Yaaaaawwwnnnnnnnn
Ah, hello there wagie!
How are you on this fine day? You look rather tired! Did Mr Shekelstein make you work unpaid overtime AGAIN?
Haha, don't worry wagie, I also had to work very hard today on my rendition of Mozart's Requiem. I'd invite you to listen, but knowing Mr Shekelstein he'll have you working tomorrow, haha, am I right wagie?
Also, my philosophical studies have been quote fruitful, wagie. Through the teachings of the great Greek philosophers from Socrates to Zenodotus, I think I've been truly enlightened.
Oh I mustn't keep you waiting, wagie, after all who knows what time Shekelstein will have you in for tomorrow!
And as always
Another day, another dollar
This is excellent
>read some Greek philosophy so he thinks he's "enlightened"
Read Stirner or Hegel and then come back.
>>27087135
I worked overtime this week, but I always get 1.5 x pay
If it's a Saturday it's 2.3 x pay. Yes don't ask me why it's 2.3
>mfw wagecucks get blown the fuck out on an hourly basis
>>27087135
Should be teachings of Plato not Socrates. He used his former teacher as a mouth piece and framing device for his writinga.
>>27087135
shut up you're upsetting me
>>27087283
Wagecucks are literally the lowest form of life on the planet.
>>27087317
As you are saying that, you are crying I bet.
I pity you
top kek get fucked you sad neet, its hillariously pathetic that you think your stupid meme can get to me, enjoy your sad little pointless life you spoilt jackass, jejing at your life you fucking miserable hack lel
Such a riveting piece, my NEET friend
An insight of the lives of the NEET.
Who else sits at home all day and lets their lovely mother go out and buy comfy meals for them? Wagies BTFO
>>27087135
>work very hard today on my rendition of Mozart's Requiem
>my philosophical studies
Your WORK and STUDY sound very fulfilling. Incidentally, they mean you aren't really a NEET at all.
>>27087135
Implying you have ever read a book, god forbid been outside.
Wew lad.
I bet mummy talks trash about you behind her back. Shame you threw out your piss jugs last week, you could have used them.
>>27087438
>mfw my dad brought me a pizza before he went to "the hellhole" - his own words
>he was sick and called in, but they had no one else free so he had to go anyway
>slaves
>tfw your job is web development
>tfw nobody knows what/how you do what you do
>tfw when you get paid 20$/hr to browse 4chan, get free coffee and donuts, hour long lunch fap break with lakeside condo five minutes away
>tfw work pays you your hourly wage to go to college for Robotics, pays for college, books etc.
Man it's getting kind of warm out, time to break out the motorcycle to livin up those 5 minute commutes. Might as well pull up to the trendy spot in my bike to grab some sushi on the way home, maybe tell the girl at the counter a biker story and get her number.
Man my life sucks
Yaasssss my perfect pawn- heh heh I mean friends. Go and rest your sweet little heads, NEET goyim. We wouldn't want you over-exerting yourselves now would we?
Just lay back and let Jamal and Ahmed take all of the jobs and white women. You're too busy being "enlightened"! Just click away slave-erm I mean friend! Mr Shekelstien will take care of you!
Here, have some more porn and poison-erm I mean delicious Subway! It's good for estroge- heh heh it's full of vitamins, goy. It's on the house! By the way, don't forget to click on some sites to line my pockets goy. Wait, did I say that? Heh heh I meant to say that ad block totally works.
