How do your parents feel about your gf? Do they like her?
>>29063960
>How do your parents feel about your gf?
>your gf?
no
stop that
shoo
go away
>gf
Heh
My parents dont know about my qt bf
I would never take her to meet my parents. I paid an old couple to pretend to be them for a day.
>>29064063
What's wrong with your real parents?
Asking the wrong question in the wrong place to the wrong people.
Ask this on /soc/ or reddit.
Fuck off and die.
>>29063960
She threw away my onahole, so I guess she didn't appreciate her
>>29064097
Nothing I do is ever good enough for them. I don't want them to make her comfortable and try to drive us apart.
>>29063960
Lmeo. Get a load of this kuck.
>>29063960
Like i'll ever have a girlfriend
![e2160154f215a325b0fc73f866039311_400x400[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/YOb5HaF.jpg "e2160154f215a325b0fc73f866039311_400x400[1].jpg")
My fetish is watching my parents fuck my girlfriend, so uh, yeah, I think they like her!
>>29063960
My parents don't know/she lives across the Atlantic/this is a recent development
My parents are pretty desperate now. I've accepted I may never have a gf, but my parents are going to take it hard.
Any time I do talk to a girl, there is this pressure to make her like me, even in the most casual situations. The pressure is only going to get worse with time.
>>29064450
it's worse than you think. soon the pressure will be making her think you don't like her. because if you're gross and she thinks you like her, God help you.
My parents think I'm stupid for dating somebody who makes so much less than me, but otherwise they like him I guess.
hahahahahahahahahahah
Oh anon how you joke
>gf
wow, you got me good.
I dunno if they'd approve of my gf heh heh.
>>29064745
As long as it's best girl, any decent parent would approve.
>>29063960
My parents are literally dead and have been for a long time, which has been very useful for me in many ways.
heh, yeah i like getting wrapped up in her snek tail while I sniff her hair and give her kisses
>>29064851
thats not the spider whore though
>>29064950
meant to reply to this goober hoober >>29064851
>Why are you showing us a picture of a chinese cartoon, son?
Well, I work with my hands so they just stop telling me to shit where I eat.
>>29064987
they just tell me to stop shitting where I eat*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HhPC8W769HY
>>29064977
Why did I think of spiderman when I read this?
>>29065151
shit man, i don't know. the word "spider?" think that might have triggered your little pea brain? grow a dick, bozo.
>>29065188
Why grow a dick when I can utilize my new-found vagina?
>>29065214
oh God you would be a disaster trying to navigate vagina ownership. better go with the dick, it's more your speed.
>>29065247
Do I need a permit?
>>29063960
Who is this anime character?
>>29065278
nah it's like a pop gun, you couldn't hurt a fly with that thing.
>>29065397
Dio Brando
FAG FAG FAAAG
NO-its just me and my moms and she doesn't like her AT ALL.
My gf just polites her to death. She liked my first 2 white trash whores who were sexy but I knew they'd end up for shit. I always liked this asian half breed who lived a floor down from me-yeah she's more cute sexy than hot sexy but the sex is good she is a caring person who likes to do shit like fly kites and enjoy my company so moms can suck off another cop or whatever she's for shit
>>29065493
your whole family doesn't need to exist. neither does probably everyone who lives within 100 miles of you.
>>29065531
sorry that was edgy and gay, i'm sure you're just as worthy/worthless as anyone else.
>>29065549
hate all you want-you and my mother would probably get along great I'll give you her FB
>>29065622
well all right man, do it up! she like butt stuff? and i mean both ways. and i mean both ways both ways. as in putting things in my and her own butt, and eating what naturally comes out of my butt and her butt.
>>29065650
I'm sure you can talk her into it Slick. Just show her who's boss, right?
>>29065701
yeah i guess i never really ask permission before i start doing butt stuff. and i don't really tolerate non-compliance. so yeah, silly question.
>>29065733
Yeah! Don't tolerate that kinda non-compliance! Just be like "You take this reciprocal butt-stuff you harlot!"
Then kill her so she can't tell anyone about the reciprocal butt-stuff. Unless you're cool with that. Then you can have a gf too!
>>29065868
y-yeah! YEAH! not about the killing but rape is ok and a girlfriend would be super neato!
>>29065941
You can't rape the willing.
buttstuffblox
>>29065989
and the rest are for killing! i see now. but seriously though, murder is not a funny joke like rape. murder is serious and actually hurts people. can we joke about something lighter like forcible rape and sexual torture, please? this murder talk is making me uncomfortable, especially since it's in the happy-go-lucky goofy G-rated cartoon humor context of assraping people and forcing them to eat your feces.
>>29066089
What if you raped someone to death and then crammed their mouth with feces? That could be funny, right?
