>she takes Chad up the ass
>on you she won't even pass the gas
>>28601925
>Passed the class
>Didn't go ass-to-ass
>Chad calls you a beta cuck
>But on the day of the rope he'll be shit outta luck
>she hit the wall at thirty three
>she still wont even settle for me
>>28602121
owwwwwwwwwww, that hurts
You were crying and masturbating to anime.
While she was getting a ride in Chad's sleigh.
>>28601925
She's taking cock from right and left
You know >that feel when no gf
>chad gets her down on her knee
>meanwhile anon has completed dark souls 3
>>28602524
ayyyyyyyyyyyyyy
right in the feels
>>28602524
>chad put in her pussy, all of his cream
>meanwhile anon bought Stelaris on steam.
>>28602624
>chad buys condoms and lubes
>anon buys hats for team fortress two
>>28602646
>Chad slays pussy
>Anon slays Lich King
>>28602646
>>chad buys condoms and lubes
>>anon buys hats for team fortress dudes
*fixed
>>28602665
>>28602675
>Chad is riding her pussy tight
>Anon is grinding king black dragon all night
>Chad is making her loose
>around your neck you prepare the noose
>>28602692
>while anon laughs at pics on 4chan,
>chad fucks his crush the hardest he can.
>you fap to a teen giving birth
>chad makes her cry with his girth
>>28602773
>anon browses r9k
>chad fucks her all day
>She laughs when Chad calls you a wussy
>He forces you to fuck his boipussy
>another day, another dollar
>she plays slave for him wearing a collar
>>28602803
>He forces you to fuck his boipussy
>anon is fapping alone and depressed
>they're cuddling in bed, chest to chest
>their bodies together, completely undressed
>while anon is gaming, with games, he's obsessed,
>chad fucks her completely,
>caressing her breast.
>you make shitty rhymes
>he pounds her fifty times
>>28602930
A veritable poet.
>you form Hyper Germany in the sequel to Vicky
>Chad fucks her hard and leaves her face sticky
>>28602973
not bad
ajdakdajdajsdk
>you're a veritable poet
>chad tells her to blow it
>you are out picking her flowers
>chad's unloading in her bowels
>you debate whether the trials of life are worth suffering through in order to attain some fantasy of fulfillment
>Chad sticks his dick in her land of excrement
>>28602803
>He forces you to take it up the boipussy
More likely scenario
>>28603091
>you got the girl,you think you cool
>now its time to prep the bull
>>28602814
Oh... :( that got me...
>>28602718
man that hurts
> your crusader kings 2 heir's got an inbred son
> Chad slams her in the bum
Chad fills up your crush
That feeling when no gf
Life blows with the leaves
> you must wagecuck everyday
> she gets fucked every way
You get a new heir,
In crusader kings two,
while your gf has an affair,
she pregnant got too.
Now you don't play, that game anymore,
Raising chads son, now is your chore.
she eats diarrhea straight from chad's anus
she won't even look at your dumb little paynus
>you're grinding some MMORPG
>she's grinding his crotch with her pussy
>Chad licks her feet and sucks her toes
>You beat your meat and stub your toe
>>28603274
>PAYNUS
Ahh! No more PAYNUS! PINESS is always so much more enjoyable
>you sit at home and gain XP
>she's out in the world living things you'll never see
>you cuddle her in your dreams
>Chad fucks her till she screams
>you at home playing civ 5 on prince
>she is on vacation eating chad's shit
>he ties her down and tickles her tummy
>she will never, EVER beg for your cummie
>she giggles relentlessly, holding her piss
>as the sun rises on your bloodshot eyes, you hiss
>she squirms against the duct tape as he caresses her panties
>you spend another morning alone in the basement of your aunt annie's
>her lithe body shakes as he brings her to climax
>you plan to go lay your body on the train tracks
>>28603393
That doesn't rhyme and >you at home doesn't make sense?
>>28603423
>you unpack your dragon dildo
>chad fucks her in the meadow
>every night at the club, chad will pull
>meanwhile, you're stuck prepping the bull
