Who /25+virgin/ here?
>>29259080
I'm answering here because I'm not some normie.
31 year old virgin here with a 4 inch dick and no hopes or prospects
Is it just me, or has the number of virgin men increased significantly in this new age of social media and hookup culture?
I lost my virginity at 19
Am I allowed to be in this thread?
>>29261009
Depends...do you get sex on a regular basis?
>>29260968
Obviously it did.
Hookup culture and feminism are nature's way to get rid of beta men.
We've been on life support far too long, we need to die.
>>29261070
No we deserve a chance. We deserve love and happiness.
28 y/o virgin
it hurts to live
>>29259080
I turn 25 in less than three months.
>>29261138
Not according to mother nature.
Men are disposable, only the Chaddest of the Chads get to carry his genes.
You're a man.
You have to fight for your right to be happy, or die trying.
>>29261138
>No we deserve a chance. We deserve love and happiness.
>there are people on this board who unironically believe this
you don't deserve anything. no one deserves anything, faggot
>tfw 25
>tfw a girl you're talking to knows you're a virgin
I asked her why we haven't had sex yet and she said because she thinks she I don't know what I'm doing. The worst part is that she's 17 so how the fuck does she know?
>>29260499
what is it like?
originale
Good looking, good body, runner, can play the guitar and piano, sing in a band, good at drawing and art shit, make good money but don't talk much
>29y/o virgin
Stopped giving a fuck a few years ago, though
>>29260499
Post picture of dick senpai
>>29261161
Joining your club soon. Life is good actually.
>>29261399
you sound like me
oregano
Just turned 27.
That sucked. At least at 26 it was like I was basically 25 but now I am nearing dreaded 30. Still a virgin, still never had a real career. Still a manchild. I hate my life.
>>29261070
Sucks it happen in our lifetime. We are really like jesus, suffering so that others will not have to. Unlike him though, our sacrifice won't be remembered.
>>29261533
>oh gee i haven't put my dick in a wet hole. Oh life is sooooo miserable because of that.
Turning 30 soon
I don't mind
>>29261599
Thats not even the best part of having a gf.
>>29261023
Yes. I have a girlfriend who's eager to please
>>29261263
Forget her. Any further attempts to seduce her will make you look like a desperate creep to her.
390 pound 26 year old virgin here
>>29261399
How does this happen to you?
You sound like you were made specifically for women to want your dick.
>>29261675
>390 pound
Typical Murrican I guess :^)
>>29261621
most relationships are dysfunctional anyways. being at peace with yourself has more worth than fretting about this kind of shit
>>29260968
i think it actually decreases (at least in my country (france)), the 80s generation with first computer scientists especially in us and first "otaku" especially in japan were many and truly robots (virgins, no friends, etc)
but now it is cool to be "geek" for normies so more robot at highschool are socially accepted and no longer treated like creeps, there's actually more normies for me
>27
I've accepted it and now I don't usually feel bad about it anymore.
>>29259080
26
no friends
no gf
no job
just end it
>>29261263
bullshit chatter in your head.
>>29261225
>no one deserves anything
This nigga gets it. You either get it or you don't.They don't think it be like it is, but it do.
>>29261792
>>29261824
Don't give up! You deserve love and happiness too! Of course, it won't come for you, but you gotta be happy with yourself and work for what you desire!
>>29261863
What do you mean?
this is an original comment
>>29262012
worry less my original friend
>>29261792
>>29261502
>tfw turning 28 in a couple of months
When I turned 25 I felt a sense of existential dread but now that feel has either gone away or worse, I'm used to it.
If I don't off myself when I'm 30 then at least I've found enlightenment.
>>29261263
>The worst part is that she's 17 so how the fuck does she know?
Please tell me you're not that naive? Also why the fuck did you admit to being a virgin?
>>29262105
I didn't admit it at all. Somehow she just knows
>>29261263
>17 year old telling a 25 year old he dosent know what hes doing
JUST
>>29259080
26 senpai
some teen in another thread said i should use kik but i don't even know what the fuck that is and i don't even have friends or a phone
No women shows interest. They are just disgusted by my presence. I know I'm ugly but some even have bfs that look worse than me.
>26 soon.
>Wear perfume, sure it screams insecure but I want to smell nice.
>Manlet but fit.
>Just hate having pictures.
http://www.fragrantica.com/perfume/Versace/Eros-16657.html
>>29262355
There's nothing wrong with wearing cologne to smell nice as long as you don't overdo it.
And that fragrance smells fantastic, good choice senpai
Ayyy.
I'm just passing through this board though.
anyone have a really strong desire to change but don't know where to start and or just don't have the energy? That's where I'm at.
>>29262569
Where are you at right now?
>>29259080
lvl 32 this year
>>29262569
Just take small, baby steps to improve yourself. Whether that be taking up hobbies, going outside, socializing, exercising, getting a license etc. Follow your interests and see where they take you.
>>29259080
Finally went shaven head recently. Also short and beta though so it's pretty much game over for me. Pretty sure I'm realising I am retarded too. Like, just dumb as shit. It sucks.
I dont even know why I am bothering anymore.
>>29262569
well i'm 26 and giving nofap/no porn a try. on day 2 now. I never really tried seriously before, even if I only experience a placebo effect or nothing happens at all, it's at a minimum a test of willpower over something i've taken for granted and done daily for 15+ years.
>>29262569
Really depends on your age. I'm 25 so its pretty much game over for me, can't change when you're this far gone.
>>29262498
I wore it to the club as stated. Zero compliments. Maybe I do overdo it, but I can't smell it as much.
My favourite scent is Acqua di Gio and Boss Bottled No. 6. Recently brought ADG Perfumo and Perry Ellis 360 men. ADG Perfumo is nice but PE 360 urrrrggghhh.
>mfw I just spend money on colognes.
>mfw I want l'homme by YSL as a bday present.
>mfw stopped buying games.
>mfw brought Le Male, Eros, Blue Jeans, Versace Pour Homme, D&G The One, ADG, ADG Perfumo, Aqua Amara, Thallium in a span of one month
>mfw 100 ml.
>All thanks to this guy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bkgoyg1Lpus
>>29261675
>390 pound
jesus christ how?
Do you keep eating or??
>>29262775
>Aqua di Gio
That's a good summer fragrance imo. Do you dress nicely? If you don't dress nicely, then your scent doesn't mean shit.
>>29262569
I'm trying. Gonna join the military, at my age I don't know if they even want me. It all looks so bleak. I can't imagine myself getting even a decent job at this rate. Yeah, in theory you can work yourself up, but that really only seems to apply to sociable people. I am too aspie to do well in life, but not enough to qualify for bux. My parents demand I be self-sufficient and show no mercy. Its like everyone and everything wants me to fuck off and die unwanted.
>>29262872
Don't join the army try to get into the navy or coast guard. If I was like 19 - 21 thats what I would do but at nearly 26 i'm too damn old.
Women my age are all single mothers. You only have a few years to find a decent girl to settle down with. My window has passed. I don't have any friends either...
Just imagine a frog, I don't even have frog images.
>>29262905
>Just imagine a frog, I don't even have frog images
no excuses for that one faggot.
>>29262857
Pic related, but wore Eros instead to clubs.
>inb4 faggot.
>inb4 normie reeee.
>inb4 pleb taste.
>>29262899
Dude...I'm 26, joining anyway, fuck it.
>>29262569
The problem isn't that you have a gf or never had sex. It goes deeper, and when you tackle that it comes automatically. You want to break through bullet proof glass but there's a door around the corner.
>>29262798
not him, but it's more like you're at the point where you're so fat that your normal diet is just a lot of shit normal people don't eat and you do it continuously
because of how fat you are, too, most diets feel pointless because even with a year of working out or eating under 2k calories, you're still fat as fuck so you don't really feel like you're making progress and even if you do then you have so much skin you could probably glide through the air with it
>>29263006
They probably thought you were a faggot tbqh senpai
>>29263118
May as well end it senpai. No hopes or dreams, just false hope.
>>29261399
Why would someone come to the internet only to lie?
>tfw turning 25 this year
>made almost no progress in the past 4 years with anything in my life
>had girlfriend when I was 15
>cute girl
>huge tits
>just not my type
>she's super into me
>not really that into her. just going out with her because I'm lonely
>she wants sex
>I decline because I felt bad about taking the virginity of someone I don't really care about that much, especially because it was important to her
>literally had her naked in front of my with my dick out and I pass it up
>break up with her soon after because I felt bad about the whole thing
>turned 25 last month
>tfw this all could of been prevented
feels bad man
>>29263414
Damn son you could have been a normie. inb4 people say it doesn't matter. I think your life would have legitimately been pretty different.
I'm 38 years old. I've been having regular sex since I was 16 years old. It really is one of the best things. The first time a new girl wraps her hand around your dong and when you put your hands down her pants is the greatest. Totally worth the effort.
>almost 28
I'm more concerned that I have no friends, not even online.
I'm not even that introverted, I just find it tiring being around other people and keeping up appearances when I could be laying down at home in my underwear scratching my ass and stuffing my face watching something.
Also fuck holding in farts.
>>29263588
Have you ever thought about settling down? What kind of women do you usually sleep with and how do you meet them?
>>29263644
i'm your friend anonis being able to fart whenever you want worth living an unfulfilling life?
>>29263588
I'm sure you're naturally good looking hence that confidence.
Attractive people live life on easy mode.
>>29263588
post id card with age and a time stamp YOU GIANT LYING FAGGOT
30 year old Virginia here. Living alone while on an internship in DC. The wholen forever alone thing is really starting to hit home.
>>29263644
I'm 26 and I have the same problem, my guarded personality makes it hard to 'let people in'. Sure I share my interests with people at work but they ain't friends, they are aquaintances.
And I had an online friend, I threw him away. The only friend I had, cut ties with him, felt guilty having him.
>>29264061
>internship
Did you start school late or are you a masters/phd student?
I'm going to be heading down to DC over 4th of July weekend maybe we can befriends
>>29263737
I wouldn't know, I have to hold my farts in for 8 hours a day. Literally the hardest part of work.
>>29264113
Why the fuck would you feel guilty? It's not like he was driving you around or giving you money. I used to have a RL friend who was basically my chauffeur and I felt like shit.
>>29264179
It's my second degree fell for the stem meme. As long as you promise not to murder me we can be friends.
>>29259080
I was virgin until 31 but even then it was a one night stand type thing. I still don't know how that happened.
It didn't change anything however. Two years later and still haven't had sex again, girls & single moms reject me when I ask them out, dating apps/sites get me no matches/responses, AKA the usual real robot struggle that very few human males actually experience
>>29264252
I probably won't murder you. What are you studying?
>>29264197
It's complicated. But I'll give you the short answer; the entire friendship was all his effort, not mine. I brought nothing.
I thought after we split I would keep my promise to him and actually do things by my own efforts, make friends by my own hands. It's been 6 months and I haven't gone back online in 2.
>>29264317
Comp sci
This an original mayor desu
>>29264381
That's what everyone returns to school for. Do you have a Kik?
27 KHV with a life long case of clinical depression, here.
Ama
>>29264438
What's a kik m8?
This is original shit yo
>>29264506
r u forealzies
it's a messaging app that is linked to a username so it doesn't give out your phone number
>>29264574
Yeah I am total shut in.
Just got it.
I'm not one of you yet, but only because I'm 21. Can I participate knowing fully well that I will still be a virgin at 25, and ultimately my entire life?
>>29264659
No matter what's wrong with you now you still have time to fix it. Fuck off until then
>>29264622
Post it senpaipls
>>29264713raybol58
>>29264699
Well, well, well, looks like we found ourselves a normie. Hey dipshit, do you think that everyone has some potential to become a Chad? Some people are born so horribly ugly, with a personality so hazard, we're borderline inhuman. You wouldn't fuck the Elephant man, would you?
>>29264475
>life long case
seriously mentally ill here
i feel like there are some with mdd who are tough opera critics
whatever the treatments does, they are unsatisfied
even if they are feeling warm and fuzzy and laughing easily
is that you?
>>29264803
I can't afford treatment, but from when I was like 7 to 15, I bounced around various doctors and shit. In the later part of that time, I was on a few various things like Zoloft, and it made out on a shitload of weight. I don't remember ever feeling happy, or warm and fuzzy during that time. I just remember not really feeling anything, like I was just on autopilot. In retrospect, it was terrifying. Haven't taken anything since.
Not sure if that answered your question.
26, not a virgin, but it feels like I've lost the juice since getting out of a 2 1/2 year relationship a few months ago. I feel lost. Nothing really sticks these days. Not motivation, not chicks, its blah. I've got something of a freelance career going as a sidejob. I hate my regular job, but it pays the bills and keeps me fed.
This is probably not the place I should be seeking guidance or motivation. Sorry if this doesn't really contribute to the thread. Blah.
>>29259080
29 here, will I make it to wizardry?
kek ofcs I will, cya on the other side cunts
>>29264903
>I can't afford treatment,not that it's any of my business but if you're not in that shitty situation where you can "afford" health insurance but it's so bad it's as if you don't have any, and you're within 138% of the federal poverty limit (or 100% in shit states), you might wanna think about signing up for medicaid on healthcare.gov. i got on it when my life was completely falling apart a few years ago. somehow i ended up with the first psychiatrist i'd ever had who was alright and i was able to get stable again on some unexpected drugs and put things back together. it covers everything except a $3 copay for name brand drugs.
>29 virgin.
>had kisses and even touched boobs (over the shirt though).
>could have sex with a 4/10 but don't want to
I want a skinny girl, I am skinny myself so It's only fair.
>>29265182
Good for you, I'm not fucking American you privileged piece of shit.
>>29265182
I sit comfortably in the line where I make too much for help, but not enough to afford what's offered. The insurance that my job offers is intended for sales people making commission, and union workers in another state making $23+ and hour.
The cheapest insurance I was offered outside my job had $99 copays, a $5500 deductible, and 0 script coverage.
>>29259080
lost it at 29. sorry for crashing the party buckos B^)
>>29265281
holy shit how do they even call that insurance?
>>29265454
MURICA BITCHES
Uh, guys?
Why don't we all just meet up and fuck each other?
>>29265223
sorry anonone day justice as fairness will prevail and no longer will the violence of chance go unchecked
>>29259080
Right here man. Never go out and never stick my head out because I know I'll be rejected. I know I'm gonna be a virgin my whole life and I know I'll never have a family.
>>29265607
No it fucking won't.
26, turning 27 in January
I have a Masters and decent job in my field and live independently. From a young age, I always viewed women as "others" and never had any actual female friends, only acquaintences. I'm sure on some level that is playing a role in all of this.
I'm pretty guarded in general and don't have an easy time warming up to others. I talk about surface level stuff with coworkers, but like another anon said, they're not friends, and I don't shit where I eat. I have no interest in becoming friends with co-workers.
Having a non-existent social circle outside of a few family members I talk with regularly is also holding me back, I'm sure. At this point, I've resigned to the possibility of things just not working out in the relationship/sex department. If it happens, cool. If it doesn't, whatever.
>>29259080
25, know I'm too autistic and ugly to ever have a relationship, but I don't feel too bad about it. I can just devote time that I would've spent on a girlfriend into research, so it isn't that big of a loss. I don't want to deal with having to spend several hours a day on maintaining social status, building muscle, and interacting with her when someone better will inevitably come along. If I could just bang some girl and them make them leave before I got angry with them for being attracted to me, that would be ideal.
I was a 28yr virgin. Lost it to a hooker with a nice pair of legs and breasts
26 KV because I've never tried. Never asked a girl out or anything like that.
Funny thing is until recently I didn't give a fuck. I really didn't care at all. I went through all of college as a hermit because I just wanted to play video games and showed no interest in the women around me (well, of course I had sexual interest in some women I saw, but I never cared enough to try to pursue any).
Now I have periods where I really want to get a GF/sex although it waxes and wanes.
>>29265898
why couldn't you hold out breh?
26kv here. i dropped out of normie life at around age 19 when i was just not making any connections with people. ive neeted every since and now i feel like i wasted my youth. i should have kept trying. i lowered my standards and went on online dating this year. some landwhale agreed to have casual sex so i thought what the hell. i was disgusted by her body + mental block there was no way i was getting hard.
who here /doomed/
>>29262606
>32
>He was 20 something when Rocket Power came out
Hmmmmmmm
