You wake up tomorrow and you have a superpower at random
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/special:random
What do you do with your newfound powers?
The user is free and immune from every law, rule, fate, predestination, concept, limits, or any other type of cosmic, spiritual, physical and/or mystical jurisdiction, making the user completely immune to their effects. This power is mostly wielded by prime beings and Creator Gods, as power itself is the fundamental and source of power that allows all limitless abilities to function. The reason why all boundaries are related to destiny and freedom itself is the opposite of it because fate/destiny impose boundaries in all beings.
Uhhhhhhhhhh get a gf I guess?
>>27706993
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Pathifery
Ayyy
>>27706993
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Social_Embodiment
There are no more Chads, Stacies, robots, roasties and normies - only people on equal standing - women and men.
>Blood Absorption
>The user can absorb blood, while removing it from the source, into their body and use it in various ways, gaining some form of advantage, either by enhancing themselves, gaining the drained power, using it as power source...
I would become a professional wrestler and eat a baby before every match
>>27706993
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Animation
MAKE SO MUCH PORN
>>27706993
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/special:random
ahahah oh wow
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Fungal_Empowerment
>be necrophile
>amass countless bodies and gain strength, invulnerability and agelessness from their growths
>amass an unparalleled hoard of death and kill any superhero that stands in my way
>do so until the end of fucking time
>when I get sick of living, just remove myself from contact with the mold
>mfw
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Omnicide
complete my suicide
>>27706993
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Mystical_Blood
YES I KNEW I WAS A WIZARD, I KNEW I WOULD GET POWERS, FINALLY THE WORLD WILL BE MINE.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Emotion_Removal
>tfw I got the most robot emotion
>tfw it probably wouldn't make a difference
>>27707090
When my mother was pregnant with me, they did an ultrasound and found she was having twins. When they did another ultrasound a few weeks later, they discovered that I had reabsorbed the other fetus. Do I regret this? No, I believe his tissue has made me stronger. I now have the strength of a grown man and a little baby.
>>27706993
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special_Ops_Mastery
You damn well know what the fuck I'm gonna do.
>>27706993
FUCK YOU WHEN I MAKE THESE THREADS/POSTS I GET NO FUCKING REPLIES IT'S NOT FAIR WHY THE FUCK IS THIS ALLOWED REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Omnipotence
I END EVERYTHING
>Pure Darkness Manipulation
Edgiest one on there lads
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Sense_of_Strength
>Power is that I get to see what i am missing out on
>Regenerative Cranium Addition
>The power to grow a new head after decapitation. Variation of Multiple Heads.
time to go fight ISIS I guess then lads
>cosmic energy absorption
guess whos the new boss here guys
Kickass I'd use this
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Adrenal_Activation
>head reattachment
Good opportunity to fake my death I guess
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Vampire_Physiology
I'm fine with this.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Disgusting_Aura?useskin=oasis
My life wouldn't change a single bit
>bandage manipulation
Trying to go to medical school so I guess it would be alright
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Replication_Regeneration
I'd have an orgy with myself
>>27706993
oh shitfurther proof life is suffering
it's just teasing me at those point
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Truth_Manipulation
Imake Milhouse a meme
ser with this ability either is or can transform into anencantado, a Brazilian legendary spirit that has the form of a pinkbotothat are excellent dancers and musicians and possess supernatural beauty. Besides the ability to shapeshift into human form, encantados frequently wield other magical abilities, such as the power to control storms, "enchant" or haunt humans into doing their will or becoming encantados themselves, and inflict illness, insanity, and even death.During nights of full-moon, the encantados take human form and rise to the surface, seeking to celebrate with the humans in their parties. Much like other mythic creatures that symbolize fertility, the encantados seek to seduce and mate with the young and beautiful women in the region. After the intercourse, the woman is impregnated with a hybrid being and the father escapes into the night, turning back into a boto before the sun rises, leaving many single mothers in his wake.The Encantados are all male. It is not known if females of the species exist, and if they do, they are probably incapable of transforming, seeing how there are no reports of them. Another possibility is that they are a sort of male mermaids due to their many similarities. Coincidentally enough, in Brazilian myths the most prominent famous mermaid, Yara, is the queen of all the aquatic creatures and is attributed the title of "mother of the seas", witch could mean that she has given birth to these half-fish people as well, since she herself was once human woman before acquiring her powers
wew lads...
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Waterfowl_Physiology
>>27707090
I'd pay to see that
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Absolute_Existence
Who the fuck comes up with this sort of crap?
>>27706993
The ability to be happy no matter how shitty is the situation.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Planetary_System_Destruction?useskin=oasis
I destroy this solar system as an act of vengence and an example, advance to others and conquer them one by one creating a massive empire sprawling the cosmos.
>>27706993
Illusion Awareness
>Users are completely aware at all times of the true reality around them, potentially seeing through any optical and/or mental illusions that others attempt to deceive them with.
Sounds like nothing. But I would use it to play the stockmarket and make myself filthy rich. Have fun flying while I line up a hundred hookers and give each and everyone a pound before cumming in the last one.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Bio-Energy_Manipulation?useskin=oasis
I'd augment my senses, speed, and strength to superhuman levels and become a god and claim the world for my amusement.
>enchanted shieldmanship
So pretty much Captain America without the powers. I would make shields and sell them to the Iraqis
>absolute thievery
Apparently I can steal anything. So I'd steal some pussy
the power to serve someone
fml
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Meta_Ability_Creation
Hello beta uprising
>Elemental Wall Generation
I contact Donald Trump as soon as possible
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Elemental_Energy_Manipulation
So I am the most powerful Avatar ever? Cool.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Astrological_Physiology
Now I actually can cum with the force of one thousand suns.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Centipede_Physiology
a giant fucking bug.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Potential_Realization
Oh boy I get to use my super power on every but myself, and not profit from it at all.
>>27706993
>The user possess the divine powers of a supernatural priest/nun, and are capable of combating multiple malevolent dark entities and are generally adept at exorcisms, archaic wisdom on demonology and angelology, and multiple holy practices. Their conviction grants them a strong will on behalf of their faith in a certain cause and allows them to resist psionic influences from dangerous monstrosities.
Trump shall win
>Golden Rule
Golden Rule is the chance of attracting wealth in one's life. It will make the user incredibly wealthy to the point where money trouble will be unknown, allowing them to live the life of a nabob.
I might just check out that NEET lifestyle you faggots always glorify.
Abjuration... Guess I'm a cleric now.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Self_Combustion
But no fireproof skin, so my life is exactly the same.
Yay I love these threads
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Solar_Healing
Well it is pretty straight forward. Heal my self with the power of the sun. If I happen to come across someone else that needs first aid healing or something, and it is bright sunlight out, I could heal them too.
I guess it means I could train even harder and just sunbathe to recover really quickly. Since I do martial arts and lift weights this means I can train to an insane level and get really strong in a short amount of time without having to worry about over training or completely wrecking my body. At least as long as there is good rays to catch.
I can work with this.
>>27706993
Looks like a have plot empowerment I win at life guys. Except for the fact my life is shit and I can't get a gf this writer sucks dick.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Plot_Empowerment
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Power_Warping?useskin=oasis
Well I think I'm going to be the strongest in the thread, I can give and take away any power that I want. Don't worry senpai, I'll be a fair and just god :')
>>27706993
I get fucking key creation
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Key_Creation
I guess I can break into places
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Organic_Manipulation
i basically become a physical god
>>27706993
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Earth_Wall_Generation
I can build amazing buildings, become a world famous architect, and make money.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Dhampir_Physiology
So just about all the perks of being a vampire with none of the disadvantages.
Fuck yes!
Get some training then join up with a team of heroes/monster hunters and kick some major ass.
>>27706993
>Typhoportation
>The power to teleport via smoke
Shit. I'd hold my breath and teleport into the atmosphere, then fucking drop over the pacific or some shit.
At least I could smile before becoming fishy food.
>>27706993
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Chlorokinetic_Scrying
I am become plant. Master of photosynthesis.
"User can perceive through plants, including wood, vines, plants, moss, and parts of the plants, such as leaves, seeds, fruits and flowers, etc. This power grants the user with the ability to taste, feel, smell, see and/or hear as they were where the plant is."
>>27706993
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Undead_Lord_Physiology
Challenege Stan Lee to a Lich battle.
There can only be one undead lord.
>>27706993
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Safe_Mode
Best possible power
I hope you're not lying OP
>>27706993
Inspiration Manipulation? LOL
I guess I'd make myself infinitely inspired, and become the most prolific person ever
>Tfw SPIRIT MANIPULATION
>>27707809
I'm jealous.
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Corrupting_Madness
Down into the drain humanity goes
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Giant_Robot_Physiology
I would challenge Japan to prove their worth.
Or, go fight inter-dimensional/extraterrestrial beings.
>>27706993
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Hydra_Physiology
Gonna be a villain, idgaf. Too many fun possibilities.
>>27706993
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Psychic_Force-Field_Generation
I could generate force fields to keep my personal demons at bay.
>>27706993
Make every man into an ugly manlet
>>27706993
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Creation_Magic
I now have the power to create my own gf. Also gold, lots and lots of gold.
>The user is capable of manipulating and creating cosmic weather (also calledspace weather), ie. the changes in the ambient plasma, magnetic fields, radiation, and other matter in space. They can create cosmic storms, solar flares, geomagnetic storms, cosmic rays, coronal mass ejection, etc.
Time to blow up the earth like that one Nicholas cage movie
>>27706993
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Currency_Generation
WHO'S READY FOR HYPER INFLATION?
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Meta_Ability_Creation
I really lucked out. I can basically do anything. I'd probably just cheat on all my exams and stuff, I guess.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Molecular_Acceleration
Time to make some Uranium isotopes collide, I guess.
Beta uprising goes in all fields.How the fuck do I explain that to my loving family, girlfriend and friends, though?
>>27706993
I have Hollow Physiology(No organs, bones, muscles) just a shell that can't be hurt and can still interact with the people, describes me perfectly.
>>27706993
>Magic Empowerment
>The power to gain strength from magic. Technique of Magical Energy Manipulation. Variation of Affinity.
Well too bad magic doesn't fucking exist
Fairytale Warping
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Digital_Manipulation?useskin=oasis
I'M THE LIGHTBRINGER. I'M THE FUCKING UNIVERSE.boy I hope I don't go mad with power
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Innervation_Inducement
I can remove the sense of touch from others and leave them paralyzed.
It's time to rape.
Slime manipulation
>The ability tocontrol ooze, slime, and goo. Variation ofOrganic Manipulation.
Jesus, I think I got the worst one. I'd go round college campuses and make all the Chad's cum ooze back up the throat of the Stacies
>>27706993
>Metal Detection
Kill myself, probably. Talk about shit luck.
>>27706993
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Mythic_Heroes_Physiology
Kick ISIS' butt and become Earth's champion.
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Job_Production
aah finally a true weapon against niggers
>>27709213
Kek
Oregano comment masser
>>27709213
Had me laugh
Wanted a power that would allow me to take over the world. Got healing slash. Just fuck my life up senpai http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Healing_Slash
OK, shame I'm not Jewish
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Alpha_Physiology?useskin=oasis
>>27709257
You kidding mate? You can become a world famous healer and become venerated as a Saint at the Vatican.
>>27709307
Knowing my luck the government would abduct me, open me up and then kill me.
>>27706993
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Scientific_Entity_Physiology
fucking based, life on easy mode time bros
convenient usable power that wont interfere with anyone's shit, i'll just enter the 2d world and live forever in cyberspace
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Omnicide?useskin=oasis
Thank god. I can take everyone with me
>>27709534
inb4 "not if I take everyone else with me first!"
>>27706993
I can definitely deal with this.
i would be the flash :)
>>27706993
Try for world domination. I don't know how good this power could be though.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Cross_Manipulation
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Guardianship
>Can basically use plot armour to fuck over anyone with any power
>No free will
>As if we had any
Not so bad.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Power_Warping
>The power to manipulate all superpowers no matter what they may be based on
I will use this purely to fuck with the rest of you for shits and giggles.
>Leadership Empowerment
>The power to be empowered or empower others by leadership.
>The user is empowered and strengthened by leading others with your own heart and soul, even the devotion of others can be conveyed to the user to increase their own strength. They can also, when at their strongest, empower others because of their leadership and heroism.
Basically my only power is giving the entire group a buff. Wow.
Literally end everything. There's no need and life is messy. End everything
>>27706993
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Memory_Manifestation
Finally I can fake an entire love story in my mind, with every single little happy detail before I pull the trigger and kill myself.
I will be the happiest motherfucker with my wife, children, grandchildren. A life full of accomplishments, friends and adventure.
Thanks random power thing.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Indexing?useskin=oasis
I suppose that's pretty practical... I can't really do much with that but make money unless there's other powers at play too...
>>27709631
Dude this is stronger than you think. Read it again.
>>27706993
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Telepathic_Dream_Creation
Torture Chads and roasties in their dreams until they go insane
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Hope_Constructs?useskin=oasis
oh hey. it's good. i can make psychic weapons and protections. i do have enormous hope and imagination.. for a robotic person..
>>27709631
You could literally become the Emprah you fucking retard.
>>27709761
Nevermind I misunderstood what this power was.
Literally nothing
>>27706993
>Terraportation
>can pretty much use dirt as portals to anywhere else
I guess I wont have to worry about transport expenses anymore. I guess I'll try robbing some places outside my country to gather enough resources to live a comfy life without having to work.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Poison_Transmutation
NORMIES WILL PAY
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Destabilization
Chad wont know what hit him
>>27706993
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/special:random
Apparently I ascend to goodhood
>>27706993
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Shinto_Deity_Physiology
I'm basically a living deity now
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Meta_Probability_Manipulation
I am the ultimate being. I can manipulate anything and everything in any scale, form, capacity, etc
>>27707155
>Do I regret this? No,
Made me kek. Nice dubs
>>27706993
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Seduction_Immunity
Kek life continues as normal
>>27706993
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Galaxy_Manipulation
Good bye milky way.
Hopefully there is life somewhere out there or else it's going to be the end of all life in the universe.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/10th_Dimension_Physiology
i dont even know what to do if i am everything
i'd be an useless everything fml
>pollen manipulation
jesus christ i'm a failure as a superhero too
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Mental_Plane_Manipulation
Bretty good I guess.
>>27706993
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Imaginary_Physics_Manipulation
Sounds like fun. Probably just stay at home and play vidya.
>>27710362
polli ater da boipuccy cakwboy
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Succubus_Physiology
W-well, uh... any anons want to be my first...?
>>27710605
>Succubus (male)
Origanoodle commentato.
>>27706993
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Wand_Magic
>Capabilities
>User can perform a variety of magical acts by using a wand. These wands can be endowed with its own magic or the user can use it to tap into his inner magic. If they can access magic without a wand, the object merely offers special assistance, such as augmentation or provide magic the user cannot access alone.
so i can do LITERALLY ANYTHING if I have a fucking stick? pretty rad
>>27710681
*unzips wand*
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Regrowth
>realist gore movies
>can sell my organs
>can literally throw my dick at someone
i'm gonna make a shit ton of money
>>27706993
Chrysopoeia
Power/Ability to: transform object into gold
Get rich and turn people I hate into golden statues I guess.
>>27706993
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Probability_Computation
I go into finance.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Limiter_Removal
I am okay with this.
>>27706993
Mind control. Force tons of women to have sex with me and force banks to give me billions.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Revenge_Empowerment?useskin=oasis
I get strength from pursuing and attaining revenge. ROBOT UPRISING NORMIE SCUM BETTER WATCH OUT
>>27706993
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Marsupial_Physiology
there isn't a whole lot I can do with it
>tfw you rolled power immunity
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Power_Immunity
>all it does is protect you from other people who superpowers
>I'm a shut-in NEET so it's practically useless
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Remote_Teleportation
I start a high-priced delivery company catering to the mega-rich
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Self-Hatred_Inducement?useskin=oasis
I would make my entire school robots
>>27706993
Life_and_Death_Lordship
sounds amazing pham
Would love to actually have this power
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Food_Empathy
>tfw food
I... Become a chef I guess.
Make memory restoring muffins, orgasm cupcakes. Salad/yoghurt that makes women laugh.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Sonic_Combustion?useskin=oasis
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Elemental_Energy_Manipulation
Jesus christ what couldnt I do?
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Oversized_Attacks
sounds cool, but wouldn't have much use,... I'd probably either get approached by the army or assassinated..
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Organic_Manipulation
>tfw op
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Supernatural_Combat
This is incredibly vague.
>>27706993
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Technological_Possession
I can hack the fucking Internet. Imagine, I'm hiding inside your computer, I wouldn't take away your internet, but I'd be sending you messages all day. I could easily become hostile and fuck everyone over, but I'd rather have fun and play games with whoever I decide will be my friend today. Come the day VR, I'll be the ghost in the machine. Would you want to play with the supernatural cyber being? If you dont you'll never have internet again.
>>27706993
Not a super power per se, but the technology involved is probably so advanced that it might as well be.
I just want to fly around in this thing
http://elite-dangerous.wikia.com/wiki/Vulture
>>27706993
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Sealed_Form
Wtf is this
>>27706993
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Focused_Time_Perception
Fucking sweet. I can pretty much do anything.
>>27706993
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Meta_Event_Manipulation
Still won't get a gf ):
>>27706993
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Sasquatch_Physiology
Get rich as the world's first "official" sasquatch. Publish books, get work as an actor, etc.
I may have time to use my super physical skills. even.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Wood_Imprisonment
The user can bind, imprison and/or otherwise stop object/being by surrounding them completely by using wood.
Well, I'd probably go into the construction trade and create low-cost housing? Fucked if I know how this can be actually used in my life.
>>27706993
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Pheromone_Generation
Anything I damn well please I guess
>>27706993
Eldritch Entity Creation, I can summon any fuckin demon/monster whatever you wanna call it. so i can pretty much ruin the world
>>27706993
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Impossibility_Inducement
I CAN FINALLY GET A GF!
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Galaxy_Destruction
What would I even do with this. I don't want to get rid of the Milky Way and have no reason to destroy any other galaxy.
>>27706993
I will do everyone and everything.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Infectious_Energy_Manipulation?useskin=oasis. Ebola is evolving.... Ebola has evolved into... Nigger exterminator!
>>27706993
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Chemical-Based_Powers
Sweet, I'm Dr. Jekyll
>>27706993
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Synchronization
... neat
>>27706993
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Jackhammer_Arms
extra-fast masturbation
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Electricity_Empowerment
not too bad
>>27709565
where are you going to get a supernatural weapon?
>>27713306
>I don't want to get rid of the Milky Way
get out you fucking normie
>>27706993
Make all these normies just as sad as me.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Transcendent_Genie_Physiology?useskin=oasis
I literally can grant myself any conceivable super power. I win fags.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Illusive_Appearance
Now I am become Chad, destroyer of Stacies
>zinc manipulation
>can create and maniplate zinc
>wake up, produce fucktons of zinc, sell it all
>become rich zinc kingpin
>>27706993
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Energy_Manipulation
I can live with this.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Conclusion_Dominance
> tfw ending 4chan
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Nightmare_Empowerment
Sounds cool.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Hive_Genetic
literally what do i do?
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Burning
>already a pyro
>time to take it to the next level
>>27706993
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Orc_Physiology
the power to turn into an orc any time i want, so if someone wants to fight i guess i could beat the shit out of them
>>27706993
Go find the biggest strongest chuck at a gym that has all the girls watching him and beat his ass.
as he is on the ground wondering "why couldn't i beat this fatty?"
I'll lean real close and wispierfish tacoand then give him African goggles.
>>27715881
forgot to link power http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Strength_Absorption
>>27715668
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Hive_Genetic
You can spread the NEET mentality to everyone and ruin the world.
>>27706993
Steal stuff
Kill George Soros
Kill Kim Jong-un
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Seduction_Immunity
What the fuck? This is beyond useless.
>anyone would ever try to seduce me
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Upgraded_Form
I would make my self beautiful...
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Thunderbird_Physiology
I'd terrorize the Muslim countries with nonstop lightning
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Corporealization
I guess its ok
>>27707299
Here's your you, friend
nice power btw
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Eldritch_Physiology
looks like I won. I guess I take a nap.
>>27706993
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Soul_Creation
create gf
>>27706993
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Meta_Variable_Manipulation?useskin=oasis
I essentially become a God. Not bad
Curse manipulation
pretty solid pick
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Undead_Manipulation
shit's gonna get spooky
>>27706993
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Poisonous_Slash?useskin=oasis
I guess I'm a Pokemon now
>>27706993
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Valkyrie_Physiology
>User with this ability either is or can transform into a Valkyrie, one of a host of female figures who decide who dies and wins in battle. Selecting among those who die in battle, the valkyries bring their chosen to the afterlife of the slain.
Become a trapqueen/remove kebab
>>27706993
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Figurative_Vocifery
Guess I'd say something about having a gf
>By using names or phrases to manipulate a person or the universe itself, their words provides them with control over who and what they desire to manipulate. The user can even casts spells or other powers by speaking names or phrases.
Honor Empowerement
ser becomes stronger, faster, more durable, etc. by the Honor in oneself or others, possibly unlocking abilities related to the affinity and enhancing the existing powers. Some users may be able to draw sustenance from their Honor or even slow or stop aging.
My name will be Deus and my suit is pic related
i fight for you, g-guys ;-;
>>27706993
PERFECT POWER DESU FAMAIGLIOU
>>27706993
flash forward? but i want nothing more than to go back in time and fix my mistakes. funny. i guess i'd fast forward and do crimes and .. stuff.. and then go back to present time. lame
>Digestive Expulsion Negation
>The user is able to live like normal, but lacks the need to defecate or urinate.
I could make money by betting people on eating laxatives
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Berserker_Physiology
I would literally just pull an elliot rodger and kill a massive of chads and stacys until i eventually die
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Electric_Field_Manipulation?useskin=oasis
Literally unstoppable
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Balaur_Physiology
Get to turn into a Romanian hydra that's made of stone.
Time to fuck some cars.
>>27706993
>Health manipulation
Make everybody's life better, give cancer or some horrible shit to bad people although I honestly don't know if I could live with that.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Conquest_Empowerment
I become Griffith, conquer the world, and unleash the demons of hell upon the Earth.
Everyone shall suffer in my demon world.
>>27706993
>induce death
Well that ain't bad I guess. Not immortal though, so kinda useless really.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Talent_Theft?useskin=oasis
Bretty gud I'd rob everybody's powers
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Story_Manipulation
ok so i'm a gary stu now
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Cartoon_Materialization
Oh my god lads I'm making anime real.
I think I win.
Absolute Law Manipulation
The user has the power to make, change, destroy or redefine any/all kind of rule/law, including physical, scientific, magical, divine, metaphysical or conceptual, granting them control over all limits including their own.
Becoming God would be too boring. I'd probably just travel around the world, and back and forth in time.
>>27706993
I got liquid manipulation. Along with any other liquids, my power entails that I can manipulate alcoholic beverages. This means that I'm immune to the harmful effects of alcohol consumption, but presumably not the intoxication (I hope). Great news! I can drink my life away without having to worry about suffering a slow painful death from liver failure.
Furthermore, I can induce intoxication in bystanders. So I see is acting really confident and charming on his date. It's time for him to get hammered. Oh no, Chad is slurring, and is acting aggressively all of sudden, harassing the waitstaff. Stacey is getting worried and uncomfortable. I laugh to myself, as I slowly enjoy, through my liquid telekinesis, the finest whiskey the bar offers
>Magic Transcendence
>The ability to transcend the rules of magic. Combination of Magic and Causality Manipulation.
> Users are practicioners of the Magical Powers who possess the uncanny ability to transcend the very rules under which they operate. They may be exceptions within the rules, or simply the one making them. This allows them to perform many super-supernatural feats by altering or ignoring the conditions and limitations of magical systems.
I am literally a wizard.
>>27718955
Your rules have no power over me
Scent Shifting
Capabilities
The user can manipulate their own bodily scent, allowing them to evade and trick users of Enhanced Smell.
guess i'm not taking over the world ;_;
>>27706993
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Master_Builder
finally, I get to pilot my own fucking gundam
and I can make lasers and other cool shit
this fucking rocks
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Absolute_Life_Inducement
I MAY BE ABLE TO GIVE LIFE BUT I DON'T KNOW HOW TO END IT
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Immortality_Bestowal
ascend god-emperor trump
>>27706993
Xylokinetic cloning. Can create clones d constructs out of wood.
Create creepy fey style clones of myself and begin performing mind boggling stage magic and other shenanigans. Never personally go to work again. Build myself a better house than the trailer I rent with an army of clones.
>>27706993
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Plant_EmpathyThe power to sense the overall well-being and conditions of plants.
Plant Empathy.
LITERALLY THE WORST POWER IN THIS ENTIRE THREAD. Well, >>27707456 isn't even a power, its like getting nothing.
>>27716389 okay, you take the cake for the worst power in this thread.
>>27708493 You're fucked mate.
Plants almost always have a sense of loyalty to the user that plants would not otherwise have for humans. So your plants are basically my slaves.
Guess my power isn't so bad after all...
>"The power to awaken abilities within oneself and others. "
I'm the cruelest witch in the universe!
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Meta_Probability_Manipulation
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Transmutation
perfect, come at me bro
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Storm_Embodiment
I become a Storm
Known Users >Ba'al
Memes are real
>>27706993
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Cartoon_Physics
This pretty much means the world is my oyster and i am invincible.
I can meme my way out of any situation
>>27706993
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Object_Immortality
Oh so that's why I can't get off this ride
Where's the object?
I don't know what it is
How will I find it?
>>27706993
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Psammokinetic_Invisibility
Ride inna desert with my faithful nameless stalion.
>>27708007
Abjuration is best school of magic after divination
You did good son
>>27706993
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Shapeshifting
so i could change between being a handsome male and pretty female at will, depending on the situation. guess i would be a girl mostly because i think life is easier that way.
>>27706993
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Consumptive_Replication?useskin=oasis
Track down everyone in this thread
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Omnificence_Genesis?useskin=oasis
>tfw it just fuels your god-complex
>>27720352
>implying that isn't exactly what happened this time around
You proud of your work there, buddy?
>>27706993
>Stellar Manipulation
Become God I guess.
>>27706993
>Wish Embodiment
Cool. QT virgin gfs for all r9k.
the ability to fix my illnesses
>>27720441
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Dragonman_Physiology
>Dragonman Physiology
What the fuck do I do with this? Become a furry?
>>27706993
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Atomic_Manipulation?useskin=oasis
Recreate the human race into the ultimate Aryan ubermensch. Cause nuclear detonations that destroy Israel, North Korea, and the Middle East. Create a new planet filled with lush greenery and ensure our species survives by manipulating atoms to turn pollution into oxygen.
Declare myself God Emperor, and lead my faithful to the Promised Land, leaving all others behind to die in famine.
>>27707798
LIKE A THIEF IN THE NIGHT
>>27706993
>Religion Embodiment
So im god now? Gonna lead a new crusade against the middle east.
>Tecnology Manipulation
I'd delete reddit and Tumblr off the web and Then I'd nuke Israel
>>27721670
Oh, and also i would somehow manipulate the internet, television and voting systems in the U.S to make Trump President
>>27706993
>gain power to weave destiny.
>dont know how to weave
>too lazy to learn
>go back to everyday life
>>27721698
the us uses paper ballots
>>27706993
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Dream_Embodiment
PERFECT! Nice dreams 24/7.
And I can literally be a God of dreams. Good dreams for good people. Punishing the Chads and Staceys of the world with terrible visions.
>anon why are you always so quiet?
It's my s-superpower
>>27706993
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Charisma_Bestowal
I'd start a business and make bank turning betas into chads
What the fuck does this even mean?
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Probability_Stabilization
>>27706993
Can I have the ability to die without causing harm to my family members.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Power_Balance
March on the capital and disolve the govornment and introduce Direct democracy.
After that i go To Syria to test my Strenght.
>Light-Darkness Mimicry
This shit's mad gay, why can't I get mind control or something instead
ill fucking kill my self because this fucking sucks
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Sport_Equipment_Physiology
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Mother_Nature_Physiology
>Molecular Manipulation
>Cosmic Manipulation
Gay as fuck but I could do literally fucking anything...
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Dark_Fire_Manipulation?useskin=oasis
>mfw I can even burn fire
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Eclipse_Manipulation
>User can create, shape and manipulate energy emitted during an eclipse. For it to be done, a combination of Solar and Lunar energies must be formed.
can anyone lend me some solar and lunar energies?
what the fuck am i supposed to do with this shit
>>27706993
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Reality_Warping
First things first, reality warp me a gf, then rebuild existence to my whims and images over and over.
>>27706993
> Boundary Perception
> The user is able to see metaphysical boundaries, including the dimensional boundaries between worlds. With sufficient experimentation, willpower, magic, or other means, a user can slowly learn to bypass these boundaries in small ways, such as picking a flower in a dream and finding it in their hand upon awakening.
A user with enough talent may actually advance to some measure of Boundary Manipulation.
So basically I'm a Mexican who can look at the border but may be able to pass it if I'm good enough
>>27706993
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Cosmic_Otherness
I have transcended robotdom
>>27721789
I guess I'd manipulate the media to show how much of a con artist and lar Hillary is
While also promoting Trump
The user has authority and duty in the Afterlife, a place where the souls of the all recently departed go. Exact conditions of the dead vary depending of the pantheon, but every soul comes there and while some may be punished and others rewarded.
Users are able to command the dead, and have powers related to life, and death, souls in general as well as power to bind and restrict (dead are expected to stay there after all). Some may have duties and powers related to Death and bringing the souls where they belong.
I'd steal all the chads life force until I was turbo mega chad oh and army of the dead and what not.
>>27706993
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Siberian_Deity_Physiology
>>The user can have the traits and abilities of the Deities of Siberian Mythology.
Why have the powers of only one god when you can have the powers of a whole pantheon of gods.
We should form teams
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Cloth_Breath
FUCK MY LIFE
>create a cloth noose and hang myself
Time portal creation
The ability to create portals to where ever and whenever I want
I would create so many timelines that any kind of life I wanted would exist
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Air_Touching?useskin=oasis
Cool
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Steam_Manipulation?useskin=oasis
Nice. I think i'll open a sauna
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Bacteria_Kingdom_Embodiment
no idea
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Roboticization
I shall lead the robot uprising
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Dark_Fire_Constructs?useskin=oasis
Nearly useless since I'm not an arsonist. Maybe try to show off and end up setting my house on fire.
I guess I could learn a lot of things. No other use beyond that.
>>27706993
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Potion_Amplification
So I can amplify potions, but I can't make them, and, presumably, they don't exist in this world.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Blade_Storm_Generation?useskin
BANKAI!!! Senbonsakura kageyoshi
>>27706993
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Atomic_Vision
see through clothes and fap
