ITT: We greentext the best day of my life
I'm fucking waiting.
>>28784650
op, don't expect anyone to contribute to your thread if you aint gonna put any dough in yourself
>>28784650
how am i supposed to know what the best day of your life was?
>>28784867
That's the thing, it hasn't happened yet.probably never either
>>28784650
>wakes up
>shits his pants
>gets out of bed
>skips school
>"hey, I'm not getting beaten up by bullies today!"
>Best day of OP's life
>>28784650
>wake up to morning wood
>think 'hey, it's not to a guy this morning!'
best day of OPs life
>wake up
>there's 3 other huge faggots in bed with me ready to fuck me in the ass
>dad's not home to beat me for being such a disappointment
Best day in the life of OP.
Best day in the life of OP
best day of OPs life
Best day of OP's life
>wake up in my racecar bed
>proceed to have a bowl of dicks for breakfast
>get to school and everyone is gone
>find them standing in the gym all lined up
>it's penis inspection day
>and I'm the inspector
>I'm not using my hands for this
Best day ever in the life of OP
>>28784979
That's the most /fit/ post I've ever seen
>I shook RVD's hand outside a convention. Since then mastubation has improved tenfold
>>28784650
>be OP
>wake up and bugs are gone forever
>>28784650
>wakeup
>be 16
>go to school
>walk home with friend
>your crush actually notices you and sings a love song
>think it was a joke and that youre dreaming
>oh god its actually happening
>too aspie to really talk to her, just let her finish
>to embarassed now and just want to leave at a high note and not make an autismo fool of myself
>nothing really happens with us. still wonder if it was a big joke.
>remember what happened that day 10 years later
Sometimes its like winning a lot of monry but never wanting to spend any of it. What the fuck was wrong with me at that age?
op still hasn't delivered. wtf op? your factory broke down?
> on a camping trip with boy scouts because I'm a loser
>in a mountain range in new Mexico
>woke up early on a mountain ridge
>bit colder than I expected put on my raincoat since I didn't bring any heavy gear
>cooked an ok camp breakfast I think it was like powder eggs or something
>have to trek 9 miles to next site
>it first to orienteer
>get down the ridge ok
>breeze through the valley and start up a trail to a Mesa
>its steep and rocky
>took a but to get up but was rewarding to make it
>had lunch on top nice view
>continue to the campsite
>took the wrong trail for a mile but we nice before Gering too lot nobody seemed to get mad at me
>make it to the campsite
>ignore shitty camp activities just relax and get comfy
>it felt like having friends
>good around and make dinner
> go to the campfire
>they p,ayed janglin by Edward Sharpe and the magnetic zeroes on mandolin and guitar
>holy fug it was like the perfect song
>a thunderstorm rolls in and ends the campfire a little short but they kept playing until lighting anyways
>listening to spooky but comfy storm while I fall asleep
It's all been downhill since, I still listen to that song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yE1qfEVDjNw
Op, where art thou?
