ITT: autism vs girls
>meet girl in first semester of uni
>she studies medicine
>months go by, we get along
>one day she messages me: anon, you have to ejaculate at least three times a week, it's good for your prostate
>ask her what's going on
>she says she just learned it in a lecture
>tells me it's important to take care of my body
>reply with: ok thanks, will do
>conversation dies out
>haven't really talked in two years
I just remembered it and now I will obsess over this memory for a couple days again, like always. So it's time for another autism general
>>27707505
damn she wanted you to fuck her 3 times a week and you missed it. good job.
>>27707505
She was probably autistic as well
>>27707505
What would've been a good answer, though?
>>27707625
>So.. you're gonna help out with that, right?
>>27707625
Seriously. What are you supposed to say?
>tfw no doctor gf who makes you cum in the name of science
That's some anime gf tier shit
>>27707505
>at party
>get along with everyone, drinking
>sitting on sofa
>chick sits on my lap, leans on me
>5/10, but kinda cute,
>talking to me and her face is really fucking close to mine
>can't think straight, heartrate at 140bpm, arms, legs, face feel numb
>tells me people call her a whore but she just likes sex really much and loves people as who and what they are
>realize i could lose the v-card
>"so do you wanna dance with me anon" she asks
>no
Bump for more stories/missed flags
I wonder if I missed any... I doubt I got a single one
>>27707505
stuff like that used to happen to me. i can't help but think back to highschool and slap myself for wasting all the time away, and then i realize i'm wasting all the time away in college now too isolating myself. but i can't stop it. i hate people more than i hate being alone
>>27707625
>>27707625
>so should I set an appointment or are you going to visit for a routine check-up
ayyy get them panties soaked
super
soakers
>>27707625
Dunno, pretty retarded opener for sexy talk from her side if you ask me.
Your answer doesn't have to be suave either. Maybe something like:
>yeah, but jerking off is so boring
>that means i'm very healthy because i wank 3 times a day
>>27707505
>ok thanks, will do
lmfao you people deserve to be here
>>27707691
>>27707878
>girl:AHAHAHAHAHA
>>27707625
>that is the worst come on I've ever heard. but yes, how about friday night?
>>27707505
I don't know if its autism or growing up with overly critical parents who never support anything I do, but I never wanted to tell them I liked someone and had the fear of putting up with them if I got a girlfriend.
>>27707859
>i hate people more than i hate being alone
That's so fucking true it hurts.
The only alternative to being alone is to be with people. It's like when Stalin ordered to deploy machine guns behind advancing troops. There's nowhere to go.
>>27708056
>read: 18 minutes ago
>>27707734
Well done, peepee-kun. Who knows where she's been.
Also I have managed to fetishize rejecting girls by playing dumb. Now I go to parties more often.
>>27707505
>at party
>gather all my courage to finally ask this girl for her number
>she actually gives it to me
>no idea what to do now
>go home, play vidya, never call
