>tfw there's been no rain and your last crop dries up
>>29095570
>tfw sheep doesn't want to be sheared.
>>29095570
Well, in that case, you should probably kill yourself.
>tfw ran out of roundup
>tfw all my merinos get liverfluke
>>29095570
>tfw vineyard burns down from bushfires
>tfw no goon to sell to 12 year olds
>>29095570
>tfw a fox got in the chicken coup again
>that tfw when the cows escape and run onto the road and get eaten by kangaroos.
>Tfw get qt3.14
>She kills herself
I know that feel mate, I'll comeover and we can go have a fire on the creek and drink to our misery.
>tfw all the hot chicks in town have already had 5 kids, and all the uggos have already had 3 husbands
that tfw when your wife leaves you and you have to start fucking the sheep like some sort of degenerate Kiwi.
>tfw rolled my tractor
the calves are all stressed out in the rain
>veal's bad man
>>29095597
>tfw that was me. im a furry. hi.
>>29095618
fuck the abo
>tfw slow internet won't load the bloody CAPTCHA
>tfw been potato farmer for 3 decades
>Father famed potatos
>Grandfather farmed potatos
>Get blight and potatos don't grow
>tfw drought
>tfw bushfire
>tfw flood
>tfw live export ban
>tfw paddocks over run by rabbits.dens are eroding your property and the calicvirus no longer works
>>29095626
were you doing donuts?
>Growing stuff in my garden
>Find all my shit torn up one morning
>Know it was the kids that play in the neighbourhood, they are always being cunts
I have never seriously considered murder before, but I really want those kids to just fuck off
>tfw chickens havn't laid eggs for 2 fucking weeks
Hold me
>tfw the one true God is trying his best to wipe the east coast off the map
the rabbits got over me fence after they all arrived from China.
tfw you know that qt is in heat
and youve run out of gaffer tape....
>Tfw sheep farmer and your cousins visit from New Zealand
big kev died and now you can't get excited
>>29095667
100/10
Muh sides are in fucking orbit
>Tfw you just loaded the soil with nitrogen
>7 inches of rain
Fuck now I have to go measure my rice :/
>>29095661
it sounds like your hens are going through fucking menopause buy some new ones cunt you better not have blown your budget on grog again
>>29095668
this ones too rural for me.
>Tfw get internet
>Everyone telling me to kill myself
>>29095629
kek'd m8
well memed
Who /dairy/ here?
>tfw 500ml of rain in 2 days and my crops are flooded
FUCK LOW PRESSURE COMPLEXES
tfw artificially inseminating mares. Not artificially inseminating qts
no maccas within 50 miles
> farmer wants a wife comes through town.
> it's the female farmer edition
>be me
>go to B&S ball
>chatting up this qt who still has most of her teeth
>first girl I've seen for 6 months
>Bazza comes up
> he says 'Yeah nah this cunts fucked aye fancy a root luv?'
>dim sims fall out of my pocket
>mfw
>wanna jack off to porn
>tfw 56kbps internet
>>29095696
>budget
What budget cunt. Fucking Coles and Woolies aye
>Notice my daughter has been spending a lot of time with the horses lately
Should I be worried?
When the cunts bulldoze your dunny and replace it with a coal seam gas well.
>tfw angus cattle knocked over fence and are all standing on country roads like stunned mullets
>tfw I know some of them are going to become a feature on some poor hipsters hatchback
>tfw I can't say hipster is at fault on insurance
Help
>tfw too many rabbits
>tfw gaps in fence
>tfw selling milk to Coles and Woolies for dirt
>cunts buy the expensive shit
You just can't fucking win. I'm going to kill myself
>tfw can't harvest muh crops today because the missus reckons rain's on the way
>tfw it won't rain for another two weeks
>>29095730
jack off to thumbnails you fucking poof
>tfw uncle farm stops producing nutella for my deers
>>29095740
>farms are nothing more than land to me
>frack your land but that's ok there's millions more farms for me to drill
>tfw dingo eats your baby
>tfw the temptation is rising
When you take a shit and the septic tank overflows.
>tfw you think the rains are here
>but it's kids upstairs eating juicy corn
>>29095664
QUEENSLANDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>tfw about to kill myself
>used the last of the rope to fix the bloody fence
>Howard took muh gunz
>No GP within 5 hours drive
What's a farmer to do fellas?
>>29095808
ayy lel
>29095739
I'd only be worried if you don't have a vida camera mate.
>Tfw horse ranger
>Give it a slap on the arse
>Bucks your missus in the face
>>29095808
Fucking kek 10/10.
>Marge will never believe you when you say that the rains are here.
>>29095623
>that that feel when
>>29095780
genuine kek, noice one m8
>>29095827
Here it is at last
>>29095857
> tfw live on the east coast
> tfw all my clothes flew away today.
>>29095823
find a giant chad kangaroo and slap his girlfriend on the arse.
>tfw crops fail two years in a row
>mfw this year is looking like a bumper season
>>29095910
don't fuck with kangaroos cunt
>Night on the farm
>the wife wont put out
>dont want to jack off again
>then the idea hits you...
What animal do you choose?
>>29095927
gonna get some abo pussy?
>>29095600
kek commento originalio
>>29095934
definitely a goose. 10/10 goose pussy
>tfw no government subsidy or assistance because the trendy inner city kellis and stacys in west melbourne want to do phds in gender studies and smash the patriarchy
>>29095963
10/10 blowjobs too
>>29095968
hey, somebody needs to be smashing the patriarchy. are you gonna do it. i didnt think so.
>>29095730
back in the 90s I just went for .txt sex stories tbqh. I'm still onto it now and girls are a lot more understanding of blasting to that instead of Brazzer style shit.
>>29095934
The majestic rabbit
>>29095780
well farm-memed
>>29095988
>dat goose tongue
>>29095823
>running out of rope
ISHNAFDTTBPH (I seriously hope no actual farmer does this to be perfectly honest)
>>29096037
I really enjoy a good text story. The problem is you have to go through so many shit ones before getting a good one.
>tfw the insurance industry is about to get BTFO by the past weekend
> tfw watching Louis theroux porn doco on abc2
> have to switch to abc to watch Q and A
> it wasn't even a good episode
> I just want to shoot geese in peace
When the pesticide runs off the apples and fucks up the local rivers.
>>29096103
I know the >le you have to go back meme, but /r/gonewildstories is based. But, yeah iktfb
I don't farm but maybe some of you would like this stuff?
https://youtube.com/watch?v=9rSBmOgpcDE
>supermarkets keep fucking over our farmers
Fucking angers me so much that we live in one of the driest/hottest summers in the world and farmers are given shit to deal with these conditions.
>be carp
>get herpes
>die
>>29095780
Nice mr roach
When you want to grow corn but your dad makes you grow sugar cane instead.
>>29095650
It's not blight if they don't grow
>>29096289
They get money to exist. Handouts that fag Marlb-uni students could only dream of.
Farming is a gamble by nature and it's not like they were dumped on the land 15 years ago, it's boom and bust. Like some bloke said in qanda last week about the miners crying poor: If you haven't planned for the lean years you're basically a shitcunt.
>tfw field to plough
