What Gets You Off?
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ITT we list the fantasies we use to jerk off. Not just sad cum levels but the kind that make your dick explode from how awesome it is. I'll start
Lesbian futanari facesitting BBW teacher threesome
Professional, educated, empowered women that beg or pay to be degraded by Chads or blacks. HNNNG.
>>29265368
Addendum, they have to say mean things to me when they sit on my face
>>29265368
Anal-only sex. There's something about how primal and hedonistic that is in doujins and the like.
>>29265423
Which part of that is best to you? like what would completely kill it if it was taken out?
>>29265368
I pretend that I am making love to my sweet wife in the missionary position. I cum inside her and we lie there, hoping she gets pregnant.not even baitingi will never experience thisend my life
Big thick busty futa, taller than me and has a bigger cock than mine, sucking her lovely cock, slobbering all over it, getting pounded by that goddess, taking her seed like a good slut.
>>29265634
Fetish Friend, Do you prefe big or unrealistic in terms of futa?
I just like to pretend that I could be at all assertive, confident, and capable in my sexual encounters.
>>29265604
It's pretty much the raddest thing, btw
I... Uhm... Well...
>close post form
>>29265368
There's something about facefucking that makes me go back everytime. Especially when the girls have blue or green eyes. fuck, their faces drive me crazy.
>>29265482
I wouldn't know.
It's the idea of women reverting to their primal instincts, no matter how much they might have distanced themselves from them, and just seeking the biologically superior mates, and wanting to be completely dominated by them (and objectified somewhat). Just raw biology taking over.
I don't fit at all in those scenarios. It's the complete opposite of what I am. But I'm used to fantasizing like that...
And I don't like "too" degrading either. Nothing gross. Unless it's required.
>>29265742
Yeah, I figured chad.
my mom getting fucked raw by a US Marine
public sexgirls shitting for me on omegle
>>29265767
Seeing girls I consider "too pretty" for porn gets me off like nothing else, especially when they do rough or degrading stuff like facefucking. But it also makes me very sad.
>>29265782
>Niggers
>Superior
kill yourself
>>29265915
But women don't know any better. They can be wrong, I still get off.
>>29265368
Incestuous lesbian cannibal rapists with shrinking guns.
>>29265679
Realistic, by that I mean they dont have 2 foot dongs. Ideally they're six foot 2 or above and have a 7 incher.
Pantyhose
They are too sexy
>>29265830
How do I get girls to do depraved things on Omegle? I used to be capable of doing this.
>>29266014
I'm more of an unrealistic kind of guy, I always imagine my old history teacher who would wear those floor length skirts because she was hiding a cock that went all the way to her ankles
>>29265915
We will never eliminate poverty and hunger
We will never colonize the solar system
Technological and scientific progress will eventually grind to a halt
Our western civilization will probably collapse
All because the alphaness of blacks and the BBC triggered something primal in women's brains. They just HAD to mate with the race that didn't develop and cannot maintain their own civilization.
It's so fucking hot to me to focus on that moment. It's the Thanatos and the Eros at the same time. It's nature winning over civilization.
>>29265368
micropigs in rainboots beefing over turf
>>29265782
>>29266151
Jesus fuck anon. You need to get off /pol/, you need to get off whatever porn boards you were on, you gotta DELET your 4chins account and get off the Internet altogether and you need TO GO OUTSIDE.
>>29266317
How dare you I thought r9k was a safe space.
>>29266430
Can you goddamn assholes stop ruining my fetish thread?
