/britfeel/
Glucose levels are COMPLETELY fucked edition
How does being diabetic have anything to do with being British?
im confus
Good morning. Shlomo here. What are you doing for your shekels today?
Why don't you fucking autists go to /int/?
Nobody on this board likes you. We all hide your thread. We all think you're obnoxious. We all want you to leave. Don't you get that? Nobody is laughing at your "clever British wit", you just come off as huge fucking twats.
>>27212410
jolly unfortunate
>>27212307
The end of /britfeel/
Sitting in my car eating a bacon sandwich before I go into work. Should be a quiet one today.
>>27212410
I love how you think we want to be accepted and impress you, we don't give a fuck about you, move along and carry on hiding the thread.
Getting ready for paddy's day lads.
Already stocked up on bucky and harp and plenty of drugs.
Anyone else getting retarded today?
>>27213229
No because I'm not a plastic paddy
>MUH HERITAGE
That first joint as you wake up in the morning, in the cold brisk air. Bliss. What other morning rituals do you have?
Jobcentre today
>>27213229
This is /britfeel/. Fenian out.
>>27213276
I am British, you faggot
>non Irish celebrating St Potato day
People are pathetic.
>>27212334
It is a known fact that everybody located in the United Kingdom has diabetes. That is why there are no biscuits in Tesco anymore.
RIP PD
Post you're waifus laddies. Guessing all the other weebs aren't up yet desu.
>>27212334
it's a good gimmick some guy here has
>>27212410
sorry chum, no dice
>>27213429
>you're waifus
I wish tbqh
>>27213429
That's some good taste right there 100 good shit 'senpai'
HEY GUYS
WHATS POPPING?
I remember laughing at this documentary when it was on TV.
Now I have become a 26 year old virgin like James was.
>play a paytowin f2p mmo on a new server(RF online)
>spent 100bongbucks on it to dominate
>realize im on the losing side
>chargeback my paypal saying they shut down and delayed the server launch the entire day(|true) and I gave up my holidays for it with a friend and that it ruined the experience etc etc
Gonna get my monies back, too bad about the time lost fighting a losing battle though.
>>27213800
>Losing side
You went with Cora, then?
Hlaf way through digimon. Its been out for like 2 months now but ive only clocked 30 hours because work.
>tfw miss being neet.
>mfw 97% white Ireland
>Have dream that my local shop was completely run by blacks
>Look outside and see not tri-colours but all the flags of the world there on the wall
>Get 5 bullets in each knee from Balaclava-clead men
>Wake up sweating and Thursday
Good morning, lads.
Do you have warm milk with your cereal or cold milk?
>>27214034
>Thursday...
I mean Thirsty. Cheltenham Thursday is on my mind.
>>27214037
Cold. Only troglodytes heat milk.
>>27214062
Looks like that's me then. Warm milk with honey cheerios is delicious.
>>27214037
I turned up my fridge a bit too high now my milk is frozen.
what's everyone listening to?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IrbHjnWm-3I
>>27214034
>Irish
>white
lol
>>27214110
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gn7AKFy3h94&feature=youtu.be
>>27214110
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1rmo3fKeveo
>English pussies still haven't formed a small gang and punished these arab rapists
Don't give me 'Muh Police and gov supress us.' That's not how it works my cuc.k friend. You do it anyway and send a message.
>>27214123
t. Muhammad
>HOW IN LONDON, SMASH THAT LIKE BUTTON AND KEEP YOUR EARS VIGILANT FOR THE CALL TO PRAYER, 100 100!!
>>27214146
not sure how pointing out the obvious makes me a shitskin as well, calling the irish white is like calling a jew white
>>27214156
Hello, Ahmed.
>Rightfully calling men who let their women get raped with no punishment for the rapists is being /pol/
Just fuck my country up
>>27214176
>Hello, Ahmed.
I'm Jamaican
>Rightfully calling men who let their women get raped with no punishment for the rapists is being /pol/
hi every1 im new!!!!!!! *holds up red pill* my name is the reichman but you can call me t3h R3S1ST0R oF d00m!!!!!!!!
How are you going to attack a bunch of people who are in prison right now? You were talking about beating random arabs familia don't lie
>>27214233
you disgust me mate, why the fuck would you ally with muslims?
I had a great dream last night lads, woke up and immediately had a wank to the memory.
>in the dream I'm at home
>walk downstairs and see some keys on the table
>"whos keys are these?" I shout
>"they belong to the woman across the road, go and give them back to her" my dad shouts back
>I go over the road and knock on the door
>a short woman, only about 5'6 comes out
>she's about 30 and is a solid 8
>"oh... thanks" she says as she looks upset
>"are you ok?" I say
>without even saying anything she stands next to me, she's only wearing a dressing gown
>she rests her head on my shoulder and grips me from the side, like a side hug
>she's gripping quite tightly and it actually kinda hurts
>I get a smell of her in that moment
>she doesn't smell bad but she doesn't smell of perfume either, just that neutral woman smell
>dick is getting harder in my pants
>oh fuck this is embarrasing
>wait what
>her hand has slipped down into my trousers and she's playing with it
>starts panicking
>"wh-what if someone sees!"
>she pushes me to the ground with no effort because my legs are like jelly
>right there she whips open her dressing gown and she's fully naked
>starts riding my dick right there
>she's pulling my hair and lightly scratching my chest
>each scratch and pull feels amazing, like a little electric shock
>not enough to hurt, just enough to tingle
>barely last a minute before cumming with the force of 50 Tsar Bombas
>wake up in bed, my dick is throbbing and I'm all sweaty
>immediately wank off while the memory is fresh
wew lads, best wank I've had in a long time. What's weird is there isn't even a woman who lives across the road, I just made her up in my head.
>>27214233
I was NOT talking about beating random Arabs, I would never do that. I'd love to beat the ones who did that though.
>>27213229
>girl I'm dating but haven't fugged yet wants to go out later
>it's St Paddy's day
Do Slovakians know about St Patricks day and how Irish are all drunkards?
I better be getting some hole later.
>>27214249
I don't want to ally with muslims but if my only choices are bnp and Anjem....
>>27214233
>>27214271
And to Clarify, Mr Marley, I don;t see why people aren't plotting to have them fucked up inside prison or when they get out.
They wouldn't be getting away with it on my watch.
Maybe if they ever try that mass rape shit here in Ireland I'll get the chance. It seems everywhere these Arabs gangs go they rape and it gets covered up.
I hope they never do anything to any woman here but god help them if they so, our 'paramilitaries' don't take kindly to that shit but neither does the average person here - families are often big.
I don't see why the English are such pussies and not routing the ones who are still out there. Can't be hard to figure out since the areas that shit happens are well known.
I acknowledge that a good amount of the girls were stupid little bitches too and looking for WKD and cigs. They'd need sorting too.
>>27214320
>Two irrelevant choices
What makes you think you have only a choice between them two? Are you looking for any excuse to ally with Muslims? Just be honest about it you loser.
>>27213799
link it breh
>>27214320
your choices aren't just that though, for fucks sake, if you think the people who hate muslims raping girls are just after non whites you're a retard, they want safety for the women of this country from an oppressive, insane outdated religion, allying with these crazies just makes you look just as insane as them
when people say britain for british people, they don't mean kick out all non whites, they mean conserving the culture of this country and its inhabitants, not caving into a foreign culture and destroying our way of life, as a person who I assume was born here, why the fuck wouldn't you want to protect our culture and way of life from people who move here and want to change things to their liking?
>>27214339
blah blah blah the reason I don't like muslims is because I'm a degenerate liberal
>>27213229
I'm in a train station in Scotland. Someone is playing guitar and singing rebel songs. Bracing for sectarian violence.
>>27213276
>mfw Irish
>mfw I am - without a doubt - better looking that you
I bet you're a manlet too.
>>27214326
>>27214339
>>27214364
everybody needs to stop bullying me okay I said something stupid and I'm sorry about that so just stop okay stop
>>27212334
People seem to have the idea that this thread is their blog
>>27214364
He says he is Jamaican, He either wasn't born in Britain or is he was he probably just doesn't like whites since there is no consequence for that, hence why he likes Muslims.
>Sleeping pattern fucked up
>Mum has workmen fixing up the house
>Literally have to sleep with my fingers in my ears
This is what hell is like,
>>27214559
>He either wasn't born in Britain or is he was he probably just doesn't like whites
So because I don't want white people to group up and beat everyone who looks like an arab that means I don't like whites? come on f a m
>why he likes Muslims.
I don't like muslims.
3rd gen btw
>>27214606
As I have stated before, I do not condone beating random Arabs, that's not right and if they're law abiding and hold no hatred for the country they are in or it's people then they should be left in peace. Simple as. No random beatings. Those who have done it? Should be lynched and beaten until death by both the non-Muslims and the Muslims for giving them a bad name, same for blacks in America too - they should band together and wipe out Nigger gangs who wreck their image.
>I don't like muslims.
My mistake. Sorry.
>3rd gen btw
Why call yourself Jamaican then? If your family has been in Britain for 3 generations then you are as Jamaican as the white ass kid up the street with bleach blond hair and a dad in the BNP.
>>27214662
I agree Micky McFlannagan but I wasn't talking about the rapists.
>Why call yourself Jamaican then?
I don't really see myself as British tb h
>>27214723
Why do you not see yourself as a Brit, Jam Rock?
I kind of understand, you're black for one. There'll always be that knack that blacks were imported and the like.
>>27214749
Because I'm not British man if I go to Nihon and have children with a native girl what do you think they'll call my children? Half Japanese and half British? c o m e o n f a m
>>27214456
Niggers can indeed be tall and attractive.
>>27214824
They'd be mixed race. British isn't a race.
Luckily that Half Black half Asian hell spawn is rare.
>>27214512
>>27212334
It has as much to do with britfeel as the other shitty headlines like "no edition edition" or "waifu edition"
>>27214824
well m8 at least you aren't born as a mixed race guy to an northern irish man and black american woman born in england desu
>>27214907
So you're about 3/4 white or there and about?
American black women are almost always mixed themselves.
Are you a light skinned nigga?
>>27214907
Mulatto potato
>>27214925
>So you're about 3/4 white or there and about?
no, im not white at all and im black, that is how ill be seen and nothing will change that, there is no white in me because i have black in me
im extremely light, if a white person was to tan themselves they'd be darker than me, im made lighter because i rarely leave my house as well
>>27214937
Well yeah, you're black but be thankful the whiteness has made you less cursed and better looking.
After all, yo' mama wanted that BIG WHITE COCK for a reason, especially a sassy black American woman.
>>27214887
Alright but I'm not even culturally British
I'm just a clinically depressed neet who smonks da wed,play vidya and watches anime all day
>>27214954
BIG WHITE COCK
>BIG WHITE
>BIG
>WHITE
>>27214954
>has made you less cursed and better looking.
neither of these are true, im still ugly and always have been, im no less cursed because im still black
>>27214982
You got unlucky then my man because people with a little darkness in them are often very good looking.
>>27214977
Biggest cock in the world belongs to a white man.
All hail the conquering Chode.
come to britfeel
scroll down
see the word cock mentioned 3 times.
leave
>>27215091
No the guy with the biggest penis is Hispanic/Mexican
If you guys have big dicks then prove it.
>>27215165
you cock
>>27212410
This isn't leddit we arn't here for your upvotes faggot.
Happy St Patricks day /britfeel/!
How are we celebrating today?
>>27213799
Yeah but he got to 40. It'll never be that bad for us.
>>27213429
Going to my mates to play EDF again, have fun without me my sexy lads.
>>27212410
This is the new frontier of our colonial territories. Our foreign policy is contemptuously expansionary.
>>27212410
We just need more people to report this thread so they can finally fuck off
What even is going on in this thread? I'm Amerifat and I had no idea that Brits think that Paddies aren't white.
>had six interviews in the last two months
>tried to show my personality at them
>nobody called back
>had an interview today
>acted like a pure robot
>never showed any personality or even smiled
>the just called me back
>I got the job
guess I just have a shite personallity
>>27215584
/r9k/ has no topic and is unmoderated, good luck :^)
>>27215587
They're the Chinese knockoff version of us British folk. White, yet inferior in possibly every way.
6 Turkey Dinos for dinner
Living the dream
No T Rexes though unfortunately
>>27215587
Irish are genetically closer to negros than the white man
how did this garbage get through my filter
put "britfeel" in the subject line assholes
>>27215671
Turkey drummers are the food of the gods. Re-discovered them after 10 years and they are still just as good as I remembered them.
>>27215682
britcucks are desperate to piss us off because they're too speshul snowflakes to go to /int/ like they should
>>27215708
me too, except turkey drummers have gotten way smaller.
>>27215724
fuck off amerifat, go back to voting for shillary or le trump.
>>27215735
Unfortunately yeah, but the taste has not faltered so there is that at least.
Speaking of them I might have some tonight.
>>27213800
>spending money to dominate on a game
cuck pussy.
RFonline was shit.
>>27215751
>if you're pissed off by britshit you're a murrican
ebin mate
>>27215674
>Typical Irish native
>>27215587
Are you frsrs? I don't know how multicultural it is over there, but over here Paddies are basically the whitest kids one can know. Pretty much every white person here is just Western European, and a great deal of that is Irish.
>watching you've been framed as its on TV
>one of those moments where people dance in their rooms and do stupid shit
>slight talk and my brother says he's glad he doesn't do anything like that
>mum chimes in and says "you've really done nothing like that?"
>he says he hasn't done this or that etc.
>say "notice how most of those are women though, thats probably why you've never done it"
>get called a sexist little shit by mum
>tell her i'm just noticing it
>"its just coincidence for god sake"
>storms out
Fucking cunt of a woman
>>27215873
She sounds histrionic.
>>27215776
Majority of posters on 4chan are amerifats, so logically it is the most likely nationality to pick.
>>27215873
>watching you've been framed as its on TV
>one of those moments where people dance in their rooms and do stupid shit
>slight talk and my brother says he's glad he doesn't do anything like that
>mum chimes in and says "you've really done nothing like that?"
Up to here I was expecting her to whip out a video of your bother to banter him. Your story has a shit ending instead
>>27215924
>mums knowing banter
Yeah right, they're just moody cows
Poleaboos ban has now essentially expired, he has a lot of shitposting to catch up on
Regaining a laptop was like recovering a limb
Regaining his posting priveledges was like recovering his senses
it's deadlift day today lads
have any of you retards been affected by the bennies cuts?
Pros
>static IP
>dad saves 7.30 a month
>don't really download much now anyway
cons
>a third of the speed
>>27216069
Poleaboo just gets basic JSA restricted by savings
>>27213429
Tabete
>>27216098
>static IP
>pro
no
>tfw the girl assigned to be my aspie wrangler is fucking qt
Do you think she'll fuck me if I say I want to lose my virginity?
>>27216109
Meant dynamic, virgin is the static one
>>27215985
You've got no fucking sense to start with, poley lad.
>>27215481
Fucking working all day senpai
>Poleaboo only today learned that ~ was a "tilde"
Spent all this time think his fucking waifu was called Tilde
>>27216106
Nice feminine hands lad, you'd give a soft looking handy
Poleaboo climbed from rank 11 to rank 7 last night and today on Hearthstone, finally found his form
Level 16 on World of Warcraft, just 4 more levels before he can drop this crap
>>27216192
Why are you even playing WoW if you don't like it?
I tried to go back but it all feels so empty now.
>>27216200
Poleaboo just wants level 20 to unlock a new hero on Hearthstone
It's a promotion, it's free to play to level 20 and it seems to be working
What's on the menu for tonight lads? Going to get a chinkies meself. House special curry with fried rice. Maybe even a few chicken balls if I feel like it desu
>>27216222
Turkey drummers with some mash I've got in the fridge I need to use up.
>>27216222
cheeky stir fry and a big bottle of fanta
>>27216222
Kebab again lad, might get it in a wrap to mix things up a little
>>27216222
Thinking pizza
There is this place near me that does the best 4 cheese pizza I have ever had.
probably pizza, fries with chip spice and a bottle of desperado while playing the division with some of the lads. taking names and shouting racial slurs.
>>27216185
He does desu lad.
>Good afternoon
>We have now had the opportunity of considering the evidence provided to us to date by the Fiscal. On the basis of what we have seen so far, it would be our recommendation to you to consider tendering an early plea of guilty by way of Section 76 letter. It is not unusual for matters such as this to take so long to come to court as there is IT specialist involvement.
>We should be grateful if you could telephone our offices tomorrow afternoon at, perhaps 2.30 pm to discuss matters with either myself or Mr [name].
>Regards
NO
Fuck this
Poleaboo is going to insist we plead innocent
>>27216380
The britfeel meetup can't come soon enough
sign on was this Monday, was sanctioned and had to reapply for hardship
payment would usually go in today but I didn't get shit
is the money gonna be backdated? I kinda need it
>Ribena gonna get raped in the showers?
Possibly.
>Ribena gonna get coerced into smuggling in drugs?
Likely.
>Ribena gonna spend all his money buying biscuits and tobacco from the shop list for the violent arsehole they put him in a room with to avoid beatings?
Definitely.
>>27216471
This ain't America, lad
>>27216420
>Monday sign on
Looking forward to not having to go in next time due to the bank holiday?
>>27216555
>This ain't America, lad
Top one might pass, but drug debt and bullying definitely happens, especially for a skinny paki with self harm scars
>>27216555
oh yeah, forgot about that nice
they made the sanction end date the 29th so I have to miss two JSA payments, how fucking scummy is that
Nico Nico Nii lads!
>>27216389
/britfeel/ meetup needs to be a fight. Battle royale.
>>27216633
>anyone here knowing how to fight
mate..
>>27216655
Don't need to. Flapping and slapping is fine.
>>27216633
>>27216655
>>27216667
I'm bringing my sword and leaving with some heads
>>27216675
Sorry
Head*
Gonna get my dick sucked
>>27216689
I'll do it
t. not azulad
Glorious weather today eh chaps?
>>27216689
>>27216703
Lads please, azulad and sakulad are mine.
Just smoked a spider in my pipe out of curiosity
It did nothing
>>27216912
glad im indoors with the curtains shut
>>27216912
>today
It's day?
>>27216633
Oh don't worry mate these weebs will be dropped off by their mum but picked up in the ambulance.
>>27216633
I'm gonna reck you all
Nothing personal, kids
Poleaboo has completed his shower and is now eating a chocolate muffin
Wearing a shorter than usual t-shirt so you can see some of my cuts
>>27215481
Staying in the wifes son as she goes out for a drink with her friends, real nice guys from what i've heard.
CM Punk is in UFC 2. Literally going to spend my entire 10 hour trial beating the shit out of him with various fighters.
>>27216000
How much do you deadlift mate? Want to compare how weak I am to other robots
>>27217412
Poleaboo likes you
Just been for daily run lads, ran past a bunch of school kids could hear them shouting 'run forest run' through my earphones so I started wailing my arms around like a spastic shouting 'JENNY!'
I think they all had a good chuckle
>>27214326
Do you have proof of these rapes? Maybe it's all made up to rustle up the bovine working class masses like yourself to give them something to direct their anger at, you know instead of getting angry at real problems in society. I only heard about Germany and
Sweden and even still it's like Chinese fucking whispers.
I'm not a fan of immigrants swarming ink Britain but fucking he'll check your facts and keep your wits about you
>>27215481
Stiff Little Fingers
25 years at the Barras
I am going to die. It'll be amazing.
>>27217448
Do you really think any of them have actually seen the film and knew why you were shouting "Jenny"?
Chiiiiiiiiijjii......
>>27212370
Fucking your dad's corpse.
Sleepy doge
>>27217562
shame he's not dead, maybe take him for a drive in the car and drive yourself both off the cliff
>>27217605
careful lad you might cut yourself on those edges
In a very bad mood lads.
>>27217605
South Korean out.
>went to the shops just as the schools were freeing the kids
I timed my excursion poorly
>>27217654
>>27217688
sorry I don't want a normie who likes showing off his gf in the thread lads
>>27217687
Why you feeling down lad?
>>27217700
shouldn't you be doing your homework kid
>>27217687
Looks like she should be in Magicka 2 desu.
>>27215481
Got told earlier today that my liver is damaged from excessive drinking. Will probably go to rehab next month or something and spend a few weeks there. Mom yelled at me on phone for being a fuck up. Just ordered a pizza and will watch some telly while eating.
It's going good lads.
>>27217687
talk to me lad, a problem shared and all that guff
>>27217727
Not even sure. Just feel very sad and irritable. As soon as I'm feeling happy and fine a few weeks later I feel like shit again.
>>27217798
I think we all know that feeling lad. Hug and a handjob from me mate and it will all be good.
>>27217770
>damaged from excessive drinking.
How much were you drinking m8?
>>27217770
I hope they give you those pills that make you vomit if you try to drink alcohol, they make alchies seriously butthurt about everything because usually they deal with frustration and pain by drinking and now they have no outlet except petty venting all day long.
>>27217863
If you count it in pints, like 50-90 a week. Been going on for a few years now. Pretty surprised 2bh since usually the people with these kind of problems drink for decades. I'm probably just a weak cunt.
>>27217891
So was it spirits you were abusing? Did it get you fat?
>>27217785
Thank you lad, very appreciated.
>tfw youre a boring person to be around
Anyone ever thought about how butter knives are the cause of all crime here?
>>27217982
Vodka and beer, and yeah. I like to eat and I have even less self-control when drunk.
>>27217770
Liver damage and haven't even changed to spirits, c'mon son.
https://youtu.be/XiMrrleH_hI
>>27213419
Paulie getting no love.
https://youtu.be/Io-Bby3iWVs
>>27218036
Worst feel desu. Especially when people want to engage with you
>>27216114
No. Sorry anon she won't even kiss you
>>27215985
>>27216156
>>27216192
>>27216388
>>27217306
>he has a lot of shitposting to catch up on
He wasn't fucking kidding was he
>be me
>write a bretty good CV
>write an individual cover letter for each job
>apply for 15 slightly above minimum wage jobs
>hear back from none
What am I doing wrong? Am I destined to work in Greggs lads? What if they won't take me either?
>>27218529
I got rejected by Greggs, they had a 4 person panel firing questions at me
>>27217472
I think they probably would mate seeing as it was a bunch of 15ish year old girls and they referenced it, could be wrong though
Even got a wolf whistle WAHEYYY, gaz would be proud
Either way I don't care, I'm sat here high as fuck laughing to myself about it
Started my new job after a few days of NEET freedom.
Anyone wanna help me start a gimmicky kickstarter game full of le maymays so we can hype up all the kiddies and trick them into giving us mummies money?
>>27215544
Kek this response mad me laugh the most, real shame it didn't get any (you)'s, so here's one on the house.
>>27218529
What does your CV look like lad?
I used to work as a personnel assistant for Morrisons.
>>27218572
Online game of coins mate
Everyone loves a game of coins
Afternoon lads
Only 1 more day until wageslavery. Pretty happy with that to be honest.
>>27218529
Put a picture on your CV bro
Speaking of CVs, does anyone have that pic of that 'cover letter' that poster here made for his job at Waterstones that had the short story in it? That was funny as fuck. Want to read it again.
>>27218607
One day left you mean, surely lad?
>>27217472
Who hasn't seen Forrest Gump? Literally nobody.
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>27218637
I thought that about Grease, but then I met one. It was weird
>>27217562
Sleepy baby animals are literally the cutest thing ever.
>>27218631
Oh yea, my mistake. Being a wageslave has rotted my brain. One more day until wageslavery is finished for a small amount of time.
>>27218648
>but then I met one.
A hetrosexual?
>>27218648
I haven't seen it. Not really into musicals.
What have all your mums made you for tea?
My mum has made me chicken burger, chips and beans.
>>27217450
>Millions of young men from a culture that disrespects women
>Many have never seen a woman without a covering on her
>I repeat: Young men
>Also mostly uneducated
I well believe it.
>>27218697
Nothing, lad. I had to make my own.
>>27218697
I just reheated some chilli
It was hot when I took it out the food warming light box but lukewarm by the time I was halfway through
Nothing bad can happen right?
>>27218725
That's shit mate. How come?
27218628
Not at my PC right now otherwise I would
>>27218540
Fucking hell, I'll give that a miss
>>27218584
Three line intro, where I worked previously + what skills I learnt, grades, other qualifications.
It feels like there's no jobs for people who aren't completely retarded but didn't go to uni. On the lower end of the scale all there seems to be are apprenticeships, minimum wage jobs that a monkey could do, and "this is slightly above minimum wage so you need 4 years' experience" jobs.
Probably my own fault for not bothering with uni, but it still bugs me regardless.
>>27218790
Join the c_v_l s_rv_c_
>>27218742
Mummy and daddy went to a restaurant and left me to fend for myself.
It was horrible, m8. I had to forage food out of the fridge like an animal.
>>27218790
How good are your people skills?
If you can feign interest and sincerity and pretend to be a 'people's person' you can a job in retail banking fairly easily and then use that experience to move behind to a different role behind the scenes in a couple of years.
Depends which banks/building societies are in your area though. If you have shit like RBS and Lloyds then you also have to be okay with working for the devil.
Think everyone will be too hung over to do shit tomorrow?
I want to go out to Spoons or something and have a few in peace.
Irish fag so it's a certain everyone is hitting it hard tonight.
>>27218036
>tfw they mistake your lack of personality for mystique
>mfw when an American says 'twot' near me
>>27218790
How many buzzwords do you have?
Like, copy and paste your intro and skills parts. Take out the personal info though.
If one more fucking bastard drives their cunt van past my house without being the courier with my parcel i'm going to have an aneurysm.
>>27218853
I make it blatantly obvious I don't give a shit what you think or what your opinion is
Don't think this line of work is for me, I'd be better milking cows in the netherlands or some shit
Anyone else an ugly bastard that isn't arrogant enough to ignore it?
I feel like the fact that im disgusting is what really puts people off because I'm not exactly a horrible person
>>27218894
YES MATE GONNA GO OUT AND SLAM A FEW GUINNIES DOWN MY NECK WITH THE LADS
DONT WORRY THOUGH IM A FUCKIN TROOPER (NOT IRA) AND ILL BE THERE AT THE SLAVE FACTORY 8AM SHARP
>>27218953
Forget your trip did you?
>>27218953
t. American 'Irish'
The thing about EDF is its the game that keeps on giving. Playing through the expansions punching giant robots with my mech, or slaughtering hundreds of giant ants.
>>27218926
Ah yea, unless you have a skill or degree or some shit the only jobs you can start with are customer service jobs and to get them you need to be all like 'wahey I am a people's person' to the interviewer. Once you get in the job you don't necessarily have to keep it up if you are working in a supermarket or some shit, but you have to at least do it for the interview.
If it helps just method act. Literally pretend you are a peoples person and then just play that character for the interview. I normally imagine myself as The Rock in job interviews.
>>27218974
My trip? I think I know what you're implying and I'm not him, I'm wailing arm jenny shouting spastic man, just having a laugh fella
>>27218975
'British'
>bunch of paki children has moved in on the are outside where the nice white children play
>haven't intergrated with them have just forced the white children away from where they normally go and taken over their spot
Life imitating tabloids.
>>27212307
Fuck me lads feeling extremely anxious right now
>>27219061
>mylifethepost.desu
>>27219061
May I suggest some sort of crippling addiction to medication designed for anxiety in mind?
My favourite is diazepam
>>27218853
I'd like to think pretty good
>RBS and Lloyds
What's up with them?
>>27218905
Cant, haven't got it with me. I tried hard to make sure I didn't put any cliche stuff in there though. No common words like hardworking, team player or intuitive, more me describing situations where I demonstrated certain attributes.
Maybe the issue is that I'm not using enough adjectives, I don't know.
>>27219035
The times, friend. They are a-changing.
>>27219112
no that sounds fucking shit fampai
i havent spoken to a human being in a friendly capacity in weeks
>tfw finding reasons to go the shop just so I can say have a nice to someone and maybe have it said back
WHERE IS MY PACKAGE YOU FUCKING CUNTS I'M NOT WAITING ANOTHER DAY
THIS ISN'T A BUSY AREA, GET YOUR LAZY FUCKING ARSE OVER HERE WITH MY STUFF
>>27219166
nice day*
can barely type right now
>>27219119
That's where you've fucked up. You HAVE to be cliche. A lot of major companies now have software that literally just scans your CV for words or phrases like that. Someone who puts "I'm a hardworking person who thrives as a team player." and sentences like that, is more likely to progress to the next stage than someone who puts "As clearly demonstrated by my CV, I have an aptitude for many tasks, especially when working with others.".
Buzzwords m8. They're fucking crucial.
>>27219166
>>27219186
I'm sorry you feel so shit mate
This will sound generic as fuck but we all have bad days some more than others
Try and keep positive and hopefully something good comes your way
>working at Tescp
>on the til
>some 50kg skinny manlet comes in trying to buy wine
>looks about 16
>ask him for ID
>he doesn't have any
>say sorry bud can't have the wine without ID
>he starts rarring up at me
>says I'm being a dick
>'it's not being a dick is it though mate?'
>'YEA BUT I'M CLEARLY NOT FUCKING 17 AM I!?!'
>'That's debatable mate'
>About to tell him to sling hi hook
>Chinese lady who was on the til get s scared and is like
>'sir sir it okay it okay no swear no swear I sell you I sell you'
>she actually sold it to the little shit
>she literally let him throw a tantrum to get his own way
Why the fuck are Asians so beta? It's properly annoyed me that someone can let someone get their own way by throwing a hissy fit. How the fuck does that work in the real world?
>>27219339
>How the fuck does that work in the real world?
there is no 'real world' m8, it's a meme.
>>27219339
Fucking report the stupid slanty eyed slag.
Seriously m8, she's undermined you AND pretty much broken the law. If he's been challenged, he has to provide proof of age. Nobody can override that UNLESS he actually produces it. She's fucked up big time. Make her pay.
>play AA2 for a bit
>now very tired
>>27219339
Report her mate, she broke the law.
If a customer looks under 25 they need to prove they're not, and once you've asked them it's out of your hands; you are unable to sell to them until they prove it.
>>27219339
Kek
Used to happen to me all the time when I worked on tills
Especially around festival season, so many shit fake IDs but I allowed it because I got nostalgia for when I used to pull the same shit
>>27219384
>>27219472
Don't be a snitch
>>27219499
Yeah, I'd rather be a little pussy who doesn't fucking do shit than someone who drops some stupid cunt in it.
Do one mate, you fucking cuck.
>>27219190
I'll feel like I'm betraying myself a bit but it's worth a shot. Obviously what I've got in there right now is doing fuck all
>>27219528
Trust me lad. We rejected so many fucking CVs for being too fucking unique. You stand out like a special snowflake in a really bad way by not using common phrases and words.
>>27219119
>What's up with them?
Most of the big banks have about as much integrity as The Money Shop.
>>27219499
Better to let that arab cunt get away with it right? Get bossed around by your coworkers and keep your head down? Then when she tells on you and you get the sack and possibly a criminal record won't you feel proud?
Get the fuck out of here. You'll get nowhere with this attitude.
>>27219528
He's lying. Those tools are designed to remove people who just fill their cv with buzzwords like that.
Remember: He's competing for the same jobs that you're applying for, he is trying you as competition.
>Eggheads unbeaten for 29 shows
>some slags come along "WE'RE GONNA GIVE MONEY TO CHARITY LOL"
>all their questions are easy as fuck
>all the Eggheads spaghetti everywhere
fucking bullshit rigged
>>27219601
Yeah m8, I'm lying. Good one. Stop talking out of your fucking arse.
>>27219620
Not just a charity but a fucking Alopecia charity "OH BAWW WE'RE GOING BALD"
Also
>who else /nofuture/ here?
>>27219528
>>27219557
>Never outshine the master
Maybe these managers think 'He's too good for the job and could replace me some day.'
If you had to spend an eternity on either Dick and Dom in Da Bungalow or Raven, which one would you pick?
>>27219653
Bungalow
>>27213429
Hope you are enjoying your seasonal waifu lad, isn't her show almost over though?
VR porn when?
