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Have you ever took a nap with a kid?
it's pretty comfy, you get to pet it too.
>>26990690
its like a dog right
>>26990690
I always thought it would be really dangerous. What if you move during sleep and the baby falls, or you raise your hand and then slam it on the baby?
I can't account for what I do when I'm sleeping.
I also refuse anyone asking me to babysit their baby if it can't walk. I only babysit when they an talk and are self aware
>/r9k/
>children
>>26990690
I wouldn't do that. Might roll over on the kid or stand up and drop it
There was a period of a few months after her mom died where my kid wouldn't sleep unless she was in the same bed as me.
>tfw she's gone too now
>>26990736
it's sorta instinctual to both sleep with and protect the baby.
I sleep with little girls all the time.
>>26990736
>>26990929
Obviously not women.
I wake up if my husband shifts the slightest bit. Meanwhile, he'll roll right on top of me without wakening.
Women have instincts that prevent them from crushing a baby when co-sleeping.
>>26990943
Tell more, Anon. What do you mean she's not even here anymore?
>>26990690
With all of my children; it is very important for them when they are little so they feel conforted and secure - it leads to confidence in later life.
>>26990736
No, you have an instinctive ability to not drop them as long as you aren't drunk or stoned
>>26990943
that's rough
>tfw 6 years old nephew got on bed with me to wake me up
hugged him tightly and felt so nice, like someone genuinely cares about you
>>26990992
>me and the wife don't say 'sleep like a baby' we say 'sleep like a husband'
If you dont like babies, chances are you are just an edgy motherfucker. Babies are so innocent and pure and cute, just like puppies. I love my nephew, whenever I get to hug him I feel something in my chest that I have never felt for anybody else, its so calm and it makes you feel like everything will be all right, then when he shits himself or cries I just give it to my sister. But yeah, fuck having your own kids.
>>26991056
the more time i spend with other kids the more i want some of my own
>>26991014
I mean she died. Leukemia does that, usually.
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>>26991094
>Leukemia
faurk brah
>>26991118
As terrible a thing as it is, I couldn't even be surprised, with how common cancer is in my mother's family.
>>26990992
well yes the majority of people on here are male, won't give you any prizes for guessing that.
so do men not have these same instincts that prevent them from crushing a baby?
>>26991138
Sorry man.
God bless her and you.
>>26991164
Usually, no.
Most men sleep like rocks.
>>26991094
Did you at least have sex with her before she went?
>>26991216
sure thing maam, pretty sure this instinct will help you some day.
>>26991193
Thanks. Suppose I should be glad I haven't gotten some sort of cancer yet.
>>26991241
No but I fucked her mom.
>>26991263
>The Modesto Bee
Cool I live 15mins from Modesto
>>26990736
Who the fuck asks a robot to babysit?
>>26991300
Lmao I'm actually pretty normal.
I'd wager only a few percentage of people that come here are genuinely lost causes.
>>26991300
I've babysat a lot before. Kids like me for some reason.
>>26991263
You're not supposed to sleep with them when they're newly born. You have to give your body a few weeks to recover from the trauma of birth. It's a major biological event, not that you would understand that. In that window of time, the need for sleep will override your instincts. There's also the possibility that she was intoxicated leading up the the incident.
I'd rather sleep with a dog. A girl or a cat would be acceptable alternatives
>>26991300
my sister constantly keeps her children with me.
my whole family trust me with their children, there was a qt loli that used to constantly say 'i love [insert my full name here]'
they even call me barney sometimes.
Can I pet itsgenitals
>>26991216
Not the case - we co-slept with all of our kids and I never rolled over on them.
Just don't be drunk
>>26990690
no kids are fucking ugly and disgusting
>>26990736
Lmfao thats what happened to my cousin literally last night.
>Cousins boyfriend is sleeping with the baby like pic related
>The baby starts to slip off because my cousins boyfriend turns to the side a bit
>Fucking baby falls to the floor face first and screams and cries
>he doesn't even wake up
>he still has the nerve to tell my cousin she needs to lay off Xanax and other shit
fucking retards, I swear.
>>26990690
I have a kitten for that.
She's less expensive and her love is unconditional
>falling asleep with little cousins after drinking hot cocoa and watching movies under a blanket on the couch
HNNNNNNNNGGGGGG
>>26992145
Why are you living in their trailer?
>>26991094
That's tragic. I have a daughter as well, she's in her toddler years. I hope you're doing ok, man.
>>26990736
>raise your hand and then slam it on the baby
Why am I laughing so hard at this
>>26992194
Pretty negative, live in a suburb in Chicago where trailer trash can't get into in. I live in a pretty fucking big house so yeah..... Good insult man.
>have a little cousin
>she's as close as you can get to "fembot"
>still not corrupted by media and other degeneracy..yet
>used to sleep with her till last year
>our parents catched on
>can't hang out with her anymore
>no more passionate lust fueled incestuous cuddlefuck sessions anymore
It was comfy lads.
Additional info, I'm 19 she's 14 (above age of consent)
>>26992612
>>she's as close as you can get to "fembot"
>>still not corrupted by media and other degeneracy..yet
>incest
>losing her virginity as a child
>not degenerate
>fembot
>slutting it up at 14
Makes sense
I am jealous tho
>>26993384
You could say autism runs in family
We started fucking when she was 9 I think,not actual sex but touching peepee to cunny cun. That kinda shit. When I realised what we were doing I just asked her to be my gf
>>26993445
Did she ever agree to be your gf?
Do you still secretly communicate?
How great was the ptp?
just get a dog to take a nap with you senpai
>>26993766
sorry not into bestiality.
Nah, I don't want pedo charges when she turns 14 and gets mad at me for not buying some shit.
pedophile bait thread, ignore
>>26990736
>ever babysitting an urchin
Why anon?
