Roll for your shitty superpower.
1 3 or 7 please
>tfw you realize most people had such fucked childhoods 0 is a superpower to them
>>29252055
haha you got a shitty one
what do you mean? can't everyone control their own thoughts?
>>29252002
Rolling on the river
Oregano
>>29252002
7 is great
>>29252002
Spinning the meme wheel senpai
>>29252002
7 and 0 are amazing
>>29252002
1 pleaseIt's the only thing good in the list
Henry Potter by Joan Kunt Rolling
OI OI ROLL
I'M YOUR BAKA BAKA TRIPFAG SENPAI
>>29252002
Theyre not even all that shitty, lets roll.
whatever asdf
this is not my only board
>>29252062
Yeah I do this too, I assume it's fairly common. But on the other hand a lot of people lack even basic self awarness, so I don't really know.
>>29252002
rollarino fammarno paieiraiinroino
But I already have power number 4. I'll get it right now.
>>29252002
6 BY GOD 6
>>29252002
roller originallio comentario
Gimmie a 3 or a 0.
>>29252062
Easy to get caught up in negativity and depression, also rollan
>>29252002
Rolling for 3 or 5
>>29252002
I already have this superpower.
>>29252178
Nice, effectively mind control. Just tell ppl i am -not- a handsome famous celebrity
>>29252002
50% would be ace for gambling
77777777 give 7777 please please please
something something lesbian oneitis
>>29252002
please 1 I have a breast expansion fetish
>>29252236
Fuq
Fuq
7 0 and 3
orig
>>29252002
Rolling for 4 aka infinite money, bet on something with a greater than 2 to 1 payout.
>>29252002
Rollipolliolli no muteroni
>>29252002
5 please, i want to still have hair
I don't understand 3, what does it mean?????
>>29252334
There is even an image to explain it, you get wings to fly with.
>>29252334
you can fly. but you have giant wings
>>29252002
qwerty wat
kjohuohiuobhuib
Please milk
>>29252002
I may be retarded but 4 has some amazing potential uses; if you approach any situation with multiple binary solutions such as say roulette or horse racing where the standard chance of a solution is less than 50% and pays out according then you massively boost your odds.
For example; lets say you approach a roulette table, there are 38 pockets of which one must be the solution. A single number pays out typically 35 to 1 with a 1 in 38 chance of winning, but with your power you know with a 50% certainty that its going to be a specific number, which in turn means that your odds literally drop to 1 in 2 as either your predication is right or it is wrong with a 50% chance.
Hence when you place bets consistently at the table then you will make about a 1600% return on any money you put in.
>>29252442
Isn't this animated?
meme
mememememememe
>>29252002
#6 is pretty baller, rolling for that
Are you kidding? Some of these are god tier.
4 4 4 4 4 4
organamamamanaa
>>29252002
>0
Made me kek out loud pretty hard
originalo rollo
I'm rolling down a hill hoping for the #1 !!!!
>>29252862
Crap! Invisibility is cool, though. I'll take it.
>>29252002
rilled
>>29252002
rollllllloriginallllling
roollingroooolllling
>>29252002
Rolling But doing it originally
>>29252002
8 is the best power by far. You can abuse the shit out of it with any simple negative statement like, "You don't owe me $50 dollars".
rolling for 3, 7 and 0.
but if I could turn anyone gay or straight at will, will they even stay?
FLIGHT FLIGHT FLIGHTTTT
I need 1 or 3
>>29252002
>
roll! yay i want anything but 2
>>29252002
rolliollipolli give me the formulolli without muteroni
2 would be great, great way to scare people. As would 7, turning every Chad and normie I see with a gf in public gay.
>>29252002
rolling for seven senpai
>>29252002
0 please
asdasddff
rollingmamamtiyolmr
>>29253289
OH GOD NO! I DON'T WANT TO SHIT HOT DOGS!! Unless they are tasty and 100% beef. I'm totally cool with that if it is like that.
what the hell number 6 is excellent especially if youre a manlet like me!
COME TO ME 6!!!
>>29252002
>tfw no gamblers fallacy super power
>>29252511
No, this is correct. It's an overpowered ability.
A common story to make children and idiots understand probabilities is the idea of a man who decided that everything either happens or it doesn't-- two solutions. So, everything has a 50% chance of happening, right? He buys two lottery tickets and goes home assured of his riches.
Of course this doesn't work.
This is supposed to illustrate that two things might happen, but one circumstance is usually weighted. Also, results don't stack. That "lucky die" you rolled all of the ones out of is a dirty lie, superstitious DnD player.
So, yep, 4 is hilariously overpowered and I want it.
>>29252002
i desire 379or10
rolling for 0 cause im a failure
some of these are not even shitty tf
>>29252002
The only one that would be neat is three.
rolling for 4
>pick numbers for the lotto
>numbers i picked have a 50% chance of winning
>play until i win
>>29252002
Aha
Kill me
>>29252002
asdgfhgjhkjlk;uiytretwasdgzxbcvbnjkluytdshfxcmv,.hbk;gflkxdgfc.bm
>>29252002
I want fly, into the sky, so very high
>>29252002
5% bigger in size when angry...
4 pls I'd just win the lottery every other year
I'd go for 7 and use it to rid the world of degeneracy
5% bigger = still manlet
>>29252002
>Get number 4
>"Will I win the lottery?"
>50 percent chance of winning the lottery every time
>???
>Profit
Rolling for 3
Hopefully it wouldn't hollow out my bones
>>29252002
I wish I could get taller.
That 5% would make me 6'7" whenever I'm mad. Manletts would be devastated
I am the hero no one deserved nor asked for
Roll
Bringing back the robot was a mistake
>>29253778
Okay, I just read the thread and I realize that I'm incredibly unoriginal. Fuck me.
4 would only be useless in a 50/50 scenario, you could become an overnight millionaire by gambling with that power.
>>29252002
Let's go I'll roll
>>29252002
Rollinnnnnnnnnmg
K den nigga bean
Be 3 and you're a literal angel.
>>29252002
I'll take any desu
>>29253805
how do you calculate percent increases?
>>29252002
si si desu
>>29253914
>wanted any but 4
>get 4
Fine...time to win all sorts of money and donate it. Fuck you world, you're getting your shit fixed whether you like it or not.
Pray for breast size or gay/str8
Rollin ballin. Oc
>>29252002
8 or 7 pleaseI was a baby once
:)))) i hope i get a good 1
>>29253999
Check em'.
Trips!
Dgskhds
>>29254017
great now im turning every muslim in the world gay
>>29252002
rolling for 7, 4, or 0 pls
>>29254107
>turn everyone gay
>>29252002
Rawlin for mediocre power
>>29252002
4 is extremely powerful you fucking retard that doesn't know shit about statistics and economics.
>>29252002
7 GET
GOGOGOGOOGOOGOOOG
3333 Get
THREEEEE
>>29252002
OH GOD 0 PLEASE
>>29252002
Fucc my lifu famalamadingdong
>>29252002
Henshin! Ikouze! Kamen Rider ______!
>>29252002
rollan
orginalla comment
Roll famalam
Rolling for anything but 5 or 8
>>29252352
That's exactly what I'd want omg wings AND FliGHt? yesss
>>29252002
Number 6 is overrated. You can kick substantially more ass if you grow by 5%.
rallling
originaloo
>>29254324
does that mean one can force a 50% chance on extremely low odds?
>7 or 0 please
>6 mighty morphing power ranger
>>29252002
Ja kunnun nunnunhan kaivetaan
>>29254346
I meant to say underrated but I'm disabled
#4 would be pretty amazing. You could just predict lottery numbers a few times and live the high life
rolle and also get and dubs
lemme get dat 3 boiii
>>29252002
Please roll 7, pleasse.
relrlrll
>>29252002
I hope I get that 9
rolling for fucking wings
>>29252002
roll
sagzufesiaokfgnesakfgsajfsalkbfsaelbfjkas.bxjkcbeuiasbfkae
>>29252002
ill play along, shamalamadingdong
>>29252002
Roll
Fuck you robot this is my third (3rd) time rolling
>>29252002
Rolling for 1
the power of the gods
>>29252002
4 pls
All I need to do is buy a few lottery tickets
>>29252002
i want hue
Alea Iacta est
Please for the love of Christ give me 0
>Tfw OCD
Or 1. I'd be okay with 1.
Ok...roll!!!!!!!!
Fhhdcbhtsawetub
>>29254898
Fug :DDDDDDD
[Original content]
>>29252002
Lets go, rolllll
>>29252002
1 or 7 get
oregano
>>29252002
seven please please
Rolling for six or seven.
I'd take flight. A lot seem more like curses than powers...
0 would probably fix my ass.
Let's take it.
>>29252002
#3 is fucking awesome
#5 would be awesome for me as well
and how is #0 even remotely shitty?
>>29252002
0 1 5 gimme something good holy roller
What is my shitty sup OP
>>29252002
One please i want to milk mommys boobies
>>29255069
Do the proteins and fats manifest from nothing or leech themselves out of my body?
Am I still getting rid of the waste material I need to get rid of?
If I would otherwise have diarrhea am I spared, or do I have to shoot out saucy little smokies?
I'm curious, give me the shittiest power o mighty power of rolls
I got a jar of oregano from a cafe that closed down. Should've grabbed a blender.
>>29252002
Roll superpower go
Does "control your own thoughts" mean absolute self control? If so, that's a pretty awesome ability. If I could turn off hunger so I could lose weight or turn off pain when I desired, that would be incredibly useful.
i dont really care what i get desu
>>29252002
faggotorasldasdadasdadasas
OooOrigiroll dont mute me please
check this 5
I rolled a 6 with my D&D dice
I want to say that 1 and 7 actually wouldn't be bad powers
>>29252002
2,3,4,7 and 9 all seem cool, but I'd prefer bratwurst
>>29252002
7 please
I want to do lewd things with my lesbian friend
>>29255825
great, now I'll always look like a school shooter
>>29252002
fftdyhjnybgv
give me number 7
girls who look like dykes but are actually into fucking men turn me on
I just pooped my pants
>>29252002
Some of these don't seem all that shitty
Rolling for that sweet 6 to stop being an angry manlet
By the power of meme-tune
I'll get the best power
Rollerinero in the wienerinero like a horserinerinero
>>29252002
4 and 0 seem extremely useful.
Also, you could sell 7 as a treatment to rich homophobic parents of gay children for insane money.
Anyway, 0 get!
>>29252002
I have no equal!!
>>29252002
Rolling to see powers and not get muted
>>29252002
1,3,6 are great you could make money, or have fun
Whatevzzz
>>29252043
Shmoll
>>29252002
Robot does not go well with rollthreads
alright fuck it i'll bite rolling for 1
Rerollinguuu
>>29256868
>Rerollinguuu
Again
Better not be 8 for the third time
>>29252002
As long as I don't revert to my uggo high school self.
Is this /b/? Oh well. Bandwagon time.
Some of these powers are not totally useless. Rolling.
New csptcha
>>29252002
Please no 5
>>29252002
0 is amazing
7 is useless , it just changes their sexuality , not how they perceive you.
6 is for manlets
5 is probably hell
4 is probably not that bad
8 sucks
3 seems weird , do you grow the wings w
hen you want or are you stuck with them?
2 is good to scare the shit out of people (also doesn't mention anything about clothes)
1 is Noice
9 is good , you can survive forever
3,4,5,7 or 8, please. oreigor
the 1 is the easiest to obtain
>>29254894
Fuck off Caesar
Rollang
Pls 3
cmon rolling 4 get
I'd take 2 for sure. Rob a place while screaming, so long as there's a crowd outside you can just stop yelling and blend in.
>>29252002
4 would be goat for game theory work or finance
2 would be dope cause you just have to gag yourself or wear a helmet with noise cancelling shit bruh
1 would be my GOAT dating,just find a flat chested girl and amp dat shit up
0 is a legit mental power bruh, 1 you can never been influenced by any thing that impairs your thoughts and you could just think about happy shit or focus intensely
>>29252002
blox times a lot and rollin
come on four, I need this
>>29252002
Imma roll till I die.
Pls 3.
if I get 5 I will kill myself
>>29253926
Well assume that everything increases proportionally. I'm 72 inches, so 5% increase is 75.6 inches. Basically I'd be 6 feet 3 but I'd look like a freak. It's only real advantage is have a slightly larger dick during hate fucking.
>>29257347
>2 would be dope cause you just have to gag yourself or wear a helmet with noise cancelling shit bruh
you can't perpetually scream. people would just see some lunatic in a helmet popping in and out of existence until his throat finally gave out
Fuck it, hoping for lactation
Rollirino originala
>>29252002
5, 7, or 8 get
Rollright the same time. I have a look at the moment. The comments for your help. I have a look at the moment.
>>29257505
Ill be anime irl FOREVER
naisu
GODDAMMIT MODS LET ME POST SOMETHING ORIGINAL
>>29252002
my ambition is to get 1 or 0
>>29252002
roflroll
>>29257731
fml originally
If I roll three do my wings have to be fucking stupid like that or can they be any wing as long as it is cable of producing flight given my dimensions
>>29252002
roll superpower
>>29252002
gimme ppowah
I need number 1
6 would be pretty cool I guess.
>>29252002
Here goes I'm rollin senpai
>>29252002
rolling power eeeeeeep hoping for a 5
>>29252002
6 would be so cool FUCK
>>29258007
Lets trade.
I'm >>29257731
Yours is what I was aiming for anyway.
>>29252002
Anatomically Correct Flight.I'm a filthy furfaggot.
>>29252002
Rolling like a motherfucker
anything woujld be welcome my current self
>>29252002
rollingg for powers
>>29252002
What the shit? Fine.
>>29252002
why the fuck not
roll
8 isn't useless.
...
Just say something like "I don't have godlike powers that I will use to kill you unless you give me a million dollars."
>>29252002
Roll for superpower
Trump 2016
rolling for shitting hot dogs asdasd a
Give me 4 please
>>29252002
4 is clearly the best power here, anyone else who says otherwise is wrong
pls get me laid
Check these rolls
>>29252002
rawl
kys robod bls
Roll me on up fampai
Gimmme something
>>29252002
0 please
such post very original wow
Rellzlelele
Relelelelel
>>29252002
2 get
or 4 or 6
50% probability on predictions is OP
"I predict this lotto ticket will win"
this is very usable.
>>29252002
SEVEN SEVEN SEVEN
Creative unique comment specifically made for this roll
>>29252002
Rollerino wazuu
>>29252002
Show me whatcha got, kiddo
let's see
i don't care what i get
>>29252002
Some of these aren't too bad
>>29252002
Gibs me dat zero
>>29258936
fuuuuuuuuuu
...It works !
Shitting hot dogs would come in handy
2 would be funny as fuck imo lmao ROLLLL
Gimme the power!
Four isn't to bad
>>29252002
2 please, 2 would actually be really cool.
>>29252002
give me a good one please jesus christ holy shit
roall nikka desu
>>29252002
I'm a big boy.
0 is actually an incredible power that beats second tier shit like flying or x ray vision.
Rolling. One of these would make my life better
Rolol
Origia commento
Here come the rain, here she comes again
>>29252002
0 is funnily enough the best one here
or the probability one
>>29252002
if i get seven i will twist this world
>>29252002
roll the shit out of this
>>29259532
time to grab some boobs
>>29252002
I'll take any one of these. Rolling
