Describe your ideal bf, robots.
im a guy
why would i have a bf
>>28580415
>has similar interests to me (some video games, computers, cooking, guns, nature)
>caring but not afraid to tease me sometimes
>is fairly romantic
>likes to wear cute clothes
>thin/fit
Oh andis dominant
>>28580480
Obviously if you're straight, you don't need to post ITT.
>>28580493
what if I'm a girl?
>>28580573
Do what the OP instructs you to do.
>Abusive
>Disgusting fetishesif you have to ask you probably aren't into it, very few here are, no it's not pedoshit
>Not a normie
>Into anime and Nip games
>Very lewd
>Not fat, hairy or incredibly masculine
>>28580573
Females cannot be robots, thus the thread doesn't apply to you.
>>28580785
but I'm lesbian...
Feminine twink/trap blindly obsessed with my cock.
>>28580853
Describe it. Does it stink?
I was straight until I discovered femboys
>>28580415
man that could have been in the spank bank if it didn't have a dick, what a shame
>>28580415
On hormones, pretty, petite, cuddly, living, a little obsessed, eager to please.
>>28580808
do you likecutting yourself
>>28581010
The only thing wrong with the OP pic is the piercings. I mean they aren't terrible, but they're preventing near perfection.
FUCK OFF, FAGGOTS, TO YOUR OWN BOARD
ALL FAGGOTS WILL BURN IN HELL WHEN JESUS COMES BACK!!!!!!!
>>28580481
This is me except for cooking. and I guess arguably fit. I mean I'm not fat by any stretch of the imagination and I swim but I haven't gotten into the habit of working out yet. if you're a twinky faggootio it could work tho
>>28580415
These threads make me so sad because I have given up. I'm not even a bad looking guy at all, I just miss my ex because I never meet anyone I want anymore. Now I'm sad. Thanks op.
>>28581155
>my ex
>boo hoo I'm so lonely
>>28581149
I have a pretty good body for not exercising (have zero energy thanks to medical problems that I'm trying to sort out), but I'm not sure how much of a "twink" I am. I have a deep voice and look "handsome," but that's about it for that unless you count having a lot of body hair which I try to remove.
Where do you live?
>>28581186
Chicago. Tbh I'm bi and mostly lean towards femininity, never dated a guy because no fembois exist irl. what guns do you own anon?
>>28580808
I aint no homo boi
But go ahead and explain fetishes weeb san. I ask as i have no sexual experience.
>>28581149
Would you beat me up?
>>28581168
Pretty much my life. Pretty pathetic huh? I don't even work or work on any skills, even though I'm talented in a lot of things. I don't even go out even though I look nice and am in decent shape, really pathetic.
>>28581235
I'm not going to bother, if you don't have it there's no point.
>>28580573
be gf pleas
>>28581235
>explain fetishes
He's Hal, nuff said desu.
>preferably around my height (6'2")
>slim or fit
>incredibly emotionally abusive
Those are the main points.
>>28581245
Probably. love slapping/choking and shit like that.
>>28581276
Lol really? blox
>>28581253
Here's your (You). Quit feeling sorry for yourself.
>>28581232
Sadly, I don't own any guns thanks to my lack of income. I'd like to get a sig p320 for starters and maybe some sort of automatic shotgun. I've been thinking about a benelli m4, but those are a bit pricey.
I'm inTennessee.
>>28581276
I don't understand. I like anime but i live on a farm and have to work a lot. I do not spend much time to spend online. Uneducated, learned english on my own but i am knowledgeable about politics and history.
>>28581321
Literally my favorite state and I seriously plan on moving there and I vacation there pretty often. might drive thru with some guns this summer. you got skype?
>>28581280
I am 6'3 . Sadly not gay but we can try it.
>>28581371
If you're not gay, what do you get out of it?
>>28581363
I'm not on it often, but I'll try to be.waterzer0 and it's also my steam if you'd prefer to talk there
>white trap that enjoys being feminine
>over 20, under 25
>very caring and playful
>loyal without fault
>isn't slutty or wasn't in their past
>doesn't put a lot of emphasis on sex, rather mainly wants someone to love and cuddle
>enjoys vidya, anime, board games but also some more masculine thing like the outdoors and guns
>has anxiety and some form of depression in their life so we can relate
>wants to focus their life on doing things with the one love and not interested in other people
>cares more about focusing on what they have instead of trying to look for new things
>>28580415
I don't what I basically want, but someone on my own league. I'm not sure how to describe myself, but this how i look like.
>http://imgur.com/2mOKMzM
>>28580415
>dominant
>cares for me
thats all i want
>>28581310
Love being choked/slapped and other things.
Too bad you live so far away.
>>28581398
A blowjob? ^^
>>28581474
Heh, just curious. I can do that.
>>28581524
same desu, except
>lives in australia
>>28581491
You are probably from america. Are you at least girly looking?
I live in a bumbfuck village in Europe with sheeps and cows. Barely see a human being and my dad has a shotgun which i will use to end myself rightly.
>>28581558
>lives in Australia
Hello my new bf
>>28581417
pls be aus
>nice and cute, caring, not overly sarcastic
>not a normie/too extroverted if they are
>not fat and not hairy, some hair can be fine, femininity is nice
>likes anime and vidya with similar taste (mystery, good action/adventure, psychological, rpgs/arpgs) and would like to play and watch with
>preferably lives in canada or the us
>bottom, doesn't mind an average height dom
>>28581686
I'm in America. I always see a lot of posts saying Australia, but they're always lonely. I'm beginning to wonder if it's the same three people.
> asian(like me)
> around my height (174)
> cuddling
> lewd
> clingy
> loves nip game + eroge
> can talk about anime
> love kissing and hand holdings
>>28581577
Yeah, I am in the US. I'm slim, but not terribly girly.
>>28581737Andyis that you?
COMMENTARU ORGINARU
>>28581737
>>bottom, doesn't mind an average height dom
how tall are you
>>28581739
It's usually one Melbourne anon, one Sydney anon, and a choice of Canberra, Adelaide or Brisbane anon to spice things up.
Tfw no bots in my city
>>28581456
where you from tho anon? I travel around the US pretty regularly
>lets me cook for him
>is warm
>is bigger than me
>lots of cuddling
>lets me dominate him and make him my dog
>>28581830
How big are you and where are you located?
>>28581811
He's 5'8" if it's who I think it is.
>>28581806yes
>>28581811
i'm 5'8/9"
>>28581830
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJIqnXTqg8I
>>28581737
Means of contact? I fit most of these
>>28581881
>tfw someone likes this too
>>28581887
steam and skype are what i prefer
>>28581894
It's a great song in addition to me agreeing with the message.
>>28581902
Post them or a temporary email.
>>28581912
http://steamcommunity.com/id/andyee
>>28581956
also skype: shotgunheavy
>>28581875
Have you applied to the grocery store yet or done anything to not feel miserable yet?
>>28581977
i might have some sort of option for something else soon but still need to check it out
>>28581956
Avoid this guy, huge cunt and slut
>>28582003
im none of those though sorry
>>28582003
Wow, Andy is really depressed and apathetic but not rude or a slut.
>>28581737
>tfw andy is basically your ideal bfexcept that he has shit taste in video gamesbut you aren't his
pic related
likes what i like
loyal
tfw no cute boys in muh overly tall country
>>28581956
I added you, did you not want to accept? That's fine, but please tell me if so.
>short and skinny
>passively cute without acting like a fag
>bottom in bed but doesn't have to be a sub
>able to act like a regular fucking person when I'm not fucking his ass
>younger than me
This also describes my ideal gf. I have simple tastes
>>28582110
>implying tall people can't be cute
I would be a chad if I wasn't 5'10, and all I want is a cute bf who towers over meand lets me humiliate him with my huge cock
>>28581819
I'm from europe
>>28582194
Is 6'2" tall enough for you?
>>28582194
lanklets are gangly and disproportionate when skinny and square walls of hairy meat when they aren't, neither is attractive to me.
>>28582194
Anon, why would you say these things without providing either stats or pics for us?
>>28582105
what's wrong with my taste
>>28582219
perfect height, how big is your cock?
also what are your hobbies?
I invest in real estate so I have lots of free time and lots of money I don't need so I wanna do fun stuff
>>28582248
>hearthstone
>path of exile
>dark souls 3
>>28582267
It's 5.5". I read, cook, program and work with electronics.
>>28582241
>implying tall skinny bois aren't the cutest
I love it when they're really bitchy toobut doesn't try to be a dom
>implying you don't want that
>>28582243
>5'10
>dick nearly 9 inch
>wealthy
>really great build, wide as fuck shoulders
>strong
>high test
>handsome
>great hair
>>28582285
that's so cute
would you be willing to travel with me?pls feed me desu
>similar height (5'9")
>cook so we can take turns on making dinner
>doesnt have to have all the same interest i do but a few would be nice or at least indulge me once in a while
>i actually like chubby guys
>topthat plays with my butt around the house like Im a trophy wife
>>28582320
Sure, I love travelling, either to big cities or places with good hiking.
>>28582278
hearthstone is alright
i don't play too much poe anymore, despite wanting to, having people to play with would be nice
dark souls 3 is great despite straight sword spam
>white
>tall
>strong
>likes the outdoors, guns, hiking, camping, fishing, hunting, etc
>will live in the woods in a cabin on a small farm with me
>not a pervert/porn addict into weird gross stuff
>will protect me from niggers in the coming race war
i know i'll never find a guy like this, but i can dream
>>28582357
I don't like dumbed down versions of games I already like.
>is great
>poise is disabled
>shields are a waste of time unless they're greatshields
>enemies do not stagger or only for a couple hits even if you use a large weapon
>large weapons drain all of your stamina in 2 swings when you got at least 3 or 4 swings in dark souls 1
Yeah, I can't get behind Bloodborne 2.
>>28582342
Let's go to Hong Kong
>>28582416
That sounds really fun. I'm a little unsure of what to do in non-English speaking countries, can you make sure to hold my hand and guide me?
>>28582366
That would be cozy. I fit most of those except I'm more lanky instead of strong.
>>28582427
I can speak Cantonese butI'd hold you close anon-kun <3
>>28582392
shields are still useful, greatshields may be a bit too strong though
enemies can stagger fine, some are less prone to doing so though
not really a problem, change in game mechanics isn't something new, just need to manage stamina better
won't tackle poise right now since that's still a bit of an iffy topic but there might be something new in relation to it
One without a penis :^)
>>28582366
>implying you don't want a big nigger bf to abuse and rapewith your butt
>>28582320
>implying you don't want that
I want cute, not manly.
>>28582472
You sound too good to be true.
>>28582335
And you have not found someone like 87% of All males because?
>>28582482
I understand the "huge dude in plate armor" not staggering but skeletons in robes or random naked demons around my size not caring is pushing it.
Almost all enemies have unblockable attacks or destroy your stamina while blocking. I'm not against enemies having unblockable attacks (I think it's a good idea), but the same enemy also wrecking your stamina while you block is not okay.
>>28582512
>implying you can't be tall AND cute
Your loss man
>>28582522
It's a good feel, but I'm being serious. Are you up for it?
>>28582620
show pics and maybe..big boy~
>>28582620
Well, I'd want to spend some regular time with you before travelling, but yes.
WTF, IS THIS BOARD FOR FAGS?
>>28582646
alright so whats your skype?
>>28582669
It's himiraii.
>>28582641
>>28582669
samefag pls go
stop trying to sabotage my love
>>28582646
of course we would, but what country do you live in?
>>28582693
I live in the southwest US.
>honest
>treats everyone the same, even me
>assertive, likes to tease
>is fine with hairy guys
>is fine with the fact thatim autistic/an aspie
>is fine when i ramble on about things that i am obsessed with for a long time
>likes some or most of the things i like
I'm a girl and I am exclusively attracted to traps and mtfs
What's wrong with me
>>28582620
cute and tall always means manly or masculine
show me 10 good looking cute, feminine tall guys... you can't. Leave being tall for the tough bears and what not, cute and short is best for me.
>>28582761
what do you like about them
this is interesting
>>28582761
You are a lesbian, but want a partner with a super strapon.
What is your ideal relationship? Does it involve femdom?
>>28582761
you've been traumatized by men, but not attracted to women, so a tranny is a good compromise
>taller than me
>has a bigger dick than me
>dominant but caring
>has the same fetishes>plays music
So basically me but better. That's pretty narcissic honestly.
my ideal bf:
>cute and slim
>18-23
>5'7-6'3
>wants to do dumb romantic stuff like cute dates and lots of cuddling, kissing and handholding
and the hardest part
>lives near me
i'd settle for a lot less though
>>28582366
I fit all these but am /lank/ instead of strong, could probably fix that though.
>>28582806
At first I just started to get attracted to those kinds of characters. I think my first crush was like, ranma. I just like the mix of female and male elements, especially femaleness buried in maleness if that makes sense. There's something alluring about it.
Eventually that led me to learning about transpeople and stuff in the real world. I like the shyness and insecurity and I have a lot of sympathy for them. It kills me how much males are attacked for being feminine, and traps/mtfs have such a strong NEED to be feminine and society drives them to suicide for it, whereas I get to do all the things they want to do and it's acceptable. Literally decided at birth what people are allowed to speak like, dress like, and act like and it upsets me.
I promise I'm not a tumblrina though, I don't buy into genderqueer or anything like that.
>>28582809
It would 'ruin' it for me if they fucked me traditionally. It's less sexual and more relationship/connection that I feel. I do kinda get a feeling of superiorness though if I'm being totally honest.
>>28582366
pls be from new brunswick
>>28582559
You know i keep asking the same damn question. Then I remeber that blacks are only accepted in a few types and just an average guy somehow isnt one of them.at least thats the excuse i go with
>white
>doesn't care that i'm fat (250 lbs)
>likes videogames, anime, maybe even magic the gathering
i'm not too picky
>>28583079
Wow, that's prettyromantic. I hope you find what you're looking for.
>>28581830
i've got 1-4 and 5 sounds alright excepti'm not sure what "make him my dog" means, i'm only really into gentle domination stuff...
>>28582693
Ah, was that too far? Where do you live?
>>28580480
You enjoy weeb tier anime
>skinny
>lives in the UK
thats all
beggars cant be choosers etc
An enlightened Patrician who enjoys good music and has emotional depth without being a fucking nutcase
Shorter than 5'7'' and feminine of course
>>28583446
I like your attitude. High standards (at least higher than yourself) are cancerous.
>>28583684
>High standards
It's an ideal bf thread, not a "what you can reasonably expect after taking yourself into account" bf thread
>>28583747
My ideal bf is a certain silicon valley billionaire then, lol.
>>28583747
No, it's a thinly veiled gay hookup thread
>>28583827
>thinly veiled
IT'S NOT VEILED AT ALL!
>>28583874
Stop trying to rape our culture, Achmed.
>>28583747
>tfw can't expect anything after taking myself into account
>>28583142
Dude I got offered a modelling contract and have people compliment my looks every fucking day and I STILL have only had one bf.
I don't think this world appreciates black beauty in black men unless it's Taye Diggs/Will Smith/Chris Brown/Kobe Bryant ranges. Everyone else is screwed :-/
>is taller than me (not a problem, I'm 5'4")
>is a switch
>is skinny, fit or slightly bara
>lives in Ohio
>isn't depressed or mentally unstable
>is open to new things
>likes outdoorsy stuff, /o/ and cooking
And that's it.
>>28585366
>you will never dominate an inferior Ohioan with your superior Michigan cock
>>28585366
Hey, one that applies to me except I'm depressed and not into /o/or cooking that much.
>>28585031
World class or not worth the time. Thats the story
>>28585744
And god forbid you aren't masculine then you are definitely screwed.
>>28585592
>tfw will never get rekt by a disgusting savage Michigander on my Ohio State bed
>>28585614
That's fine.
I really don't understand something though: why are most faggots mentally scarred or emotionally damaged? I've never met another fully sane gay or bi person
>is within 45-60 mins of me
>is okay with me not telling family or other people I know
>is dominant
>decent hygiene/not obese
>anime/vidya
>into feminization
>within a few years of age (18-23)
>is okay with me being 5'11";-;
>>28585366
Not too into /o/, cooking maybe if someone could teach me.
Oh, also not in Ohio. Damn.
>>28585822
I feel for you there. Ive got a masculine build but doing color guard in highschool, aka mild ballet in leotards with sticks, sure as hell didnt get me any fans.
Black fem men get looked at like characters more than people. Most people have heard of and enjoy RuPaul, but bet you so few of those people would actually want to meet him.
>>28585979
Faggots are still hated in a lot of places and most of the time our parents aren't okay with it so it causes some form of emotional damage during development.
>>28585822
>>28586051
I'd definitely take a feminine black guy over a masculine, porn and BBC memes have ruined black guys for me.
>>28586051
I realized early on (I've been out since 12) that non black gay's want to be around you when you're sassy, giving fashion advice, teaching them dance moves or "giving face".
But when it comes down too it people who were friends for years still find the idea of black partners inferior and low class. My ex is by appearances and in public a "Chad" but he never has had problems letting people know he was with me, loved me and still loves me. He never shamed me for how I am and defended me literally from men who've tried to attack me or harass me gay and straight.
They exist, they are just exceptionally rare and even after all that he still left me for another "chad".
I have a rather masculine build but very femme face, lowers suitors too
>>28586231
If you are so fragile that you can let porn and memes dictate what blackness is for you then you certainly could not handle the blatant racism you'd experience being with a black person.
Just being real with you.
>>28586208
I guess you're right, never thought about that.
I grew up pretty normally and everyone around me has been accepting of fags all my life. Glad I had that luxury.
there are no black fem guys.
Black people aren't pretty. That is why racemixing should be illegal. It is killing the aryan blonde hair blue eyes beautiful twink. We must save the boipussy! Boipussy gave us democracy, civilization as we know it, came from a bunch of guys high on boipussy.
>>28586298
I mean attraction wise, I pretty much stopped caring about what people think of me. I've got a basket full of fetishes but I could never really get attracted to masculine black guys.
>>28586355
>blonde twinks being in any way better than asian twinks
open minded and curious
forgiving
doesn't care about appearances
an indoors type so, always online
do and share internet stuff
play games, watch movies
shit post
likes older guys maybe?
i'm mid 20s
How do I tell if a Dom is gay???
>>28586384
>open minded
>forgiving
Sounds degenerate desu.
>>28586355
Nope.
>>28586381
How can an entire race be ruined merely because you aren't attracted to a certain aspect of it?
>>28586478
there's nothing degenerate about being nice anon
>>28586562
Sorry I'm not too good at expressing myself, I don't mean a race is ruined, I just mean I don't like really masculine black guys. I'd completely fuck and get fucked by the guy in your pic for exemple.
>>28586596
Sounds like you plan on cucking him then asking for forgiveness.
>>28580415
Muscular Chad orTyronebody that's sweet, nerdy and not a normie. Also likes to cuddle and pound myboipucciall night.
>>28586624
What are you color/masc or fem/etc...
>>28586644
i don't belief in cheating or casual sex
forgiving like... not mad cause i ignored him once or if i was in a bad mood and being a jerk
stuff like that
>>28586773
White(family's a clusterfuck of origins) and rather feminine (aside the fact I'm incredibly hairy if I don't shave/wax). Still working on getting a good looking ass though.
>>28586863
Oh cool, well I hope you find whatever you're looking for
>>28587070
This is completely not the kind of answer I was expecting. Thanks anon.y-you too
>homosexual
>fit and healthy
>hygenic
>straight edge
>respects me being an introvert
>morally good
>supports lgbt rights
>no weird fetishes
>doesn't want me just for sex
>isn't dominant and doesn't want me to dominate him
>accepts the fact we'll get bored with eachother eventually
>accepts the fact that despite that remaining in a monogamous gay relationship (with me) is more practical and healthy than being alone, a manwhore or with a woman he won't love
The first one and last two are my basic requirements.
By Homosexual I mean a man who sees the beauty of two moderately or very masculine men being together in a relationship.
Absolutely NO anime obsessed prison gay trap fetishists.
>>28580415
>blonde
>5'6
>housewife
>wears cat ears
one that would look like /fit/ in this, or something like Guts
also /fit/ too, big benis, doesnt drink or do drugs, willing to let me be neet or housewife
>implying I'll ever get a bf
>>28587982
How's your meat sitch? You roastie or clam?
>submissive
>housewife tier
>cute
>crossdresses
C A L G A R Y
> is cute
>likes to cuddle and stay comfy at home
>likes literature
> dominate
>will gently bully me and molest me to frustrate me
>let me cook for him
>likes anime
>doesn't mind I'm shy and awkward
>maybe nearby(ohio)
>>28588963
>tfw all but last
>>28589042
How far away anon? Post contact?
>short
>maybe skinny
>?
holy shit that was a lot
http://pastebin.com/wujM6E5r
wew autism, mightve missed some stuff but who cares no ones going to see this or care
im west coast usa
email me [email protected] to submit bf applications
>at least six inches shorter than me
>petite body
>is submissive
>bubbly personality
>short girly haircut
>dresses well
>no tattoos or piercings
>enjoys cuddling
>>28589709
Anime isn't real famalam
>>28589812
the only thing I want anime related is a bubbly personality
that is hard to find, but ideally, that's what i want
>>28589492
>sounds perfect for me
>wants a dominant switch w/ twink features
I don't
What?
>>28589961
yes hello what is the issue
i am accepting critique for my autism
>>28582761
>>28583079
I'm a mtf and you sound pretty perfect to be honest, if you're still here do you have a Skype or email or something?
>>28590104
orinal
>>28588963
I'm all of these but cute haha :^)
Here's a simple question
Which is more important when choosing your ideal bf, face or body?
>>28590383
Face, obviously.
>>28588963yuki anon?
>>28590261
That's for me to decide anon (^: and I don't have a high standard for cute
>>28590383
face unless they are fat
>>28590429
No sorry anon,I'm a nobody
>>28590383
face>personality>body
but obviously if their body is particularly gross, that would be a bigger factor
nobody wants a fatass or skeleton bf
>>28588963
Too bad I'm not cute at all. Would have been nice.
>>28589868
You and every department store
>cute
>short
>not overly sexual
>dont have to like the same things
>is curious and genuinely interested in me
>dont have to be good at conversation just dont wait 10 min to reply
>needy
>submissive
>blush easily
>doesnt wanna get his dick cut off
>>28590499
i agree with this except for the very last parta skeleton bf is adorable desu
>>28589709
well, how tall are ya?
>>28590499
>tfw got stuck with a shit face and can do nothing to redeem it
Someone kill me please
>>28590550
I don't know if I'm cute too you but I'm eveything else where do I apply?
>>28590586
What else do you want? I'm pretty skelly.
>>28590535
See >>28590436 don't worry anon I'm seriously not that picky, I'm not exactly a model or anything either. Post a contact if you want anon.........
>>28590625
shoot me a message on skype if you want
live:c4729
>>28590631
are you a cuteboy or do you look masculine tell me more
>>28590722
I'm pretty average. Some feminine features but mostly I look like a guy.
>>28585994
Where you at???
Sounds perfect if you have good hygiene too
>>28580827
Disgusting. Get out, whore. Deus Vult!
>>28590761
give stats and hobbies pls
>>28590499
am i too skelly
i want a fit bf that isnt mean ;w;
>>28590864
Were you the same skelly liking guy as earlier?
>>28590872
10/10 would kiss dicks with
>>28590872
How tall are you?
Tsbsjcbxmzm
>>28590586
>>28590631
Skeletons are best. Glad to see some other skellies here.
>>28590901
i was at doctors recently and they told me im 65 inches
>>28590887
maybe
>>28590913
>>28590872
you are fucking hottoo bad im not fiti would fuck you and cuddle you every night
>>28590969
You know my hobbies and stuff then.
>>28590979
no that's not me i was kidding jeez and i need stats
>feminine
>basically just a trap
>dem hips
>enough moans to have tits, why not
>secret masculine vagina
>>28581760
are you a guy, friend?
>white
>younger than me (am 19, so might be difficult without getting FBI'd)
>shorter than me (6'0")
>boyish face, no facial hair, etc.
>twink body type, not full femme/flaming fag witch
>prefer no/little body hair
>cute penis
>can be dom or sub in bed but must be bottom
>more or less independent day to day Not clingy or dramatic
>able to be completely unattached in public if situation calls for it
>otherwise chill to hang out with, vidya and shit like that
>has own hobbies too, don't have to all overlap with mine
>good sense of dark/offensive humor
>okay with casual relationship, basically monogamous FWB but actually Friends and not just Benefits
>little bit kinky, no crazy fetishes but likes sex for sex's sake
>is okay with me being a directionless manchild to some extent
How do I make an anime character real
>>28590409
>>28590441
>>28590499
>tfw bad face good body
>>28591047
Iktf anon. It seems impossible to escape this fate.
>>28591032
I fit literally all of these. If I lived anywhere near you, then I would date you.
>>28591047
same bro i know the feel
it sucks because it would be okay except for acne
>>28591005
I'm 6'2" and 140 lbs.
>tall (im 5'2 so anything 5'7 or higher)
>not obese
>abusive (cause he loves me)
>possessive
>lets me cook for him
>dominates me
>has his way with me whenever he wants to
>cuddles
>let's me watch him play video games
>loyal
>>28591097
Where you live famalam?
Honestly though I'll probably never end up in any kind of relationship with another guy, A: my standards are way too high and B: 98% of men do not interest me in any way outside of the sex organs
And C: i'm not accounting for my own bad qualities
>>28591047
>Tfw good face but bad body
>>28580415
>not too masculine
>cute
>same height or tallter than me
>can take initiative or wouldn't mind me being apathetic
>plays some vidya / watches anime
>has good taste in music and can discuss it
>not too clingy
I am, this is me, I am not describing this, this is me
>handsome (apparently)
>short
>young looking
>caring and accepting
>very low sex drive
>needy and clingy
>mentally ill
>skinnybones
>afraid of men
Any1 want to be friends?
>>28591142
post contact your ideal is EASY to qualify for
>>28591142
>5'2"
Cute. I want to learn to be more abusive to fuck with qtboys like you.
>>28581760
im male, im asian, im 172, im everything on the list besides clingy. C-country?
>>28591142
A lot of people in the thread likely qualify for that. Where are you located?
>>28591185
Why do you want a bf if you're afraid of men?
>>28591032
where are you
please be close >~<
>taller than me (not hard seeing as I'm really short)
>not fat
>average face or higher. Doesn't have to be Chad tier, just not extremely ugly.
>is the top when having sex
>is the dom
>willing to have sex regularly
>is a nice person
>is willing to hide our relationship
>>28591189
no dick here m8
>>28591188
i don't have high standards, cause i'm not all that great
>>28591207
I'm in Louisiana
>>28591216
Southern USA, won't say anything more, you?
>>28591208
I-I thought it was implied that I was a man since I was disclaiming at the start. Language skills fail me again I guess. Oop
Not looking for bf or gf tho I thot the friends part would make people think friends and not like, Special Friends.
>>28582887
where, and define cute
>>28591236
Gonna have to post your own stats buddy
>>28591244
thats enough...
im on the opposite side of the country...
>>28591145
I'm in h town tx anon
>>28582887
fit all these, what are you like?
>>28591286
Thought so
Originalio
>>28582779
>show me 10 good looking cute
well, maybe it's that pictures don't really give a good indication of height, unless points of reference are given
i guarantee that at least 50% of cute boys are about 6'
>>28591292
Damn
Domo arigato mr roboto
>>28591243
>no dick
Why are you here?
>>28584933
Fuck mate. I'd cuddle you.
>>28591358
I wish someone would. Thanks anyways though, anon.
>>28580415
femboys <3
I would like someone who would abuse me emotionally and physically.
>>28591383
I would, but I rarely leave my room. Frankly, I don't care how you look so long as you don't smell, and wear clean cloths. Cuddling doesn't have to be naked.
>>28591433
Why do you want that?
>>28591445
It is what I deserve.
