Boyfriend smells my farts when he thinks I'm asleep.
Marry him
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GET OFF MY FUCKING BOARD YOU ROASTIE
You win this award!
>cum inside
>"I totally don't want you to get pregnant"
No one gives a fuck about anything, do they?
You discovered his fetish, now next time he does it, you push his head deep into your ass and wiggle your butt all over his face. Maybe let a few more out and slowly grind on his face. Let your warm air penetrate deeply into his pores, let him feel the warmth, smell the tangy zap, let his skin be moisturized deeply with all the oils and juice.
this is one of the few fetish i cant understand
>>25281397
Well. You're the one letting him.
>>25281426
Fuck you. Seriously fuck you. You're the reason why r9k is shit now with your shitty pepe memes that facebook using 14 year old teenfags use.
>>25282346
Roastie gettin' toasty in here
>>25282346
Things that make you go hmmm
>roasties trying to act like they belong on /r9k/
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>>25282526
>>25282346
Grow up you scrotes. Just becuase I found this place 5 months ago, doesn't mean it's not just as much mine
Say it with me lads
>shoo shoo roast beef
>>25281397
leave now roastie. we demand it
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>>25282633
Honestly desu desu desu, I come here cause of the easy attention. And the mank deams
>>25282606
Try to be a little more subtle next time