Give me one sentence that I can say to a girl that will make her love me
"Come here honey, my cum is honey"
"Suck my balls and i'll suck yours"
is that syphilies?
>>26033022
>Cumming caramel
The only sentence you should be saying to a girl is, "are you a doctor?"
>>26033022
I have 10 million dollars.
"my penis is 7 inches long, and i want to have sexual relations with you"
I have a very large collection of japanese cartoons and am a classy gentleman who knows how to treat a lady.
>>26033115
Wait is there something wrong?
>>26033191
Fo sho. nigga
What the fuck is wrong with that guy's cum???
My cum is flammable, does arson turn you on?
>>26033022
It'd be wise to start with "Hello."
>>26033397
>Not starting with gimme sum dat
Confirmed for virgin
I'm in this thread because my jizz used to be like that but eventually went normal
i was a virgin fag when it happened so i don't think it could be an sti
>>26033452
you ever get it checked out?
>>26033022
Say something honest and sincere about what you like about her or how she makes you feel. But never do that before you've slept with her for a while (about 3 months will do) and exclusivity has been established between the two of you. Good luck.
>>26033488
nah i was too scared
i had sisters who were really slutty so i probally could have picked something up from the toilet seat
>>26033022
>you look really pretty today?
>have you lost weight recently?
>>26033570
>you look really pretty today?
So I don't always look pretty?
>have you lost weight recently?
Are you saying I was fat?
>>26033570
>>have you lost weight recently?
>You seem malnourished. Are you suffering from internal parasites?
>>26033581
Not him, but OP didn't clarify the context. How long have you known her, have you already been intmate with her etc.
Early on, it is better to tease girls a bit and hide your true feelings desu. Just use small gestures that make her ask herself if you're into her or not.
>>26033022
I just sold my business for $10 million.
>>26033022
i never cum yellow cum anymore
but the few time i came yellow cum were THE BEST ORGASMS OF MY LIFE AHHHHH YEEEAAAAH
>>26033684
if i ever cum anything that isnt white or clear I'll take a shotgun to the noggin
