Genuine Wisdom Thread/ Life Haxx General Thread
Summers around the corner and with that the mass migration of newfags, cucks and Reddit fags this place will be being a brimming cesspool of shit. Ill be sharing my advice with you all hoping that it would better you in any way
1.Drink 3 cups of water a day, it will leave you with clearer skin and a full stomach if you eat too much
2.Cut caffeine out of your life completely, it will only cause you nightmares and sleep apnea, fatigue and depression in the long run
3. Take up a self defense art (boxing, krav maga) weight lifting is moot if you can knock someone out, plus its healthier for you cardiovascular wise
4. Any time at a bar or club, whenever you order a drink, always tip the bartender $5, that way the bartender will skip everyone else just to serve you and give you kickbacks towards the end and hook you up
5. You have to learn to use your mind more efficiently, what you tell your self is how your body reacts. If you have bad thoughts your body and face reflect. If you want to test something out, goto your mirror and tell yourself internally to dialate your pupils, and your pupils will. Then tell yourself to un-dialate them, and your pupils will un-dialate.
>Not being self aware of your thoughts and how it reflects on your face can lead to a lot of development problems
6. Don't talk about redpills or politics, it only makes you look like a deranged hippie
7. The music you listen to has a huge effect on how you think and feel. Metal heads don't get laid or have there choice in women
>>28770743
8. Beards arent a symbol of masculinity anymore, being unshaven for a few days is fine, having a beard makes you look like a nu male cuck
9. Invest is an expensive cologne. And use it wearing deodorant.
Versace blue + Dove Men ( Grey Bottle) makes you smell God tier
10. Women are attracted to the way you smell( smells stay longer in the memory)
-if you smoke or sweat, doesn't matter if your Chad they wont be that attracted to you
11. Watching TV is a waste of time altogether.
12. Being productive makes you feel more accomplished
14. No fap makes your energy levels come back
15. Limit your videogame playing , in 2060 the consoles then will be able to emulate everything up till 2050 for free, and at that point you will wish you would have had your youth instead of your videogames
>>28770769
16. Thought excersize, Put yourself in the perspective of a 90 year old looking at your self right now, and realize all your problems are nothing you can't handle
17. For autists, life seems like a overstimulated vacum, imagine your life being a movie and this is your montage to self improve
18. Friends are easy to make, just be simple. 1-2 sentences from texting to speaking. People love talking more then listening
19. When it comes to making money, think like a Jew
20.
21. Sexiness comes from within , so does scariness. If your a scary motherfucker change what you put into yourself , you would be surprised
22. At least 30%of professionals make up the fact that they have a college degree, while working jobs that "require" one. College is the biggest scam of all time
23.****** This is the most important one i know. It's hard to explain it, there's quantum mechanics in this and it makes no sense logically.
THE UNIVERSE REVOLVES AROUND YOU.
You have your own center of gravity, gravitational pull, and ability to will things to you. You want a waifu, itll happen, cause it's preordained in your mind for it to will into fruition. Our conciousness and thoughts have the ability to will things to us and change outcomes and situations.
Program your mind for it. Take out all the junk and gunk out of it and mold your self to the way you want too.
>>28770832
thank you anon
currently eating healthier, and saving up to start my business
>Tl:dr
I do want a ice cream cock tho
>8. Beards arent a symbol of masculinity anymore, being unshaven for a few days is fine, having a beard makes you look like a nu male cuck
This is literally a 4chan meme. Have a beard if you want to
>>28770912
Not a problem. Anything I can do to help a fellow robot. Congrats on starting your business
>>28770983
It isn't a 4chan meme. Beards are played out. It makes you you come off as an nonserious, non threatening person
>>28770983
The modern man in a modern society shaves.
>>28771043
Only if you're white
I've seen brown and black guys rock beards and they don't look like nu-males at all
>>28770983
>thinks it is so
right now the whole fashion mentality changed. beards and hair knots are out of fashion
>>28771043
This is stupid. If you have a weak jawline and a feminine face you're going to look like that anyways, might as well hide it under facial hair while it's still trendy.
>>28770743
but i already knew all these things, the only problem is i don't seem to be able to use 5 to my advantage
>>28770743
Yeah dude. I'm gonna give the bartender an extra 5 dollars every time I order a drink
Why are normies so fucking stupid?
>>28771206
>weak jawline
Shouldn't have been a mouthbreather growing up
Hey faggot. Let me tell YOU something.
Life doesn't work like this. Brains do not work like this. You think a single person that reads your shitty list will remember any of it? If I said you're a huge fucking faggot cunt, will you remember that come tomorrow morning?
Life comes through experience. Trying to emulate THIS SHIT will leave you feeling empty and miserable. You've very, vary naive.
>1. Watching TV is a waste of time altogether.
Thanks! I never realised until you said that. Very fucking useful.
>7. The music you listen to has a huge effect on how you think and feel. Metal heads don't get laid or have there choice in women
Oh so suddenly metalheads are going to listen to fucking Top 50 Pop Hits? They listen to it because their lives are chaotic and the vibrations of the music match that. Now you're gonna tell them to just "stop getting bullied" or "just be urself", right? "just do THIS, THEN you'll be happy!"
Fuck you, seriously. This is fucking useless.
>>28770769
>14. No fap makes your energy levels come back
This is bullshit unless you fap numerous times daily. I fap weekly if that, and I still am tired constantly. I've done no fap for literal years and it's a meme.
>>28770832
I was with you until number 23 lol
you all have to realize that nobody owes you anything, you don't deserve anything, there is nothing you can do to guarantee that you will get what you want. you are fed lies by classic individualist arrogance that there is some sort of balancing force in the universe that brings good things to those who wait or ensures that your childhood bullies achieve less success than you do. it's all superstitious bullshit. OP is a moron.
take care of your bodies -- work out, drink water, eat healthily -- and your minds -- engage yourself creatively, learn new ways of thinking, become well read
but none of that means that your life will be any better externally.
>>28771525
what about once a day..will it help me?
>>28771452
>They listen to it because their lives are chaotic and the vibrations of the music match that.
careful with those edges
>>28771574
If you fap daily, nofap will probably not make a difference. I hate this meme.
>>28771452
>p-positivity doesn't breed positivity retard
>what the FUCK!? why is my life so shit!?
This crabs in a bucket board gets more laughable by the fucking day.
>>28771579
It's pretty obvious, shitlord. Whatever mood you feel determines the music your body attracts to you. Try listening to a happy ass song when you're feeling low
>>28771690
Did I SAY that? Fucking reading comprehension...
>>28771302
Bruce Lee quotes can do the trick
>>28771351
Good tippers get kickbacks, free drinks and a shorter wait time. If your with a date it makes you look more mature
>>28771452
Not as useless as that whiny bitch complaining of yours
>>28771567
What you want you can get. As long as you put your mind to it and not give up. Just don't be a weird creep about it
>>28771584
I used to fap 2-3, quitting make me energized, I had an urge to do more to feed my libido and it made me feel more masculine. Post fap shame everyday can kill your esteem.
Can you post some actually useful shit like how to get free food, more money, how to win at the casino, etc.
>>28771351
He's not a normie, he's an autist trying to hard and his advice is at least 50 percent shit "DILATE YOUR PUPILS ON COMMAND"
>>28770832
>THE UNIVERSE REVOLVES AROUND YOU.
That's not how it works retard.
But thanks for the other advices
>>28770743
>only 3 cups on a whole fucking day
>those fake downsides to caffeine
stopped reading there, 18 year olds shouldn't be allowed to give advice on anything.
>>28770983
I think a beard no longer than 5 mm is still cool.
>>28770832
>ability to will things to you
Stop trying to shill "The Secret" you endless cuck.
>>28771921
If you didn't know you can dilate your pupils on command by auto suggestion I'm pretty sure you don't know a lot of things towards life you maple sucking bitch boy faggot autist.
>>28772059
Kek, what a dumbass
>>28771980
Study quantum physics and ponder about that thought
>>28771789
Play penny slots, invest $5 in each one. Which should be enough to make back $20-$30 bucks after 7 minutes of playing. Once you make that amount move on to the next one while keeping tabs off everyone else around you playing and losing so you know which ones to avoid or to go to. It a person's been there for a while and hasnt won, that's the slot you goto.
Then cash out, play blackjack and win bank.
>>28770743
>goto your mirror and tell yourself internally to dialate your pupils, and your pupils will. Then tell yourself to un-dialate them, and your pupils will un-dialate.
wut
>>28772258
I never read the secret I read Black Holes and Time Warps instead
>>28770832
24. Masturbate at least twice a day to get testosterone production in your system through the roof, then watch as you can deadlift 450 lbs and make cunts drown
>>28770743
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQ3HSQcmjNM
>>28772331
Step 1:
Walk to your bathroom mirror
Step 2:
Say Bloody Marry 3xs
Step 3: ??
Step 4: Kill yourself
>>28772321
>muh quantum physics laws of attraction new age shit
Believing in magic is fine, but when you try to apply a pseudo-scientific physics explanation to it you sound like a douche.
>>28772446
You make it seem like that's a bad thing
>>28770743
>7. The music you listen to has a huge effect on how you think and feel. Metal heads don't get laid or have there choice in women
>8. Beards arent a symbol of masculinity anymore, being unshaven for a few days is fine, having a beard makes you look like a nu male cuck
>23.****** This is the most important one i know. It's hard to explain it, there's quantum mechanics in this and it makes no sense logically.
>THE UNIVERSE REVOLVES AROUND YOU.
You are out of touch with reality mate.
You sound like one of those betas trying to convince their friends that they are not beta.
>>28770743
>THE UNIVERSE REVOLVES AROUND YO
you just make it sound like it revolves around getting laid
you wanna get laid kids? save up money and go on holiday somewhere preferable asia
you wanna find love? good luck...
>>28773206
Says the one that's really out of touch with reality.
Beards and heavy metal are for tryhard wannabe betas. That's the way society looks at it now. But like you would know how society sees things.
>>28773429
I was giving general advice ffs. Most robots have problems socializing or getting laid.
The universe comment was another way of saying just be you.
>>28770743
>3. Take up a self defense art (boxing, krav maga) weight lifting is moot if you can knock someone out, plus its healthier for you cardiovascular wise
Kek, when will people learn. Getting stronger by lifting weights is VERY easy (you only need to lift shit and put it back down). Just by being strong you can rek the vast majority of males in a fight. If you are strong and get a little bit of training in boxing or other non-meme fighting styles, then you can rek any man that doesn't lift in a real fight. Life is not naruto, big and strong men win fights.
Three years of strength training and three months of boxing and you're a beast. Three years of boxing and three months of strength training and you're a meme.
>>28773588
>Just be you
But dont grow a beard, watch tv, listen to the kind of music you like and dont talk about politics
