Fembot feels : regret and shame
> feel very horny
> bf is on meds, has no sex drive at all.
> want to have sex like crazy, he can't get it up
> for some reason start to love his smell, head starts spinning, feel a pounding sensation
> bf leaves and should be gone for some time
> go and try to masturbate, take his old shirt from the basket, put on headphones
> reach an orgasm, start yelling out his name, open eyes
> see him in the doorway with a smug look on his face
> "I had a feeling there was something FISHY going on"
> leave his place
It has been a week now. Why do I feel so shameful over it? I can barely even be next to him and I feel like I did something horrible.
>>27328709
>> "I had a feeling there was something FISHY going on"
probably from the smell lol
>fembot
>talks about her bf
>anime
yup, worst thread of the day
>>27328709
My eyes have been open to the susceptibility of the men here.
You... We must be cleansed in nuclear fire to never lust again.
>>27328773
THATS THE JOKE
Fuckoffrobot
>>27328810
trolld
Personally I'd be flattered.
>>27328709
leave in shame
>>27328773
That was probably his way of making a joke.
>>27328830
Yes, and he probably thinks i'm a sex hungry slut that uses old sweaty shirts to rub myself. The most shitty thing is is that is completely true right now. I hate the fact that I want to have sex so badly now and I resort to masturbating, something I didn't do for many years.
and then you got your period.
good for you.
>tfw no robot to empty my amazon wishlist
>>27328913
> tfw i'm actually on my period
> it's so easy to spot that even anonymous people on a Taiwanese finger puppet board spot it
fuck being a slave to hormones. why couldn't I have been born a male?
> look better as you age, not look worse
> easy to please yourself
> no problems with hormones
> no periods
> no pregnancy
Then again, i'm sure I'd have other problems I can't even imagine about.
Makes me wonder.
Don't guys constantly stress about their testicles getting tangled up or something? Does it even happen?
>>27328709
>smug look on his face
Life is Godly for Chad.
>>27328967
we constantly stress about fucking women
every 5minutes something sexual gets into our mind
fuck off
>>27328899
Cheat on him.
>>27328967
Well there's the whole people actually expect something of you in society but yeah other than that, it's pretty ok.
>>27328993
>6'4
>Anger issues
I'm pretty sure he could kill whoever the guy was (and me) with ease.
>>27328993
Never. Could never do that.
>>27328976
Can't call him a chad. He's 5'7" and when we met he extremely underweight because of a few issues with health.
>>27329006
No, I understand that and I was wrong for not mentioning it. I know that guys have alot more on their shoulders. They're always expected to support their family, to support themselves, to work, to be strong, to fight and die for others. If anything, that's worse than what a woman could ever have.
I suppose it also depends on the life you end up having, but there should be a reason why men lead in suicides in every single study.
BUT, it also seems like men are able to control their life more, or a better expression would be, men are able to make most of what they get and build ontop of it.
>>27328709
Why do the girls here think they are fembots when you all have boyfriends? You're all fucking stupid.
>>27329046
>>27329065
>First thing listed is height
Why are women so obsessed with it?
>>27329074
Height is attractive, what's wrong with that? You're less of a man if you're short. It's fine.
>>27328709
>bf
this is why there is no such thing as a fembot
>>27329074
Women are a meme gender. You should never give a damn about what women want or care about
>>27329074
More of a thing that has always been circling r9k I guess. If you're 6'0"+, you either chad or a failed chad. Chad lite.
>mfw watching /r9k/ fall for another man role playing as a girl
Happens every time, wew
>>27328989
That's only for virgins fuck off
>>27329090
even if it's just roleplay I want to pretend a woman talks to me.
>>27329074
> not caring about height
>>27329065
>BUT, it also seems like men are able to control their life more, or a better expression would be, men are able to make most of what they get and build ontop of it.
You mean because men actually go out and do something about it, rather than just whine about how it's not fair and that everyone else (but never themselves) should change it?
Remember to sage, everyone.
>>27328899
>he probably thinks I'm a sex hungry slut
You're not. You just have pent up sexual tension. Everyone jerks it, femanon. And everyone thinks everyone else doesn't jerk it.
Why did you leave his place?
You wen't through his shit and that's not cool. You should apologize. Overall in the longrun the relationship won't work if he doesn't find a drive
>>27329118
I mean most losers around here don't do shit about it either, it just happens that it's expected of men to not be losers so we get more shit for it if we don't.
>>27329101
>telling a virgin to fuck off
Do you know where you are?
>>27328967
>easy to please yourself
Not if you're circumcised, which you probably would be if you were a male.
Having a circumcised dick is like trying to really taste food after you get half your tongue cut off.
>>27329166
How would you know that though? Plenty of cut guys get off just fine.
uncut here btw.
>>27328967
>no problem with hormones
How many of these threads are you going to make you lonely neck beard? I feel kind of bad for you...
>>27329129
I was going to visit my mother in a few days. Decided to leave early because he kept throwing snarky remarks. I know he didn't do it to do something bad, but it made me feel bad about what I did even more than before.
He was also probably doing it because a few weeks before that we had a discussion about masturbation and I said I don't see myself doing it. Hows that for hypocritical.
>>27329137
Well I do our laundry while living together, so it's not like I just went through his stuff.
He always had a drive, but he's on meds now and the drive is completely gone.
>>27329189
Well I guess I didn't meet that many guys or talk with them about hormones, but it can't be worse for guys than for women, can it?
why do you come here? Just to subtly brag to a bunch of lonely people about your boyfriend? Drink bleach you unsympathetic bitch
>>27328967
It's a case of the grass is greener on the other side. There are ups and downs to both sexes and there is no one that is definitely easier than the other. One might be easier for a specific person but it's impossible to say. You would be a completely different person if you were born male.
>>27328967
>easy to please yourself
yes, but we get less pleasure since we have less nerves in our satisfaction spots, while you pussy is flooded with them. also, being circumsized cuts down the pleasure for at least a double.
>>27328967
If you really belonged here, you would never have to worry about pregnancy or relationship problems.
>>27328709
>being 16
just leaveeeeee
Seeing femanons complain about their boyfriends makes me more bitter than I already am. I wish I wasn't too fucked up for a relationship yet you roasties are here whining.
>>27329350
I dunno if it actually makes it better but they're not really whining, just trying to pick low hanging attention.
>>27329073
This to be quite honest family. I'd be surprised to see a woman here who isn't a normal fag attention whore...
>tfw no qt passionate blushfapping gf
>>27328709
Why do people post this shit?
>fembot
It's a meme, if you are female you can't be a robot. That's just how it is.
Stop fucking validating this bitch you pussy ass orbiters
>>27328709
ReeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEE FEMBOTS AREN'T REAL REEEEEEEEEEE
>>27329365
Literally this
>muh bf
Naw seriously ladies not even trying to be that guy but you need to leave and propagate lolcow or cgl
>but the women are worse than the men
>but women be straight bitches r-r-right?
And?
Fuck off. Seriously you're just baiting at this point and you know how annoying this is.
>but I'm a fembot 2 ;^)
No you're woman with a bf....someone you're letting fuck you because you care about him or find him attractive.
You aren't a robot...you aren't even a cyborg and you're definitely not a failed normie.
You're a normie female through and through.
>>27329219
Was here since 2008 and came back again when the board was reopened. It was never created for what it is now, and it was even removed because of what it became.
Only during 2014 did it become a complete and utter free for all.
>>27329257
Then why do it? Not an American, so I have no idea why do men get circumsized so much there. Is it because of somekind of medical condition? Religious reasons?
>>27329365
I don't deny this at all.
>>27329402
> it's a meme
robot is a meme to begin with. This whole boards culture is one meme that went completely overboard.
>going on vacation for a few days
>get pet tanks set up with special food and stuff so they will have enough while I'm gone
This is the first time I've left some of them alone. I know they will be fine but still. I feel odd.
>>27329439
>I don't deny this at all.
You could at least start a thread where you give something back in exchange for attention instead of just shitting this place up.
>>27329439
>Then why do it? Not an American, so I have no idea why do men get circumsized so much there. Is it because of somekind of medical condition? Religious reasons?
Its mostly the doctors pushing for it, because they can use the foreskins for things like skin grafts, etc. without having to actually buy the skin for the treatment. They just keep the foreskins for free, and use them when they need to do a skin graft.
Foreskins are also used in a lot of women's cosmetic products.
So, the reason is money.
>>27328967
>Then again, i'm sure I'd have other problems I can't even imagine about.
Yes, like having had your genitals mutilated even though you live in a country that supposedly supports "human rights".
>>27329166
Cutfag here btw
It's not too hard (lel), I can get off in like 1.5 minutes with no problem, but I do feel kinda cheated out of muh foreskin.
>tfw you're 26 and still get excited over new toys
I hate autism.
>>27328899
>something I didn't do for many years.
I know this feel. I was so much hotter as a younger girl. I hate myself for not being a bigger slut. I didn't even know what powers I had because my self esteem is so low.
Now I've hit the wall and it's too late to slut it up cos no one wants it anymore.
I'm permavirgin now. Not that I was ever even that attractive before.
>>27328899
>I hate the fact that I want to have sex so badly now and I resort to masturbating, something I didn't do for many years.
I know girls don't do it as much as guys, but get real. +90% of guys masturbate on a regular basis - and unless they are getting it at whatever frequency they masturbate at then they are still going to be masturbating.
I don't know why girls have this stigma about masturbating. I mean I want you to have sex with me (speaking metaphorically), but if I'm not available then take care of it yourself. I know I do. If it wasn't for his meds I'd say record that shit and share it with him later....so fucking hot.
>>27328709
thats fuckign hot can I be your bf?
my dick works!
I can scare that faggot off
>>27328967
>>27329219
>no problem with hormones
It's a fucking hell
i have the opposite problem
I'm on meds and my bf wants sex way more than i do. i barely have a sex drive and can only really get it up every couple days unless i force myself. i feel bad, but i know he wouldn't want me to have sex with him if i wasn't feeling it. i'm still very attracted to him and love him lots, but i don't feel like i do enough for him.
>>27329439
>Not an American, so I have no idea why do men get circumsized so much there. Is it because of somekind of medical condition? Religious reasons?
*Men* rarely get circumcised here in the US. It's usually done to us when we're babies because a common belief is that the foreskin is ugly, or dangerous. But that wasn't the original reason why it became popular here.
It became popular here to make it harder and less pleasurable to masturbate. That's the main reason.
Americans also used to do shit like put sutures through little boy's dicks to make it painful for them to get erections, or make them wear chastity belts.
>>27328709
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
GTFO GTFO OFF THIS BOARD REEEEEEEEEEEEEE GO BACK TO TUMBLR OR REDDIT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
DELETE THIS POST REEEEEEEEEEEE
Fembot
> bf
God just take me already, I'll start going to church i swear.
There used to be someone who called out these threads asking for mods to delete.
Oh yeah that was me. I just gave up.
>that feeling of when no shut in gf who would do weeb shit with me
>tfw make a skype group for ugly femanons last night
>it goes successful as heck and everyone is sweet
>>27328709
>fembot
>bf
OP I hope you fucking die in fire after your bf dump you. Fucking whore go ruin another board
>>27329918
You're fine
>>27328922
*opens beta bux*
I only orbit 9/10 Stacie's though .
>>27331567
i know this feel
I don't even care if she's fat or ugly
I just want her to be a nice person and share my interests
>>27332334
I see you are a man of culture as well.
>>27332405
Indeed my friend
>>27332427
>tfw know a girl that shares all my tastes and perverted stuff
>she has a bf
JUST
>>27331567
>>27332334
top-level tastes, my dudes
Be me.
>Constantly thinking about how Japan is the only good country on Earth
>South Korea is the second best
>Look up circumcision rates on Wikipedia
>75% of South Korean males are circumcised
Oh my fucking god. What the fuck? There's a lot of Manhwa and games with moe art styles, so I just assumed...
I mean they're probably still the second smartest overall, right? If you don't count parents of course.
>>27328709
I know better than to reply to femanon troll posts, but I'm doing it anyway because I've seen actual robots do this
>put on headphones to fap
Why? You're gonna pleasure yourself, not work out or sing along. You're just putting yourself in a shitty position, where you're doing something embarrassing, and can't hear what's going on around you. How fucking dense do you have to be to do that?
>>27332711
South Korean circumcision prevalence has begun to drop
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/23227923
>>27332896
They will defeat it.
>>27329158
This is /r9k/ for original robot like content, you're looking for /wizard/.
>>27328709
>>27328792
/cgl/ lives matter
>>27328709
How many times do you need to be told, that you are not a fembot, if they existed, which they don't you wouldn't fucking qualify with your bf you fucking rancid cunt, an hero right now and make the world a better place
>>27329439
>find gf masturbating while whining my name
>cum in my pants
You are insecure.
Tits or gtfo
>>27329166
>Having a circumcised dick is like trying to really taste food after you get half your tongue cut off.
The better analogy would be that you didn't have your sense of smell because it plays a role in how you taste food. When people get older and have a weaker sense of smell they find food to become more bland than it once was.
Also I can masturbate without lotion while I am cut. Sure it sucks but it isn't debilitating.
