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How does it feel knowing that you have absolutely no control
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How does it feel knowing that you have absolutely no control over your lives and I am the one pulling the strings.

Whoever gets dubs I will let have a gf.
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Woah don't touch me there op
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You have no control over me
You may pull the strings, but I manufacture the strings
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>>29344033
Keep thinking that you fucking roach. Also I will let you have a gf since you got dubs. Congrats.
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what if I already have gf?
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>>29344033
We already have a winner
Good job anon
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>>29343780

may I haz gf mister reptillian?
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>>29344055
You will break up with her in exactly 2 months.
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well shit, no gf for me
gotta keep lifting
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having a gf is overrated anyway ;-;
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but I still want one
maybe some people are destined not to have gfs
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I want a bf, you Communist FAGGOT

>Fucking check em
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sometimes I cry when I think about all the sluts I turned down in highschool for no good reason
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sometimes I wish I was dead already
I can't see any way to fix my life

I lift everyday because when I don't lift I feel like shit
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this whole gf things comes so naturally to some people
but for me it never happens
I think there's something wrong with me
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maybe I'm overthinking it you know
maybe if I don't care as much a girl will magically show up and want to be my gf, just like in one of those japanese cartoons
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Give me marky or give me death.
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I also study pure math, because I've read it's the best way to ease the pain of being
I wasn't very good when I started, but I'm getting better
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>>29344211
YES! The gods smile upon me. Bring me my prize, op
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maybe when I master pure math I'll have a gf
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I study math and lift everyday, try not to think much about not having a gf, but it is hard sometimes
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>>29344211
>>29344233
Give him 2 gfs, master of puppets, or anon if you are kind can you talk with him and use one of your dubs to get me a gf
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I wonder if monks also want gfs
I tried meditation before, but I'm not sure what am I supposed to feel when it is working
I get relaxed when I sit and just experience things without thinking about them, is this it?
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>>29344256
You are a boring pathetic person, no wonder you're single
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>>29343780
You don't control me! I'm my own man!
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>>29344293
>You are a boring pathetic person
I'm certain you are far more entertaining and charismatic. Explains why you too are trying to get repeating numbers to win an imaginary girlfriend.
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>>29344293

I guess you're right, I'm just not very interesting, I do almost the same exact things almost everyday except when I have a particularly shitty day, break down and can't get up from bed. I still get up to lift even on bad days.
Other than lifting weights and studying math I read books and shitpost ocasionally.
I used to have friends and play tabletop RPGs when I was younger but they moved on in life.
I don't get anxiety when talking to girls in an structured environment like a college classroom, but other than that I have no idea what to say to a girl.
I think I'm socially retarded.
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I'd rather have death pls
And soon
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maybe I should get back at playing tabletop RPGs
it was the only thing resembling a hobby that I ever had
maybe I'll find a gf that likes RPG
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>>29344376
You may very well be autistic.
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>>29344413
You will live to be 109.
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this is a winning post do not steal
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who am I kidding, girls don't have enough imagination to enjoy RPG

guess I'll just enroll extra math classes, that should keep me busy
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>>29344441
You have no power over our lives

Check these digits
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There are no strings on me op, and to prove it, I'm gunna roll singles
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>>29343780

what about trips, roach?
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>>29344441
Mother fuck
oregino
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last time I tried enrolling too many classes I failed them all

now I just do it at my own pace, a couple classes per semester, three if I feel particularly awesome

I saw a guy juggling 10 different classes in a semester last year. He was younger than me, in better shape than me, his parents are very wealthy so he doesn't need to work for money and still have plenty of nice things, he's very extrovert and had a gf.

I felt jealous. I've put at least twice as much effort and I don't have half of what he got.
Life can be very difficult if you don't win the genetic lottery I guess.
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I try not to think too much about how others have it easier, because there are certainly people who have it much worse

I'm grateful for being allowed to spend my time studying math, I just wish I weren't such a slow learner

One would think that with great social retardation would come great mathematical prowess, but it is a lie. A surprising number of mathematically apt people I've met are actually quite the extroverts.
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>I am the one pulling the strings.

There is no free will, so no.

And it's not just we who don't have free will. You don't either. The entire concept of free will is incoherent.

You are the product of prior causes.
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>>29343780
Eh honestly I don't care, I accepted the fact that I'm nothing but a roach being controlled by puppetmasterposter.
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GiB me gf, overlord
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>>29344714
>tfw fell for the GiB meme
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Fickb
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>>29344676
Free will exists. It's just that you are controlled by society and the government. They want you to think or act a certain way, buy this, buy that etc... Free will exists in that you can make your own decisions, but those decisions are often limited or controlled.
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no strings on me
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I guess I'll never have a gf
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sometimes I wake up feeling like I have failed as a human being since no girl wants to date me

it doesn't make sad, it's evolution, time and death are essential and I recognize my genes are subpar, it would be detrimental to society there were more people like me
but it makes me angry that I was allowed to grow up in this world when it should be obvious from the get go that I would never amount to anything
people like me should be killed as soon as they are born
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>>29343780
i stopped caring about GFs anymore
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maybe I should join the army
die in a blaze of glory in foreign lands
is 25 too old to join the army?
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I'm not sure if I could go through bootcamp
I'm not lazy and I enjoy strict routines but sometimes I feel like shit and can't do anything
they'd probably jail me if one day I refused to get out of bed or do the usual routine
I'd probably have an emotional break down if someone tried to force me to do something when I'm that bad
and supposed I survived boot camp
how the hell could I handle a real combat situation like that?

nah, my brain chemistry is fucked
you can't make a navy seal out of a bureaucratic clerk
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>>29344863
Last year before too old, better join up soon anon!
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I already have one
original fucking comment
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>>29343780
pls humor a good little roach, master manipulator
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>>29345492
ALRIGHT FUCK YOU THEN
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>>29343780
I am a begging you for make have a gf
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Please give me a clingy affectionate gf.
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please good puppetmaster
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>>29344055
>what if I already have gf?
GET OUT NORMIE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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give me pussy pls
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Please almighty Jewish overlord grant me a gf
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>>29345977
witnessed desu
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>>29346000
What do trips get me? A qt gf or something else?
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I hate women.
I don't want a gf.
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>>29345977
and now it's your turn to get out.
NOOOOW! GET THE FUCK OUT FUCKING NORMIEEEEEEEEEEEES
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>>29346017
He never said anything about trips.

Which means, trips and up don't get you anything.
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>>29346038
OP SAID LET HAVE
I DON'T WANT A GF
YOU CAN HAVE MY ASSIGNED GF
NOW YOU ARE THE NORMIE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>29346000
congrats on your triple 0's, enjoy your black tranny gf
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>>29346076
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU REEEEEEEE I DON'T WANT COOTIES! MMMMOOOOOOOOM
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>>29346100
WHY ARE YOU YELLING AT ME ANON
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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