslave BF to be a housewife for
;-;
>>28662850
Why do you think you'd make a good housewife?
>>28663061
because I'd do anything to make my lover happy!
I'm a worthless stinky NEET weirdo who will never be loved by anyone and lurks threads like THIS only to fantasize about what will never be.
>>28663119
Husband*
You'll do anything to make your husband happy. Isn't that right?
>>28663200
Of course! That's my job as the wife, after all!
>>28660819
desu much of what I do is complaining about my life and entertaining thoughts of suicide
I've never spoken to other anons off 4chan though, and probably never will for that reason
>tfw you will never have your very own Kaname
>>28663222
It sounds like you're off to a good start! If you could wear any girly outfit for your husband, what would it be?
>>28663179
I love stinky NEETs. Why do you think you can't be loved?
>>28661789
any way we can talk desu senpai-pai?
>>28663630
what's stopping you from claiming one here?
post webms
blox
>>28664700
I sincerely doubt anyone would be happy with me.
>>28664927
But anon, you're in a thread specifically for sissies who want to service smelly NEET dicks!
>>28665095
But I'm alsoboring
>>28665183
>boring
>smelly dickPlease let me violate your penis.
i'm not passable but i'd want to wear cute clothes and suck on smelly cocks
>>28665283
I'd gladly give it up for a qt trap.
>I'm oficially a bisexual degenerate
>>28664120
Regarding the romantic side and summing it up, I don't think I have what it takes to have someone fall for me. I don't have any kind of romantic experience (like most of /r9k/) and also lack many mundane skills that everyone seems to have since I've been living inside a cocoon for the past years and missed almost everything in my life.
That's why I believe no one will ever lay an eye on me at this rate, since every other person seems to be more profitable to be around than me.
So I end up being Gondola-like and watching everyone do their stuff, even on a vietnamese cartoon image board.
I haven't gone out for the last two months I believe, plus another two before that. Well, I'm a NEET after all. I just shaved my neckbeard and thought I looked alright when I looked in the mirror, but then realised no one was gonna see me anyways and that I'd need to trim myself further to look even remotively decent in other people's eyes.
Sorry if what I wrote came up as disjointed or weirdly worded senpai, I'm pretty downcast right now. Thanks for the indirect love, I also love everyone in here. Viva la sissy etc
>>28665314
you don't have to look like a Female, you just gotta be qt!
>Tfw Short, Young, yet Chubby
>Tfw No Sissie Mommy Gf to let me suck her girl-cock
>Tfw No sissies at all
>Tfw my half-decent NEET dick will never see the light of day
I wish I could pass better.
>>28666369
and I wish I could get my face under that skirt.
>>28665886
I believe in your ability to groom up and be cute, Anon-kun.
>>28665886
post your dick, faggot
>>28640333
Does this really need to be such a prevalent thing on /r9k/? Half the catalogue consists of tranny and cuck shit now, and no, that wasn't always the case. Why can't you just post this shit on /soc/, where they have a daily trap thread? Are you just posting here because /b/'s tired of your shit or what?
>>28640634
Z-Zac?
>>28666830
yes. most of of love traps and hate women. So taking a feminine mate is the logical next step
>>28641117
hey man, im in 269 myself, could drive to BH
>>28667059
I hate women, but I hate faggots and the kike asspuppets that post this shit a hell of a lot more. Gas yourself, Schlomo.
>>28651918
hey sweetie
>>28667157
>schlomo
fuck off back to your containment board
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> /pol/
Kik: arealsausage
>>28667437
You first.
>>>/soc/
>>28667437
Back to your containment site
>>>>>>>>>>/Tumblr/
I like my cute clothes
>>28667669
I would cuddle with this.
>>28667437
>>>/soc/
>>>/lgbt/
>>>/b/
You irredeemable faggots even have multiple choices in the matter.
>>28667683
W-would you kiss me, too?
I really really like kissing
>>28667713
Of course! I want to flutter my lips all over that tummy.
>>28646958
South Florida here, contact info?
cringy the thread.
>>28667733
That sounds pretty cute
>>28667827
That got super lewd! Cute bp though.
>>28667827do you eat your own cum
>>28667827
be my friend please?
Originalcommento
>>28667705
nah desu senpai, i think well be staying here now.
have some ass you bois
>>28667862
Yep
>>28667840
Thanksi-i hit the wrong picture by mistake
>>28667912tfw sissies who eat their own cum is my fetish
thanks anon
>>28667912
Sure you did...
Your pussy looks very tight. Do you have any toys?
i really want to try a trap gf
>>28667944
It's a Pavlovian thing, I basically trained myself and now I love the taste
>>28667976
Y-yeah, I do
>>28667979
What did you use to train yourself?I'd really love to get myself into it.
Reminder that traps who don't swallow every drop get thrown in the trash
>>28668008
Just cum directly into your mouth, and eventually you'll associate the taste with orgasm. Doesn't take too long
Question, why are all traps whores
>>28668110
Because all men are whores
>>28668110
Because they're degenerate freaks of nature.
>>28668002
>talks about loving kisses
>doesn't post lips
>ran out of hormones
H-how can I get in contact with a boipussy
n-no homo
>tfw my dick always has that musky scent that traps crave
tfw kv cuteboi but there's no smelly neet dick to service in my area :( the midwest is rough
>>28640333
Thinking about trying to be a trap, at least experiment. I'm 5'11 and maintain between 130-135 pounds. Keep myself clean shaven.
>>28668174
that weight at that height is fucking hot
>>28668142I look like original shit
>>28668002
This one and all others by this person have been posted before. We have ourselves a fake.
>>28668174
well post a picture you dumb faggot
>>28668323
you realize people visit these threads more than once
>>28668323
I'm the same person, I'm just a slut with low self esteem. I'll take a timestamp if you really want me to, but I don't wanna get up and get all my stuff. But I will if you want
Does this mean I'm gay now?
>Tfw western WA
>Tfw traps for days
>Tfw they're all upitty with their made-up sexuality terms
>Tfw you're automatically a "chaser" for showing any interest in any of them
It doesn't matter what you find attractive, there's no winning here.
>>28668165
Jesus those soles are beautiful. I demand more.
>>28668154
>tfw
>don't get paid til the 30th
fuck my life
>>28668892
you got it b0ss
Wow this threads been goimg awhile
Time to do more attention whoring I guess
>>28669322
Can you post more pics pls ?
I'm kind of bored what's up everyone
>>28644180
Did Panty make footjob training too?
>>28668322
Shit, I think I know you. You live in Canada, right?
I offered 1k for a temporary open relationship with a qt trap and two traps from this board literally cucked me and didn't accept my offer only teased me. Fuck trap faggots. I hate them so god damn much now.
>>28671624
it's rare to maintain so long a streak of words getting progressively more embarrassing
ahahahaha
open relationship...cucked? you thought you wouldn't get teased for offering a thousand dollars to do a boy in a dress?
Thanks to this thread, I'm now training 3 cute sissies to be good housewives.
Bump to rescue from page 9
>>28641837
No way in hell that's a male ass.
>>28674108
Yeah, it isn't. It's a cute sissy butt!
>>28642112
I near GR. Contact?
>>28640333
>tfw no trap gf to cuddle with and have her call you daddy.
I hate my fucking life.
>>28674697
i-i'm sorry for youdaddy
>>28643955
Saved
Ganjo
I'm still in my chastity cage due to a robot from the first thread. It makes me feel pretty submissive, everyone should try it out!
> mfw trans
> Isolated from society for years while hormones and exercise to their job
> Finally living as myself for months
> Friends form college are gone and too awkward and shy to meet new people
Just came here, had no idea r9k/ was kinda ok with traps.
How do you socialize?
>>28676168
Traps are not the same thing as people who are actually trans.I hate how people don't lurk and use the terms interchangeably.
Traps=Boy who crossdresses because it makes his willy hard
Trans=Genuinely believes they're a girl
>>28670463
Probably not, but Stocking might've.
>>28676294
I know, but even those who aware of the difference make the mistake.
I mean, c'mon, you are seeing a ''guy'' with puffy nipples and you still call it a trap.
At the end, the term is reduced to ''looks like a girl but has a benis'', independently of mental or medical condition.
>>28676294
Eh, I'm ftm and I call myself a reverse trap. The terms have become interchangeable.
Oh no
A boner
Am I gay now?
Can I at least get a qt bf?
>>28676380
A trap is either a trans or crossdresser that looks feminine enough to lure you in and surprise you with a penis.
>>28653756
Why am I seeing this bird fucker more often
>>28640333
I don't want to commit that far Y-yet can we just cuddle and watch movies?
>>28676914
>tfw no qt trap to cuddle and bully on the regular
Everyone I talk to is either in the US or too much of a pussy to meet.
>>28670140
Im surprised this butt gets no attention. Sup cutie, mind spreading dat ass?
>>28676380
The real difference is that trans intend to get rid of their dick eventually while "traps" don't.
4chan doesn't like that for some reason because their closet fag.... i mean... 4chan doesn't like that because their attracted to dicks and hate it when transgirls want it removed.
so when they say trap they don't actually exclude all trans just the trans that want to get their dick removed which is the vast majority.
>>28676380
oh yeah also if a transgirl gets their dick removed its probably much easier to literally "trap" somebody when they dont have a dick anymore.
>>28677521
>The real difference is that trans intend to get rid of their dick
Do we?
Cause I'm not sure yet and I'm feeling inclined to keep it for now. At least until scientists invent magic or something.
Now is an annoyance and cause dysphoria from time to time, but the idea of having such a heavy surgery and go trough a painful recovery for a stupid and useless cosmetic shit... Doesn't feel worthy, man.
>>28677564
How can you ''trap'' if there is no dick?
> It looks like a woman but at the end... it has a vagina(kinda)
That's not a trap
>>28677774
Also think about it, having a dick reduces your dating options. But without it, although a lot of guys will still refuse. Dating options go up by a lot.
So for r9k, a trans having a dick is like a literal chasity belt since in their fantasies, "if in the future they have a trans gf and if transgirls have dicks they can't run to somebody else that easily."
>>28668892
I'm in western wa and theres like no traps here bro. Where are you finding them
>>28677816
>not enjoying the sight of your trap gf's feminine penis flopping around while she rides you
why even live?
>>28677816
>having a dick reduces your dating options
Not really.
It reduces your chance of a ''long term relationship''. But even then, the same reasons why the could dump you for having a benis remain if you don't have it(No biological offspring).
The fact that all the traps on here just show their dicks and ass instantly shows that they only really care about sex. Which means us robots stay robots.
>>28640333
I'd live with a gay man roleplaying as a cute girl.
We'd be happy together.
>>28677893
They're not the kind you see here, they're full-retard MtF Tumblrites who hang out in Seattle. You're not missing anything.
The only reason I've even met any are because of my sister.
>tfw you have an amazingonline bf
It feels good to moan for him over voice and have him cum for me~
>>28640634
Pretty sure this guy used to cast DOTA2 matches.
>>28678012
Not me, I want a nice loving relationship with a robot who will treat me like a real girl
>>28678135
But do you even know how to be a good wife once a robot's made you his girl?
>>28678280
I'd do my best
>>28678280
>a good wife
The fuck are you talking about?
>>28641246
What's your workout routine, original anon?
>>28650633
pls be in europa
> tfw too chaddish to attract traps/fembois who all want quiet skinny, longhaired artsy boys.
All of that bullshit you see in porn/comics/stories about traps and fembois fucking muscular big dick brutes is a fucking lie.
>>28678433
You are going after the wrong traps senpai. I personally like both qt boys and masculine guys
>>28678433
it's not a lie, i only like masculine men. feminine "men" are repulsive.
>>28678527
Pretty much every trap I've spoken to has said I'm too muscular, just bad luck I guess
>>28678433
come on man go fuck some regular vagina girls instead, let us quiet skinny robots have a chance
>mfw most of the traps here look worse than most of the femboys
>>28678649
Girls fucking suck, pussy literally is not worth any effort sex is the biggest meme of all time
>tfw no traps in south michigan.
>>28678433
It's not a lie... Just the idiots here.
I am a short(5'7),small(51kg) femboy and want a big man to love me >>
>>28678792
Am I a big guy?
OG commento
>>28678865
you look really good, i certainly wouldn't turn you down...
unless you're a manlet.
Why is all the action at the US? Southern Europe not even once.
guys what the fuck am I supposed to even talk about with the trap i'm going to fuck
also how do I lose my virginity? should I just go in unprepared and cum prematurely? I think I'm satisfying their fetish that way but it's going to make me feel autistic as hell
not gay...
not gay....
not gay......
>>28679124
I'm in southern Europe...
>>28679065
6'
you're the manlet, now grab the coconut oil & spread that boypussy and i'l make you feel like a real girl
>>28676168
Trannies are fucking disgusting, get lost.
Crossdressing is acceptable, being a mentally ill degenerate is not.
>>28678865
h-how big is your cock?....
o///o
>>28679387
A modest 16-17cm depending on the day
>>28678056
THE GIRLFRIEND IS A LIE!
>>28678865
You look really good~
I wonder how big is your cock.
Mine is a little bigger than expected ><
>>28679616
>16-17cm
>>28679814
I am the original one who talked to him and I am can get to 19cm sometimes..
Some guys like skinny, pathetic, nonfem guys r-right? It's not just femboys only?
>Tfw Chubby Manlet
>Tfw Larger than Average Cock
>Tfw I'll never get to use it due to being chubby manlet
...Why even live
>>28680150
Larger than average?
Do you mean the "5 inches average" meme or a nice 6.5-8"?
>no Dom bf to complain about videogames to
>>28680113
>skinny, pathetic, nonfem guys
You might as well become a cute femboy or girl, anon. Plenty of guys would like you then.
>>28680212
Nearly 7 in. I'd say inbetween 6.5-7 but its leaning more towards 7.
>>28680242
>Tfw no Sub bf who will complain about videogames to me
>>28680150
If you lose weight, your dick will get even bigger :)
>
>>28680318
It will look, not get. It's just hidden.
>>28680318
Yeah... I'm working on the weight, Its just hard not having some sort of bf to inspire me.
>>28680250
If Icould do that, I totally would.
>>28680250
It's not easy.
>>28680365
You can try.
>>28680365
Why can't you?
>>28680391
No, it isn't easy. It'd be worth it to have a bf take care of you and treat you like a submissive girl though, right?
>>28680391
I mean, I've tried cross dressing. My body is somewhat okay, but much too tall. I'm also 27. I just don't think it's an option anymore.
>>28679814
>>28680020
Now now girls plenty to go around.
> You will never have two trap/fembois fighting over your dick IRL
>>28680720
You can fuck him while he fucks me~ I won't mind..
>>28680442
>I'm also 27
Waaaay too old.
>>28680973
I know. Guess I'll commit to trying to fuck people or just give up.
>>28680442
If you're under 6' you can do it. like 10% of girls are that tall so you won't look too odd.
>>28681001
Tall? Skinny? Pathetic? and Older?
You sound like fun, I'd be interested in a qt lanky bf like you.
>>28680821
Let's see that boipussy first
>>28640333
"gays shouldn't marry because they can't have kids!"
>are you a fucking retard oh my god you bigot
"why can't I marry my sister?"
>ewww that's so gross your kids could have birth defects!
>>28681076
Really? D-do you want to give me an email or Skype?
>>28681132
intelligentheavy2 is my skype, I prefer to do text chat over video calls... I'm not a fan of my voice. But I'm not fully against them either.
>>28680442
Iktf. Being too old and too tall sucks.
I have a twink body, but I'm not cute.
>tfw can't be a femboy or get a femboy
>>28640333
How come neets get all the qt traps this is bullshit
>>28681841
Sorry wagie. Neets are the Chad's(Relatively speaking) of the robots
>>28658011
Super cute freckle. Nice butt. I'd pound youif your face is cute :^ )
>>28681982
Neets are the normies of the robots, don't fool yourself.
Where can I find a cute passable trap to fuck senseless?
>>28640333
Fuck off from this board you gay degenerates
I am a medical student with only one eye, an awkward social manner, and $145,000 in student loans. I'm also not a medical student. Where the seattle traps at?
Post your QT'st clothed traps
>>28683052
Anzu is not a trap though
>>28680720
>>28680821
>you will never watch your NEET bf cuck you with a cuter trap
I sent some body shots to a guy on Craigslist looking for a cuteboy and he said I was just his type and he looks pretty cute too.
Should I go for it
>>28683441
>You will never watch your NEET bf fuck a real woman and make fun of you for having a penis
>>28683529
If you enjoy being kidnapped and murdered go for it. On the upside you may just be kidnapped and sold to rich masters at a private auction.
>tfw sir is cooking dinner and you're trying really hard not to touch yourself
>>28683949
This is why traps and sissies should be put in chastity.
>>28640634
Sasha Skye claimed!
>>28683975
I'm waiting really hard for my firstgirldick cageto arrive!
I'm wearing panties and a butt plug right now. Should I go get my cage?
>>28684135
I'm sorry, WHAT? You're telling me you're not caged permanently?
You need to reevaluate your life.
>>28667437
What's up with the SJW libtards on 4Chad recently, I guess reddit and 4Chad share the same millennial user base.
>Huge fetish for boys wearing girly clothes, makeup, and heels
>Traps would rather have a cute natural body and prefer to be naked
Can't you understand that I'd rather fuck you THROUGH a pair of tights?
Cute>>>>>>Sexy
>tfw no big dick NEET BF to ERP with me and bully me
>>28684135
Lock it and flush the key
>>28684381
>millennial
Don't use that as a blanket term. I'm one and chances are, so are you. I'm just as sick of this shit as you are.
>>28684773
I'm not good with ERP but I'm happy to call you a faggot, faggot
>tfw no robot best friend to live with then adopt a sissy into our home and make him serve our every will
>tfw 6'4 + naturally muscular and hairy
>tfw I will never be a qt femboy
Just fuck my whole life up senpai
>>28685218
;w; I think I meant more like teasing and such..h-how big is your dick
>>28685278
I dunno, it's not like I measured it. 6 inches? Maybe 6.5? And why do you WANT to be teased? Are you so pathetic that you actually enjoy when people are mean to you?
>>28684062
It will be there soon, be patient.Also, bump.
>>28685264
you could get yourself a qt femboy though!
they would love to make you feel good..
>>28685359
I-It's not like I like being bullied.. It's just that if some nice looking guy were to like make fun of how big my butt is or how girly my legs are it mightturn me on..a-are you uncut
Found a tranny chat somewhere. lets play a game.
Their all trannies but which one can you tell obviously look like dudes?
http://www.strawpoll.me/10258019
>>28685684
7 is actually kinda cute desu
>>28685684
>obvious dudes
all of them except 7
>I approve, but it's likely due to the camera angle
7
>>28685684
All of them, boyo.
>>28685590
No.
The funs over lads, I'll never be able to properly erp knowing all these girly boys are fantasizing about big sweaty uncut dicks and my parents let the jews steal my foreskin away in the night while I was just a wee infant.
>>28685714
The jews stole your foreskin and they're responsible for this thread. Fight it, brother.
>>28685714
I know this feel
I never got to experience it, but I want my foreskin back
>>28685714
I don't mind! You can bully me instead...
>>28685590
Look what you did to poor anon. You ruined him!!!
>>28685714
>>28685976
;w; I didn't mean to hurt his feelings or anything it's just my preference is all.. sorry..
>Just got home from work
>No qt trap to service my cock
Masturbation is getting tiresome, send help.
>>28682916
They probably congregate on Capitol Hill with the rest of the queers. Be warned, though, all the Seattle area traps I've met have been full-on tumblr FtMs and you will likely get labeled a chaser for showing interest.
>>28685909
It's too late lad, I think I'm just gonna turn in for the night
n-new thread?
>>28686158
What's the bump limit on /r9k/?
>>28686158
Why? So you can make fun of cutfags again YOU FUCKING BITCH
>>28686182
500.500originalposts
>>28686196
I'm with anon. We are now starting the cutfag jihad against these FUCKING TRAP INGRATES.
>tfw you talk with someone for awhile, they cum, and delete you or just never come back on
reeee
>>28686613
Every time. Is it me? Am I just bad at this?
>>28686645
I think it might be them.
Can we cuddle together?
>>28686660
Of course anon, come on over~
>>28686768
I don't know where you live... I want to put my head on your lap really bad!
>>28686893
Oh geez anon, you might not want to do that right now, this thread got me a little 'excited' and I'd hate for you to have my big, stinky package right next to your face
>>28686947
I wanna rest my head on an anons lap while his big bulge pushes into my cheek..
>>28686981
What if your pretty face got me even more excited, and I started to grind my crotch against your soft cheeks? Would you let me undo my pants to relieve the pressure you caused?
>>28686613
>Find a trap to talk to
>Cum eventually
>Feel horrible because I just used them to get off and I know they know
>Can never face them again
>Delete all traces of contact
>Cry silently
>Months go by
>Rinse, repeat
>>28687075
I'd probably be rubbing my face into your bulge anyway.. If you had to let it out and rub it directly against my cheeks that's okay too.. Even if you made me suck it!
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>>28687150
I think I'd let you rub your face into my bulge for a good while first, I want to see the lust in your eyes, to go crazy in shameful desire for my dick. Once I'm convinced you're drooling for my spunk will I let you lightly kick the tip of my throbbing cock