>2am at night and my dad literally just walked in on me masturbating
WHY IS HE STILL AWAKE
Personally I'd never walk in on someone at 2am.
Chances are they're doing something weird.
>>29300527
Probably because you were moaning like a japanese pornstar.
>>29300557
That was pretty good, senpai. I chuckled.
>>29300551
Post things you do at 2 AM
>4chan
>watch anime
>remember each and every one of your failures since you can first remember
>cry about them
>check dubs on /po/
>shitpost in modless threads
>realize that you have no friends and that you spend most of your time talking to imaginary people who have better lives than you on a website that has no logical reason for existence in the year 2016
>>29300697
>4chan
>vidya
>popping a benzo or two because I really ought to go to sleep
>watching some jewtube shit
>petting my cat
>trying not to think about what a failure I am
>lying in bed imagining what it would be like to hold someone
>stepmum gets up at 6am
>dad goes to bed at 2am
They literally take shifts to make sure I can't go into the kitchen and microwave something to eat without trying to bombard me with questions about what I am doing in the short, medium and long term.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>3am
>masturbating with VR headset and fleshlight
>Door was closed
>When I take my headset off the door was cracked open
>mfw my family caught me
>>29301240
are ya winning son?
occc
>>29300527
the real question is why is your dad going into your room at 2am when he thinks you're asleep?
>>29301179
Have you ever thought that might be a sign?
>>29301303
Yeah a sign they should leave me the fuck alone and go to bed at a normal time so I can stay up all night on 4chan eating junk food
I didn't ask to be born, so they can very well shut the fuck up when I don't like my life how they want me to.
>>29300697
I got fucking prank called at 2 am by my stupid bitch ex next time I see her I'm busting her stupid whore head open
>>29301272
probably saw my lights on
>>29301240
>tfw when trying to talk to grandma during the day, she can't hear me properly even if I shout at the top of my voice and she's wearing an earpiece
>tfw at 1am in the morning when she's "asleep" she has the ears of a hawk and I can't tiptoe to the kitchen without getting caught
>>29301331
He won't listen to reason anon, don't bother.
>>29301179
>step mum
>literally "my husband's son"
so i guess women can get cucked too
>>29300697
>check dubs on /po/
I tried that twice, and got banned the 2nd time. Never doing that again.
cmon stop it dad