Did I fuck up? I work with her and she's so hot. I want to fuck her so bad... I don't know robots. I feel like this message is cringe
Little bit cringey laddy
Saved
Nice job, op!
holy beta batman!
>be me
>/b/tard
>come here once every few months to see what you faggots are up to
>open first thread (this one)
>literally /b/ cringe thread material
>I'm definitely sticking around for a while
just act normal and if she acts weird at work ask why shes suddenly acting weird around you.
If she brings up the text, just stare blankly off into space for a moment then say "oh right that, yeah i was drunk, dont judge me"
thats what id do.
t-frogposter
>>28736107
To be fair, I am a little tipsy.
>>28736041
op you're being too 'nice' if that makes sense.
Nah dude if you're attractive you can absolutely get away with that level of beta (complimenting a girl more than once is usually considered beta, however if you get into a relationship with her you can cherish/compliment her as much as you want.) However, OP, be very weary of going any more beta because it may lower her attraction.
It's really interesting to think about how a Chad can be full beta and still get girls' attraction. I don't have the Okcupid logs but I remember someone using a male model profile and sperging out while chatting and still getting dates.
>>28736041
why nigga why, godfuckingdamn
>>28736041
You were doing fine to that last bit. I cringed a bit OP, sorry mang.
>>28736129
What's something alpha I could've said?
>>28736041
Im laughing at her 1 or 2 word responses while OP is desperately trying to keep the convo going
>>28736151
nothing after she said 'Thank you!'. there was no organic reason to carry on the conversation
So... Should I? Or is this worse. She's very roboty herself. Not many friends. Very socially awkward. But she's a normies especially in the sense that she's tries to be cool and hip.
>>28736151
should have just not replied, the conversation was over you fucking idiot
>>28736151
Alpha is very difficult to convey via text because it's incredibly dependent on your delivery and confidence. So I'd simply ask her if she'd like to hang out with you over the weekend. Just don't compliment her any more than you already have, anons in this thread may be saying cringe and beta but you're perfectly fine if she's already attracted to you. In fact if Chad texted what you texted she'd be ecstatic. Anyway, if she's not attracted to you then there's nothing you can say to change that so don't worry about it. And if she is attracted to you nothing you said was a real deal breaker yet, just ask her out instead of texting her sweet nothings haha.
>No problem!
>A little before 2
>Thanks!
>See you in the morning!
jesus, considered urself cucked
>>28736211
NO!
NO
N O
STOP
RED LIGHT
DO NOT PASS GO
DO NOT COLLECT $200
>>28736211
Just stop texting her untill she texts you again you desperate pussy. If you send that it's fucking over because she will ask questions about it
>really chill person
>really chill
>chill
>>28736211
Looks good bro
>>28736211
Yes OP send the text it will make the situation less cringy
>>28736041
I've seen better, I've seen worse. The thing is, you have to say SOMETHING otherwise they'll never catch on to the fact that you like them.
In that regard, I think you succeeded.
How she'll receive it is anyone's guess.
>>28736211
No.
Leave it alone man. The damage is done. Dont make it worse, holy shit.
>>28736211
Do it! She will start thinking that you're a super confident cool Chad.
>>28736211
hell yeah bro, this is a true alpha male thing to say
>>28736211
LMAO NIGGA ARE YOU SERIOUS RIGHT NOW JUST STOP TEXTING
>>28736041
Dont be so fucking beta you fucking nigger
>message ratio at least 75% to 25%
>way too sweet
>saying sorry when sorry isnt needed
reeeeeee
>>28736220
op read this post 5 times and then close the tab, go to sleep
>>28736211
Yes send that. The fact that she's socially awkward as well, will make her relate to what you're going through and she will find it endearing. Well played anon
>Fuck.... Why are women so god Damn confusing.. I guess I'll just go to sleep and hope shes not creeped out.
She really only had one friend who was another co-worker ( she said she had a few others back in high school that she no longer.talks to) and they recently got into a fight. So he friendless atm.. Not to mention she's never had a boyfriend, meaning she's 99% a virgin.. I need. This robots. She's a failed normie and doesn't even realise it.
>>28736349
OP, relax man, just go to sleep and text her tomorrow asking if she'd like to hang out with you over the weekend (or a weekday if you guys have work off that day.) Your current compliment amount is fine but any more compliments and she may become unattractive. However, texting her "sorry forget about that last text" is extremely beta so DO NOT TEXT THAT. Just sleep and text her if she wants to chill. Got it? Sleep now, wake up, text her for chilling. That's it. NO MORE COMPLIMENTS OR BACKSLIDING. OR ANYTHING BETA.
>>28736418
Alright.. Thanks. So... How do I ask to chill? That sounds weird because it implies were not dong anything and just sitting in a house. We're not that super close yet. A movie sounds like an obvious date.. What do?
>>28736538
I'd recommend just asking her if she'd like to get coffee with you over the weekend, pick an early afternoon time like say noon. Then if that goes well you can text her another day asking if she'd like to walk around the park with you. Then if that goes well you can text her another day if she'd like to watch the new Game of Thrones (or pick any recent movie/tv show) with you at your place.
>>28736211
lmao is this a joke just end it god do you even see yourself
>>28736608
We both work a lot,on the weekends but I could maybe get her on a Wednesday.
Would a "hey Lauren, wanna get some Starbucks on Wednesday?" Or should I add "I'm never good with getting something good."
Doing this over text is fine? Or should I just ask her in person? Please spoonfeed me.
>>28736636
Our brother is tipsy and still has his beta innocence. Let us not disparage him, for we were all once beta before getting it stomped out of us from being treated like absolute trash by women for years on end. We must guide our lost robot, for he is a reflection of ourselves.
>>28736694
Jesus bro..
>>28736694
STOP you fucker. For the love of god you're digging a hole.
Let it rest a few days. Approach her in person to ask her out like a fucking man, not hiding behind a phone.
>>28736694
Your social ineptitude is pretty apparently I'm afraid mate.
>>28736694
Shut the fuck up right now. Wait until she responds to send her anything else.
Keep texting her if she seems interested (she doesn't here), but wait varying intervals (15 mins-2 hours) before texting her back each time. Post again in a few days, DONT ASK HER OUT UNTIL A NON-AUTIST HAS REASSESSED THE SITUATION. That could be a suicide mission.
Honestly OP, not too optimistic right now. Post older texts if you want a better assessment.
>>28736694
DO NOT SAY YOU"RE NEVER GOOD WHAT THE FUCK. NO SELF-DEPRECATION. NEVER
>>28736694
get some sleep i swear to god
we can't spoonfeed you because we don't know what either of you look like or if she's given any indications she might be attracted to you. if you think she's attracted to you then ask her out, if she's not then you're probably going to get rejected
>>28736694
>I'm never good with getting something good.
You can easily say i'm absolutely terrible with getting anything
>>28736743
THIS GUY KNOWS WHAT HES SAYING LISTEN
>>28736694
>"hey Lauren, wanna get some Starbucks on Wednesday?"
Perfect, just add a time to that, say "at about 5pm" or whenever you want. Over text is fine, and preferable because you don't have to face the rejection directly if it happens. The second statement "I'm never good with getting something good" I have absolutely no idea what you were intending with that and she will likely be similarly confused so I highly recommend not sending it. But the main thing is - if she's attracted to you, she'll still be attracted to you unless you pull a dealbreaker like say going full beta and telling her you love her or something. If she's not attracted to you, then the most masterful game won't sway her affections in your favor, despite what shitty PUA coaches want you to think. Aesthetics are incredibly important.
>>28736694
Ask her out while she is sleeping, I need some entertainment watching you crash and burn!
>>28736757
This is like a game of chess against 10 Queens and I'm merely a pawn. Fucking stupid..I have a good sized dick (20cm) this stupid slut should be sacking and riding my dick.. I shouldn't have to write a literary Mona Lisa just to get in her fucking pants. Fuck.
Fuck it. I'm going to sleep. If this bitch doesn't want me then fuck it and fuck her.
>>28736791
She asked me to grab coffee for her before work one time and upon getting something for myself I accidentally got hot milk with foam.. She laughed because I didn't understand Starbucks and their hipster naming of drinks. But I dunno fuck her guess... Women are fucking retarded and I'm getting posted off.
>>28736831
Amazing.. You're thinking like a Chad.. Amazing what a little alcohol does to a person. Anon.. From here on out.. Only text women when you're intoxicated.
>>28736831
hmm. if its an inside joke then you may have a green light on that but just make sure it makes sense
>>28736831
>Fucking stupid..I have a good sized dick (20cm) this stupid slut should be sacking and riding my dick..
L M A O
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>>28736831
Post dick pls :3
>>28736831
>I shouldn't have to write a literary Mona Lisa just to get in her fucking pants.
OP, don't worry, it is actually incredibly simple. Main rule: Display high social value (ie be aesthetic, well dressed, and don't act beta.) If you've got that down, then simply ask her to hang out, then after an hour or more of chilling with her, escalate (ie ask her if she wants to kiss, etc.) It's that simple - be attractive, ask if she wants to chill, escalate after an hour, repeat infinitely. Just four steps, that's it man.
OP, you need to fake taking charge of the situation. If she is socially awkward you will need to entirely direct it and also make her feel comfortable. The cutesy shyness is endearing in a friendly sort of way, you need to ask her out and pretty much not take no for an answer.
>>28736893
I'm not white, so people will flame the thread and be mean to me.
>>28736211
This is like shooting yourself in the foot and thinking that the only way to fix it is to shoot yourself in the face.
>>28736920
It's an anonymous fucking thread. Just post your dick dude. I like all dick. And having a back story to your dick will make me diamondsm
ive seen worse, don't worry about it
you are trying too hard though
>>28736914
This is solid except for:
>ask her if she wants to kiss
dont even fucking ASK for a kiss ,you just do it.
>>28736950
Whatever fuck it. I'm going to sleep anyway. Thanks everyone for your advice...
>>28736041
Never say thanks twice, makes you look weak
>>28736920
>not white
Now I hope you fail even more ( if the girl you are interested is white )
>>28736968
>big black nigger dick..
Why didn't you say this sooner OP.. Just send this exact pic you retard and she'll be on your dick in no time.
Fucking fag. You're literally on easy mode.
>>28736954
Yes, that gets repeated countless times. However, it is incredibly useful if someone has a hard time determining indicators of attraction, and let's be honest, OP will very likely have a hard time with that. Asking permission once doesn't magically erase all attraction, in fact having the confidence the escalate like that is attractive in itself even if it's beta to ask permission. Now that I think about it though, a much better way is if he says "let's kiss" and gauges her reaction, and it wouldn't really be beta since it's not asking for permission.
But yes, if she gives clear indicators of attraction, kissing without asking would definitely be ideal, I agree with you there.
>>28736968
>robot
>huge nigger cock
Pick one.
>>28736968
I hate you so much right now..
>>28737014
Agreed, let's kiss is better than asking for permission.
>>28737079
Well fuck, I was expecting a heated debate that would inevitably devolve into ad hominem and petty insults. Instead we simply respect each other's viewpoints. Quite rare on 4chan, props robro.
>>28736211
Fucking no, STOP.
>>28736968
>penis of slightly above-average size
As a fellow owner of an above-average penis, I regret to inform you that you're not large enough to get pussy on demand.
>sorry
only do this if youre being a cheeky cunt you FUCKING stupid NIGGER FAGGOT
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>>28736716
Is this you?
oregon
>>28736211
STOP STOP STOP I MAY PROBABLY BE ON THE SPECTRUM BUT FUCKING STOP
>>28737118
FUCK YOU YOU KEKOLD NIGGER FAGGOT ASSCLOWN BETA BBC LOVER
>>28737003
>>28737018
>>28737066
op has a pencil dick. what are you robros getting rustled about?
lauren is going to take one look and decide to quit.
>>28737181
Holy shit that is me, how'd you find that profile?!
>>28737197
SUCK SOME SWEET AND SALTY NUTS YOU CRUSTY ASS ANTHONY BURCH LURCH TUMBLRTARD FUMBLELARD
>>28736041
HAHAHA KEK THIS HAS TO BE FAKE. NO ONE COULD BE THIS AUTISTIC
>>28736041
Not too cringy laddie
I probably would send something similar
It's not the most alpha thing either though
>>28736211
FUGGGGGGGGG! STOP RIGHT NOW!
>>28736041
you need to learn to stop talking
>>28736065
>>28736075
>>28736095
>>28736132
>>28736235
why is everyone freaking about about it? its really not that cringy, there's way worse tbqh f a m
>>28736694
sounds like youre already friendzoned. stop letting her exploit you for male resources and attention and find someone else.
>>28736968
This is a pencil dick and its even worse than dicklet. Sorry anon, but you do not qualify for the big dick club.
>>28736968
Unless you have the worlds biggest hands, that is not 20cm. Maybe 16-18 at a push.
Also trim your pubes and wash off that lube
>>28737951
Just because there is worse, does not mean this is not cringe. He comes across a bit... desperate.
