3DPD
-Will cheat on you with Chad
-Loses her beauty with age
-Will divorce you and take half your shit
George of the Jungle
-Strong as he can be
-Lives a life that's free
-Friend to you and me
-Watch out for that tree!!!
JUST
[SPOILER] originality
Chad, Chad,
Chad of the Normies
You will never be
(REEEEEEEEE!!!!)
Get laid by 30!!!!