What is a typical Day for r9k?
Here's me:
Masturbate
>go to school then come home
Masturbate
>do hw then play vidya
Masturbate
>Netflix
Masturbate
>eat
Masturbate
>more vidya and netflix
Masturbate
>>27215077
Normie scum
>wake up
>get high
>eat
>shitpost online
>start playing vidya but cba so quit
>get high
>shitpost online
>eat
>make plans about how I'm going to improve myself even though I know that I'll never do it
>eat (mum might bringe me back some tendies only on Sundays though)
>get high
>masturbate
>back 2 shitposting
>go to sleep
Same thing every day for the past 6 months
>>27215077
You must be high test to want to fap that much. If only you could harness that power for good.
>>27215077
>wake up at 4:30/5:00
>excercise, go for a walk or jog, or go to gym if shitty weather
>take a shower, brush teeth, groom in general
>make myself some breakfast or go and grab a coffee
>dick around on the internet for an hour or so
>go to discus ring and practice at noon
>throw disc until I get bored (usually by 2:00)
>grab lunch at kroger or whatever
>run errands
>go home
>dick around on internet, maybe draw
>cook and eat early dinner
>watch tv (if skin is acting up throw on some treatment or a face mask)
>brush teeth and wash face
>go to bed at 8:30 / 9:00, watch some netflix on sleep timer
I am just so thankful for my life :))))) and my good sleep schedule :)) and clear skin :))) you know?? :)))
>wake up
>fap in the shower to this qt I cum tributed before
>skip breakfast
>smoke and listen to some comfy deathcore metal
>another passive day at uni
>drive back home
>rain was really relaxing today so I took the long route
>ate a plain salad with lean chicken on the side
>shitposted and played ranked MKX til sunset
>won a few games so I was proud of myself
>exercise; 20 minutes of cardio then 40 minutes of circuit training. No gym, in the house.
>had a fight with my normie brother after workout
>he slammed a door shut on my arm and constantly tried beating at me
>one blow to the jaw from me and I knocked him to the ground
>eat dinner, fruits and veggies.
>get cozy up in my bed with le cat and shitpost some more
Pasta from yesterday's thread, take out the fight and it's my typical day since I was in HS
>>27215077
I just realized this is reversed
>wake up at noon
>make lunch
>go for a run
>come home
>browse the internet
>take a nap
>wake up at 6:00pm
>make dinner
>browse the internet
>sleep at 2:00am
>>27215077
>wake up
>fap
>make some delicious coffee
>watch TV, play vidya
>eat lunch
>browse the internets
>take a shower
>go to work
>browse 4chan at work
>come home
>watch videos
>fall asleep
>repeat
Wake up 2pm
Roll over sleep 2 hours more
Get up
Comb hair
Have coffee and muffin
Internet....news, email
Game on tablet for 2 hours plus
Talk gf at same time (we live together, old fag)
Pet/scratch her dog.
Meditate for short period
Maybe eat something at 4pm
Lay on couch, play game or browse 4chan
Might drive to park at 5 pm to walk a few minutes.
Buy coffee and
Drive home
Might nap
Dinner and tv with gf
10pm gf goes to bed, I browse 4chan, youtube
2am or later go to bed
Repeat
>>27216232
That's a lot less terrifyingly creepy.
>wake up
>shower
>relax or clean my room
>play guitar
>go to work if im scheduled to
>stock for 8 hours being treated like a slave
>come home and eat a lot
>fap
>listen to spotify
>lay down
>sleep to ambient music
>repeat
No PC, social media, or vidya. Gave it all up 6 months ago
>lucid dream
>wake up
>hit snooze
>go to sleep again
>wake up
>hit snooze
>the above repeats about 10 times
>wish I was dead
>go to work
>slack off, steal fruit and play on my phone for about 8 hours
>check my mail
>go home
>eat
>browse internet
>sleep
>lucid dream
Wish I could stay asleep forever
>>27215157
Wouldn't that sort of lifestyle make you the scum though?
>>27216981
Thank you for that image
Original post you know
>wake up at 7
>stay in bed until 8:30
>go buy bread
>eat
>watch TV until 11
>eat
>go on 4chan until 3pm
>eat
>go on 4chan until around 8pm
>eat
>go on 4chan until 11:30pm
>brush teeth
>sleep
>>27216981
Part of me wants to try lucid dreaming, but I think I would probably become addicted.
>>27218320
Don't bother, it isn't real. Just do hallucinogens like normal people.
>wake up at 7:30
>Go to work 8-5
>Help retards with computers and shitpost all day
>Get home, then clean
>talk to group of friends & friend's gf I'm madly in love with (sorry you fucks are gonna be seeing a lot of me ranting bout this) to hang out
>work out, then shower
>stay out until 12-2 am with the group
>cry self to sleep
aaaaaaaaaaaand repeat
>wake up at aroud 11:00 am
>wash my eyes over the sink
>prepare breakfast
>read 4chan and eat breakfast while listening to happy anime music
>play few games of HoN
>watch twitch, browse 4chan and play HoN for the rest of the day
>go to bed tired as fuck at aroud 3:00 am
Every day i try to go to bed sooner but i end up trying to find content to masturbate to for a while.
>>27218367
How do i do hallucinogens legally?
>wake up at noon
>turn on PC and browse the top few posts on /r9k/ to wake up
>go downstairs and get food
>ignore parents while I'm down there
>bring ramen and grapes upstairs
>watch anime while I eat
>eventually sit dishes aside and start browsing /r9k/
>shitpost and listen to music all afternoon
>eventually dinner rolls around
>parents call me downstairs when food is ready
>get food and head back upstairs
>watch anime while I eat
>bring dirty dishes back downstairs
>go back upstairs
>play vidya and listen to music into the late hours of the night
>eventually turn off computer and go to sleep around 3am
Its a life.
>>27218320
It's not addictive and it is very real, don't listen to >>27218367
It's just dreaming though, but you get to shape your dreams. The enjoyment you get from it is proportional to how imaginative you are. You can experience boredom in dreams.
>Wake up after four hours of sleep
>Soaked in sweat despite room being fucking freezing
>Stomach hurts, immediately pack a bowl in my bong to make the pain go away
>lurk /r9k/ and maybe a few other boards
>Put off shower until the last minute at like 12 in the afternoon
>Go to class
>Be totally dull and quiet since I came down from smoking
>Go home
>Smoke more
>Feel stomach growl, hate self for not going to get food
>Lurk 4chan and maybe Reddit more
>Watch extremely boring, long-winded Europa Universalis 4 let's plays, or play it on my own on easy.
>Wait until Dad goes to sleep to finally go eat
>End up eating a bunch of fatty, spicy, or acidic foods right before sleeping
>Smoke another bowl to make myself fall asleep
>Food doesn't get digested, sits in my stomach and makes me hurt for tomorrow
>And repeat.
>>27219311
The only time I was ever like this is when I was going through a phase of intense depression. I can't imagine that being my day to day life.
Thankfully I've recovered since then.
>>27219563
I've been like this for nearly six years now. Ever since high school ended. And that was shit for me as well, I mostly just sat in the back of the classroom and ate lunch by myself.
>wake up
>take medication that stops me from dying, cant eat
>browse internet for 2 hours
>exercise
>eat day's worth of food in one sitting because if i dont ill die
>watch anime
>fap
>take medication
>sleep
>wake up at anytime
>play World Of Tanks
>Listen to music after bored of mindless playing
>jump back on WOT
>back to music
>eat a couple bowls of cereal
>drink
>become even more depressed
>browse 4chan
>fall asleep on chair
>wake up at whatever time with a painful back
>rinse and repeat
>wake up sometime around midnight
>double check to make sure everyone's asleep
>make food
>lurk /pol//r9k/
>repeat
1pm: wake up, shower, eat
2pm-4pm: roleplay, dick around on internet waiting for partner to post responses
4-4:30pm: get ready for work
5-9pm: work
10pm-2am: roleplay, dick around on internet waiting for partner to post responses
2am-4am: Play 3DS games and then go to sleep
>wake up in amazing mood
>make coffee
>eat good breakfast
>lurk 4chan
>listen to music
>play bass
>lurk 4chan
>make lunch
>nap
>wake up
>get depressed
>stay in bed for rest of day
>repeat
>>27219462
I want to fuck girls in muh dreams. How do i do it?
>>27220149
Fucking them is the easy part, cumming is hard to achieve in dreams, for me at least. All I accomplish with those kind of dreams is waking up super horny.
It took me years to master lucid dreaming and very important is learning how to recognize dreams and learning how not to wake up immediately, that part took the longest.
Best time to lucid dream is late night early morning when you wake up and then try to fall asleep in to one. Might not even need lucid dreaming to get what you want, just think about fucking them as you fall asleep. You might not get exactly what you want, but it just might work.
>>27220603
Can you tell me about sleep paralysis? How do i avoid it? How can i make it sexual? I have a horror fetish.
Wake up
>Go to school then come home
>make some protein filled lunch
>do some homework if I feel like it
>dick around on youtube for a bit
>go to gym for 2 hours
>eat dinner
>bed
Fridays I work 12 hour shifts and Sundays I do all the homework I should have done during the week.
>>27215077
you masturbate a lot
>>27220704
Just keep your eyes closed to avoid it, or keep them open and be abducted by aliens or something like that. Don't know how to control those, it's hard to control much when you can't move. Maybe think of the monsters in a sexual way and they will start behaving as such, never tried anything like that. I'm always scared shitless in those. Hallucinations mostly depend on your expectations and your train of thought, just like when tripping on hallucinogens, good thoughts lead to good hallucinations, bad ones to bad hallucinations. I doubt it's easy to think good thoughts when you can't move and are completely powerless.
>>27220890
Do you get sleep paralysis often? What are some major tips you can give for a newfag to get into lucid dreaming?
>>27221010
I used to get them a lot. Nowadays rarely have them because of false awakenings. Periodically I wake up into another dream and lose lucidity, keeps me from actually waking up and as a result don't get much sleep paralysis anymore.
What helped me the most to lucid dream is recurring dreams, like I have this recurring dream where I fly and when I'm awake sometimes try to levitate so that it's hard coded in my brain that it's only possible in dreams. There's tricks like looking at your hand and counting extra fingers or clocks behaving oddly. Need to keep doing those reality checks while awake too so it becomes a force of habit.
>>27215077
>get woken up at 07:00 a.m.
>driven to train station
>take train to city
>walk to college
>listen to people talk
>walk back to train station
>eat lunch
>take train home
>walk back home from train station
>eat snack
>go to room
>turn on computer
>listen to music
>get jittery
>laugh
>masturbate
>eat dinner
>back to room
>masturbate
>go to bed at 03:00 a.m.
>>27215077
>wake up
>lie in bed browsing 4chan for a couple hours
>get up, breakfast
>vidya for a couple hours
>4chan
>vidya for couple hours
>dinner
>4chan
>vidya for a couple hours
>watch a movie/couple episodes of a show in bed, go to sleep
livin dat life lads
