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>This is what Iranian girls do on the internet

Why are Iranian women so degenerate?

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCf4li61qo3VNcMdm6EmSD3w/videos
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>>25263325
>and then giving them more views
retarded
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>>25263325
Hungrylips is that? Anyone got the nudes of her?
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Mad because you'll never get to fuck your beautiful Iranian cousins?

IKTF bro
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>>25263325
that editing skill
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>>25263325
meh, i'm just disappointed that asmr has been lowered to softcore porn now.
Hell, even actual porn actresses like CherryCrush are doing it now.
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All women are whores, mate.
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HungryLips and Amalzd are sandnigger whores and they're shitty at ASMR and they're only famous because they're attractive
They give a bad name to ASMR
But some are actually attractive and good
BrittanyASMR
HeatherFeather
HailyWhisperingRose
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>>25263473
>HailyWhisperingRose

>tits in your face in every video
nah she sold out bro.
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Somehow I find ASMR even more pathetic than fapping. I can't bring myself to do it.

That being said I came buckets to this video after a long nofap streak.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EfRINvNzRbI
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>>25263473
I agree. They're both gorgeous, but my god they're stupid. They don't even know wtf they're doing.
Still, my cock rages on... for those who know...
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>roastie ASMR
Male ASMR only
Ephemeral Rift
Phoencian Sailor
Lloyd
Etc

Don't let me catch you betas "listening" to roastie shit
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>>25263835
>male asmr only
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>>25263835
I have been having an ER renaissance recently after there was all that Redditfag drama about him apparently being a horrible misogynist who insults female ASMR producers and mocks them for being sluts and sends them sexual innuendo

Now I love the fucker. He apparently TERRORIZED Hailey by calling her an attention whoring skank, posted that "ASMRtist starter kit" with the push-up bra and lip gloss, etc. I was so certain from the guy's vibe that he'd be one of those pussy-ass nu-male douches who bends over backwards for the ASMR skanks but nope, man has balls.
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>>25263852
>fapping to shitty "ASMR" on youtube
You know there is "ASMR" produced just for fapping, right?
All kinds of weird jap shit, licking your ears, etc.

Go fap to that and you'll be slightly less beta.
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>>25263915
who the fuck said anything about fapping to asmr?
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>>25263930
>who the fuck said anything about fapping to asmr?
You can't get triggered by shitty roastie "ASMR" except maybe by Ally because she actually does a good job and just happens to be attractive.

99.9999% of the rest of the roasties are only making vids for shitty nu males to fap to.
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Who /korean asmr/ here?
Minyu is best girl
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>>25263950
>making assumptions just to have an argument

I'm fine with the sound quality for most and I barely look at the videos. I usually just have it on it the background, so I have no idea what you're going on about.
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i can't even listen to anyone but Maria anymore. she puts a lot of thought into her skits, not like stupid, autism, EphemeralRift levels, but she doesn't say the same lines in every single video and each one is standalone and she's so smooth with her delivery.

other asmr artists can be slow and worry about their bloopers, so they'll edit them out. Maria straight up leaves her bloopers in and just keeps going if she stutters over a word. that's authentic to me.
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>>25263989
>so I have no idea what you're going on about.
roastie "ASMR" minus a select few = shit tier fap bait; shouldn't even be called ASMR because it's not
male ASMR = the real fucking deal.
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>>25264017
well uh.. alright then.
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>asmr
>calling others degenerate

Back to your cradle, manbaby.
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>>25264088
>"stop liking what I don't like"
>calling other manbabies
the irony.
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ER eats a lot of pizza and drinks a lot of beer. I wonder how he stays so thin.
I wonder how he does any of the shit he does with that tumor in his ear.
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>>25263895
just now hearing about this drama and went to look it up.
holy shit, hes bitter as fuck.
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>>25264208
I would be bitter if I put as much effort and time into my shit as he did, and over 9000 roasties popped up and started making videos of them half naked and caked in makeup got 3-10x the views his do.
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>>25264220
that's basically twitch in a nutshell. when will cunts stop destroying shit
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>>25264220
its not just that. After reading some of the posts hes made, its clear hes very egotistical and looks down on every one else. Its obvious he's a high functioning autist.
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>>25264230
>that's basically twitch in a nutshell. when will cunts stop destroying shit
male twitch streamers put no effort into their videos
female twitch streamers put no effort into their videos
no one wants to watch some faggot play videogames

ER is literally the best and puts hours/days of effort into his projects. then some kunt like the roastie in OP comes along and gets half his subscribers in 3 days.

>>25264252
>its clear hes very egotistical and looks down on every one else
Not really, Redditor. He looks down on shit tier content creators because he is the fucking king. He respects people who try. Ever seen him make fun of ASMRRequests or that fat Heather bitch?
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>>25264230
when betas stop tuning in to stare at their tits.
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It pisses me off that ASMR has been poisoned by these degenerate roastie whores. It used to be just innocent and relaxing and now its total shit full of sluts doing jerk off videos.
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>>25264208
>>25264252
>bitter as fuck
While I agree some of his posts about flirtatious ASMR channels can come across as petulant, others feel rather justified.
>-its clear he's very egotistical and looks down on every one else
Nigga please. He gets caught in his ideologies sometimes and can definitely falter in his logic of what constitutes recognized and dealt with "issues", but to boil it down to that just sounds like you're talking from a point of pure sensitivity and/or ignorance after reading some drama posting, simply reacting on gut feeling.
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>>25264602
>simply reacting on gut feeling.
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>>25264631
I've seen the post thanks, I stand by what I said.
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>>25263325
Holy fuck these videos are horribly, how come youtube bans gore but not this?
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>>25264746
I'm glad you're willing to suck his dick when evidence of his egotism his staring you in the face.
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>>25264767
>Say he has definite issues, but disagree with how you're presenting them and question mentality behind it
>Sucking his dick
I know /r9k/ isn't the expected place to have a nuanced discussion, but you should really work on that whole "simplification" thing.
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>>25263325
https://youtu.be/2_QJ0-xhgD0
you can see her nipples through this sheer lingerie, we win.
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>>25264978
xvideos
xhamster
pornhub
beeg
youporn

just a few to get you started.
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>>25263422
>actual porn actresses like CherryCrush are doing it now.
her and her boyfriend are money grubbing hacks who latch on to whatever is a fad

>>25263835
ER is a faggot. The only males I can remember watching and having a decent time with were MassageASMR (really great drones and sounds) and DuffthePsych (once or twice to fall asleep).

Been going through phases, I think there are an awful lot of talented non-english asmr. There are a fair few good Korean and Japanese ASMR and I've recently been finding some nice Mandarin vids.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3SfaKsvT5Iw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HN41XCgMI7Q
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>>25263473
>HeatherFeather
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Salam pesaram :DDD
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>>25265011
Nudity is always better when its unexpected.


Like rape.
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>>25263325
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jxS2JwLt1hg
fuckckkkkk fucckckck
;____;
I DIDNT ASK FOR THIS FEEL OP FUCK YOU
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>asmr
>nu male
what the fuck did I miss
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>>25263771
is that her?
original comment
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>>25268126
That's amazld
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Shit I never knew there was a word for this sensation. I remember the EOG's in elementary school were my favorite thing ever, because after they were over I would watch someone draw on their spare sheet of paper, and watching them draw gave me the best feeling in the entire world. It was like my entire brain was ablaze with warm, tingly feeling. It was so powerful when I was young that I would start to drool, because any movement I made would break the spell, so I just let it overcome me.

The only thing better was when we sat in the floor (criss cross applesauce) and somebody behind me started tracing the words on my shirt with their finger. That is the most pleasure I've ever experienced on earth, way better than any orgasm. Never been able to recreate it since elementary school. Something about the unexpected nature of it, and the fact it was a stranger is what made it so intense. Telling somebody to draw on my back doesn't work.
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>>25268575
It's nice to be able to recreate it through videos but it's nowhere near as good as real life
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>>25268575
>EOG's in elementary school
what
>(criss cross applesauce)
what, are you still 8?
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>>25269621
>>25269621
It's a standardized test that's given in American elementary school. I guess you're European? The criss cross applesauce thing was just a joke. :-/
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>>25269890
That must've just been your state, every state has its own names for those awful tests.

But those feelings were great. We would play the telephone game at the end of gym class sometimes in elementary school if we were good and done early. It didn't matter if a boy or girl was writing the word on my back, it always felt amazing.
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>>25270078
You're a lucky son of a bitch, when we played telephone it was just whispering into each other's ear. For me to have someone write on my back was just luck.
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>>25263325
>>25263325
>this is what Iranian girls do on the Internet. Why are Iranian women So degenerate?
>this is what this Iranian girl is doing on the Internet. Why is this women such a degenerate?

Ftfy
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