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lonely monday omegle thread
come and talk with your fellow robots
tag: r9k, 4chan, r9komegle
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bump for my omegle husbando
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>>29260408
Who is your omegle husbando?
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bump bump bump. get in here folks
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>>29260365
whay are this thread dying senpai?
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I've had a bretty cool chat with a femanon, lasting for way over an hour, maybe two.
Had to quit it because of uni business tho. I'll roll for you on my personal tag, britbio-chan
In case I won't be able to catch her in 15 mins to half an hour, I'll be up for a chat with any robot except for blackboxes.
Look for the white hair, famalams.
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bumping

not original
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>>29260830
If you didn't get contact info while you were talking it's over mang
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>>29261324
I don't care, tbqh.
She didn't wanna spill her jewbook info and I did enjoy the chat as I do with most of the brobottos.
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>>29261463
you look like quite the normie desu
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>>29261883
>Depressed one thousand mile stare
>Normiedom
Pls choose one, famalam
Though, I'm drunk af by now, alone in my room
My eyes might as well be kinda fucked up
And I'm crawing salty potato crisps/KFC, not sure yet
Fug
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>>29260365
bumpidy bump anyone here?
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>>29261463
>asking for her normiebook
>not asking for skype
>meaning you have a normiebook
fuck off and go be thirsty somewhere else
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Thank God these threads aren't gaining as much traction as they used to.

Omegle chat and the omegle community is underage cancer. Please just stay away before this whole schpiel consumes your life.

Thank me later
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>>29262251
>Thank God these threads aren't gaining as much traction as they used to.
That's because all of the regular and actual spergy people from r9k stopped going becaue of the underage cancer
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>>29262299
Thank goodness, but there are still people that are getting fed on by the sociopathic skype groups.

Let's hope it fades away and dies and based an hiro bans omegle threads and condemns it to /soc/
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>>29260365
"Oh God! Why can't my boyfriend skate?!"
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>>29262435
>bangs
who fucking likes bangs seriously it's fucking ugly
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I'm drunk af and got one anon to go out to please his craving for junk food.
I'm posting on my phone on my way to the shop.
Godspeed, anon
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>>29262435
>Donnie Darko

>>29262508
I like bangs. I think they are cute.
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>>29262557
I crave for alcohol right now but it's 02:20 AM, stores are all closed and even if any were open they don't sell alcohol after 10pm, what do?
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>>29262594
1:25 am here, brobotto. Heading back home from a night store with salted potato crisps and apple cider.
Would share of you were here desu.
Western Russia, I'd guess?
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>>29262562
degenerate. bangs are a huge turnoff, hypothetically speaking, I don't meet with girls but I know it would turn me off.
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>>29262774
nope, turkey.
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>>29262823
>not loving qts with hime cuts and bobs

But you're wrong, Anon!
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>>29262914
bobs are good actually and I don't mind hime cut either, I mean long hair with bangs
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>>29262914
>>29262823
>dropped trip

This pic has the shittiest resolution known to mankind but I'm sure you can get the idea.
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>>29262435
BE MY DOMINATRIX. A NORMAL DOMINATRIX NOT FAGGOT FINANCIAL ONE
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>>29262971
Okay, I will try my best. But would you be able to guide me along the way?
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>>29262966
>>29262914
>>29262964

Shit I suck today. Aren't hime cuts literally long hair and bangs, though?
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excuse me bangs are the BEST duh
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>>29263015
it looks good on qt3.14 waifus, irl is not that good, but I don't mind it
also, this is actually hime cut, not only bangs as you can see
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>>29261935
You have a girlfriend and try to act like the holy Saint, you're Normie and have someone in your life according to r9k standards you're a normal fag, not only are you tripfagging shit no one gives a fuck about you're constantly trying to validate yourself being here, just stfu and go on omegle but don't be a Faggot
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>>29263012
Don't go tool fast dear , remember it's 25
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>>29263066
That's pretty much wy I tripfag.
I want my trip to be known for quality posts and nothing beyond that.
And the "holy saint thing"...
I just want robots, the only people I pretty much care about, to avoid all the risks and losses I took and never should have taken.
Just one longer chat with you and I'm sur you'll change your mind, senpai.
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>>29263134
Wow what a cool totally robot guy! Has a girlfriend and tripfags on /r9k/ I want to be just like you when I grow up! :)
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>>29263178
I might have a girlfriend who I chose due to /r9k/ standards, but it doesn't exclude me as one of you/us. I'm almost certain we share a lot of similar hobbies, interests and a bretty close past. I wouldn't lurk this board since 2010 if it wasn't for my semi-robothood.
Life of a cyborg is shit, desu.
Robots won't accept you, Normies won't accept you. It's like below robit social level if you think about it
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>>29263239
>I might have a girlfriend who I chose due to /r9k/ standards
>who I chose due to /r9k/ standards
So she's a practice gf? What an asshole.
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>>29263304
So she's a pure church girl who'd vote trump would she live in 'murica. We get along good and she's my dream come true. She's the only person keeping me sane, friendorino.
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I have a girlfriend, she is smart and fun, but she has acne scars and she is a 4.
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>>29263012
YES.
1. WEAR LATEX
2. HIT ME
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>>29264094
I don't have it in me. I'm sorry, I just can't.
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>>29262435
Dude, are you Russian?
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>>29264152
No, I am not Russian. Are you?
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>>29264109
A WOMEN WHO CANT ACT MEAN AND EVIL? PREPOSTEROUS
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>>29264391
Donatello is 6 foot 6 inches of pure man
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>>29264411
ARE YOU REFERRING TO THE DOMINATRIX AS A 6'66 MAN? SHE IS NO MAN, BUT 6'6 WOULD MAKE THE EXPERIENCE ALL THE BETTER
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>>29264391
>>29264460
You see, my friend, you've mistaken me for the alt-punk chick in the image attached to my post.. Sorry to say, but it isn't me. If you lurk around on the 4chan tag you may be able to find her, though the prospect of your wishes coming true are rather bleak.
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>>29264476
I'm online now
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I'm going to sleep, putting some of my booze in the refrigeator
Sorru, irelandbro but it seems you're gone.
You'll find me st modtdof the tags.}
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>>29264476
Donatello I would like to see you on omegle tonight but I won't be on for a while. How long do you think you'll be online?
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People always skip me.
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>>29264552
I go on and off for short periods on a near daily basis. If you'd like to speak with me one on one (no idea why anyone would want to) just drop your Skype user and we can chat whenever you're available.
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>>29264782
Where are you from? What do you do?
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>>29264853
I'm from New Jersey. I sit in my room on my computer. And yourself?
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>>29264880
No studies or work to do? I am a recovering heroin addict in clinic.
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>>29264782
I just want to know why you hate me! You don't have to add me on Skype
I just need answers :-(
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>>29264899
Not at the moment, no. Maybe soon. Hope you're able to make a full recovery. Heroin destroys lives and makes it harder for everyone around the user.
>>29264910
I don't hate you. Hate is silly. If you want more answers, we shouldn't clog up the thread.
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bumping for cute omegle bfs
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>>29265610
there's only one cute boy on omegle and I already claimed him sorry
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when is my gf coming online???
please respect her
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>>29266217
he's probably gay and shitskin
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>>29266392
>gf
>g

Tricked me once too, buddy. Also, if you're still into him in light of this you're not only gay but a cuck he does porn
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>>29266427
you're just mad she doesn't like you, buddy
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Mmmmmmmmmmmm
Tasty...
Love me some choco milk
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>>29266724
i see no cock in that picture, man. step it up, yeah?
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like /pol/, 4chan, and r9k.
Stranger: get out
You: why
Stranger: faggot cunt
Stranger has disconnected.

Get in here, faggots.
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>>29266983
Because you're a normie faggot. I still have hope omegle could be good again but it's full to the brim with histrionic attention seekers and their cancerous little drama.
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>>29267008
I'd be a normalfag if I wasn't a HHKV and a neet
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QT GOING TO GERMANY TOMORROW.
IT'S CHAD.
I LOVE YOU.
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>>29267339
talk about my gf again and i'm unleashing big foot on you, son
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>>29267726
big foot being a metaphor your massive cock, rightw
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>>29267726

LMAO, you know I was just talking to you about wisdom teeth
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>>29267726
>tfw 2nd time i've been screencapped and posted in one of these threads
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Cowboy Bebop movie is playing here >>29256607
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who took him
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I highly recommend the /pol/ tag.
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TRUE FORCE

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0m29jJH3Fa5
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old gf's gone. time for a gf who actually appreciates me and my qualities
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>>29268450
He's my friend. He's alive and well, don't worry. Has a lot on his plate. Wise beyond his years.
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>>29268821
This boy was screaming and flailing. Said he had autism. Sort of looked like he had cerebral palsy. Probably just high/drunk.

>>29268903
She looks strange, but something about her appearance makes me feel comfortable. Like she wouldn't have any ill intentions. I'm overthinking it, though.
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You people are so difficult to please
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>>29269123
Oh no, you were a blackbox the whole time
How could this happen
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>>29269147
Omegle is glitchy. Always has been. Very poor moderation system too.
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>>29269123
>>29269147
hate when this happens
so confusing
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If you lads are tired of getting nexted, you can always come chat with the robots over at

https://kageshi.com/rooms/arcanine
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>>29269281
Can confirm. Better owner than the previous r9k room and not everyone is an asshole.
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the fat asian from singapore is losing it, guys. send help
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>>29269403
Is she digging for gold up there since she ain't enough of a looker to be an actual gold digger?
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>>29269519
BRUH IS THAT GOLDIE
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>>29269403
how does your face get so puffy like that?
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>>29269403
please dont talk about her like this, I love her very much
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>>29269519
you can notice the asian starting to wrinkle even though she's got brown skin. it's all about the genetic lottery and, oh boy, did she lose
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>>29269281
>>29269299
>go in
>see serial omegle skippers
fuck your normie room
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>>29269660
only normies dont next everyone
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>>29266392
found her for you
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>>29269281
lmao m9 m9
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>>29262251
this place died when goldie left
I miss her lads
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>>29271358
>>29271224
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0rfdLH2Hl2H
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I miss Mr Brokenhearted.
He's way cooler than all of you fuckin skippers.
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>>29262435

>le financial domination reddit grill that doesn't know anything about 4chan

I'll pass.
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>>29272080
Who is mister broken-hearted though sounds like a myth desu
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Nobody's on.
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>>29272917
FUCK YOU I AM!
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>>29272080
anon hears a literally who?
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join me in the skip simulator 2k16 you nerds
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Whoever that gril is I just talked to all night, I'm sorry I'm so weird.
Also, you are still a QT <3.
wish I could hug you
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>>29260365
omegle is blocked in my country, what do?
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>>29266392
Connor fuck off you ugly normie
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>>29269534
THAT TOTALLY IS DUDE
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>>29273793
what country are you from?

tentnoc lanigiro
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>>29272161
>Reddit
Ok anon
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get in here faggots


tags: r9k, r9komegle, omegler9k, robot9001, /pol
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>>29274583
uae
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>>29269548
high sodium diet. i am serious
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