>be NEET
>wake up at 11:00
>go downstairs
>brush teeth, eat cornflakes and watch the news on TV until 12:00
>go upstairs to my room
>shitpost on 4chan and the internet until 15:00
>have a quick fap
>take shower
>go downstairs at 15:30 and eat the sandwiches my mom made for me before she went to work
>its now 16:00
>get tucked in my comfy bed and watch 3 anime episodes until 17:00
>take afternoon nap
>wake up at 19:00
>shitpost on 4chan and the internet until 22:00
>have a quick fap before dinner
>go downstairs for dinner at 22:10
>notice parents are back
>"how was college today, son?" they ask me
>say everything is great.Its not, I'm failing most of my classes and have no friends
>finish dinner by 22:45
>shitpost and surf the net for a little longer until 00:00
>close lights and get tucked in bed
>watch 6 anime episodes until 02:00
>can't sleep
>have a quick fap
>fall asleep
>be me
>wageslave
>work 24/7
>repeat
>>27582680
YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO POST YOUR DAILY ROUTINE TO THE HOUR REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>hikki NEET
>wake up sometime around noon
>check news
>browse my usual boards, lurk and shitpost while I eat lunch
>play vidya
>watch anime/read LNs when I'm too tired to keep playing
>go to sleep around 7am
>>27582589
>be neet
>how was college
>NEET
>no Employment, EDUCATION, or training.
eat a dick
>wake up at 12:30 pacific time
>raining really hard outside
>walk out into living room, mom watching tv
>she's making chicken breast and noodles
>probably trying to get me to stop eating instant stuff again
>pet the cat for a second
>make a cup of coffee, go outside to smoke a cig
>enjoy the rain
>wish i lived on the beach
>go back inside, have a bowl of cereals and a jew bagel
>watch some videos of that guy from the pedobusting thread
>some of the posts in that thread make me wanna jump ship
>wonder if there are any reddits that would be cooler to hang out on because as long as I've been here y'all spooky
>forget about it
>shitpost for an hour
>probably gonna do some studying while i'm on spring break until the fifth
itssa comfie laif
normally i wake up around seven to get to school but it's break so yeah
OP you should try harder at school and masturbate less, it's not good to lie.
>Wake up at 6am
>eat breakfast and head over to the gym
>lift big to get big
>get home at around 730am
>shower and chill for a bit, make myself a nutritious protein lunch
>bike to work, arrive at 9
>listen to podcasts while I work
>get home at 5:15pm, start making dinner while watching anime or netflix
>dinner at 6
>protein snack at 9
>play vidya or shitpost until bed at 10
>flex in mirror and sleep
>>27582847
>cucked by genes
>cucked by poor social skills developed thanks to being bullied a lot during high school
yeah, I guess I should just try harder
>>27582901
>listen to podcasts while I work
Whats your job anon? Sounds like you're doing pretty well for yourself
>>27582790
this is why OP should be banned forever
>wake up at 7:30
>chug nightstand water because hangover
>snooze
>wake up at 7:40
>snooze
>wake up at 7:50
>lay out my clothes for the day
>dress shirt, slacks, belt, shoes, etc
>brush teeth
>shower, possibly masturbate
>get dressed, hygiene myself
>make breakfast, usually oatmeal with banana
>go to work
>sling cars for 8-10 hours
>come home
>listen to music, watch anime, read, hang out with gf
>make dinner
>drink 5/6 beers
>go to sleep soundly
I am too young for this monotony.
>get up at 9;30 or so
>wash face with water
>head downstairs
>say hi to mom and dad, put on an episode of curb your enthusiasm for me and dad
>eat breakfast cooked by mom, or just some cereal
>go back upstairs and clean face, brush teeth
>its around 11pm now
>hang in my room for a little bit
>talk to my parents, do whatever they'd like me to do
>go outside and drive to either a parking lot or skatepark
>skate around for 4 hours or so
>might get some lunch
>come back him at 4 or 5 pm
>get on Skype and talk to internet gf until 8
>eat dinner
>take shower
>watch anime with internet friends
>brush teeth
>go to bed
That's life.
>NEET
>wake up at 3 in ther afternoon
>try to shit
>fail
>take a shower
>make some coffee
>lately eat nothing because no money for food
>take dog for a walk
>get home
>play guitar
>listen to music
>play vidya
>browse
>take dog for another walk
>browse
>listen to music
>play vidya
>sleep while watching something
>repeat
>>27582589
>7 am alarm
>wake up
>go down stairs and poor coffee
>drink coffee
>poop while browsing 4chan
>shower
>get dressed
>eat cereal
>dude weed lmao
>brush teeth
>leave apartment by 8 am
>walk to work, arrive by 8:30
>read newspaper till 10-10:30
>do actual work till noon (sometimes i don't have an assignment in which case i free study/research
>walk to park, sit till 12:30
>go grab food for lunch
>get back to office by 1
>eat till 1:30
>depending on they day do actual work or just goof off till 5pm
>walk home
>dude weed lmao
>play vidya, watch tv, or hang outside and read a book
>cook food and make coffee for the morning
>bed by 10 pm
>>27582589
>NEET
>in college
You fucking retard. Kill yourself.
NEET = Not in Employment, Education or Training
>>27583097
You sell cars? How is that for a robot?
>>27583434
I mean it's a horrible job for someone can't talk to people. I've always been good at talking to people in a professional setting, though. I did debate through high school and excelled at it. Something about communicating in a very structured space, with well-defined rules, steps to follow, etc really puts me at ease. I struggle a lot more in day to day social interaction because it's less structured.
I like it overall, there is some good money. I can make over 1,000 sheckles on a car deal, or I can make $75. I've gotten to a point where I have a pretty good savings so I don't have to worry about rent if I have a shit month.
>>27583527
Yeah, I just went back and read the rest of your post and saw you have a gf... never mind then.
I have no routine.
My life is a disorganized dreamlike procession of events, over which I feel powerless to exert control.
>>27583703
I'm not a chad by any means...my current gf is my only serious relationship in my life and I got her through some wicked twist of fate. I don't like her that much but it's nice to have a warm body to suffer with. And if I left her I don't know how I would find anyone else.
>>27583723
sounds exciting!
>wake up at glorious 5pm in the afternoon
>go to night school at 6:50pm
>boot up the school computer, bring up some jamming video game ost playlists to listen to, open up paint and start drawing stupid shit and do buttfuck nothing for 4 hours
>finish classes at 11:30pm
>come home and play video games and shitpost on /r9k/ until the break of dawn, eventually taking a break for fapping and eating
>go to bed in the morning when my mom is just getting up to go to work
>sleep all day until it's time to go to school
>rinse and repeat
I honestly can't wait until I'm done with night school so I can go back to being a full neet tbqh.
>>27582770
>wake up at 6:00
>have shower, breakfast -> 7:00
>go to work -> 8:30
>work -> 8:30-14:00
>get 1.30h rest to eat ->15:30
>keep working -> 15:30-18:00
>go home ->18:00-19:30
>too tired to do any shit, lay on bed browsing 4chan or watch any anime/serie ->19:30-22:00
>dinner -> 22:00-22:30
>go to bed
one of these days I'm going to end it all
>>27583761
I get that, I can't imagine a serious relationship... seems like too much baggage for me.
Though I guess it could be worth it for the small amount of time when I feel lonely, I don't know.
But being a car salesman must be a ok gig, it seems easy and you can make good money. I just wouldn't be a good fit. I can talk to people pretty well and read them easily. I just don't like it, it's draining, I couldn't imagine my whole job being that.
>>27582847
You just posted this in the other thread you limp dicked faggot
>wake up at 8AM
>comb my hair,get over to the TV and play on the PS3.
>play till noon,eat some food,pack a bowl of weed in my walnut pipe.
>go outside,get stoned as hell,walk around and think of various shit while staring at the sky.
>smoke more,lay down on the hill behind my house and think of how trippy clouds are.
>go inside,brush my teeth to hide the smell.
>fap once or twice,then browse parts to build up my computer.
>go into the living room,watch TV with my parents and laugh quietly.
>wait till one of the 8 cats get in my lap and brush whichever one I can.
>go back to my room after 3 hours of brushing cats and snacking.
>now it's 6 PM,play Animal Crossing on my 3DS.
>open my dresser drawer and open an Angry Orchard or two and drink them.
>Before drinking,I put on a show on Netflix and make a drinking game out of it.
>Fall asleep at 10PM or so.
>>27582589
>wake up from wife's bj
>make us a healthy breakfast
>goes to work
>have lunch
>play vidya/get comfy
>sometimes have sex after dinner
replace vidya with exercising on weekends.
life's good.
>>27583934
I always told myself that I couldn't possibly see myself being in a functional relationship with somebody. And truth be told my relationship is dysfunctional in many ways. But I think she's a pretty good partner for this period in my life.
It is okay. I guess it's better than making pizzas or drilling for oil or whatever most people my age not in school would do otherwise. I don't want to kill myself as much as when I tried college. However at least I was around people my age in college and had the opportunity to make friends.
>1pm
>turn on computer
>piss
>get water
>check twitter/4chan
>settle into lurking
>4pm eat something
>4chan/vidya/tv or go outside for a bit
>7pm help make dinner with family
>9:30pm everyone goes to bed
>more 4chan, vidya, anime
>11pm-1am fap time
>1am-4am more 4chan/anime
>now 5:30am about to go to sleep
I go out 2 days a week for school, Course has no homework.
>>27583972
>dresser drawer
>angry orchard
are you seriously drinking that shit room temp?
>>27582589
>NEET
>In college
CHOOSE ONE FAGGOT
NEET here
>wake up early, masturbate
>take adderall with a light breakfast
>trade stocks
>when market closes, masturbate then do some reading
>when sun sets, have a few drinks
>eat dinner, play some vidya, browse the web, that type of shit
same shit mon-fri. I'll usually run errands on the weekends cuz less traffic.
My life tends to work in monthly cycles rather than days
>get up buttfuck early
>go to airport
>human cargo tier flight to middle of nowhere in UgaBugaSylvania
>work odd hours making reports
>have odd hours spare time browsing /out/
>hook up with random ugabuga women in company paid for residents
>gain another trophy STD
>shipped back to homeland
>week of neeting I guess meeting old friends and failing to maintain a steady home relationship for longer than 2months due to time away
>repeat new cargo container new promised lands
Can't complain went into the job knowing its traveling and enjoy the cutural expierences. Miserable home life however. Longest relationship was when I was 16 and I miss being in love.
>>27584044
No,I live in a cold place+lots of clothes keep it very cold.Exactly at 37 degrees.
>>27584024
I dropped out of college as well. It's a shame, as that was my chance to "reinvent myself" or whatever. It's really hard to make friends outside of structured institutions, I'm finding out, and even harder to find a gf if you don't have friends so it's like a never ending loop.
>>27582589
>NEET
>in college
>neet
>wake up nervous
>if dad works days get sister ready for school
>if dad works nights stay in room until he leaves
>play video game of choice and play on my laptop all day
>eat once or twice during the day
>either subtly mocked by parents or out right made fun of
>jerk off and go to sleep sad at 2-4am
applied for school and applied for funding if i don't get the funding i'm fucked and can't go if i manage to get in. if that happens idk what to do either get a fucking minimum wage job or kill myself.
>>27583063
I work for an insurance company where I basically just create forms for clients. It's as boring as it sounds
>>27583892
Lazy fuck
>wake up at 3:30 or 4:00 or 5:00 or 5:30 depending on the mood of boss
>shit shower shave (maybe)
>leave house about 20-25 minutes before work starts
>maybe get slice of old pizza at convenience store
>work 6-10 hours depending on what day it is
>take 10 minute break
>take 20 minute break
>leave at about 2:30 usually
>home
>check internet for hour
>go to parents
>stay until 6:00 or 7:00
>home
>tv or shitposting
>in bed by 7 or 8 or 9
>rinse and repeat 6 days a week for the rest of my life
>>27582847
bagels are jew aren't they? even more so now because if i get dempster bagels they're like half the size they once were for a lot more because canadian dollar is aids.
>get fucked in bed
>>27584153
yeah...and I am teetering right on the edge of that loop with my gf as my only social link. pretty scary desu. but do we really have to go back to school to develop friendships? wtf
>>27582589
>wake up at 5:00 am
>get ready for school
>brush, wash face, shower
>put on concealer to hide my dark circles
>eat some piece of shit meal for breakfast
>relax a little
>leave the house at 6am
>bus for almost 2 fucking hours
>class starts a 8am
>pretend to do listen to the lecture for 3 hours
>11am: break time
>sit alone in the corner on my laptop and watch videos feeling comfy
>12pm: next class, pretend to listen again
>2pm: consider staying after school to do work, think to myself I'll do it tomorrow instead
>4pm: get home
>sleep and watch videos until 6pm
>eat my 2nd meal of the day
>fuck around and try to avoid questions from parents
>go to bed at 9pm without doing any work
>wake up at 7
>fall asleep
>pattern continues until 12
>I finish a few tracks (im a musician) until about 2
>I download some roman paintings on /hr/
>Parents force me to eat around 3, as I haven't eaten in a day
>Fuck around for 40 minutes
It's 4 right now, I feel horrible.
>>27584079
how is it that I happen do i get this job?
>wake up at 10:30
>make some coffee
>shower
>drink coffee while shitposting, playing vidya or watching tv shows
>go to class at 12:30
>stay in class until either 4 or 7
>have either lunch or dinner
>spend rest of the day with gf or on the computer playing vidya/shitposting/tv shows
>go to bed at either 1 or 2 am
If I have weed:
>wake up
>get high
>eat
>play video games/make music
>nap
>wake up
>get high
>play video games/make music
>eat
>repeat until I run out of weed
If I don't have weed:
>wake up
>stave off negative emotions
>play video games
>stave off negative emotions
>play video games
>stave off negative emotions
>eat something
>try to sleep
>wake up three-four hours later
>repeat for around a week until I muster the courage to contact my Chad dealer who I barely know
I wish I was dead.
>>27584908
Let's make this thread a /stonergeneral/ thread,shall we? Here's my pipe.
>wake at 12:00
>read news
>watch tv/series if there is any
>eat breakfast
>alternate between programming and shitposting
>eat lunch
>alternate between programming and shitposting
>eat dinner
>alternate between programming and shitposting
>it's 3 am
>sleep
>>27584940
Let's not. Make your own thread.
>>27584553
I have a geology degree and work contracting for petroleum companies
If your not up for a degree Google mudlogging
>>27584940
that pipe looks retarded
>Wake up at like 6 AM
>Fap
>Go to school
>Shitpost on 4chan if I have a chance to do so
>Return home
>Eat dinner
>Vidya/4chan/other stuff
>Go on irc and tell people that I want to kill myself
>Go to bed
>Wake up at 0500
>Shower, shave, brush teeth
>Make breakfast, usually eggs and toast, sometimes pancakes, bagel and fruit at the least
>Watch some YouTube while I sip my coffee
>Leave apartment at 0620, kiss wife goodbye, maybe slap her ass for a laugh
>Arrive at work about 0630
>1120: Protien bar for lunch then piss around on my phone or share bants with coworkers
>Back at desk by 1150
>Leave work at 1520
>Arrive home at 1530
>If I've done a lot of on-site work today, take a quick shower while wife cooks dinner
>Rest of the evening spent watching something on YouTube, video games, reading, whatever
>2100: Time to for bed
It's not an exciting life, but it is a comfy one.
>wake up 7am
>lay in bed watching tv/playing phone games until 9
>coffee
>cigarette
>weed
>browse 4chan till noon
>eat
>puke
>shower
>weed
>browse 4chan, nap
>wake up 6pm
>eat
>puke
>weed
>go to bed 11pm
it's a sad redundant life
>>27582589
>wake up at 7
>leave to go to work at 7:40 and clock on at 8
>do dishes when i get there
>go do prep the rest of the day until 2
>go back to dish room and help dishwasher until 3
>go home and take a shower
>swipe right on tinder
>look at snapchat stories
>shitpost on r9k
>play runescape
maybe a might play some age of empires 2 later
tfw dry of weed
might steal one my dads beers
>Wake up at 9
>Eat breakfast while getting on PC to check updates from sites
>Shower
>WoW dailies
>Do something on PC until lunch
>Lunch at noon
>Fap n nap at 1
>Wake up ~2:30-3
>On PC until dinner at 7ish
>On Tues Wed Thurs, WoW raid at 9pm to midnight
>Other days, just more PC shit
>Maybe fap on PC until bed - some time between 2am and 3am, maybe later if really good fap session
>>27582589
>be student kinda-ish
>wake up at 7 am
>eat breakfast
>take medicine
>brush teeth
>shower
>catch the train
>arrive at mental hospital
>chit chat
>do mental hospital stuff(sport, meditation, art, solo therapy, doctor visits, group therapy etc,)
>eat
>do more mental hospital stuff
>go home
>eat something
>shit post
>read a book
>floss
>brush teeth
>take meds
>sleep
Pretty boring desu
>wake up at 12-2pm
>usually stay in bed for a bit until I muster the energy to browse r9k on my phone
>shower
>short nap
>play osu or browse the internet for a couple hours
>masturbate (by now its almost midnight)
>watch something or just go on 4chan until I'm too tired to keep my eyes open (usually 3-4am)
>sleep
That's it pretty much, I gave up on socialising and real hobbies about a year ago, I'm not happy, I think about suicide everyday as I'm sure many of you do. I'm too lazy to take the initiative to change my life and I know I always will be. I know I don't deserve anyone because I cant even look after myself but I cant help but feel lonely
>>27582589
>be NEET
>get woken up by my mother banging around the washroom next to my room at like 8 in the morning
>fall back asleep
>wake up to my alarm set for 10:30 or maybe 11:30
>fall back asleep
>wake up to my parents asking me if I'm awake around noon
>fall back asleep
>finally wake up naturally around 1 or 2
>eat breakfast until three-ish while shitposting
>walk dog for like 15 minutes
>shitpost for another 3 or 4 hours
>shitpost while eating lunch around 7pm
>shitpost some more
>tell myself that this time Im going to bed early
>shitpost until midnight or 1am
>play an hour or two of vidya
>eat supper around 2am while watching youtube
>realize that's now like 3-4am
>go to bed
>play some bullshit games on my phone
>maybe listen to a podcast and some music
>get up to piss again
>finally pass out around 5 or 6am
>start it all over again
>6:44 alarm, shower eat
>7:24 leave for bus/train
>8-whenever school
>4 eat and watch garbage on TV
>4:30-11ish sleep on couch
>wake up and do homework until alarm
I'm super behind on a group project and no one is online 11pm-8am so I grind out hours and get nowhere
I can basically only sleep on the couch because if I try to sleep normally my brain panics about the group project
Get up at 11am
Fap
Piss
Browse internet till 12pm
Scatter to the kitchen
Make eggies and toast, leave mess
Crawl back in bed
Shitpost till mommy goes to work at 3:15pm
fap with door open
Enjoy alone time, watch animes 4:30pm
Eat more food 5pm
Feed and groom cat 5:15pm
Go on an outside adventure 5:20-6:30pm ( walking atm )
Scram home before mumsy does
Quickly clean mess
Cook dinner for mommy and I, 7pm
Eat, hide upstairs till 11pm
When mommy sleeping sneak downstairs get more food
Browse internet more 12am
Watch anime, snack and fap till 5-6am before crying to sleep.
I brush teeth/shower only twice a week, usually at 5:30pm or later.
>be NEET
>wake up
>report for on-the-job training
>finish in the evening, head to my night classes
>get home, do some homework
>fall asleep
>>27587609
>NEET
>job
>classes
>homework
what the fuck are you talking about senpai
workday
>wake up at 7:30
>browse phone until 8
>shower, maybe masturbate, dress, etcetera
>fry a couple eggs and eat cheerios
>Bus stop by 8:30
>Test software till 5
>Bus back home between 5:30 and 6 depending on how full busses are.
>YouTube videos, reading, browsing internet
>Make dinner around 8
>More YouTube, reading, browsing internet
>Sleep by 11:30
weekend
>wake up at 7:30 (or else my routine will get fucked for the week)
>YouTube, reading, browsing internet, cooking and eating when hungry
>asleep by 11:30 (otherwise my routine will get fucked for the week)
>>27587530
Now I'm making dindin
Do people here even are NEETs? Most of these neet posts are so made-up shitposts, pretending to be a neet.
>wake up at 3pm
>sister has friends over cant go downstairs for food
>shitpost till they go home
>eat with a movie
>shitpost till dinner
>take dinner upstairs for a movie
>play vidya and shitpost till 4-5am
>sleep
God damn this thread is depressing, what's happening to us?
>be Uni slave in over my head
>week days when I'm not at Uni just study 9AM-late afternoon
>light study breaks in between and go outside so my eyes don't get fucked and I get vitamin D
>make no progress, just rage and end up going on the computer around 5-6PM and play until midnight
JUST
>be NEET
>wake up 3PM feeling like shit although I've done nothing the day before
>start up computer and wait for it to get to login screen and login
>smoke a cig immediately after
>sit on comp
>open facebook and skype
>check notifications and messages
>smoke 3 more cigs within an hour
>microwave a frozen dinner
>still on computer
>eat it
>drink coffee
>begin chatting
>smoke cigs continuously throughout day
>still on computer
>have 2 more cups of coffee throughout day
>if it's been 2 or more days I fap sometime during the night
>go to sleep 6am
>>27582790
fucking this
god damn reddit special snowflakes who saw le xd funny screenshots on r/4chan immigrating to this place everyday they need to fuck off and die
>9:30am
>wake up
>go to kitchen
>eat something quick
>come back to laptop
>Check sites for updates
>Shitpost on 4chan
>12:00
>go back to kitchen
>Have a drink
>Back to laptop
>Play some vydia
>2:00
>shitpost on 4chan
>Play more vydia
>5:00
>Go back to eat something quick
>back to laptop
>Browse kickass for new movies
>Download a few
>Watch movies
>9:00pm
>Shower
>Sleep
