What are your new years resolutions r9k?
>Stop fapping
>Stick to the gym instead of this on and off bullshit
>Actually make an attempt to flirt with girls instead of being sad about the double standard regarding men having to make the first move
>Kill myself a year from now in case the prior 3 don't make me happier
>>25254716
>stop fapping and porn
>fast at least one time this year for 7 days no food just water
Just to go out more and have an active social life. Ive already been working on it for months. Went from never leaving the house to going out two or three nights a week. I want to get it to about four times a week. It doesnt have to be partying every night, just some form of human contact outside of work. Shouldnt be too hard. Im on three nights this week so far, and tomorrow i already have plans. Who knows about sunday.
get job
play more shows
get ex back
dont fuck up college
I'm making this resolution before new years but I bought a new digital piano and plan to play daily when it shows up.
>>25254716
>cut from 152 pounds to 135 pounds without losing what minuscule amounts of muscle i have
>start lifting weighs
>move to a new city
>begin my masters program
>land an internship
I HATE the idea of "start working out" as a new years resolution, it's the most cliched thing ever
But I was going to do that in August, and started having complications that resulted in needing knee surgery, which I'm now just about fully recovered from. So I'll be an NYR gym faggot, I guess
>exercise EVERY SINGLE DAY with a one day rest allowed in case of emergency
>cut down fapping to 3 times a week TOPS (im at 4+ times a day)
>finish my ARG
>start swimming
>>25254716
>keep up gym and muscle gain
>try and meet people and not be sad and lonely anymore
>work for money and don't spend a lot
>enjoy my first ever apartment
>>25254716
New Year's day is in 7 days.
>Get on EBT
>Get a car
>Get a job
>Go on a vacation during the winter
>Get laid
>Get gf
Stop idling so much
Start dieting
Hit the gym regularly instead of once a week ffs
Get my driver's licence.
>>25254716
>stay on noporn
>fap less often
>aim for daily 3500 kcal
>continue with gym
>rewatch my favorite tvshows/movies
>watch my backlog of tvshows/movies
>get into reading
>do things to reach career goal
>take my dog to the dogpark
>spend less time f5ing on /r9k
>>25254716
Literally this tbqfh mis famila.
>>25254716
>stop drinking every night
>get a job
>ride more
I want to cuddle someone, I bet it feels nice.
Why are people trying to stop fapping?
Fapping is completely healthy and satisfying.
>>25255339
This feel is my feel.
My list is
>get gf
>first kiss
>cuddle
>>25255340
>>>r/atheism
back you go
Your resolutions are way too big, I don't expect most of you to achieve these. Too much "big picture" thinking with overwhelming resolutions.
>>25254716
Same as last year: 1080p
>>25254716
Work out daily, draw & play the guitar daily, stop smoking.
>>25255563
kek
But seriously fapping is probably one of the most destructive things I do; it always makes me feel absolutely pathetic. Unfortunately it is very hard to quit.
>>25255340
When I get depressed I fap and drink too much and then ends up with me feeling more depressed
>>25254716
most definite
>continue losing weight, currently 168 aiming for 160
>work on building muscle
this may involve
>get more money
>get a gym membership
>possibly get a second job to try and put together more funds
>also get back in to biking regularly when winter subsides
>want to try to do 30 miles/week during spring summer
>>25255340
Doubt, nonstop fapping is probably why males these days have such low test levels.
>>25255591
What are your resolutions?
>>25255370
hopefully we both get what we want :3
Same as always.Kill myself
If I don't do it, it's another thing I've failed at doing. If I do, then I've finally done something right.
>read more books
Doable, since I already read a fair bit of stuff in 2015, although it was mostly during the summer.
>run more; stick to workouts more; better form
Also doable, since I had a couple of decent running stretches -- both of which crashed due to my fuckedupness.
>fap less/not at all
Had a full month without it, and then another stretch for about 3.5 weeks. Fairly doable. However... I should add ">don't substitute fapping urges with hookers".
>work on and experiment with ways to take on AvPD and depression
Still pretty much in the dark with this shit, but I'm finding ways out.
Honest to fucking goodness, 2016 is looking like a good year. I actually think I'm going to make it.
>keep lifting and get more gains
>cut at least 15 pounds, most of them before summer
>get a better paid job
>move out
>get a GF
The first two will be easy.
>>25254716
become a ghost:
step 1) gain ability of selective invisibility
step 2) gain ability of selective permeability
step 3) gain ability to mute self
step 4) profit?
>>25255340
takes too much time for me famalam.
>tfw end up fapping 3-5 times a day which takes roughly 1-2 hours everyday
>>25255723
how fucked is your lifesenpai
>>25254716
stop wasting time on stupid shit
lose 20 more pounds
That's all I need to for a good 2016.
>quit smoking
>get fit
>find a job
>take better care of my hygiene
>read more
wew lads it's a huge mountain to climb.
>>25254716
> kyon-kun, denwa
1. Lose 80 lbs
2. Finish school, get into grad school
3. Read a book at least once a week
4. Get gf
5. Kill self if #4 isn't sucessful
6. ?
7. Profit
>>25254716
>quit nicotine products altogether.
Though, besides an occasional cigarette or chew it's been only vaping for years now.
>quit my complete and utter opiate dependence.
I don't know if I'll ever achieve this. I wake up in a panic attack and dose. It's very first thing I do in the morning. Otherwise I'll spend the day running like a madman inside my heart scared of others.
>Further develop my cabinet business.
I need to somehow find more ambition to go bigger.
>become better at making video games - finish or make seriously significant progress a major project!
>Learn a language (start and learn as much as reasonable in a year) - Spanish or French! Still deciding
>Fap less - no more than once every two days!
>Make friends - I have no really good plan for this but I'm sure I'll think of something
>>25257003
>making video games
what a fucking waste of time
>>25256776
>26khv
>20 years of diagnosed depression
>never had a gf
>zero motivation
>younger brother is the perfect son
>>25257082
not that anon but versus what?
>manage my time better
>cut back smoking
>take better care of my hygiene
>live as lovingly as possible
>>25257103
literally anything else
every fucking autist wants to make video games or become a video game developer because they think that playing video games somehow qualifies them
it doesnt because making an actual decent game is so fucking complex and is too much effort into something that is complete shit. actual video games require hundreds if not thousands of software engineers
you're much better off making something like connect four or maybe some simple version of chess
im a CS major btw i've developed a bunch of personal projects and games are pretty cancerous
Robots you need to set measurable goals
S.m.a.r.t goals for those interested
>reach 750lb club (bench, deadlift, squat)
>find a mentor at work to meet weekly
>go on a international trip
All by the end of the year
>no more beers
>>25257216
you're stupid lol
One-man teams have made games before, obviously it's not an open world MMO with zelda dungeons and dark souls combat and you can do anything but you're being pretty faggy and pretentious about the whole thing.
>>25257216
AAA video games don't require thousands of coders; that would be ridiculous. Small indie games can be made with just one person. I've been doing it for fun as a pastime and for me it's a way to make something and learn a lot about a diverse range of subjects. Are you mad about the fedoras that pretend to make games? I get how that culture is annoying, but I wouldn't say it's more or less worthwhile than any other kind of art. Also a CS major by the way.
its inefficient as hell you should spend your time making an actual application thats useful. you'll only be making a subpar game; if you do spend time and make it good you threw a bunch of time out of the window.
i honestly think you spend too much time with pointless shit rather than big picture ideas and problems. you also dont learn any useful marketable skills that employers would want (like using a cloud backend or making android apps).
>>25257268
not being faggy or pretentious im being realistic its a huge time commitment for not much reward
>>25257376
they do. imagine a game like skyrim, or even a call of duty. break down the game to the very basic levels (using an MVC model or whatever) and imagine the different relationships between objects and what efficiency you need and all of the physics and math you need to implement. you need serious manpower.
indie games are pretty cool or even apps i would recommend making one of those but its still not as worth as any other coding project. its low tier to be completely truthful with you
>>25257538
actually scratch that comment about thousands of devs you're right im overestimating the time commitment
>>25257538
Who cares if it takes a lot of time and the final product isn't a masterpiece? It's the process of creation that's fun. Of course I could work on other software projects, I already do that (over this winter break I am making a pretty sick frontend for lots of different entertainment to run on a raspi and connect to my CRT, in the past I have made all sorts of things using different technologies) but games are fun too.
>>25257603
if you want something worth a damn to put on your resume so you can get an internship then you wont waste time making some garbage game.
honestly once you get any internship you put that experience on your resume and its 100x easier getting another internship its glorious.
>>25257685
>muh resume muh internship
Bitch please. Besides I'm not even a CS major and I would never take an internship doing this stupid shit, or a job unless it pays a lot. Nothing I do has anything to do with anything. It's just for fun.
>>25255006
Trust me man, prolonged rest periods here and there are great. Back when I was lifting in high school, whenever I took a week off, I'd come back in and break PRs.
>>25257216
dude but undertale was made by one guy and its in the top 10 in steam, not to mention its an amazing game
Popo peepee
>>25254716
Ask out oneitis (get rejected, inevitably)
Then kms I guess
>>25254716
Get career in order
Make parents proud
Cure hikikomori
Keep up the lifting
Fap less
Patent the exit bag and sell it
>>25257722
disregard everything i said then. if you're not going to take it seriously and actually showcase it as a project then my points fall flat
>>25257789
its doable man but for the rest of us mere mortals we should spend our time elsewhere
>get job
>get car
>get good at either piano or bass
>get enough money to buy something that i will appreciate
>try to revive my social life, and have more self confidence
>read more
>obtain enough muscle mass so i am not a startling sight
>brush teeth, acne wipes, and better self care
>start a youtube channel
>try to not focus on getting a grillfriend as much and instead focus on important things like grades
there is no fukin way i can do the last one btw
>>25257908
> start a youtube channel
you can do that right now
Get to 100 pushups.
I wanna join the airforce when i graduate but I need to get my pushups up.
Besides that I like going into a new year with the mindset of trying to make it the best year yet
>>25254716
Why does she sit like that?
>>25257931
Yeah i have one, i just want to be able to reliably post consistent videos that aren't as cancerous as the vids i am already posting
>>25257908
Hey man no matter what instrument you pick just stick with it, find a song you love, and play the shit out of it. Learn what you need to know to play the song.
>>25257984
what are you posting
>>25254716
>Cut off human contact completely to focus on self and hobbies until classes start again
>Once classes start, socialize more so I have more than 2 groups at hand to hang out with
>Continue my hobbies and once I master a skill, move on and pick up another
>Balance pleasure with work; experiencing satisfaction all the time cheapens the experience.
my resolution is to be myself.
>>25258075
What hobbies are those?
I don't make resolutions for the same reason I don't make a bucket list. It'll just be a list of things I'll never be able to do.
>>25254716
>stop fapping to porn
>eat better and more consistently
>start a proper effort to work out
>bang an escort on my b-day (jan 11th)
>go to the dentist
>attempt to rebuild a social life
>off meds in march
>...get a job
New year's resolutions are cliche, I've started most of this already (started Friday)
>stop the fapping
Just want to see how long I can hold out
>rewatch all fav shows/films
I wish I could experience something for the first time again
>replay all fav vidya and get into more new ones (Overwatch)
I feel like I've neglected vidya for a while and it's like abandoning an important part of my pathetic life. Haven't played much partly because PC maintenance and uni but I hope to replay the classics as soon as my new parts come in
>talk to the womyn I like
Not necessarily about how I feel but I want to actually talk to her and get to know her for once. I've known her for 4 years and we both never spoke to each other intentionally or non work related. I want to change that
How autistic am I?
Why the fuck are all you tards trying to stop jerking off. Really? the one thing that you get satisfaction out of with no reprecussions .
Go on a hobo adventure. I bought a greyhound ticket to a city in georgia called atlanta for the 1st of january. No job, no friends, no money, no direction. I'm committed to this shit.
>>25254716
get really good at a video game and go pro
if not that then kill myself
>either deal with being inferior and accepting that I am not a Chad, never will be and will have to work much harder for everything
>or kill myself
>>25262017
>no money
>no connections
enjoy starving/getting raped and robbed because you slept in the wrong neighborhood.
>>25254716
>live life for once
>beat the living fuck out of my depression I've carried for 2 years now
>build another AR15
>Go get her (if there is a her for me)
>lose some fucking weight, you fat body disgrace
>nofap
Random pic unrelated
>>25254716
Really gonna try next year. This yet was aweful and fantastic but next should give me the most direction
>get a job (half way through the year as have class 8 hours a day for first half)
>finish course
>get recognized for my skills and not seen as the incompetent one
>insert generic dress better and work out more (which have been gradually doing)
>go into the forest or something for a week or two by myself with nothing but basics, WEED LMAO, maybe some psychedelics and reflect on life
And on the lower level
>get gf
>bond more with friends
>make new connections
>>25254716
>Find a job
>Stop masturbating nearly as much as i do
>Stop drinking
>Read more
>>25254716
get in the army
stop hating myself
get blackbelt in tkd (blue atm)
>Start exercising more regularly
>Start trying to go out more
>Read at least 1 decent sized book a week
>Make sure I don't drink and drive.
I don't get plastered and then drive home but it's the next morning I'm talking about. I've had a couple of journeys where I don't really remember getting home and I don't to pull that shit anymore, this was my resolution for 2015 as well and I have improved a lot but I want to really make sure I'm safe to drive home before I leave.
>>25254716
Die.I'm serious.
>>25254880
What have you been doing so far?
>>25262366
Come on bro.
Honestly man we all have shit circumstances, but why not try and get better out of it? I feel like the harder you got it the more introspect you have and itch that you can humor yourself and others around you. Why not try and develop and achieve before letting it all go? Maybe you've achieved a lot and dot realize. Trust me anon you got brighter days.
>break past 3.8x GPA into 3.9x GPA
>Get a perfect score on my PRT
>Write at least one blog post in my blog each month
>Improve my chink-speak skills
>write my book
>properly continue learning Japanese
>try to make the game I want to make at least halfway
I know for a fact that I'll be able to do the first two, but the third will be the hardest. I can't fucking draw for shit and I don't know how to compose so i honestly don't even feel like starting, it's like a giant mountain before me.
>>25261930
I'm with you anonyou're still autism
>workout everyday, no more rest day bullshit
>Get ready everyday faster, don't spend an hour on 4chan after breakfast
>start focusing more on college
>be more positive
>become king of the Earth
>save the whales
>root a different girl every night
>not eat any ice cream.
Every year for the last 5 or 6 years now I've had the same resolutions
>do more drugs
>get better grades
>have more sex
This year I actually achieved the second two. Did less drugs though dammit.
>>25262513
Well I'm no /fit/izen but aren't rest days important for your muscles?
>finally start cooking for myself and learn how to make meals from scratch
>spend late-spring to autumn foraging in the woods for easily identifiable edible mushrooms and prepare them
>eat healthier
First 3 resulutions are practically connected, so that's great.
>start cycling again
>extend on some abstact-shaped characters I made by making them into a children's book or something
>prepare for college course in horticulture and even possibly live residentially at the college for a year from autumn
Looks like a fun and interesting year ahead.
>to stop making unrealistic new years resolutions
I never stick to them anyway.
>>25262540
Yeah rest days are important. But as long as you are doing different muscle groups on different days you will be fine. Also exercising 7 days a week is an overkill. I wouldn't do it more than 5. Diets is just as important.
> give up porn
> give up sugary drinks
> exercise consistently
>earn 500k USD
>Lose 20kg
>Mid year begin bulk, put on 20kg
>hang out with family more often
Cash goal will take 3000+hours of work throughout the year. Body recomp will be tough as I've never taken health or fitness very seriously, although I'm not starting from scratch in this matter. The last point will be tough as I am moving across the country from my family in a week.
If I fail or if I succeed and do not feel any happier, then its time to an hero
Stop wanting to the memory of my sister-in-law drowning last year
Start beating my dog when he "cleans up" my onahole.
Exercise.
>>25254938
1. good
2. might not gel with one
3. no, move on
4. might not gel with 1 and 2
>>25254735
Terrible ideas
>>25254969
Pretty good, I like that you've set a figure in mind.
>>25262528
I like your ambition.
>>25262843
Very healthy
>>25254716
i gave up on having new years resolutions two years ago when I realized I am actually content with my apathy or at least content enough that I don't feel the need to change anything. Women are shit, the worlds a joke, lifes a bitch but drugs are fun.
>get blowie
>get laid
>get a daki
>stop gaining weight (I'm not fat yet but I've put on like 2-3 stone this year)
>get a decent PC and get into PC gaming
>make more effort to learn languages
>go abroad at least once with friends
>go abroad solo at least once
>>25254716
do nothing and attain peace
>>25262528
Well that went to shit at the end.
>>25255599
KEK
>also full house checkd
>>25262366
F a m, don't do it
>>25254716
>>Actually make an attempt to flirt with girls instead of being sad about the double standard regarding men having to make the first move
How? I can't help but get wound up when I'm reminded of this in public.
Not dying
>>25254716
>Not drop out of school again
>Quit being a loser
>Publish a novel
>Reclaim Wales under the name of the rightful king (me)
>>25254716
I've already stopped playing games for 2 years. I stopped drinking soda 5 months ago.
My new years resolution is not to masturbate and to find a good job.
Still 22. I can make it guys.
/fit/ here. Please don't be one of the many, many New Years Resolution'ers that fill up our gym with embarrassing panting and grunting until you give up on your dreams 2 weeks later. We get hundreds of you faggots every year and only a small handful don't rebound 10 fold. Either get real with it or please, just don't come to the gym because all you accomplish is bothering us.
>Start sitting for CPA exam.
>Get new accounting job, one that I won't hate going to every day.
>Start working out regularly.
>Get a more active social life.
>Get GF.
If I can manage at least 3 of those 5, I'll be happy.
