I'm out, /r9k/. I've somehow become an ultrachad lightningcock, and I don't belong here anymore.
I managed to cuck two chads and get my oneitis, so I assume that I've gained their powers. If anyone wants it, I'll greentext, and it involved both chads crying, and it's pretty good.
Sorry, no roleplay aloud.
Thanks anyway!
sure let's hear it
>>26033900
You were never a robot in the first place,faggot.
>pls greentext
>>26033900
Pass.
Thanks anyway, J.K. Rowling.
Sounds like bullshit but the dubs demand my attention.
>>26033900
Oi type those fucking greentexts already attention whore
Get out normie
>RREEEEEEEEE
>mods plz
>>26033917
>be me
>chad friend is being asshole to oneitis and happens to be dating her
>"accidentally" let it slip about how much of an asshole he is
>they break up
>wasn't expecting that
>chad cries like a little bitch
>get in close with oneitis
>she has another suitor, chadbro
>says she really likes us both and has to choose
>convince her to choose me
>next day at school glance at chadbro
>tears in his eyes
>>26033943
Oh and inb4 underage, I'm 18, senior in HS.
>>26033943
chads don't cry over whores m8
>>26033943
>>26033950
Terrible story.
2/10
Can't believe I wasted my time from watching waifu-hentai for this.
>>26033959
A month later, Chad 1 at least is fucking Stacy now, so yeah, he is a Chad.
>>26033943
Cancer/10
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.faggotoriginal
>>26033943
>chad friend
>get in close with oneitis
Stop there. How did you become friends with a chad?
How did you get close with a girl?
>>26033943
>highschool drama
>Chads aren't chads just a bit better looking than OP
>three regular seniors obsessing over some 6/10
Worst story I've read in a long time really.
>>26033943
>>"accidentally" let it slip about how much of an asshole he is
>>they break up
Did you really think anyone would believe this? This reads so fucking badly, I don't even know where to begin. You must be one dumb motherfucker KEK
>>26033943
How did you convince her?
When did you become friends with the guy you're obviously rivals with? Was there a betrayal that he was complacent and had no idea you were hitting her up?
This green text is like those fucking porn stories written like
>I know these two girls
>I like these two girls
>Want to have sex with two girls
>Am alone with one girl and for some reason we start having sex
>I'm all like "oh yeah this is sex you like that girl im having sex with"
>Then other girl I want to have sex with shows up
>And then despite not suppose to use. And at the beginning of a sentence and my grammar and writing style is horrible this other girl is down to fuck
>Start to have sex with other girl
>And I'm like "oh yeah this is sex you like that other girl I'm having sex with"
>I'm pumping pussy and like oh yeah this is sex she likes it
>And I start having sex with other girl again and im like oh yeah this is sex and she likes it.
>>26033943
>says she really likes us both and has to choose
>convince her to choose me
What the fuck? Is that an american thing? Or you simply have no self respect?
>>26034530
Oh goodness is this a eurocuck?
Most of us were raised on stories of my great-grandpa went to Europe and banged your granny in the war because she was totally down for it. Are you sure you're not at least just a little bit American, if you know what I mean.
>>26034457
We had some really, deep and heartfelt talks with each other, and I wrote her a bunch of autism tier poetry and love-letters.
>>26034457
>>26034896
Me and Chad were friends for like all of high school, and he began dating oneitis, didn't know that I liked her, so I waited for my chance, mi familia.
>>26033943
YOU CALL THIS A FUCKING GREENTEXT? A FUCKING DOZEN LINE ACCOUNT OF HOW YOU GOT A GIRLFRIEND IN YOUR FUCKING HORMONE-SATURATED ZIT-ADDLED LOW-STAKES ASS HIGHSCHOOL?
FUCKING HELL.
GET THE FUCK OFF THIS BOARD AND GO BACK TO /B/ WITH THE REST OF YOUR BORING TWATSCHOOL FRIENDS.
>>26034457
>>26034457
you sound like a newfag and a normie
