>be me
>a highly intelligent gentleman who is picky about quality and value
>often looking for a delicious new lunch spot
>try Burger King on a whim
My friends I tell you, it was one of the best meals I have had this year. The crisp vegetables mixed with the moist and hot broiled burger. The cool soda, the hot and crunch fries, totally blown away.
I was able to get a value meal for $5.99 and they even complimented my shirt. They don't let black people touch your food and they also have ice cream.
Head on down to Burger King today and get yourself some good mood food. You won't regret it!!346
I desperately want to hang myself.
>>29447918
Why not just have Burger King before you off yourself?
Try it my friend, you wont be disappointed.
Nice. Now head down to Wendy's and ask for a large #3 combo and we'll see if you still think BK is the best.
>>29447881
I just got the $10 whopper deal and 20 tendies from BK. Gonna feast for dinner tonight
>>29447969
thats like 3000 calories slow down lardass
>>29447881
>Implying that beef quesaritos with no sour cream from Taco Bell ISN'T, objectively speaking, the best meal.
kys senpai
>>29447951
Wendy's? fucking pleb
>>29447989
not if you get the diet coke:^)
>>29447881
I go to burger king and black people make our burgers.
So that's a lie.
>>29447881
>They don't let black people touch your food
if only this were true
bk makes me shit myself like nothing else. not even taco bell is as bad, theres just so much fat salt and msg in burger king i feel like dying when i finish a whopper meal + shake.
not even that cheap aside from the dollar menu and $1.50 nuggers. go to five guys or even fucking wendys intead
Burger King is fucking delish, man. The only problem is that it seems to give me the shits everytime I eat it. Feels conflicted, man.
These shills need to fuck off
>>29447991
>no sour cream
who da heck doesn't like sour cream?
no u kys senpai
>>29447881
NO
TENDIESSSSSSSSSSSSSS
MUM U HORE
>not shilling Mac Donald's
Only intellectuals dine at Mac Donald's
>>29448311
>EBI
?
>>29448311
Intellectuals? You mean pretentious hipsters.
>TFW poor and eat frozen dinners and pizzas that mommy buys
>TFW mommy doesn't want me to get fat
>TFW I'm a glutton and consume all the food in our house
>TFW I'd like to eat nothing but fast food and junk food but mommy doesn't really buy junk food.
>TFW mommy makes me feel self-conscious when she sees me eating
>"Anon you're eating a WHOLE FROZEN PIZZA AGAIN?!?!"
>"You're gonna get fat?!?"
Food fills the gaping hole in my life, I'm surprised I'm not the size of a blimp with diabetes.
>>29448311
Fat guy here, can two people really eat all that at once?
>>29447881
As expected of a meal made by the King himself. I'm glad to see a fellow robot with such refined taste.
>>29448598
The only people I've seen struggling with this amount are woman and children.
I'm a 65 kg (143lbs?) male and I can easily eat all that with plenty of room to spare.
>>29448531
>poor
>eating frozen pizzas
you only know poor when all you have to eat for the next three days is half a package of plain toast because the paycheck comes on monday
