Get in the car femanon. Now.
>>27215179
U-uh-uhmmm n-no thanks..
>>27215179
He is a living caricature of "handsomeness"
>>27215179
w-what is wrong with your face.
And am I not inside a car already?
I know that's supposed to be attractive, but it's too much, he looks disgusting actually.
i'm already in the car you fucking ape
Why am I sat under the steering wheel?
literally every femanon would
>>27215179
>What do you do?
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...I drive.
>>27215179
>>27216132
sike, he doesnt even look human, lol. maybe if he werent so ugly they would :^]
Is it just me or does he look like this guy's brother?
And they say there isn't such a thing as toxic masculinity.
>>27215179
NOPE.
This guy is fucking ugly as hell.
>>27216900
You won't be saying that when you're ovulating and you need a superior DOM Chad's spermatozoa in your cavernous cunt
he looks like an anime
>>27215179
he looks funny
>>27216927
You are totally right. I was wrong and he is so attractive.
He doesn't look deformed at all.
>>27217025
Don't lie to yourself. You're like one of those girls who says shit like "omg, I don't like Chad!! I want a balding manlet with a 2 inch penis!!!! PROMISE!!"
You want Chad. You want him now.
"I would, but I'm really sick and need to get to a bathroom straight away"
>the disgusting excuse is non-confrontational and will lower my potential attacker's arousal
>>27217091
"Ah, I need the bathroom too"
What now, roastie? He's gonna pick you up with 1 hand and rip your clothes off with the other.
>>27217062
She's already gotten in the car she just can't accept it.
>>27217062
I like attractive men. He is not attractive. There are lots of attractive and fit men out there that don't have deformed faces.
>>27217125
>pick you up with 1 hand
This is where my extensive training in being a fat slob kicks in, nobody could do that.
I probably lock myself in a stall and kick at his attempts to crawl under as I scream for help and get out my shitty knife to make a probably unsuccessful attempt to defend myself.
>>27217142
Keep trying to convince yourself. You're not fooling anyone.
>>27217173
He'll kick out your legs, so you fall over, then he'll roll you around like a big marshmellow. He'll do this until he tires you out. When you're sleepy, he'll push back the layers of fat surrounding your axe wound and penetrate it with full force.
>>27217203
>He'll kick out your legs, so you fall over, then he'll roll you around like a big marshmellow. He'll do this until he tires you out. When you're sleepy, he'll push back the layers of fat surrounding your axe wound and penetrate it with full force.
Why is he exerting the effort and risking the criminal charges just to torment me? I dindu nuffin.
>>27217291
He has an unhealthy BBW fetish
>>27217203
Why would I want to sleep with a guy like that? I have sex toys, you know? I don't need him.
>>27217398
>implying you have a choice
lmao
>>27215179
>Teehee, okay Chad! Where are we going? :D
>>27217411
Then I'll just report him for rape. The cops will take one look at him and go "Yep, he did it" and it's off to Sing-Sing for Chadley.
>>27217499
>off to Sing-Sing for Chadley
Grandpa, stop pretending to be a girl on the internet.
>>27217499
Give me your phone femanon. Now.
