>tfw stealing a robot virginity and savoring all his mana with your estrogenized pink bp.
Wait a moment, i remember this thread!
>>29300271
is it possible that you can only truely lose virginity through vagina/cock sex?
maybe boipucci/cock contact doesn't break the wizard contract though it saps a bit of mana
>>29300271
>tfw probably jail gay but might fall for boypussy meme soon
>>29300378
Don't. I fell for this shit. They are even worse than regular ass women.
Only trust yourself, stick with your hand or plastic puss.
>>29300378
>Someone who browse /r9k/
>Alpha enough to fuck someone in jail
And im trump
I can't stop thinking about cocks. Whenever I get horny, my butt feels empty and I feel the physical urge to fill it. But I'm no longer satisfied with my relatively small toy, but can't move up to something standard sized because I'm too tight.
>Try sticking in three fingers with tons of lube and it just won't happen
I used to be able to do it.
>>29300427
Do you not know the term prison gay?
>>29300468
What the fugging fugg anon
>>29300474
I read it as "Im going to jail soon"
It is pass my sleeping time
>>29300468
https://videos.toypics.net/view/4348/xl-trex-hilted-2/
>>29300402
Yeah most of the time I fap and then I'm not interested in bp anymore but recently I've been thinking about it outside of lust context. uh oh
>you will never have qt trap steal your virginity before you hit 30
>>29300507
jesus christ that video
Ever since I stopped being NEET and got a job I've been SO horny. At work I have to be this professional sexless person so on my days off I turn into a fucking lewd beast that just masturbates intensely for hours and hours. It's like I'm 15 again full of just raw uncontrollable manhood.
Maybe I'll find a nice fag to fuck up the ass for a few hours...
>>29300549
Here if you want to buy it
http://assets.bad-dragon.com/images/product_images/00771_resized.jpg
http://bad-dragon.com/products/stan
>tfw no qt r9k fagboy friends to be cute faggots together
>>29300602
I would offer but everyone who makes posts like these refuses to post a means of contact. You don't really want friends and you're memeing.
Is there any chance of a having a relationship with a cute boy instead of hookup/casual sex? I want to cuddle and do regular things too
>>29300575
Damn I know how you feel. I never thought having a schedule would fuck with me this much.
>>29300658
>Is there any chance of a having a relationship with a cute boy instead of hookup/casual sex?
As long as you find the right cute boy sure.
The issue is that you have to find a shy boy that has potential and train him. You can't really just expect a cute one that's slutty to become pure and loyal.
>>29300468
I know that anon, I have been trying to train myself so I can handle a nice cock instead of just my small toys. I think that unless I'm good enough to take cocks I'm not worthy to find a bf.Also I'm waiting for my tiddies to grow a bit more too.
>>29300654
[email protected]
i actually met a qt teenage boy from here, we had a lot of fun~
Someone should sleep already
>>29300658
also im pretty submissive but also top. seems like most guys want a dominant top which is difficult for me to do
>>29300658
>relationship
Fuck no, they're all sluts and you're a fucking idiot to try and turn a ho into a housewife.
>>29300507
>https://videos.toypics.net/view/4348/xl-trex-hilted-2/
Jesus Christ, I thought those things were purely decorative. I didn't realize that was possible.
>>29300654
it could be due to the fact that tons of summer/normalfaggots bait on here with fake names so people are hugely skeptical
>>29300826
>you will never push anon on his back and straddle him before going in for the kissu
>you will never feel him getting hard under your butt and pull out his shy dick
>ywn ride anons cawk until he prematurely ejaculates then pull him out and give him the suck even though he just nutted
>>29300889
>anal to mouth
NO
I've never fapped to trap or gay shit before but I won't lie: I'd probably do an effeminate, weak and boyish guy in jail just out of frustration. I have a bit of a dominance thing and I'm a pretty big guyfor you
>>29300933
this meme never is not fun
why
>>29300889
Always had this want and you just described it perfectly.then we spoon afterwards and fall asleep in each others arms
>tfw small 5 inch dick
>typical khv, frustrated with lack of love life
>fapped to 2D trap shit and erp but never to real ones
>want to do nothing but take out my pure frustration on some femme asshole but they probably won't even feel it because of the xbox huge toys they always use
The fuck is wrong with me?
>>29300923
>He doesn't have a clean butthole
>Not using an enema
Senpai...
>tfw I have a boyfriend now but I can't stop coming to lewd threads
>>29300986
why does cuddling have to feel so good, i almost never get to do it
>>29300997
5 inch is good size for bp tbqh(i have one)
that's just long enough to reach the sweetest spot without tunneling into the nether
>>29300339
Apparently "sex" has a broad definition. Ultimately to me, penis + vagina = sex.
Shoving your dick in a shit slop pot doesn't count IMO tbqh senpai. There's girls who avoid losing their virginity by taking it in the booty.
>>29301007
Are youbiological female?
>>29301029
I've never cuddled with anyone but just the thought of it feels nice. I think its the togetherness and just being close to someone. Maybe one day
>>29301043
Trap, looking into HRT.
What's the secret to getting a smooth and pink boypussy?
>>29301037
Anything involving genitals is sex. Blowjobs are sex. Anal is DEFINITELY sex. Those girls are just sluts trying to rationalize it.
>>29301088
Time to package my things.
>>29301111
Getting quads is the first step
>Implying femboys and traps aren't more picky and emotionally unstable than women
Would one of you let me impregnate your asshole?
>>29301000
anon splashing water in your ass and shitting it out does not make it clean
bacteria are a thing
>>29300997
I actually don't like to stretch my butthole open with coke can dragon dildos...i mostly use my fingers and sometimes a banana like the amazing atheist desu
>tfw you will never a boipucci
someone post pics so i can jerk it
>>29301037
that's what i learned through some research
apparently a percentage of muslim women have that practice to remain pure until marriage and i've read some doujin were a girl only did anal to save hers as well, meaning somewhere in japan it has a commonplace as well
infact, some basic practitioners of magic use anal sex as sexmagic for rituals...can't remember exactly where i seen it but this was a thing in ancient egypt also
>tfw 4 new trap anthologies get uploaded
>>29301032
>5 inch is good size for bp tbqh
Don't fuck with me now, 5 is a disgrace. Especially since I'm black and I can't even live up to the one good stereotype I got going for me.
>>29301037
Honestly, who buys that shit anyways?
>Oh okay, you're a virgin even though you took 100 dicks to mouth and ass
>>29301120
no, there are definantly loopholes to everything. maybe not for girl/guy but boipucci/guy seems plausible
>>29300271
Q: how to steal robot virginity ?
A: insert penis in the hole with "MEATMINCER" label, then press the button "MINCE"
>>29301264
no it isn't
5 is literally my toy size and it's thin as a roll of quarters
>>29301295
Now I wonder how many fucks come to /r9k/ and say they are KHV even though they fuck countless man ass
>>29301264
>it's a jewish porn stereotype ruins a black qtboys self-esteem episode
>>29301280
it's somewhat supported by science actually
sperms that enter a womans vagina have effect on their bodies chemistry for life and even if she doesn't get pregnant off her first or second etc, load, they stick around for when she does and pass off their genetic data into the sperm/egg combo that do make it even if the sperm was from a different man
look it up if you don't believe me, im serious
>>29301377
Fuck you for making me think of this loophole. Now I can't even trust "fellow" robots.
>>29301377
>it's a nonvirgin homos posting on wizardchan episode
i just wanna to slam some bp and cuddle
are there any cute tranny girls or femboys in the bay area here
How do I turn my asshole into a lewd boipucci?
>>29301450
>it's always a bayarea anon followed by canada poster
i need to freaking move
>>29301383
>black
>qt
kys
>>29301423
>>29301413
willingly abstinent homo's may have been the first wizards
ganondolf was a bp magnet in his apprenticeship
wew
>>29301383
>wants to get blacked
you're just a stacey with a dick
>>29301436
>>29301513
wow ok lmao
don't mind these guys btw you can be cute if you're black
shit you can be cute even if you're not cute
>>29301532
I think it would be much easier to be a virgin neckbeard than to delude oneself into thinking they're a wizard while getting succ from another dude
>>29301472
please do, i need some bp bad, it's driving me nuts
>>29300602
>tfw you are not cute
I KNOW YOURE IN HERE KITSUNE
>>29301549
Literally no better than a woman.
>>29301601
Im surprised this is original
Fucking Hal.
>>29301543
>>29301513
>>29301436
>tfw you cuck /r9k/ homos with a black qt
>>29301549
my thoughts too desu
i like all shades in the rainbow
>tfw neon colors don't exist though
>>29301699
Whats with traps always posting anime girls? Is it compensation or self inserting?
>>29301717
They ultimately want to be an anime girl. That's my conclusion at least.
>>29301334
You can't lie and say 5 doesn't look sad on a black dude. Expecting mandingo coming out of their pants is practically integrated at this point, fake plastic dicks in porn or not.
>>29300271
>"""boypussy""""
No, it is the anus of a man. Stop being in such denial about being a literal faggot.
>>29301717
what's with unironically disliking anime on a javanese fruitcake bulletin board?
>>29301746
That isnt what I was saying at all you cucklord
>>29301717
It's cute!posting anime girls gets me turned on i have no idea why
>>29301743
>not knowing the difference between a boipucci and an asshole
i seriously hope you're joking. if not, kys
>>29301717
>>29301733
I'm not trans. They're just cute.
>>29301760
Smug/lewd anime does this to me. Not normal anime images.
>>29301760tfw no bf to watch anime and get lewd with
>>29301834
It's any kind of anime picture for me, idk why but I always end up getting kinda hard.
>>29301841>no bf to post anime with and fap together
>>29301841
I want to do this but get nervous thinking about it. I'm bad at erp/writingwatched that gif and now im rock hard
>>29301896
>Constantly seeking sexual pleasure, even in the form of posting on an image board casually
is this the true depravity of traps? like, constantly seeking sexual gratification every waking moment instead of jerking off just a couple times a day like the rest of us?
thank you for the insight, very helpful friend
these threads are as cancerous as "fembot" threads. take it to Plebbit, Dumblr, or /lgbt/
>>29301916
Traps aren't human. They've shown this time and time again.
>>29301782
>male asshole = some hair
>"boipucci" = shaved
It's like a halloween costume. You can put a mask on, but at the end of the day you're just a faggot.
>>29301948
THANK YOU. No train, but still.
sageing threads and posting trains all day today
cleaning up the cancer on r9k
>>29301948
>ywn never get samson drunk to the point where he lets his guard down and finally embraces his inner faggot
>he will never sit on your lap and clumsily try to kiss you
>ywn smack that thicc ass
tfw we will literally never run a train on sam-chan
>>29301969
Never could fully agree with you until I could fit all the puzzle pieces in my head perfectly together. I'm convinced that traps should be shot on sight now though.
>>29301990
tfw trains and traps are my two autistic special interests
THANK YOU BASED TRAINPOSTER
>>29301990
samson do you have a BTC address
>>29301990
I never see you in gay threads
>>29301995
how can tripcancer call himself cleaning up anything? by posting BAZINGA trains at that
why is hotaru used as a symbol for gays?
sammy-chan pls tell me to kill myself on vocaroo~
>>29302015
or the 7+ "fembot" anything threads that are PURE attention threads
>>29302032
fags try to bait heteroanons
>>29302032
Everyone want to be Hotaru witha feminine penis.
Boypussy thread number 1352 today.
Reminder that boypussy is harder to come by IRL than Stacey letting you cream pie her.
Additional reminder that you will never be the little girl. No amount of Spiro or estridol or makeup will correct ugly genetics - male or female.
Shaving your asshole and popping estrogen to the point that your dick does not work does not change the fact you were born unattractive and ugly and will never look like 8/10s who can hop to 10/10 with 15 minutes of makeup in the mirror.
Pretty boys (including those that transition) are born. They are not made.
Thinking otherwise is just deluding yourself
>>29302032
at least for my part it's because we look so similar
>>29301990
>sage is a downvote.
I need to leave 4chan for another 5 years. Those tripfags are getting more stupid.
>>29301995
I get angry when drunk these days, I would probably just try and kill you
>>29302088
spamming shit threads with sage posts will kill them eventually
>>29302096
aw that's kind of cute actually
what about after i pin your arms back and kiss you? ;)
>>29302105
>Replied to me even though im not homo
Fucking rude my dude.
>>29302114
Would you ever travle to north korea just to see the old as fuck trains?
>>29302116
especially then, I don't want to be raped by some delusional faggot
>>29302105
stop m8, I don't want a bunch of disgusting tranny stalkers. biologically female anons only
>>29302105
why is he so fucking cute bros
I've had a crush on him ever since I first started posting here
>>29302105
he's alright he just hates my orientation so i'll call him a queef for now
>>29302155
i feel like he's more of a close friend
i've known about samson since i was 13i'm 19 now
>>29302226
I don't hate gay people, just trannies and the fags who make/post in these threads
>>29302116
You can moisten his lips with yours.
>>29302152
>talks to pizza outside of threads
You're a closet tranny chaser
>>29302155
Tell me what you like about him
>>29302073
repressed tranny detected
>>29302288
because Pizza is nice to me, unlike most people. I don't want to fuck "her"
Friendly reminder that Samson fell for the boipucci meme.
Friendly reminder he became one of the many orbiters of Pizza.
Friendly reminder he's still butthurt >she used him.
:^)
>Serious question gets ignored
Maybe this guy just collects train pics and want to sage threads with circlejerking
>>29302425
looks nearly 1:1 like my stoner trans friend
>recorded myself fapping and planned to upload it
>got to embarrassed and deleted it
why do I have to be so sexually shy. I wish I had someone to share trap pics with again
Why not just get a girl.
way more holes to fill.
know what am sayin?
>You will never be forcefully pumped full of estrogen until you can't be separated from the average cock hungry sissy in this thread.
Feels bad fampai.
I always wanted to be forcefully feminized and become a cumfiend.
>>29302888
not a trap but I've done the same thing. Uploaded a couple videos but most of the time I delete them after I cum out of shame
>>29302917
Quality =/= Quantity
know what am sayin?
>>29302971
stop kidding yourself.
a person shouldn't lower himself to fuck beta boys that think that they're girls.
you're either desperate or watched to many Animes
>>29303075
just fuck off
leave this thread if you're not a faggot
>>29303075
I never said im one of this people who want boys to be girls, i like dicks
>>29303140
he is semi right about prison gays
>>29303161
l Iuv u
>>29302971
>Traps
>Quality
They have more emotional baggage than your body has room for
>>29302425
I don't orbit anyone anymore, especially not mentally ill men
>>29303288
i know
>>29303288
>Implying im talking only about traps
I know how bad they can be
>>29303688
We even got the same dubs, perfect<3
>>29303075
Why do other people's tastes bother you so much?
What if you want to be a trap and want to be with a girl?
Which one of you sissies is >>>/lgbt/6392314
??
>>29303922
You'll be hated by both /pol/ and /lgbt/
>>29303930what's the AGP meme?
>>29300717
full pic?? shieet..
>>29300271
>tfw a cute femboy will never steal my virginity
Tfw this op pic gives me an instant boner every time I see it
Id fuck a trap or traplike but most want bearmodes and Im thin at 6 foot 165 lbs
>>29305138
it's Hotaru magic
also
>this thread
>>29305301
that's not true at all
fuck me and call me a girl bro
