Stuff you laugh everytime you remember it
>6 years ago
>16 years old
>at school minding my own business
>somewhat cute girl who was into rock music and didn't had much friends was sitting a few meters from me
>she's listening music with her earphones
>she suddenly starts pretending she's playing a guitar
>mfw
I swear to God, everytime I listen a song that has an ebin guitar solo I remember her and can't help it but crack the fuck up.
kek. that made me laugh. thank you OP.
One thing that makes me crack up everytime i think about it is the time my dad slipped on ice.
>going to church during winter
>dad challenges me to a race
> begin to cry as i see him go over a snow pile and disappear
>go over hill and see him on his back rolling around because he slipped on ice
>kek'd
>be a failed aspie teen
>was on the sports team freshman year of high school
>sports team has lots of girls, lots of flirting
>girl messages me on AIM one night
>makes it really clear she's into me
>we talk for a bit and she asks what i'm doing
>tell her I'm playing Megaman
>she doesn't know what that is
>explain to her I'm playing it to help me learn ninjutsu
>tell her that I go to ninjutsu class and my teacher is a black belt in it
>teacher became a black belt from playing Megaman
>sent her the wikipedia article on Megaman
>>27583884
what.
i dont understand.spaghetti
>5 years old
>first day of preschool
>teacher tells me to "criss-cross applesause"
>no idea what the fuck that means
>walk in an circle and ask her what to do
>she sighs and says "indian style"
>say that I've never met an indian before so I don't know how they sit
>8 years old
>at Disney World
>see a giant buoy prop in one of the water parks
>ask brother what it is
>tells me it's a nuclear bomb
>believe him and spend the rest of the vacation worried
>11th grade
>sort of get a gf but don't really like her
>don't feel like talking to her today
>see her in the hallway
>literally turn around and speed-walk the opposite directionGoddamn I wish I hadn't done that, she was actually kind of hot
>>27582348
This faggot in pic related. I've laughed extremely loudly, and begun quoting that line in public when I remember it because it is so funny.
>>27583988
the first story made me kek hard
>be freshmen in high school
>be in study and sit by a girl I really like
>her name starts with an N
>the teacher was calling attendance and called her Nicky
>She says "I hate the name Nicky, it sounds so whorish"
>I blurt out saying "You're, you're acting like that's a bad thing."
>She says "Don't sit by me, you're not my friend.
> I sit somewhere else contemplating my life.
>>27584049
Here's another story involving her:
>one day I ask if she wants to see a movie with me
>she says sure but never texts back
>a month later, school is over and I'm on vacation in California and I suddenly get a text from her
>tells me she's sorry, she was grounded and got her phone taken away
>tell her I'm in California and she says ok
>tell her I'll talk to her when I get back
>never tell her I get back
This is one of the biggest regrets of my life but at least you guys can get some keks out of it
>disney trip with family when I was younger
>other side of the family brings a fucking hyperactive spergo cousin who is younger than me along
>never shuts the fuck up, screeches, annoying in general
>magic kingdom, main street
>he sees one of the autograph characters (damned if I can remember) and engages mach 5 speed running to them
>trips over the curb
>EATS the ground
>3 front teeth chipped/missing
Little fuck deserved it
>>27584140
she probably was fucking too many nuggets to care about texting back
>>27584174
I suspected as such too, but then why bother texting back at all?
>>27582348
>be in middle school
>play dodgeball
>hit roastie in the head
>dont apologize
>get award for being mr. strong hit
everytime lads.
>be me
>be 4
>in preschool
>call a pic related stupid
>she tells on me
>I got a yellow frowning face instead of a green happy face that day
>>27584190
she probably wanted money or something.its okay anon. i love you and always will.
>>27584218
I have a bizarre fucking story about "telling/tattling" from back in preschool/kindergarden
It was a private school but it was still cheap enough that a lot of kids could manage to go, but they had some wack ass rules.
>somehow this thing starts up at the school (no clue if teachers started getting kids to do it, or kids getting other kids to do it) where if someone sees you do something wrong, they'd do this stupid shit
>put their hand on their mouth like they're doing that indian call, but instead their eyes get big and they say "UHHH MUH MUH MAH MAH MAHHHH" instead of "OOOOOOH I'M TELLLLLIN"
>every fucking time it would happen I'd just get really pissed
I swear to god it felt like a fever dream, a bunch of kids would suddenly do this thing and it was like a hallucination.
>>27584302
what the fuck
leave me alone robot
>>27584302
kids at my primary school did that too
>>27582348
>16
>walking dog
>walk past friendly get together
>"ayy lmao is that you baka get over here 100% 100%"
>Drake.jpg but go anyways
>people i hadn't seen since i quit highschool were there
(i didn't drop out, was getting straight As in my classes)
>Decide to shitpost all night with them
>several hours later one friend buys vodka and pours many shots
>i thought it was sprite (he mixed it with sprite)
fast forward to around 1AM
>sitting on the couch for some TV because they let me sleep over
>everybody is going to bed or about to crash on the furniture
>friend on my right gets up and walks out of the room after announcing their tiredness and desire for reprieve from partying
>suddenly she is to the right of me again, like magic
>turns out i blacked out for 3 hours and kept everyone awake, started a fight, and triggered a bunch of normies
>one of them tells me that i told one of the ham planets to kill themselves for being fat
>said i drank the drunks alcohol and he left in a pissy fit (i didn't pour any drinks, i didn't realize i was even drinking alcohol kek)
And that's how i lost the 5 friends i had from highschool, luckily i still don't give a shit. I ended up triggering one of the ham planets to go work out and jog with me 2-3 times a week, this lasted for several weeks before i triggered her to stop. She said something like "all this working out is making my back hurt" and i responded with "maybe you should eat less"
I'm not an autist tho, i promise
>sitting an exam, age 14 or so
>silence in hall, girl next to me stands up crying
>exam conditions, teacher is giving her an angry look like wtf you doing
>"teacher I need to go "
>can see the piss running down her leg, apparently teacher can't
>I'm giggling, guy to the right is giggling too
>she tells her to sit the fuck down
>girl is freaking out, dancing like a retard
>suddenly this loud ass FRRRTTTTTT in an otherwise completely silent exam hall
>people turn around in horror
>hear a squelch, the girl shit herself and it landed on the floor. Entire room saw, not a single sound
>she turns to run, slips on her own shit, and lands face first into a desk, knocking a tooth out, and knocking herself unconscious
Funniest moment of my life
>>27584730
that was a wild ride from start to finish
best post in thread
>>27584516
>>"ayy lmao is that you baka get over here 100% 100%"
>>Drake.jpg but go anyways
What the fuck does this mean? Talk like a fucking human
>>27584730
Oh no, oh shit, oh naw man, this can't be true!
>>27584935
Ayy lmao is how aliens say hi
100% is saa fire
Drake is african-fish super hybrid who makes shitty mixtapes
>>27584516
>I'm not an autist tho, i promise
>can only speak with sanctified kosher memes like "normies", "hamplanets", and "triggered"
you are so fucking cringey
>>27584969
You're so autistic
>>27584730
what happened next?
bloxbloxblox
>>27584970
>denouncing someones vocabulary for lack of indie memes
you are so fucking cringey
>>27585048
They called an ambulance, she didn't come back for a week
She was one of those library dwelling girls nobody even knew existed, and she was named "that random girl who pissed and shit herself before knocking herself out while 80 people watched" the entire school knew after. Her name was Gabby and they called her Gappy for short due to the missing tooth
>be 21
>200lbs, 5-9
>just got dumped by a fattie
>invite roastie over to "watch a movie" and "play xbox"
>her boyfriend drops her off on my doorstep
>we play some NHL, I let her win then fuck the shit out of her 6/10 cunt
>her boyfriend comes pick her back up
>she stays with him and gets pregnant
I'm 25 now, in a 4 year relationship and I still laugh about it. Fucking beta cuck dropped her off on my doorstep for christ's sake.
>>27582348
>summer night
>hanging out with my cousin near soccer field
>hear people playing on the field
>decide suddenly to say "yeah that's right"
>several voices ask angrily "who the fuck is it?"
>answer in my overly joyful voice" it's me"
>run away laughing with my cousin
Being a semi-retarded failed normie 15 years old boy was stupid but fun.
>>27585136
>Her name was Gabby and they called her Gappy for short due to the missing tooth
Math class in 8th grade.
There was a hole in the upper left part of the wall at the front of the room, presumably for cables to pass from room to room.
When you were in the classroom opposite, you would stand on a desk and insert pencil after pencil into the hole, pushing one after another until they started falling into the other class.
When you saw it happen while the teacher was teaching y=mx+b, for some reason it always made me lose my shit.
It was funniest when you'd tie a string to the pencil and pull it back up into the wall so it started clanging over and over until the teacher got pissed and pulled it down.
I always laugh my ass off when I remember that fucking room and the fucking pencils.
I drew a picture.
>>27585555
kek wtf is this shit, what sort of oompa loompa building do you go to school in where this is even possible
Me and some buds tied up a kid to a tetherball pole in 8th grade. 10/10 would get in school suspension for again. That was 5 years ago btw.
