>tfw parents are kicking me out of the house if I don't get a job and a gf by the end of the month
>>29063669
Enjoy being homeless
They want to motivate you. They probably won't kick you out but they'll be mad if you don't try.
>>29063669
>tfw gf but no job
being a handsome has its perks
>>29063669
If you kill them then it's not a problem anymore.
Call their bluff and pee on their carpet to show dominance.
>tfw parents said i have to get a blowjob from a girl by the end of the weekend or they're kicking me out
>>29063669
Just focus on getting a job, or at least interviews.
If you're broke with no job, a girlfriend will just siphon what little money you have left.
Save money and rub one out.
You will meet a grill eventually
>>29063851
True.
Getting a job is my goal for now. Gping ftw. No Girl selects unemployed lazy bf living with parents. Gotta get some money first then think about having a gf. Will happen eventually. Trying to turn my life around, start from scratch, stop being a loser. Wish me luck.
>>29063669
ask them if they'll compromise and make it so you only have to get an internet GF not an IRL GF
>tfw folks say i have to bang a tight south american twink by tomorrow morning or else i'm dead
>>29063669
>Obama said he would cut my section 8 housing if I dont quit my job and knock up a white gurl
>>29063669
they can't fucking make somebody employ you
as long as i went to interviews, went to doctor, went to counselling they were fine with it, you can't do anymore
they know now that i'm unemployable and nobody would hire me to look after a goldfish so it's cool now
just keep making an effort and then they will feel sorry for you, parents do not see you how the rest of the world sees you, and sometimes they need to rejigger their thinking
>hated me when they thought i was lazy
>became really nice when they realized what a brainwrong i actually am
>>29063669
>parents are kicking me out of the house if I don't become 6'3 with a 8 inch by 5 inch dick by the end of the month
>>29064016
Wouldn't be easy to off yourself
Why do you want to be another slave bot average Joe
Luckily my parents died and I inherited a fortune I won't be able to spend, also I keep founding money my dad had a safebox at the bank lol and by the end of the year I am charging two life insurances, plus real states lol
Basically I take xanax + pot and play MMORPG all day long
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>tfw parents are neutering me if I don't fuck a girl by the end of next week
They said if I don't use it I don't need it. Hookers don't count.
>>29064285
>tfw parents are kicking me out of the house if I don't just be myself by the end of the month
>parents are kicking me out if I don't have a successful business and a wife and 3 kids by the end of the month
>>29064409
I have no desire to do anything else
Just want to get some money,find a gf and get out
>tfw parents are kicking me out of the house if I don't become a cute passable tranny by the end of the month
JUST
>tfw parents are kicking me out if i don't try to improve my life by the end of the month
>tfw your parents genuinely believe you could have a happy life if you weren't so scared of trying
>tfw you parents refuse to accept you are a lost cause
>>29064717
wait we could potentially knock out two birds with one stone
if OP does whatever he can to help you become a cute possible tranny by the end of the month, will you agree to be his girlfriend?
>>29064749
the first step i'll take is not coming back to r9k/4chan ever again...
I realized that if I want to change the only one who can do it is myself...tired of saying "later" to everything.
>>29064975
good luck
maybe i'll see you on the other side
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>>29063818
>tfw parents are giving me a sex change if I don't double team a girl by next month
