>you were born too early to die in the vietnam war
>there will never be another war like vietnam for you to die in
It's a bad feeling.
>Being killed by foreigners you previously aided and dying for something you don't believe in.
Just go fight in our current war.
>>28692132
Not the same casualty rate.
>>28692086
Start learning some Arabic and Farsi; I'm sure another opportunity will present itself very soon. Consider Spanish as well - there are always cartels to fight in Mexico, and Venezuela is pretty shit at the moment. Of course the likely result is you being used as media bait and/or beheaded.
>born too early to fight in the crusades
>there will never be a chance to retake the holy land
Why must I feel these feels
>>28692198
I'm a lapsed Catholic - even so I still fantasize about the Vatican reinstituting warrior priests to secure war torn areas. Could do a damned sight better job than the UN.
>>28692132
I still entirely believe in killing middle easterners. I celebrate every time a Muslim bloodline is ended.
>>28692189
You have a higher chance of developing even more severe mental issues and committing suicide post deployment.
Sounds right up your alley.
>>28692086
I've had this feel.
Then you just keep getting older.
You don't even need to qualify you just get drafted.
NOWHERE TO RUN TO BABY
NOWHERE TO HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDE
*tsschhh*
SOME FOLKS ARE BORN SILVER SPOON IN HAND
LORD DON'T THEY HELP THEMSELVES OH
*tsschhh*
This is the end, beautiful friend
This is the end my only friend,
The end
*tsschhh*
OOOOH THE STORM IS THREATNIN
MY VERY LIFE TODAY
IF I DON'T GET SOME SHELTER
OH YEAH I'M GONNA FADE AWAY
*tsschhh*
I see a line of cars and they're all painted black
With flowers and my love both never to come back
*tsschhh*
Thought I heard rumblin callin to my name
two hundred million guns are loaded, Satan cries
Take aim
Better run through the jungle
*tsschhh*
There is a house in New Orleans
They call the Rising Sun
And it's been the ruin of many a poor boy
And God I know I'm one
*click*
>>28692086
Born just in time to fight in the upcoming race war
Establish or join a mercenary company and go to Syria to fight the daesh.
>vietnam war
>too early
How can your hands even function enough to type on a keyboard?
