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>2am at night and my dad literally just walked in on me masturbating
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>2am at night and my dad literally just walked in on me masturbating

WHY IS HE STILL AWAKE
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Personally I'd never walk in on someone at 2am.
Chances are they're doing something weird.
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>>29300527
Probably because you were moaning like a japanese pornstar.
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>>29300557
That was pretty good, senpai. I chuckled.
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>>29300551
Post things you do at 2 AM

>4chan
>watch anime
>remember each and every one of your failures since you can first remember
>cry about them
>check dubs on /po/
>shitpost in modless threads
>realize that you have no friends and that you spend most of your time talking to imaginary people who have better lives than you on a website that has no logical reason for existence in the year 2016
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>>29300697
>4chan
>vidya
>popping a benzo or two because I really ought to go to sleep
>watching some jewtube shit
>petting my cat
>trying not to think about what a failure I am
>lying in bed imagining what it would be like to hold someone
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>stepmum gets up at 6am
>dad goes to bed at 2am

They literally take shifts to make sure I can't go into the kitchen and microwave something to eat without trying to bombard me with questions about what I am doing in the short, medium and long term.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>3am
>masturbating with VR headset and fleshlight
>Door was closed
>When I take my headset off the door was cracked open
>mfw my family caught me
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>>29301240
are ya winning son?


occc
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>>29300527
the real question is why is your dad going into your room at 2am when he thinks you're asleep?
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>>29301179
Have you ever thought that might be a sign?
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>>29301303
Yeah a sign they should leave me the fuck alone and go to bed at a normal time so I can stay up all night on 4chan eating junk food

I didn't ask to be born, so they can very well shut the fuck up when I don't like my life how they want me to.
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>>29300697
I got fucking prank called at 2 am by my stupid bitch ex next time I see her I'm busting her stupid whore head open
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>>29301272
probably saw my lights on

>>29301240
>tfw when trying to talk to grandma during the day, she can't hear me properly even if I shout at the top of my voice and she's wearing an earpiece

>tfw at 1am in the morning when she's "asleep" she has the ears of a hawk and I can't tiptoe to the kitchen without getting caught
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>>29301331
He won't listen to reason anon, don't bother.
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>>29301179
>step mum
>literally "my husband's son"

so i guess women can get cucked too
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>>29300697
>check dubs on /po/
I tried that twice, and got banned the 2nd time. Never doing that again.
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cmon stop it dad
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