Ask a fat virgin femanon anything.
Why not lose weight and have an easy life?
>>29254779
humbruerbere
puke
Do you shave your pussy?
>>29254779
I was on this dating site, didn't work out. There was a rating system and I've seen pictures of some really undesirable women. Must suck.
If you have a nice face, losing weight will help.
Otherwise you are kind of fucked.
Might be worth it though to eat more healthy if that is what is causing you to be fat. You'll feel better and healthier.
Also tip: please don't post pictures of you and your dog.
Who's the ugly girl OP?
>>29254804
I gained it all back my junior and senior years of HS from stress eating and I've never gotten my shit straight.
>>29254809
Clever :^)
>>29254831
Yes.
>>29254845
>Also tip: please don't post pictures of you and your dog.
Took me too long to figure that out.
>>29254858
Me ;_;
tyl
>>29254779
Why am I this hard
need better pixWould the thought of someone jacking off to you turn you on?
>>29254913
>need better pix
No
>Would the thought of someone jacking off to you turn you on?
No
>>29254779
You should know the basic rules. Timestamp.
>>29254804
She doesnt even have to lose weight. Theres plenty of men who would gladly fuck a fat girl. That's how much of a loser and a failure OP is.
>>29254928
Welp, you got me. I'm not really her, I'm just a bitter beta that was rejected by her hot and spicy ass.
>>29254779
How's it feel to know, even as putrid as you are now, you still have power over most men and could fuck chad of you pleased?
>>29254921
Well you're no fun at all
>>29254970
That's why I'm still a virgin :^)
>>29254994
Do you want to remain a virgin?
>>29254779
Happy 18th birthday you "forever alone" virgin
>>29254779
Holy shit... Are you a jew who happens to live in somewhat upstare new york? I think I know you
>>29254994
Daily reminder that women only remain virgins out of personal choice and could easily have sex if they wanted to
>>29254964
Not good because I just want a nice guy to be comfy with, maybe even have kids someday once I lose weight (dat gestational diabetes)
>>29254998
Until I find the right guy.
>>29255003
I'm 25 and never dated a guy, never even held hands and kissed.
>>29255016
N-No
>>29255037
Losing your virginity to random people isn't a good thing
>>29254779
LAURA B? IS THAT YPU?
>>29255061
Holy shit I was about to say Laura R
Are you from Kentucky femanon?
>>29255046
>until I find the right guy
There are literally millions of "right guys" out there who'd be happy to fulfil your betamale fantasy. The only reason you haven't found him yet is because you're expecting a perfect match, your own personal Chad, and that person just doesn't exist.
>>29255061
Nope
>>29255072
Nah
>>29255087
Are you?
The trinity of bait:
>Weight
>Woman
>Virgin
Look at all these guaranteed replies!
>>29255093
>There are literally millions of "right guys" out there who'd be happy to fulfil your betamale fantasy.
I just don't want a guy who wines more than me about shit.
>The only reason you haven't found him yet is because you're expecting a perfect match, your own personal Chad, and that person just doesn't exist.
No, I mostly just don't want a guy who has more mental health issues than me and is unable to hold a stable life.
wtf you look like you're 7
Lmao you look like me. Every femanon either looks like a scene crackwhore or a middle aged Jewish divorcee
>>29255099
Not Kentucky but if you are I think I might know you.
>>29255114
I guess my whole life is bait.
>like pottery
>>29255124
It's the fat.
>>29255130
I always thought I looked like John Popper, well that's what the kids called me in HS. *Anonnet* Popper eventually became *Annonet* Pooper :/
>>29255178
>Anonnet
Why are you even still alive
>>29254779
>>29255130
god why do you fucking exist
i'm feeling physically sick right now
>>29254779
Last time I spoke to you, you said you'd had a bf and that you weren't a virgin. Fucking liar
>>29254779
why do you visit this shithole called r9k? Are you a masochist?
>>29255230
God :^)
>>29255396
Oh really now? Am I supposed to know who you are?
Would you date a Scotch-Irish Asian? I need to know ;_;
>>29255472
>Am I supposed to know who you are?
No. I am just wondering why you lied.
>>29255117
well, if you actually want male company you'll have to realize that you're not desirable and settle for whoever you can get, like most beta men do
>>29255468
I've lurked and posted here for years. I just never posted my face or attention fagged before.
>>29255479
If he was nice.
>>29255504
When did I lie?
>>29255524
Man you're bitter :3
>>29255559
are you not bothered by all the hate women get here?
Can we all just abandon thread please? I'm getting heart disease just by reading these replies.
>>29255621
Nope, I think about 50% of it is just misguided or simply some angst over some of the stupid shit men and boys have to put up with in society, and the other 50% is banter.
>>29255676
I get it, cuz I'm fat, right?
>>29255734
It's just because you're attention-whoring by using "omg i'm a fat female virgin better flaunt that in people's face and have no meaningful conversation xdd" and I'm sick of seeing this shit on my board
>>29255575
I realize why you feel I sound bitter, but the more I read your posts the more I feel you're actually making excuses not to date anyone. Either way, I know really few people who are with a person they really like, most settle in a way or another.
Or maybe you're a male just baiting everyone. Who knows
>>29255711
>angst over some of the stupid shit men and boys have to put up with in society
wow, it's like some nigger reasoning with the klan
>>29255773
Real or not, I am tired of seeing this shit this often too. The same things always happen
>timestamp
>I just can't find the right guy
>you're just a slut
>why are you so fat/ugly
>omg skype pls
>etc
>>29255835
Yep, it's turning this board into a cancerous cesspit
What's the point of making the comments original if the threads still aren't
>>29254779
so do you actually miss sex?
Someone should be shot you. You're an ugly fat slob.
>Pic related you.
>You 24/7
You fat fuck. IDK how you managed to fit through your mothers front door.
>>29255773
>"omg i'm a fat female virgin better flaunt that in people's face and have no meaningful conversation xdd"
I haven't seen a SINGLE post that proposed any sort of argument or meaningful conversation.
>>29255787
I'm not saying that I'm not willing to settle but I don't want it to feel like either of us are settling single it usually leads to infidelity
>>29256154
>miss
I'd like to get bent over and fucked like an animal sometimes but I have the impulse control to just go masturbate or watch something that changes my mood.
>>29256187
>shot at
>implying you can penetrate my blubber
>>29256789
you don't type or think remotely like a female, you're just some neckbeard looking for attention
>>29256828
Nope. :3 I've just lurked and been here so long that I type like a dude
>>29256789
I would rape you gently while to cried and then unload my cum into you.
Have fun raising my kids
pix of op anywhere?
original oregano
>>29255046
>I'm 25 and never dated a guy, never even held hands and kissed.
Why? That ain't how you "find the right guy."
>>29256865
How sweet. :3
>>29256908
Since you asked nicely, have one I cropped from my webcam
>>29256975
You don't find the right person by being a whore anon
>>29257052
thanks,
why is everyone hating on you again??? i read the thread and don't get it
>>29257052
o you're a fugly roach
>>29257052
What do you want now, orbiters?
Fuck off you dumb fat whore, I'm sorry that Chad ignores you but don't come here trying to fuck with the minds of sad desperate robots
kill yourself
>>29257078
Because I embody a lot of things that they both despise about themselves and despise about the status of women. It's only natural and not really a fault of their own. I mean... this is just a n anonymous Japanese image board, so I don't really mind it.
>>29257052
GOD DAYUM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pgbuUTsHaVk
>>29257095
>o you're a fugly roach
Something like that..
>>29257098
>What do you want now, orbiters?
I already have en entire solar system but that's not a me thing, that's a astrophysics thing ;-;
>>29257150
Kek
>>29257117
well, i don't see them being brave and posting themselves.
you seem nice/cute, would impregnate.
>>29257189
Are you white and either in college or working or at least planning to?
>>29256908
>>29255479
>>29255396
>>29254970
>>29254928
>>29254913
>>29254831
Holy shit, you thirsty fucks are the exact reason why women come here . VALIDATION!!! You're that desperate for a landwhale ? Get the fuck outta here. I bet OP doesn't even want help, just want some pathetic beta to compliment her because she can't get it from attractive guys since they actually have standards
>>29257218
fact, all fat whores are pieces of shit, they are the worst kind of scum out there
Not joking, they are really shit people
>>29257218
>is disgustingly fat virgin
>still demands an educated white man
>>29256828
This is actually true and it's a massive turnoff, believe it or not but we want our women to talk and act feminine. Be emotional, be sweet and be cute.
Some other advice for you in case that's actually you in the OP:
>lose weight
>fix your hair
>stop with the feminazi tumblrite look and dress your age
>lose your fucking weight
>stop behaving like a guy
>LOSE WEIGHT
This might sound harsh but this will really benefit you and doing all that you can easily get a bf to love you. Especially since being a virgin is just good for girls.
>>29257218
white/30/male/straight/salaried 9-5'er as a network admin.
>>29257218
You are the prime example why I have a skinny girlfriend, you fat fucks try to compensate for your immense ugliness by trying to have quirky personalities but ultimately just make toy more unattractive.
>>29257237
What this anon said, have some fucking standards.
Ok I remember. Does your name begin with H?
>>29257386
Hambeast?og comment
>>29257271
But anon, I'm not a whore :^), I'm a virgin
>>29257289
>still demands an educated white man
I want a white guy because I want our children to be white and the only black and hispanic men who date fat white women are pieces of shit with a small minority. Also he doesn't have to be educated, if he's working it fine too preferably something that he can make a career of but if he's a waiter while he's going through school for a trade or something I have zero problem with it.
>>29257294
Neat. Shoe size?
>>29257324
>You are the prime example why I have a skinny girlfriend, you fat fucks try to compensate for your immense ugliness by trying to have quirky personalities but ultimately just make toy more unattractive.
Or maybe you have a skinny girlfriend because you're skinny yourself and find skinny people attractive?
>>29257386
No, close though.
>>29257501
13.5 wide
>>29257501
You ignored my post. Don't you want to improve? Do you think you deserve a bf even though you haven't done shit to become attractive?
>>29257052
>dating someone is being a whore
This is why you're alone.
>>29257577
Everyone finds different things attractive. Sounds like you want her to make herself attractive to YOU.
>>29257535
>*sloshing noises*
Post 'em? Are they hairy?
>>29257577
>You ignored my post.
Sorry, which post was that
>Don't you want to improve?
Yeah and I'm in the process of doing it, it just takes time..
>Do you think you deserve a bf even though you haven't done shit to become attractive?
I don't think anyone deserves anything. I think that I haven't improved my odds much but... I don't know how much it'd matter anywas
>>29257606
Nobody finds fat boyish girls attractive. Ye there's a couple of chubby chasers but that's 100% sexual attraction, not emotional.
>>29257590
>This is why you're alone.
And if I came here and told you all that I had dated, kissed, and done sexual acts with a man before then you'd all call me a whore :3
>>29257606
Please don't white knight me f.a.m. He has a right to his opinion.
>>29257647
>And if I came here and told you all that I had dated, kissed, and done sexual acts with a man before then you'd all call me a whore :3
That's true, but in all honesty if the reason you've never attempted to date any guy is because you don't want to be "a whore" then you're probably going to die alone.
Out of curiosity, what kind of situation would have to come about for you to willingly get with a guy?
>>29257626
are my feet hairy? not terribly, toes are though lol
>>29257626
What are you doing to improve yourself? Really if I was you I'd be happy it's something I can fix. I can't do anything about my receding hairline and weak jaw.
>Women comes here just to get attention
>pretends to be robot somehow
Jesus either decent bait to see all the summer fags or this place is becoming more like membook and reddit everyday
>>29257052
hey you remind me of a girl in my class, even though she wasn't overweight, but she was a cutie
Try and lose some weight and i can guarantee you'll be a cutie
Lose the awkward glasses too
>>29257647
You don't have to sequester yourself in a nunnery not to be a whore. Just don't fuck on the first date, or until things get serious.
why are you people feeding this roastie (You)s? i understand why you do it when the roastie is at least marginally attractive because i know some of you are still young and in your pathetically desperate phase, but for the love of god why give attention to a cave troll like this? nothing can possibly be gained from it.
>>29257684
>That's true, but in all honesty if the reason you've never attempted to date any guy is because you don't want to be "a whore" then you're probably going to die alone.
It's not the only reason, obviously but it is a factor. Idk, I just want to click with a guy before I take that leap.
>>29257687
Post.
>>29257689
>What are you doing to improve yourself?
Losing about almost ten pounds a month for the past five months. Down 47 pounds about.
>Really if I was you I'd be happy it's something I can fix.
I'll still have to deal with all the loose skin at the end of it, plus I know I have a pretty busted face and bad skin so...
> I can't do anything about my receding hairline and weak jaw.
The hairline sucks I imagine but a lot of guys look hot AF with shaved heads. As for the weak jaw, if you also have a weak chin, have you considered mentoplasty like pic related?
>>29257792
nooooooooo
what will you do with such images
>>29257748
I've seen threads like this before for years and they always turn out the same. I generally avoided making one because it was attentionwhoring but I'm past the point of caring about post qualiyt :^)
>>29257751
>lose the glasses
I literally can't see without them
>inb4 get contacts
What you can't see in all the pics is the fact that I have a lazy eye which I need the glasses to correct for.
>>29257766
>implying fucking on the second date is okay or until the arbitrary "things get serious" point is reached
I was thinking more like marriage :3
>>29257780
Desperation.
>>29254779
What do you look for in a guy? What are your dreams and goals?
tits or gtfo disgusting virgin whore
>>29257856
>What do you look for in a guy?
Well
>white (or light hispanic)
>working or doing something besides jacking off to hentai all day
>somewhere between 5'4" and 6'4"
>average sized penor
>wants to have kids someday
>isn't a moron, or if he is, in a loving and genuine way and not a "get me a twelve pack of budlite and a pack of camels when you run to the store"
Honestly can't think of much else and hell, most of these but the kids and white thing aren't set in stone.
>What are your dreams and goals?
To be a mother, preferably 3-4 kids, and have the kind of home for them that I wasn't able to have as a kid :3
>>29257792
HAHAHAHAHAHA why the fuck did you make this thread you dumbass.
All you do is protect your ego "IM NOT A SACK OF HUMAN SHIT I TRY! TO LOSE WEIGHT" all of this thread is an extension of your ego as you are a terrible human being who wants to pardon her faults by allowing losers to accept who she is. I really love how even in anonymous message boards women try to still obtain social capital its fucking pathetic. The female gender really is a disappointing creation of epic proportions.
>>29257975
Literally what? All I was doing was responding to a couple of questions?
>>29257960
will you let me cum inside you every day
(i am the hairy toe guy)
>>29257052
>>29257218
Lose weight.
Male or female. fat people are disgusting degenerates. Openly displaying laziness and indifference to your health, and appearing slovenly are why nobody will ever want to touch you. You're repulsing from a superficial level all the way down to the biological level.
>>29257960
You seem pretty great, I hope you meet that guy soon.
>>29258012
>will you let me cum inside you every day
>(i am the hairy toe guy)
If we're ready for kids, absolutely. Otherwise probs not.
>>29258027
I'm working on it faggot.
>>29258038
>being sarcastic
>2016
Is it 2007 again?
>>29257792
That's good, keep it up and I'm sure your looks will be alright. Your personality seems to be pretty unattractive aswell. Maybe it's just that you adjust to the chan culture but cynicism and coldness is a massive turnoff. So is quirkyness btw.
As for my problems, I hope to afford surgery one day but until then I'm fucked.
>>29258097
nice.
well, toe guy signing off, good luck
>>29254779
>failing live
>in easy mode
>>29258097
I wasn't being sarcastic though.
>>29258103
>That's good, keep it up and I'm sure your looks will be alright.
Doubtful but at least I'll be healthy
>Your personality seems to be pretty unattractive aswell. Maybe it's just that you adjust to the chan culture but cynicism and coldness is a massive turnoff. So is quirkyness btw.
I'd rather be "cold" here than some fake cunt :^)
>>29258124
Yes.
>>29258126
But I'm not failing.
>>29258315
If you're serious then you're clearly a fellow femanon and thus, with all due respect, no thanks.
>>29258372
>no thanks
I'm not sure I follow. I wasn't making any sort of offer.
>>29258407
>I'm not sure I follow. I wasn't making any sort of offer.
You're presenting a compliment and out of pity or something and I'm kindly rejecting it.
>erping with a fatty
r9k has reached a new low
>>29258489
Oh ok, that's kinda weird but suit yourself.
>>29257999
just fuck off back to tumblr you fat cunt
>>29258540
>erping
What?
>>29258615
>Oh ok, that's kinda weird but suit yourself.
Fuck you
>>29258698
No u
>>29258898
Would you date a guy who's not a virgin, has Sexual experience, and isn't fat, but is short?
>>29258943
>Would you date a guy who's not a virgin, has Sexual experience, and isn't fat, but is short?
Depends on how much "experience" or what type. If you hired an escort I'd probably be uncomfortable with that, otherwise yeah
>>29254779
DAMN YOU FAT...please stop eating and get help with your eating disorder. 1400 cal per day all the water you can drink
>>29259007
come on, I'm serious, fuck off, get the fuck off this board you fat piece of shit
>>29254779
Why aren't you on reddit? This is an anonymous board, no one cares about your gender or life.
Remember to sage guys
>>29259033
Already in the process of losing weight f.a.m.
>>29259040
No, fuck you.
>>29259048
>no one cares about your gender or life
A lot of people seem to care that I'm a woman :^)
>A lot of people seem to care that I'm a woman :^)
do you even realise what board you're on, you fat fuck. of course everyone here wants to talk to your lard ass, now get off
>>29254779
I'm a fat virgin too, wanna fuck?
>men of any race would choose OP over me because she's white and I'm not
Kekekekkek time to end it
>>29254860
>Yes.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
no, absolutely NO, definitely NO!!!
>>29259072
I'm the guy who asked you if you'd date a short guy with Sexual experience. What if he's had 3 long term girlfriends in his lifetime.
>>29255479
Nope. I'd only date a Scotch-Whisky. Double.
>>29257052
WTF, now I'm in love with you.
W-WAIT, that's a six weeks old pic!
>>29257218
I'm even more interested in you. Would be glad to hear your voice calling me "darling".
>>29257289
>>still demands an educated white man
uneducated men are for niggers or sluts or both.
>>29257290
>>lose weight
you don't have to carry her on your shoulders
>>fix your hair
it ain't broken
>>stop with the feminazi tumblrite look and dress your age
you're too much expert in the field of feminazi tumblrite looks and dressin
>>lose your fucking weight
only if the doctor orders her to loose
>>stop behaving like a guy
why? she did not yet post trap pics
>>LOSE WEIGHT
it's better getting rid of bad mental habits than body weight.
you don't marry a "weight". you marry a person.
>>29257294
hey, that's me. when did I wrote your post?
>>29259405
go cuck yourself somewhere else
>>29257960
>>working or doing something besides jacking off to hentai all day
you're on the wrong website, madame
>>29259114
>do you even realise what board you're on, you fat fuck. of course everyone here wants to talk to your lard ass, now get off
But I thought you guys don't care about that stuff?
>>29259117
Hmmm
>>29259125
Doubtful, I bet you have some beautiful mocha skin or something.
>>29259181
I do from time to time but I usually just trim
>>29259195
If you've had three then they weren't long term enough
>>29259292
Yes.
>>29259308
I'm curious, why?
>>29259514
Nah, I know there are some decent guys here. Anyway I didn't make this thread looking for a boyfriend f.a.m.
>>29259518
>Hmmm
I take it as a "YES, Please!"
A girl like you is constantly hitting on me. How do I get her to stop?
Black anon here.
Do the desperate orbiters in this board have absolutely no standards whatsoever? Where's the dignity? Seriously
>>29259563
>I take it as a "YES, Please!"
Depends, are you a big guy?
>>29259518
Thanks for the mocha comment <3
Question: I have a friend that's a similar weight as you. How do I motivate her to lose weight? She had a really pretty face and is completely wasting it.
Do you feel like you're also wasting potential beauty?
>>29259589
Tell her you're gay, or if you work with her next time she gets close to you fart and blame her.
>>29259605
>black
>standards
Get fucked nigger, you have no idea the street harassment I get from thirsty niggas er'y day
>>29259640
>Question: I have a friend that's a similar weight as you. How do I motivate her to lose weight? She had a really pretty face and is completely wasting it.
Well that's kinda up to her honestly and a good friend wouldn't put it like that :^)
>Do you feel like you're also wasting potential beauty?
Not really, I'm pretty ugly anyway but I mostly just want to get healthy and be able to do the stuff I haven't been able to do since I was a teenager.
MODS please delete this useless thread, it has gone on for long enough now
>>29259655
So you just implied that you're unattractive.
Way to go. You're probably out of my league desu.
>>29259730
>Way to go. You're probably out of my league desu.
Chill f.a.m. I'm sure you'll find your own fat white woman someday
>>29259638
UUUU ;^)
niggerblox
>>29259804
>f.a.m.
get the fuck off already, are you mentally disabled?
just leave this fucking board you land whale waste of oxygen
>>29259804
You talk like a nigger anyway.
Kys hambeast
>>29259804
Silly anon, i'm not even attracted to white women, especially the fat ones
Like I said, you're out of my league and you should probably kill yourself for assualting my eyes in the first place :^)
>>29259845
>waste of oxygen
I have the right to come up or air too sometimes
>>29259896
You're right, I do.
>>29259901
Oh, you're retarded then? Awww, sorry. Also here's a heads up
>out of my league
Implies that I'm hot shit and you ain't shit.
u into grills baby
>>29259952
>I have the right to come up or air too sometimes
what the fuck does that even mean you dumbass
just fucking leave already
you >>literally<< look like you have an extra chromosome
>>29259638
my tummy is a big ball of lard, but also my bank account is big.
apparently this explains why I'm so comfy with girls - and why I did not yet find true love
>>29259655
>next time she gets close to you fart and blame her.
LOST!!!1!
>tfw you are a 27 y/o kv virgin
>tfw you wouldn't date OP
have i made it bros?
am I free?
>>29259988
I'm more of a smoker than a griller for my BBQ, my older brother has an awsome smoker that's like ten feet of just smoker
>>29259991
I forgot the "f".
>I have the right to come up for air too sometimes
As in, because I'm apparently a whale.
>>29260010
>apparently this explains why I'm so comfy with girls - and why I did not yet find true love
Because you're willynilly with blowing your money on whores?
>>29260114
>As in, because I'm apparently a whale.
a land whale you analphabetic retard
>>29259952
Yeaaah your comeback made no sense. Look, I know you're pretty butthurt about my initial post, but only because it's true. The only attention you're getting from the opposite gender is the desperate males from this board. You will not get attention from desirable males in real life and probably have low self esteem as a result, hence which is why you made a thread in the first place.
Perhaps if you weren't a delusional person with a disgusting body to boot, you would be getting male attention in real life. But oh well, beggers can't be choosers, lel.
>>29259518
Well they were each about 2-3 years so I'd say so.
>>29260154
/thread
op btfo by based blackanon
>>29260332
>he thinks 2-3 years is long term
>>29260114
>I'm more of a smoker than a griller for my BBQ, my older brother has an awsome smoker that's like ten feet of just smoker
not even funny what a surprise
die alone
>>29260154
No u
ert
>>29261001
>die alone
That's the plan :^)
>>29257218
You look like you'd be cool to hang out with, but I would treat you like a dude and you wouldn't appreciate it
>>29259125
>>men of any race would choose OP over me because she's white and I'm not
What ethnicity are you?
>>29262629
>You look like you'd be cool to hang out with, but I would treat you like a dude and you wouldn't appreciate it
What if I offered to blow you?
>>29262917
No. No no noooo. I would honestly rather let a man suck my dick, and I'm not gay
>>29263110
>would rather a man suck your dick than a woman, because she's fat and has a bit of a busted face
>not gay
Okay homo
>>29254860
Why would you shave your pussy if you're not getting laid?
>>29257052
If you lost weight you'd actually be really cute, like even by traditional standards.
>>29263267
Cleaner.
>>29263287
Thanks f.a.m.
>>29257052
My God you're ugly. You look like a failed gender studies teacher.
You look that weird aunty who never settles with any man and live with cats.
You look like you're in your mid-30s even if you probably are just in your early 20s.
You are terrible. Enjoy living in the basement and spending your pretty princess points on tendies.
>>29263305
>Cleaner
it's actually less hygienic, the purpose of pubic hair is to wick away sweat and debris from entering the vagina. it prevents UTIs and whatnot.
>>29263456
Yeah, if you're out in the wilderness without bathing for weeks, otherwise it just catches stuff and gets gross. Since I shower twice day I'm not too worried.
>>29256789
>but I have the impulse control to just go masturbate or watch something that changes my mood.
This already makes you more attractive than most women to me. Respect for that and trying to better yourself.
>>29263614
>This already makes you more attractive than most women to me. Respect for that and trying to better yourself.
You too senpai. We can all better the world a little bit by not... fucking it all up.
Why are ugly/fat people allowed to exist
>>29263732
Because this isn't Sparta
>>29263424
Jelly?
enml,
>>29264004
made me kek.
sehr original comment
>>29264615
Kraut speak?
>>29259655
>racist foot fag ham beast
Jesus someone put it down already.
>>29264719
*mooing sounds*
nooooooooooooo
>>29264640
ja, genau
>>29264815
Say "I want to milk your udders you fat cow" in German and record w/ voacroo. I'd love you.
>>29264905
*vocaroo
dfcgvhbjnkml
>>29259655
Whew lad are all racists on this site this unattractive?
If so, then I have nothing but pity for you guys tbqh
>>29265064
>reality is racist
yubnkml'
>>29264905
uhhhh well okay anon. I'm not even German though and I'm not sure if this is colloquially correct..
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0bCqY4lNeU4
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0bCqY4lNeU4
>>29265198
>I'm not even German though
Fuck
>>29265238
yup yup just some gringo muchacho who lives in the midwest US, who'd have thought.
You're kinda cute, I would date you.
>>29265282
>midwest
Where in the midwest?
>>29265328
Post hairy feet pls.
>>29265431
Illinois friendo
>>29265494
Ah, Nebraska here :^)
>>29265557
omaha here :3
>>29265494
lol neat. also congratz anon, cause I think nebraska is def more robot state than illinois
>>29265627
also omaha
>>29265627
>>29265657
two omahas
wew
>>29254779
Also from Omaha. so thats three omahans. yall hear lil wayne dying in omaha?
Will you show your breasts to us.
Would you ever willing date an anon.
whoa there are lots of omega males in this thread.
but then again, this is r9k, no normal human being would want you guys anyway
>>29265748
lol try me, there's a reason you're here too
>>29265708
>Will you show your breasts to us.
No.
>Would you ever willing date an anon.
Yes
>>29265840
>lol try me, there's a reason you're here too
yeah, i'm only here for the memes, not to beg for 3/10 women
What porn/hentai do you like?
>>29266100
Not big into hentai. As far as porn goes, idk a lot of the female friendly stuff is nice, same with amateur of non-fetish stuff. Not a big fan of industry porn that's a whole big performance and has multiple camera zooming in and out of some guys' dick pounding some loose cunted whore.
holy shit this thread is so bad that i miss the little bpd girl
>>29266362
Ehhh. Overrated f.a.m.
>>29265657
im in the north west near midtown O'
nebraska def more robot
>>29266569
>>29265657
>>29265696
>>29265627
What the fuck is wrong with Nebraska?
>>29266633
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Westroads_Mall_shooting
cant forget about this guy, failed normie. seen him before face to face many years ago
>>29266362
What was her story!?
>>29265448
Hope you like it.
>>29254779
Would you consider skyping and playing vidya with me.
>>29267084
Not hairy enough.
How it feels being a loser but still manage to get a lot of attention from betas like us?
How old are you?
Are you virgin by choice? If so what's your reasons...
I would like to ask you to marry me just like the other losers but I'm on the other side of the world.
>>29267109
Depends... what vidya?
>>29267228
>How it feels being a loser but still manage to get a lot of attention from betas like us?
Wonderful, this is what I live for.
>How old are you?
Read the thread
>Are you virgin by choice? If so what's your reasons...
Read the thread.
>I would like to ask you to marry me just like the other losers but I'm on the other side of the world.
Read the thread.
>>29267286
>Read the thread
Who are you? my high school teacher?
>>29267328
>Who are you? my high school teacher?
Yes.
