>dad decided he's cooking tonight
>the kitchen is going to be a vortex of drunken autistic rage until he finishes at 9:00 pm
>no way out of my room
>kinda hungry
What do?
Speaking of what do?
>Be on train when a girl looks at me
>"I recognize you from a subway ad."
>We start to chat and get off at same stop
>Before we part ways, she invites me to her church next day
>Don't believe in God, but like her enough that I go
>Expects me to come back tomorrow, and so do other people who met me there
Honestly, I want to no show man. I don't believe in any of it. I probably could've no showed the first time, but I told her I'd go, so I kept my word.
What do?
>>28730372
I've done this. Pretended to be religious for a cunt.
It's stupid. Just ignore her and don't go.
>>28730394
I don't even want to have sex with her.
I may be misunderstanding, though. Given that this is /r9k/, you may be calling her a cunt, rather than talking about her vag. Not even sure why I posted about this. I stopped asking people and /r9k/ to make decisions for me years ago.
>>28731330
tell her you're not religious, but everyone's really nice. ask her out for some other activity. ultimately irrelevant how she responds, you're being open with her.
>>28729526
Are you me?
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>>28730372
>subway ad
Jared?
I would eat that. Welcome to Serbia...
>>28729526
iktfb
> walk in kitchen
> socks get wet cause theres shit all over the floor
> house smells like vinegar and piss
> empty beer bottles everywhere
> pot of "brown" boiling over
> get a 10 minute lecture on all the different super-herbs that are in this meal
t-thanks for dinner dad
>live with Filipino family for 2 weeks
>mother is really anal about everyone getting fed
>harassed about if I ate or not constantly
>pressured to keep eating
>nobody is hungry anymore
>she cooks more food and pressures everyone to eat more
Jesus fuck, I love this woman but it's like she's trying to fatten me up to stuff me in her fucking oven or some shit.
I'm 5'11" and 130lbs, and I'm sure if I were to live here longer than just 2 weeks, I'd end up gaining 100lbs in a couple months. I end up eating until my stomach hurts.Filipino cooking is to die for though
>>28733120
get a puking fetish
then eat n puke it up
>>28729526
Fucking flatbread pizzas.
>tfw I wish my flatbreads would look half as nice
