>mfw I see my first naked female
God dam guys it's nothing like you see in porn. Be prepared for stretch marks, unwanted hair in weird places and other nasty shit.
I literally closed my eyes and thought of hentai while fucking her.
What the hell is up with females? They are so fucking disgusting. 7/10 with clothes and 3/10 with them off. FUCK OFF
>he fell for the "women are pretty IRL" meme
lmao they got another one
Why do you think we call it 3DPD?
>I literally closed my eyes and thought of hentai while fucking her.
This will probably happen to me if i ever get laid.
3D girls just can't compete with my waifu.
>>28603908
>falling for the 3d meme
that is what you get faggot
>>28603981
Also be prepared for anoying shit like "Talk dirt to me".
Fucking hell man. I would never do this again.
>>28604013
Did you hook up with some random slut from tinder?
>>28604013
"Shut up you dumb whore."
Slap her if she says anything in response. Not too hard, but firm.
>>28603908
Yeah that's the effect of too much porn.
Most are completely smooth and extra clean for chad - you're just not hot enough for the 9s and 10s without stretch marks to make an effort
>>28604032
We are entering a new age.
2D is the future, my friend.
>>28604032
landwhale kill yourself you pigbeast
How can the female form compete?
>>28603908
She was probably just a dirty cunt, nice girls keep themselves looking good naked
>>28604075
Walt was right desu.
>>28604024
I met this girl somehow while waiting for a class at my uni. Somehow had the balls to start small talk. It must have been my multiple fap sessions that morning.
Before we both went to our separate rooms she gave me her number and after messaging a few times she came over tonight and we had sex.
>>28604092
3.14 boipuss body >>> succubi bodycoming from a purely aesthetics assessment of body types.
>>28604075
If most american men weren't fat and hairy themselves this would be true - the way the world is right now, average men and women deserve each other.
When you're used to porn, 3d is a big surprise.
It's not even like 10% of women look good naked. It's more like 1/10th of 1% of PTP genuinely look good naked, for three months before they start to fade on their way downhill to the wall.
And even then, when you're used to porn, you're going to start seeing these girls' bodies from certain angles, and it's gonna catch you by surprise. Even if they are top tier stuff, boobs and butts still don't really look good from every angle, and in every pose.
The actual truth is that the greeks were 100% right: the MALE nude form is actually aesthetic. Roasties are sqaut, flabby turds in comparison.
>>28604103
What weird places did she have hair? Please describe in detail why it was so disgusting. We already know the 3DPD meme, it's no fun unless you detail what was disgusting about this girl.
![59ee1ea7f2[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/YkDdUtS.jpg "59ee1ea7f2[1].jpg")
>>28603908
This is what you get for not paying attention to oriental wisdom.
>>28604169
Are you gay?
I don't mean that in a negative way, but I hold the same opinions as you and I'm not gay. You always post this picture and I agree with you 100% every time, but I am wondering if you are gay or if that's just a meme attack that white knights use against us because they want to protect their "fair" maidens.
>>28604169
what is the pic supposed to be an example of, a girl looking bad or good? because she looks pretty hot to me. even those big floppy fake boobs
>>28604178
Ok
>Weird patches of hair just above her buttcrack which nearly made me limp doing doggy. This is where i thought of my futa hentai to keep hard
>Small snail trail near belly button
>More hair on upper lip then my own
>Vagina looked like pic related
>Vagina has this weird hanging piece of flesh which was not the labia
>one boob bigger then the other and looked like pancakes
>Hair all OVER the anus when it speads
Fucking why would you fuck this thing? I do not expect to try and even have sex again. It was actually awful.
Also got my first blowjob the same time
>Weird fish face while sucking my dick
>Looks at me in the eyes and I don't know what to say so I just say thank you
>not sure what to do with my hands so I just twiddle them
They are the worst man.
>>28604230
this girl is obviously not a 7/10, just a solid 2/10 all around, and so are you probably.
>fucks some disgusting hairy hamplanet
>all women are disgusting irl!!!
just kill yourself
t. banging 8/10s every weekend
>>28604230
Shit I hope this isn't normal.
There are things that are hotter in porn, and other things that are hotter in real life.
For example, girl faces can be really attractive on the computer, but in real life, it is a much more intense experience to see a pretty girl.
When it comes to arousal, i think it's honestly easier to porn, because it's a conditioned response, and i feel less self-conscious just by myself.
I don't know if you understand what i'm saying.
and people wonder why pedos exist
lmao
>>28604230
That was my experience when I got laid as well for the first time. Haven't done it since.
>>28604169
this is my experience reading your post:
what a neckbeard, i bet he's an animeposter, oh no looks like he's a pedo, why is this guy so particular? whoop, never mind, he's gay.
This goes both ways
>tfw women also expect men to look like male pornstars
>tfw they think the average guy got a sixpack and a huge cock
Get a cute twink they make a huge effort to be cute.
>>28604249
She was a 7/10 my friend.
Closest picture I can get of her without posting her which I won't.
>>28604230
>Looks at me in the eyes and I don't know what to say so I just say thank you
U L T R A K E K
Also, miring your ability to actually keep a boner during such a traumatic experience, especially if this was your first time.
>>28604337
> especially if this was your first time.
Are you serious? I have masturbated 5-20 times a day to every porn imaginable with a death grip so tight I have caused my dick to bend to the left.
I have no fucking problem staying hard The problem was getting off.
>tfw this thread makes you feel even worse about your body
>tfw you can't ever let anyone see you naked
>>28604381
Nobody will want to. Woman are fucking disgusting.
Look at my picture and tell me woman come even fucking close.
>>28604310
Roastie detected. How does it feel to know you'll never have the satisfaction of owning a perfectly chizzled Adonis body? With a little effort and time, any man can get this body. Meanwhile, to get the ideal roastie body you need lipo and estrogen.
>>28604169
Well put.
>>28604407
No, I'm a male. I'm just a male who is physically attracted to females. I can see that's hard for you and your butt buddy up there to understand.
>>28604373
So you dont get anxious around other people especially women? REEEEEEEE
>>28604320
>non white
Well there you go.
>>28603908
>I literally closed my eyes and thought of hentai while fucking her.
Damn, I thought I was the only one
>>28604426
My dick never gets anxious. No robots dick is anxious around whores.
>>28604420
99% of the guys I've discussed this with agree with me roast beef. I'm sure women say the same about their grotesque bodies; the opinion is formed from a place of envy, what we'd fancy for ourselvesand actual objectivism, but roasties don't have the mental capacity necessary for that so forget it.
>>28604465
Soo... you're trying to prove you're not a faggot by claiming that you associate almost exclusively with other faggots?
3D will forever be PD.
How bad are pussies supposed to smell? I managed to get a girlfriend who I am really not attracted to and damn... her vagina smells pretty much like a wet armpit. Eating vagina was always something that interested me, but when I tried it, it was horrible.
>>28604523
I didn't want to believe it, but you should read these posts.
>>28604181
>>28604245
>OP fell for the vagina meme
We told you. Why didn't you listen?
>>28604523
Well anon, just take a second to stop and think what comes out of that hole and what goes on inside of it.
Then go on google and look up things that come out of it randomly for no reason. Then yo u will understand why it smells so god dam terrible.
ITT: Closet homosexuals
this is hilarious
>>28604230
>thank-you
Top 'o the fucking kek to you, anon. Omahgahd, I didn't think I could laugh that hard.
>>28604615
Well I tell her politely if maybe she can wash it out but everything I read says they are self cleaning. I once tried eating her out right after she took a shower but it still smelled the same, like it was producing the smell
>>28604684
Because it is producing the smell anon. I was in your exact position- fantasized about eating pussy forever. Then I smelled it. Yikes.
>>28604684
>self-cleaning
that's feminism promoting female hygiene laziness
>>28604712
i'd say pussy smell warrants more of a "yipes" than a "yikes," but essentially i agree with you.
>>28603908
>Be prepared for stretch marks, unwanted hair in weird places and other nasty shit.Just like my own body, then.
this
Ex-janitor here (The one that works for currency, not for free). I used to work on an elementary/middle school, and I can confirm that girls are nastier than boys. Yeah, boys willingly pee and shit all over the floor, but young girl are the most repugnant individuals that you can imagine. In a day of work, I would had to clean dirty floors with balls of hair, make up trash, menstrual blood, menstrual pads, tampons and pee. Once, I found a fetus in the floor, not fucking kidding with you, just there, dead on the floor, it feel like a real life Silent Hill or some shit, it was covered in blood and body tissue, really discussing.
I guess karma is a bitch, when I was in middle school I used to take a shit inside a toilet's tank and pee all over the floor when no one was around.
Women pee smell infinitely worse than men's.
At work they always leave the main door to their toilets open and the stench is unbearable when you pass alongside it.
>>28604755
>fetus on the floor
I remember you from before. I agree. Every room of a woman I've been in has been nasty and filthy.
Also good on you for mentioning Silent Hill.
>>28604230
>thank you
Maximum kek
>>28604755
>women's pee smells worse
I fucking KNEW it. Anytime I've entered the bathroom after my mom... holy hell, that constitutes nasal assault!
>like, mom, what did you DO in here?!
>what? I just peed.
>...a-are you sure?
Can confirm, fem-pee smells like it's rotting for a thousand years in a sarlac.
>>28604755
>really discussing
So you found a fetus on the floor engaged in an intense discussion? Like really trying to talk through a complex issue? That is terrifying.
>>28604824
That's not normal. Your mother has a diseased cunt.
>>28604755
>>28604824
Why does it smell so bad? I've gone into the bathroom after girls as well and notice it smells so terrible. Why?
>>28604864
Roasties are unhygienic and a mistake. Probably a curse assigned to women by providence.
>>28604755
you should have cleaned the bathroom thoroughly, just really put your all into it, and spit-shined that fetus and left it propped up on one of the sinks. if anybody asked you could have said you thought it was some newfangled kind of doll.
HAHA WOMEN PEE SMELLS WORSE
MEN WIN MEN WIN
>>28603908
You've just chose the ugly one.
>>28604926
The ugly what? Gender? You fag.
>>28604923
We can smell you from here roastie
>>28604824
Tell your mom to drink more water and if the smell stays strong, tell her to go see a doctor. I drink over 2l of water a day, my pee is pretty much odorless while before I didn't drink enough water and it smelled strongly of ammonia.
As for the rest of this thread, you guys clearly need to start fucking models, that way you won't be shocked and disgusted, preferably models who do wax ads. I mean, clearly a beautiful, ripped, no strechmarks, no anal hair man like you, deserves the best.
>>28604951
it doesn't take a cunt to find your behavior hilarious.
>>28604230
>Looks at me in the eyes and I don't know what to say so I just say thank you
im glad im not the only one that finds this funny lol
I'm in tears lol
>>28604230
>>Looks at me in the eyes and I don't know what to say so I just say thank you
muh sides
>>28604730
Yep, pretty much. But our brains are hard-wired to find it sexy...or, at least most of us do.
Some women smell and taste great. Had a gf who was delicious, and her scent was better than any Viagra. Even her ass tasted great. She was worried she had bad body odor...apparently, someone said that to her in high school once...but to me, she was heavenly, warm and fragrant.
Most I've been with don't have much smell or taste, and what scent they have is just sexy. Had one who didn't shower much, and had this primal, lust-inspiring scent that makes me hard just remembering it. She also had the most beautiful hands, too...high school girlfriend, she chased me from elementary school, though...probably should've stayed with her, she was great.
Dated a black woman for a while who smelled really nice, too, almost like maple syrup.
Had another whose cooz was just foul. I love oral usually, but she almost cured me of that. I don't know what it was, but it was bitter and sour beyond words. Tried her ass once, and it was horrible. I don't know what was going on with her. Never brought it up with her, I figured she probably didn't have a lot of control over it and it would just make her feel self-conscious.
As far as this guy >>28604755, however, yeah. Some women are fucking gross as hell. I cleaned bathrooms for a while right out of college (graduated with honors with three degrees, two in STEM, to clean bathrooms and empty trash). The office was mostly divorced women in their 40s and 50s...I was one of two guys. They would leave globs of blood/mucus on the seats the consistency of pudding.
>I knew a guy in college who had the most pungent, eye-wateringly bad body odor. It was a weird scent, like being downwind from a chemical factory. Showered 2-3 times a day because of it. He was in theater. When he got cast in a play, the costume crew had to wash his clothes separately because it would make everything else in the same load stink.
OP tagged a wild ogre
much xps
>>28604230
>>Looks at me in the eyes and I don't know what to say so I just say thank you
this sounds hilarious
>>28604013
There is nothing more boner-killing to me than dirty talk. Surefire sign you're fucking a no-good, vapid whore.
>>28604319
Too bad I have a receded hairline
Twinks only like twinks
>>28605052
You say that, yet, you are one, roastie slut
>>28604259
Yes and you are the only sane person in this thread (I think).
>>28605429
nope but you hate women because you're sad
>>28604542
It's a joke.
Is that your first time on 4chan ?
That's why you go for northern European goddesses and buxom Scandinavian blondes.
People with lots of 3rd world DNA look like crap. Those genes are so incredibly inferior it's hard to even put into words
>>28605473
yeah dumbass, i made both of those posts and now i'm promoting them here. it's called marketing and now everyone's going to remember the name... ah fuck i forgot to put my trip on.
>>28603908
>this is how shallow modern men are
>unpure
>smell like shit
>hairy
>ugly when naked
lol
>>28605488
Well I suppose it works most of the time.
>>28605484
>My experience says the opposite.
>Nobody cares about both of our anecdotal evidences.
>Shut the fuck up.
>>28605544
I mean if you like short, ratty haired, dark skinned uglies I guess 3rd world is the way to go.
First sexual experience was with a friend of my sister's who's had an irrational crush on me since middle school which didn't go away when puberty made her hot. I've never heard anyone praising my dick like that and I'd have never in a million years expected it'd be someone pretty. It didn't work out in the end because I had to move to another country, but it was a nice devirginizing.
>>28604487
Dont try to reason with faggots, they essentially have the mental capacity of a woman and therefore cannot reason objectively
>>28605498
Carry on, valiant white knight!
>>28604013
>Anon why are you so quiet during sex?
What am I supposed to say? That I'm trying to concentrate to maintain an erection despite the awful smell of juices mixed with latex and the fact that I need to do ALL of the physical work in bed? I just want to play video games.
>>28604395
This body I posted is superior to the body you posted. It is beautiful and feminine
>>28605734
Only because she is lifting her arms up. This distributes fat to seem more attractive. Notice the male does not need to do that.
>>28605620
yeah but the bright side is, they have just enough male reasoning trickling up from their testicles that they know when they fucked up and then they leave. like that guy did. a woman would have stuck around and tried to make it about how she's being oppressed or something.
>>28604062
>>28604061
lmao my dudes. I'm a male and have seen a naked female body before. The transition is not that hard and will never even compare to 2d shit.
>>28604395
Men can't even come close. We can't all be homos.
>MY SUBJECTIVE OPINION IS FACT
just fuck off. you're a homo, thats great, but theres really no place for you in a conversation about the female body
>>28605734
>being naked in public
is there no greater degeneracy?
>>28605734
Classic Northern European refined beauty.
The result of 200,000 years of Eugenic selection.
Superior body, superior intelligence, superior femininty
>>28605791
Yes. Race mixing.
>>28605620
>>28605770
Roasties are disgusting.
>>28605817
how about naked public race mixing?
>>28605620
Except even if I was a faggot, that's not true.
>>28605819
As long as we're talking about IQ
>>28605795
60,000-40,000.
200,000 years of uninterrupted gene selection probably would've rendered her a squat, chubby barrel chested she witch like Neanderthal women.
Anyway, her body still pales in comparison to the proper male physique
>>28605890
Makes sense, but the topic at hand is roastie.
The wonderful female reproductive organs
>>28606150
more plspsl
>>28604013
>he doesnt get off to calling his gf a dirty whore
>his dick isnt diamonds when she apologizes for what a slut she is
bunch of fags
>>28605663
If she is a dead fish talk to her you idiot. There are enough ways for her to be involved to.
This only happened to me once
I am a semi famous cosplayer who goes to cons and stays in hotels with some other cosplayers
I have even fucked a few of them. Only one I didn't enjoy because she didnt take care of much hygiene down there and I didnt find out till we were about to fuck. Like holy shit.
Also I am not talking about them fatty dumbass retard con go'ers.
I am talking about the ones the neckbeards sweatly ask for a pic and then hover hand, neckbeard goes home and faps to the pic of being close to such a qt comic girl.
But god damn. I dont know why but even after having sex with my gf now. I still come back to dem 2d girls. I am pretty sure I am just addicted to online porn at this point doe
>>28606281
>i-i-i fucked a con slut!!! not the fat kind hahaha!!! :D
holy fuck
>>28606150
im like 90% sure this is a horse anus/vagina shooped onto a human
hot though
>>28606280
>talking to an animal corpse
fuck off psycho
>>28604523
I personally love the stink and smell of my girlfriend but I guess some women have a stronger smell than others.
>>28606355
oh yeah i know what you mean. i love the smell of your girlfriend's farts and poops as i'm shoving them into her pussy (yes the farts too) right before she meets you for sex.
>>28606328
I would post pics as proof but the girls I have been with are pretty public.
And I rather not have that drama.
But sorry, no fatties.
>>28606420
no1 gives a fuck you fucking idiot
stop posting
>>28606355
With mine, at first it was a little weird, not bad but not good. Now it's so associated in my brain with sex and emotions that it drives my dick to new levels.
>>28606427
ok i'll stop right after this one
also i was lying and am gay
>>28606420
BLAZE IT!!!!!
Oregano commento
You wanted more anon, enjoy your beef sandwich
And anon how about some beef jerky(biltong)
>>28606541
thanks
my dick just fell off
>>28606582
My god. Even the worst penises do not get that ugly when both are judged on 1-10
>>28606588
I would like to take this chance to make a south park joke, here it is:
"That's probably the gluten"
That is all anon, I hope you watch southpark and enjoyed my joke. Ok bye.
>>28603908
it gets good again
>>28605825
It has a shorter term. "Germany" to be specific.
>>28604230
>fucking a tranny
>>28604857
>Your mother is a diseased cunt.
there, I fixed it!
>>28604230
>not sure what to do with my hands so I just twiddle them
Should have gone for a firm handshake.
>>28604230
>Looks at me in the eyes and I don't know what to say so I just say thank you
Funniest thing I've read in a month.
>>28604314
male porn star for a long time meant average schlub, or someone more beastly
male porn star aesthetics outside of gay porn is recent
>>28604230
This desu, sex is just weird all round. No idea why people idolise it so much. Masturbation is 10x better.
