All the beautiful boys and girls are out there having sex
What the hell are you doing here?
>>29063907
gf was with family
smoking weed, playing guitar, browsing r9k.
Listening to Manson's "The Beautiful People" and shitposting on /r9k/. What else?
>>29063907
>Drinking, listening to nostalgic music, and then eventually crying myself to sleep
>>29063907
not being beautiful
>>29063980
That's a shame anon
It gets better
But by the time it does everyone's old and ugly and your penis doesn't work
Taking my after-work shit and trying hard to stay conscious while doing so.
>>29063907
Not sleeping, that's for sure.
Up eating day old pizza, drinking ginger beer - basically living the dream.
>>29064240
i am already old enough to have significantly less erection function and gray hair. I missed out on every good part of life.
>>29064310
Oh and I'm watching anime, I forgot to mention.
Taking a poop break, jesus. Can't a guy poop once in a while in a toilet instead of sexually on a girl's chest and face?
>>29064240
This made me chuckle. Just the way you nonchalantly added "and your penis won't work" there at the end caught me off quard.
>>29063953
Are you me?
I know your pain, friend
>>29063907
PLAYING VIDEO GAMES, NIGGA
>>29063907
Trying to find women on r9k who live in TX f a m.
>>29064394
No, but we can suffer together
>>29064326
No anon, you really want to be sexually defecating about once per day, we covered this in orientation.
>>29064489
this is bullshit, being a normie is exhausting. you guys get to poop in jugs, i have to poop on jugs. bet your jugs don't moan and talk to you when you're trying to concentrate on a perfect loaf pinch.
>>29064534
> Loaf pinch
I actually laughed at this, thanks for that
>>29064432
There's some solace knowing that someone out there shares these feels.
Cheers brother, in hopes of better days ahead.
>>29064560
>>29064366
Someone is going through and giving dry compliments to every single bit of humor on this page
>>29064560
hooray! i'm laughing about the image of pooping on a girl's chest and then making her lie there while you wipe for 10 minutes and toss the used toilet paper on the mound of poop on her chest.
Watching dragon ball in my queen sized bed
>>29063907
I work in the morning cause I'm a normie. Not all its cracked up to be buddy. I'd rather be a NEET and stay up as long as I want and wake up whenever I want.
I don't know what you're talking about, and frankly I find it offensive.
>>29064635
>>29064699
,
Whoops, meant to do this - oh well.
>>29064784
i got what you meant and honestly i think it's nice what you're doing
>>29064690
Looks cozy as fuck. Congrats
>>29064809
I joke, it's really early in Britain, and I'm still drunk.
>>29064822
Fuck, seeing you say cozy makes me want to fill this thread with cozy images.
>>29064615
Cheers.
What are you listening to, if you don't mind me asking?
>>29064822
Lots of empty space tho but I guess it's for all you lonely pepes out there
>>29065088
you shutting the fuck up, hopefully!
looking at my bitch gfs red ass after I whipped it after she sucked my cock-fucking whore
>>29065136
>you shutting the fuck up, hopefully!
o-ok then
>>29065191
no no sorry sorry don't go away, i'm not the guy you were talking to i'm just a random asshole. soz bro soz soz don't lose your sweet connection with that man
>>29065211
why would you do that
bumping in case the other anon is still around
>>29063907
getting drunk, playing bloodborne, and lamenting how hard it is to make the kos parasite good because you have to chalice HARD to get gems
>>29063907
It doesn't take an entire evening to have sex, son. Do you just imagine Chad pounds pussy for hours at a time? That would fucking suck.
>>29065860
oh thank God you saw that. i was feeling so bad. as long as you know it wasn't him who said that. maybe he'll come back. i hope i didn't scare him away :( you were gonna be friends :( and i had to make my LITTLE FUCKING JOKE. why am i such a GAY RETARD SOMETIMES I MEAN ALL THE FUCKING TIME I'M ALWAYS A GAY STUPID RETARD FUCK MY ASS I'M A FAGGOT GAY RETARD PENIS FUCKER STUPID PENIS FAGGOT GAY PENIS RETARD FUCK PENIS ASSHOLE SHIT FUCK DOO DOO PENIS FUCKY SHIT FUCK FAG PENIS RETARD FUCKING GAY BITCH but i'm glad you saw that and i do apologize.
>>29065891
I dunno man. I didn't do any chalices and I clean up shop pretty nicely with the parasite. Maybe your arcane
>>29063928
I bet your gf's "family" has a 12" black cock
>>29065926
*Maybe your arcane needs upping?
>>29065913
STOP lT!!!!
REEEEEE
>>29065913
grow up spaz
>>29065970
hey fuck you i did stop and now i'm helping
>>29065990
hey fuck you i did stop and now i'm jelqing
Drunk and crying to video game soundtracks from when I was a kid
>>29065929
Black people don't live here :(
