/interpals thread/
Please keep the attention whoring to a minimum, try not to post your profile or pictures.
>checked email
>FINALLY got a message back from a girl i messaged like 5 days ago
>She has been away it seems
>A fucking real qt that lives on the isle of man and knows what the TT is
If i get her nudes i'll be the happiest man in the world.
Lets go you lousy cunts
>Korean views my profile
>She joined 2 minutes ago, profile is blank
>ignore it
>she puts some pictures up, total qt
>messages me
>her English is terrible
>reply to her a few times but get bored of carrying
>stop replying
>she keeps viewing my profile every few minutes
>been doing it since yesterday
I feel bad.
Talked to a Ukranian girl for a while and she clearly was into me (sending hearts and selfies and shit)
Now im completely ignoring her and shes clearly sad
Who else /e-chad/ here!?
>>28601742
>(sending hearts and selfies and shit)
all slavs do that shit.
But what does it feel like to ignore a bitch? i'm not that chad.
>>28601727
>>she keeps viewing my profile every few minutes
how do you know?
>>28601771
I feel empowered tbqh. Now I understand why Stacey bitches do it to people like me..
>>28601795
Other people are viewing it too but she keeps coming back up at the front of the list.
>>28601873
i wish to feel this
>>28601727
This sort of thing keeps happening to me too, where someone seems nice but their English is just too shitty for a real conversation to happen.
Is there a site like this but where people speak enough English that you can actually talk to them properly?
>>28601727
dont i bet she's done this to countless ugly men like myself
Do pals get mad if you don't put your real name on your profile ? I'm afraid to give out my real name
>>28602009
no one gives a fuck, if you're talking to someone thy might ask though.
>>28601984
Just have to find the ones on interpals that do. The profile is obviously a good indication. I spoke to a 17 year old Korean with really good English, she was pretty autistic though: constantly giving facts and statistics about Korea and talking about how all she wants to do in life is to work as a diplomat or in the UN.
Another fun Korean with good English was a redpilled tomboy who liked ranting about lefties but was also into a lot of spiritual shit. Not really a qt though, not feminine at all.
>>28601350
Is this shit worth getting? What do you even get out of it?
>>28602156
The chance to talk to real girls for once.
I can now confirm, after 2 days on interpals, i am chad.
But nah its pretty cool desu, im kinda trolling girls by acting like a chad then revealing my autism later on. P fun familia
>>28602156
nothing. its dumb. i deleted my profile after a month. if you use this as long distance tinder youre a normie
>>28602009
You don't even have to put on a name. If you find a girl qt and she asks you for your name, just tell her
>>28602156
thai prostitutes and slav extorters. don't waste your time anon, unless you're a chad-daddy.
>>28602293
Pretty much this, the girls sucking up to you have tricks up their sleeves so watch out. I only like the attention and messages since i have no friends.
>>28602276
>if you use this as long distance tinder youre a normie
>>28602301
>the girls sucking up to you have tricks up their sleeves so watch out
Like what?
>>28602310
They are prostitutes and extorters as the other anon said, how gullible can you be?
>>28602316
>extorters
What? and what do they get out of flirting for weeks and then coming to you?
>>28602310
For most thai and SEA shitters they want you to come to their country and pay for their services, like a girlfriend experience or escort you around their city for a few days (but they usually won't tell you that until you're there. No, dummy they aren't in love with you) though, of course, you're too smart to fall for that old gag, so you ignore them and block thai contacts straight out the gate.
>>28602365
Shes coming to me senpai, i'm not going to pay her money just let her stay with me for a week and fuck her
>>28602396
kek you're that ugly ape looking lesbian bitch who met the thai woman.
>>28602489
I don't know who you're talking about senpai, that's not me
>>28602514
sure it isn't, beth.
>used this a year ago
>tons of nice people message me
>like chill bros and even girls too
>get overwhelmed and never logged back on
>>28602552
I know that feel of getting overwhelmed, especially since I'm a message hoarder. I have230messages only from hoarding them over months, only because I won't open or delete them.
>>28602625
should i try logging in
what if someone sees me online and asks what happened
>>28602528
You are like a posterboy for autism you know that
>super cute girl I literally define as perfection
>looks like a victoria secret model but she's too short to be a model
>visiting my country
>she tweeted @me and told me she's visiting
I barely talked to her, I barely know her. I don't even know how she would feel about meeting a complete random stranger she found on interpals. I can talk to girls usually... like I'm not a complete aspie but I turn into the biggest fucking autist when I talk to her, I think about my tweets/messages 10-15 minutes for 140 characters. I can't imagine meeting her IRL even though I really want to.
I'm just going through her pictures right now and thinking 'man she's literal perfection'
I'm not gonna post her pictures because I know what will happen but she looks like Candice Swanepoel when she's not wearing any makeup.
>>28602698
This image contains relevant advice for your situation.
>>28602698
Is she Russian? I think I know the who you're talking about. If so, I had the exact same thoughts.
>>28602723
nope. brit. british girls are usually ugly. she's like a 1 in a million.
>>28602660
I'm sorry the reason why I'm online is that the anon who used this profile has died. I'm his twin brother.
What could go wrong
>>28602737
>nope. brit. british girls are usually ugly.
r8 this one
>>28602715
>>28602723
i wish i could just chalk her up to 'just another fish'. but fuck me...... she's literal perfection. if she asks me to drive up to meet her i'd do it in a fucking heartbeat. i can't be the one asking to meetup though that would be weird. i'll just continue to help her out with the language... she knows where i live.
man fuck all these conflicting feels. i'm just gonna play dota and forget about the pain. everytime i open tweetdeck and see her in my mentions i have to open her picture.fuck man im so pathetic i'd easily drive 500km just to see her irl
>>28602776
link an actual picture of her face.
im not seeing much here. she has a nice body though
>>28602776
cute. She doesn't look british
>>28602788
>link an actual picture of her face.
>>28602810
I'd say like a 6.
She looks very british. Pretty eyes though. I don't like the hair and the nose. I still can't see her jawline and what her chin actually looks like. A really nice jawline could probably raise it to an 8. She looks like a thot though and that's probably why 6 was the first thing that came to mind. The super heavy makeup ruins it for me.
>>28602778
Don't put her on a pedestal my dude. Think of it this way: the only way that she's going to enjoy a relationship with you is if you're indulging IN her, not just indulging her. She has to feel like you have fun with her, and not that you're doing everything for HER to have fun. Do you see what I'm saying? It's the difference between a Chad and a Beta, to put it in lame r9k terms. This applies for texting just as much as actual real life interaction. Taking so much time over your tweets shows me that you're worrying too much about whether she's going enjoy them, and not enough about whether you're actually enjoying yourself.
Don't let feels get in the way of just bringing the best out of the present moment. Live for yourself, and others will appreciate your company more for it. In this case, selfishness is a good thing.
>install tinder
>use up my 50 swipes
>3 matches
>all ugly
:(
>>28603014
>install tinder
>swipe my swipes every day
>3 in A MONTH all ugly and tall
i'm 6'4 but like short girls, only tall girls were desperate enough to swipe me so i was like wow i'm being objectified and never used it again
i don't want random fug anyway i want a nice normal gf who likes cuddling and cute stuff :(
you have it good if you get even a single match per day fucking normie
>>28602990
Hey thanks dude that actually really helps... I know exactly what you're saying... but it's really hard n ot to do everything for her when she's literally what I define as perfection I want to enjoy her company, she's funny we enjoy the same things but she's also drop dead gorgeous. It's like one of those cases when you realize you're starring at a unicorn and don't know how to approach it. What's really fucking sad tho is that I know it's not my looks that are gonna turn her away but my way of sperging out and saying dumb shit when talking to her, I can't find my words.
Maybe I should just say that... that I find her very beautiful and it's really hard to put out coherent thoughts when I'm around her... maybe it will flatter her. Maybe saying that will make me feel more comfortable when talking to her. If she takes well to that....
>>28603044
that's harsh man
what the fuck
Who else don't care anymore?
>6th day using it
>bored as fuck on the site
>always the same people online
>always get about 60 views
>no one really initiates me anymore
>dont care
>never initiate others anymore
>hardly ever answer messages
I just browse profiles when im bored
I was going to sign-up but everyone has their picture up, and I don't feel safe posting mg picture ;_;
And tips fellow robots
>>28603190
Initiate and B urself m9
>>28603211
Did you not read my post, or do you just lack the basic reading comprehension?
>>28603195
Do you have a cap? hat?
Do you have any pets?
Use them instead. I had my cat as a profile pic for the longest time, now I'm confident enough to put my face up there.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9w8I2bfCm4c1
>>28603213
If you really didn't care you wouldn't have posted here
>>28603195
/int/ has a gimmick of them using scarves on profile pics, could try that
Why is every girl here disinteresting, only doing some empty small talk, and putting zero effort into talks? All I want is a qt who is on the same wavelength as I am ;_;
>>28603254
That's some nice pseudo intellectual garbage, kiddo. Come back when you gather the required brain capacity to be able to use up some of that thought process and understand what someone else wrote.
Americans these days.
>>28603272
there's the
>Everyone on the Internet is American but me!
delusion
>>28603218
No pets ;_; I could just use a picture from/an/. It's not that I am not confident, It's just muh security and I dont want anyone IRL recognising me
>>28603255
Thanks :^))
>>28603286
>Act like a retarded twat
>Gets upset when he gets called american
Perhaps go back to school and get some of that reading comprehension? you're as useless as an ashtray on a motorcycle.
>>28603297
sunglasses and a hat m8
>>28603297
if you're going to keep whining just shut the fuck up
you can use any picture you fucking want
>>28603300
suck my dick nigga
blox
>>28603300
>writes the position of what they mean
>gets upset and MAD when someone points that out
>>28603315
Not surprised you're a homosexual, stupidity is of the norm with you guys.
>>28603325
>when the losers pocket bitch thinks his opinion is relevant
how pathetic is it to have "relationship" and "flirting" ticked on your prophile
>>28603314
Best advice I've seen so far. Can I have a picture of you pl0x
>>28603333
>Not surprised you're a homosexual, stupidity is of the norm with you guys.
http://journals.cambridge.org/action/displayAbstract;jsessionid=85F9C6ECF13B8863B21995D63B71D3DD.journals?aid=8651635&fileId=S0021932011000769
shows how much you know
>>28603352
You keep pretending you have an IQ above room temperature, queer.
http://efukt.com/21298_I_Want_HIV.html
>>28603337
Very
bloxblx
>>28603333
>I-I don't care, look at me not caring hurr durr
>I-Its not like I am arguing and wasting time from mug intellectual projects with you guys because I care
>>28603383
>pocket bitch still blabbering on thinking his opinion is relevant
Nothing new to see the catcher jumping in when his man is getting triangulated.
Lads stop the flaming
We'll post your profiles
>>28603399
you do that, nigger.
>>28603399
do it faggot, you don't know who i am
I created an account with picture last night. How long until girls start courting me? The only people who have visit me so far are men, mainly swedes. Is this side based in Sweden?
>>28603399
pussy nigga
>>28603399
come on bug chaser
>>28603388
>Muh opinions
>muh precious opinions
Get cucked by Tyrone pussy nigga
>>28603408
Do you have a dark complexion?
>>28603417
Get barebacked by another HIV positive guy, nigger.
>>28603425
Naw but in the pic I do but it is clearly do to the terrible lighting I had.
>>28603399
>>28603399
how about i post your profile lesbian ape girl?
https://www.interpals.net/Bethh18
>>28603443
JUST FUCKING STOP SHITPOSTING IN EVERY THREAD YOU FUCKING AUTIST
>>28603455
what you going to do, you dirty albino lesbian? call your thai girlfriend on me?
kek you stupid cunt
>>28603443
>this autist again
just kill yourself
>>28603429
Your mother will catch it too, since I had THE SEX with her!!!!!
>>28603439
you wouldn't believe the sort of people who post their pics here and claim to be white..far left related
>>28603461
I'm a guy you moron. You posted this in the last four threads. Why do you do that? Why do you get triggerd by women? Did she not respond back to you or something? This is geting pathetic and I feel sorry for you
>>28603483
>>28603465
kys dirty lesbian albino
>>28603492
You are the most beta guy in this thread tb.h
>>28603492
I see. You are an attention whore so here have a you
>>28603522
>attention whore
like you were doing here?
>>28602776
>>28602810
kek monkey
>>28603534
You are literal cancerpoo in loo
>>28603594
Be sure to tell your thai girlfriend how mean i was :)
albino.
>>28602810
You can tell she's a slag from her eyebrows
>>28603602
I'm not a dyke, and i bet you are this faggot that sent me 20+ messages confessing your love for me
interpals.net/sam1848
>>28603049
DON'T. You have to feel comfortable in your own skin if you want to have a good relationship (not just with her, but generally). Telling her how uncomfortable you are and hoping she accepts it is a cop out. The best thing you can do for her is to overcome yourself. She won't feel special if she's told, she'll feel special if a dude who has his shit together is willing to give up some of his time for her. She doesn't want to feel NEEDED, she wants to feel WORTHY.
This isn't meant to put pressure on you. You are already in the right position, you just have to believe in your own worth.
>>28603633
>I'm not a dyke
Sure thing you dirty lesbian, remember this post from last night bragging how you were meeting up with a thai girl?
kek you dumb bitch
http://desustorage.org/r9k/thread/28572813/#q28584905
>>28603646
What makes you think they're the same people?
>>28603646
"Got a qt on the way to me after a few days of talking, this website is pretty gud "
ayy lmaoooo
>b--bbbut im noo noo dyke
>>28603660
you should read the thread, you dumb nigger.
>>28603646
>white/Asian lesbian couple
Can anything be more pure than this?
JESUS CHRIST
Can't r9k take the fact that here's a girl posting? What's your am raging anon? That everyone ends up using tripfags because you can't shut up?
What you're doing is very pathetic
which qts are the best and why are they Korean?
>>28603682
shut up beth you dumb albino cunt
get drugged up and stabbed to death by your thai transvestite
>>28603682
It's just bait brudi
>>28603646
Yeah i'm still not a lesbian you faggot, just because i don't want your 15yo manlet dick inside me
>>28603665
This, to be quite quite honest. Asian/white lesbos for the win.
please keep your autistic drama out of the threads
>>28603712
I'm really not trying to shit up these threads it's just every time i try and post he calls me out as having a cunthole
>>28603697
keep up that backpedaling, you ugly dyke.
>>28603720
If anything you are the attention whore tb.h fa.m
>>28603719
how about you stop attention whoring in here and constantly posting your pictures for rates you dumb bitch?
go back to >>>/int/ where you came from, uggo.
DON'T TAKE THE BAIT
>>28603729
I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S BAIT ANY MORE
>>28603726
I posted my face under the pretense that it was just some whore on interpals, you made it about me.
Now fuck off im talking in this thread again
>>28603741
>posts a photo of herself
>pretends it isn't her for rates
>mmmmahh pretenses
>mammahh false flagz
shut up and fuck off you dumb ugly dyke.
>>28603753
Well since im such an attention whore i might as well be one
>>28603764
>might
you were always one, dyke.
>>28603740
AND I CAN'T FIGHT THIS FEELING ANYMOOOOOORE
https://youtu.be/ALUeWZHnDqc
>>28603767
Okay fine.
AMA
https://www.interpals.net/bethh18
Chat with me in this thread or on the site :D
but not you, you fucking manlet i know your profile
>>28603783
>Okay fine.
You aren't proving anything but just how thick you are, with your disgusting Asian roots :)
>pretends to be so attractive
>claims it's all she has got going for in other threads
>best she pulled was an ugly thai man
>>28603783
So, are you an archaeologist?
>>28603793
>>28603783
i forgot to mention
beth the ape loves to samefag
>>28603793
No kek, i fix computers
>>28603809
>>28603793
you should try working on the way you structure sentences, it's incredibly easy to tell you are replying to yourself.
maybe throw in a full stop every now and then?;)
>>28603809
Oh.so you won't examine my large bone?
>>28603824
Post it and ill rate it
>check thread
>another ruined by the chinese british girl
>>28603840
yeah and what the fuck are you going to do about it you cuck
>>28603823
This bait is getting pretty bad
Try harder
>>28603830
I can show you on interpals ;)))
>>28603846
>Try harder
Like you are doing, who thought she'd be a cool girl for posting r9k on her profile :)
You /int/ whores truly are thirsty for the attention and validation.
>>28603850
send it senpai, i'm online
/bethh18i hope you're white tho
>>28603857
>pretending to be straight now
Cheating on your Thai girlfriend already, chang?
>>28603866
Lmao, you are such a faggot i bet you think your shitposting will achieve anything other than me posting more
also when you message me include /r9k/ in your message
>>28603877
Keep it up, chang. Not surprised some fat whore with fake eyebrow's and clown make up cant stay faithful ;)
As the British like to say, you're a "slag".
>>28603895
I am faithful when im in a relationship, or do you think talking to some asian half way across the world for two days is a committed relationship.
Never cheated and never will but you would in a heartbeat if a pretty girl asked you too, fucking hypocrite nigger
I'm still not sure how to do this. Like what do I write into my profile? I'd rather not write that I'm an autistic sperg that loves to play vidya all day.
Help
>>28603857
Done lass
pls response
>>28603922
>I am faithful when im in a relationship, or do you think talking to some asian half way across the world for two days is a committed relationship.
Did you forgot the part about how you were saying she was coming to meet you:)?
You're a slag.
>>28603933
She bailed on me actually cunt, not that it matters to you, and nice avoiding what i said and just continuing to spew shit
>>28603946
>playing the good 'ol bail card
Good try, slaggy. Hell though i wouldn't be surprised she found you disgusting. After all you are mentally challenged and wear clown make up.
Also them weird drawn on eyebrows ;)
>>28603924
Do you have any hobbies or did you use to have them? Just write down anything you could think of. And don't forget the basics (name, age, loc)
Don't write too much because it won't be fun otherwise. You need to keep it short and simple.
Include some music you like, your interests, sports (?), books.
You'll figure out how to do it, anon.
>>28603957
This is your face behind the screen wanking, i'm done posting in this thread now but just know you are the biggest faggot on the board, higher than tripfags, and you know what, because of you im now going to tripfag all over this board and ruin it just for you.
>>28603989
I made your so called trip and nick say anonymous. I sure love scripts that force names ;) By the way, settle down you Asian slag.
Not my fault your thai tranny found you revolting and bailed
>>28604011
Don't worry about it, you are going to love having me around promise ;)
Im gonna shit up all the threads that arn't about traps and faggot shit, just so you have a safe space
>>28604026
I think you're just a dumb slag that's all talk and no walk ;) Let's see you shit up those threads on the catalogue, you dumb cunt!
Chop chop, slope!
>>28603989
Please don't trip
>>28604036
>>28604041
No, fuck you both, i'm just going to shit up the place and i can't even get banned for it
>>28604011
Damn fag, you called for the trips ;>)
>>28604051
Stop whining, you dumb slag.
>hfw he sees that he argued with 3 or more people
Shaaaamfur dispray
>hfw she tries to hide her mutiple personalities
>>28604094
Sure senpai, I post from three devices for maximum autism ;)
Works pretty well
>>28604121
>hfw she tries to hide her mutiple personalities
kekerino lad
>>28604143
>thinks hes god
toppestkek
Beth bb
Tell us about England
Why do they go to vote
>>28604153
>tfw a slag who got rejected by a tranny replies to one of your posts
>>28604143
Dank skills senpai, pretty sick XDDDDDD
>>28604166
government is a big guy
>>28604170
>
>>28604179
Do you think they will die if you pull off that OUT?
>>28604183
Only for you, hes a big guy
>>28603783
What the fuck are you doing in England, you dirty mudskin?
>>28604195
sucking off all the pakis, m8.
>>28604195
it's time to stop posting tb.h
>>28604201
i only like white/asian men, you dirty paki
>>28604213
>men
Why are you pretending to be straight, dyke?
>>28604222
Why are you still posting, manlet?
What the fuck happend in this thread?
>>28604226
aren't you like 5ft2, though? I heard your asian roots fucked that height up.
>>28604233
Ie autism
>>28604233
>>28603443
me and this faggot throwing shit
>>28604233
some dumb dyke shitting up the thread for attention, nothing new.
>>28604236
i am 5'9 nigger
>>28604239
>>28604226
>>28604213
>>28604207
This is all very unladylike.
>>28604233
There's a 13 years old samefag thinking he's being cool XDDD
>>28604243
i know you in real life though beth
you're about 5ft2...
>>28604239
so one week on that site and /r9k/ already brings a girl back here. It took /int/ a month to do that. I'm impressed
>>28604243
>purports to like asians
>manlet-shames
>>28604244
Yeah. I have good suspicions the Beth character is a transvestite. Even looks the part.
>>28604252
Except the whore is cross-posting from /int/.
>>28604244
>unladylike
it's an ape
>>28604251
No you don't, faggot or else you would know my last name
>>28604252
>
>>28604256
>
>>28604261
i'm not a tranny kek
>>28604273
>i'm not a tranny kek
well you look like one.. midget.
>>28604273
your so hot bb
>>28604276
You seem upset, maybe you should have a rest
>>28604289
don't be a faggot, i don't want this thread to be a circlejerk
>>28604295
bb can u post timestamp
>>28604295
make yourself useful show your loose vagina
>>28604307
fuck off
>>28604304
sure, here
>>28604321
show your cunt you useless bitch
>>28604307
QUALITY POST RIGHT HERE GUYS
ORIGAMI CONTENT
>>28604321
cme on bb
want to see u so hot
>>28604327
are you that loser she was being friendly to and told to show his shriveled up penis?
white knighting that whale pretty hard aint ya?
>>28604336
white knights are beta, but that manlet is omega
>>28604336
No, that wasn't me famalam, I just enjoy laughing at you
>>28604350
>No, that wasn't me
im sure it wasn't lmao
>>28604349
I'd suck that desu
>>28604349
Probably but he seems to have a girl so no
>>28603783
https://twitter.com/clostratford
>>28604358
OHHH SHUT IT DOWN, HE GOT ME
I FEEL SO ENDANGERED NOW XDDD
I like your way of arguing :)
>>28604360
dirty girI
>>28604372
looks like a mess.
>>28604372
ahh nigger you got me, i'm not her
>>28604372
>Beth
>Cloe
Well, you've been arguing with a man all along
>>28604410
How does it feel to know you were white-knighting a man?
>>28604410
I could have carried it on a bit longer if he didn't find her twitter profile
>Please keep the attention whoring to a minimum, try not to post your profile or pictures.
A legit question to you robots here on this thread, do you not womyn in this thread? If so, please state reasons. I mean, I just want us all to get along and have fun in this thread. And if the cause of a thread ruin is womyn posting here, then maybe on every interpals thread, there should be a "strictly no females" warning. We are all capable of rationalization so why don't we just discuss like the decent people that we really are.
P-pls no bully
>>28604417
this isn't /soc/ you dumb shit. pictures don't belong here especially of you.
Admit if though senpaitachi, i was pretty convincing right?
>>28604372
still could be the ape
british woman are mentally challenged.
>>28604414
Famalam, I never actively white knighted her and even if, is that a problem? I liked having a laugh at a raging dipshit like you.
I'll lay off my trip now and leave :)
>>28604422
Kek, still in rage mode, eh?
>>28604444
It's not mate, im a guy
>>28604417
I don't care if women, men, Ayy Lmaos post in here. I just want to have fun. Shame this threads always get ruined by some autists that think they are funny. It's a shame we can't block them. 4Chan should have a feature that allows OP to block people from their threads.
>>28604422
O-ok :-( I was merely asking if robots don't want the females to post here because I think this clusterfuck started when a female posted her profile. Everyone went apeshit.
>>28604436
No because a girl like that would be too busy "going up town" and eating nandos with the lads to even know about r9k
>>28604452
>Famalam, I never actively white knighted her and even if,
yes you did you're a pathetic excuse of a man
>>28604462
no, woman cant be robots, so no they cant post here.
>>28604466
>still mad at a ghost
this thread is pretty entertaining autism
>>28604477
The autism ride never ends
>met girl from another board
>she's Russian
>forgot about her
>Been chatting up Russian woman on interpals
>girl i met from other board sends me an email asking why i ignored her and if she did something wrong
>tell her i was busy
>tfw thinking about telling her because i was busy chatting up fit russian girls
>tfw no qt central Asian secular Muslim gf
>>28604528
>tfw she's not happy
>>28604642
guys
wat
do i
do
>>28604742
U done goofedorigami
>>28604742
ask for tits
>>28604742
Just reply with 'lol'.
>run qtcralwer
>visit over 2000 women from Europe and Americas
>get 260 visits back
>no messages
>no wall comments
>no picture comments
Should I delete my acc? Or just go for the asians?
>>28604790
>>28604797
>>28604812
what now
5tfdghghgf
>>28604912
probably delete your account, if that many westerners arent interested you're either ugly af or just got a terrible profile. you could try messaging some of the ones that visited you though
asians will pretty much always respond to a visit as long as you're white, ran qtcrawler for like 350 asians and got 20+ messages in less than an hour
>>28604912
go for the asians senpai
this persons English must not be very good
>>28604961
I guess I'm ugly. My profile is full. And I don't want asians if I'm honest.
>>28604964
No thanks, I'm probably gonna delet it
>>28604932
guys should i accept her apology?
>>28604984
she's just memeing you, dont let her out do you
>>28605089
shit what should I say then?
>>28605101
wait, i just realised this person messaged me aswell. maybe we should say the exact same thing to her, something peculiar
>>28605145
what do you have in mind?
original comment
>>28605163
Hi, I've noticed you're very cute and your country is a very poor country. I am a single man with a comfortable life but no one to share it with. I have a large television but no one to cuddle on my large couch and watch it with.
If you're interested in leaving your current life and starting a new one with me, all these things I have can be yours too.
What do you say?
>just want to talk to cute girls
>they always want it to turn it into an internet relationship
>>28605244
assure you my dear girl that the NSA is not listening. You can freely admit that the USA is collapsing all around you. Once you arrive in Europe, you will realise that you have been, in fact, poor all your life relative to the state of near-godhood we enjoy here on the old continent.
Please do consider my offer as it is once in a lifetime and I hate to see such a beautiful angel as you waste away in that dreadful place known as the USA.
Best, Simon
>>28605253
>bad thing
I just hit a new low bros.
Be glad you aren't me.
>>28605263
>online relationships in which you dont ever meet in real life can be healthy or sustainable
>>28605282
>dont ever meet in real life
there is your problem
>>28605278
what happened dear senpai ? tell us all
>>28605278
Sounds like you've got a story to tell
>>28605290
I'm not going to travel to Argentina to meet someone I've only talked to online
>>28605244
That's an awful thing to say, particularly because there is no picture of her available.
>>28605316
>argentina
anubis?
>>28605329
fucking pathetic mate, come on...
>>28605329
Chargeback you fucking idiot
>>28605345
l know, anon.
>only person to talk to me so far is a man from Ghana asking for money because he claims someone stole his bike
I should just catfish as Chad. Has anyone gotten nudes?
>>28605365
>>only person to talk to me so far is a man from Ghana asking for money because he claims someone stole his bike
Lmao, fucking ghana
>>28605365
just use qtcrawler my man, tons of visits and messages. most will be garbage but you can find some real qt's and cool people
>>28605392
How to use it tho senpai?
>>28605405
https://github.com/DccrsD/QtCrawler
usage info at the bottom
>>28605414
>can't install tampermonkey on firefox
>>28605444
scared the NSA are gonna know what anime you've been jacking off to if you use chrome?
>>28605470
chrome is backdoored by jewgle, read the small print they send back your info to google everyday to "help provide a better experience for the user"
>>28605470
>I dont care about privacy so neither should you.
>So what if they tap into my webcam? I dont care if they watch me jerk it.
>It's not like surveillence can ever be used against me. Governments and corporations are run by nice people who respect me.
>>28605483
>>28605528
well my man, you're gonna be missing out on quality conversations like this. it's a sacrifice your gonna have to make
>>28605528
>>28605483
dont the crawler is fucking garbage, you only really get messages by ugly fucking asians who do the same to every other guy.
dont expect real conversations.
>>28605557
Also the crawler mines bitcoins
Why do you think it doesn't work on Firefox
>>28605585
i dont know about that, but it really only benefits you if you are good fucking looking. And i mean good looking..
Hey guys does this work?
>>28603264
>girls
>capable of holding a deep and interesting conversation
you expect too much anon
>>28605839
no, you sad cunt
this website is shilled here almost as much as doom on /v/
>>28605866
Well it doesn't hurt to try fag
>>28605869
>shilled
proof or fuck off
>>28605885
go outside into a field or some shit with nice scenery and good light and take a picture there, it'll look much better than sitting in your grim room. I took loads of pictures in my room and 99% of em were awful yet one picture outside and it's my best one
>>28605839
What works? being good looking?
Fuck you're retarded. What if she asks to snapchat with you?
>>28605904
I wish you were outside so we didn't have to read your shit nigga
>>28605904
sucks that I live in a city and being outside would make it even more depressing since its shit
>>28605967
Just go to the park or some fancy old building brudi
>>28605979
>brudi
kill yourself and your little autistic term you coned, you gay faggot.
>Speak with qt girl with similar interests
>She gives me her Line
>She never speaks to me ever again
Why? I think I'll drop this and another penpals websites at this rate.
Anyone else burned out from using that site? My qt burned me out since she never stops talking.
Didn't log in at all today for that reason,
>>28605365
Bikes are communal property to niggers. They cannot be stolen. Trust me I am a pretend anthropologist.
>>28606088
i do not know that feel
i like female attention
>feel horny
>unblock thai girls
>regret it
every time
>>28606199
>>regret it
y
Everytime I see these threads I wanna join but
> I'm from Poland and nobody cares about Poland
> Can't be fucked to post my picture online
> I have enough virtual friends as it is.
>>28606210
Because fucking Thais
>>28606220
then don't you fucking faggot
>>28606220
Then why post here? Dumb nigger
>>28606220
Polish people are white so it's something
anyone know how to setup whatsapp without using my real number? google voice and other free texting services won't work with it.
>>28606251
>slavs
>white
orignalda
>>28606251
>slavs
>white
Hold up.
>>28606262
buy a 10 dollar phone with 10 dollar credits and use wifi?
>sorry no black people
Every time
>>28606303
Did they message you that?
>>28606312
Multiple times. Then I gave up on the site
>>28606321
Show messages, id like to send them some black dick.
>>28606321
Blacks can't be robots anyways, just go outside and collect your free gf
>>28606345
Real life isn't like cuck porn
>>28603049
I second what others have said don't put her on a pedestal or it'll fuck up your experience.
I once put this beautiful escort on a pedestal. No joke like tv supermodel asian right and you know what? I was so fucking nervous i couldn't stay hard. It turned what could've been a great experience into mediocre at best. Now imagine how much doing the same could fuck up your chances with a girl you COULD get into a relationship with?
Just think of her as another bro, Love you or hate you dgaf. You can't force someone to like you by idolizing her. All you can do is try your best.
Good luck anon
>>28603014
So an update on this
I've gone from 3 matches to 9 :O
>White french
>Only receive visits from aliens from some sub tier countries like South Korea, Thailand, Poland, Turkey or China.
Where are the qt russians senpai ?
>>28606405
After the good looking men.
>>28606210
they're just on another level, they put any photos of you they get onto weird thai facebook group pages, they manage to hunt down your other social media pages even if interpals has no link to them, they act cute and innocent but are talking to 5x more guys than you are girls, they send you photos of their pussies they already sent you months ago because they send it to so many guys they forget. they expect you to be their boyfriend about 40 messages in.
there's exceptions of course but overall it's not worth it, i'd recommend Taiwanese or Korean instead
>>28606447
Only 5 times?
Any one you guys ever hit on/flirted with a woman on interpals?
Chicks call me cute and handsome and i dont reply to that or change the subject because autism or something.
Whats the worst that can happen or what where some bad replies you got?
>>28606481
sometimes they flirt back, sometimes they block, sometimes they get butthurt and complain 'every guy here just wants sex' :( to try and guilt trip you into the friendzone
at the end of the day it doesn't matter, they're just random sluts who live in different parts of the world, say what you like.
>>28606481
Brag posting faggot.
>look at the online list
Where the robots all I see are normies.
qt rankings
1.Korean
2.Central Asian
3.shit
>>28606619
>not having at least one normie-passing out-dated photo from before the downward spiral into robothood
>>28606666
I was always a robot, you failed normie.
How do I keep qts interested on me? Most of them just stop replying at the end of the day.
>>28606685
this.
>>28606619
we're there
believe me, we're there
>talking to russian qt
>she wants me to send her a video of me speaking russian
fuck, what do i do. i'm fucking autistic.
>>28606953
don't do it
she's going to put it on rutube and it will go viral
>>28606953
Dont do it, she will probably show people.
>create proffile
>select username
>don't want /r9k/ to find me
>hmmmm I got it
>better use a picture of a girl to confuse them even more
>stupid /r9k/ will never know my name
Who thought this was a good idea for their username?/Not_A_Robot
It got boring after one day already. The only people messaging are either bitter and mistrusting or literally stupid.
>>28607072
That is what is like outside anon.
>>28606953
do it. foreigners go crazy over you attempting to speak their language even if it's a pathetic attempt.
>I used to get laid by doing that with chinese girls
>>28607094
I wasn't planning on ever leaving my cave anyways
>>28602293
>unless you're a chad-daddy
>>28606766
If their English is good, lean on whatever cultural traits you have. I emphasise my Britishness when talking to Americans and it works pretty well.
If their English is shit and you have nothing in common, you're screwed. You might find a Korean clinger or something but that gets boring. Right now I have one obsessively viewing my profile since I stopped replying to her. Not sure what her deal is.
Otherwise, be good looking.
tfw 0 messages
tfw wrote 10 people, nobody responded.
It's fucking over. I have to be the biggest sperg in the universe. And I don't know what I'm doing wrong.
>>28607309
Try a Thai gril they should respond.
>>28607141
>chad daddy will never tell you about the PS quadruple
Why live?
>>28607309
wait a while, some people take like 2 days to respond
>>28607141
ABAP babyyy ABAP!
>>28601350
So I made an account yesterday, added very little information and just said what I hope to do in the future, I also only added one photo where I look pretty handsome but I also look like a hippy.
So far I've had 3 girls message me, honestly the moment I made the account I was considering deleting it because I feel sort of pathetic about it but the whole 7 day thing exists so I'm not sure if ill keep it or not.
I can't help but feel like a loser though, like what the fuck do these girls want? Are they lonely like me or do they just want to talk to someone in a different country?
>popular with eurobabes
>tfw spend all day looking at japanese girls profiles and only 2 look at mine
>>28607309
They will respond senpai.
Also post your profil, we will tell you what is wrong.
>>28607656
well, many of them are lonely in real life because they're mentally ill, but they have a harem of online beta males so they have a mixture of high standards and low self-esteem
95% of them you'll have a boring awkward conversation, but occasionally you'll talk to a girl and you'll click, those are the ones you want to hang onto
>tfw can't think of an username
How long should I wait before I reply to a message? What's the nice middle line between showing myself as a desperate beta or making her lose interest?
Lads guess the country where she is from
>Once a week I teach at a place for refugees.
>>28607666
>mfw none of the european chicks respond
>asian chicks flock to me
>2 chinese girls and a japanese girl messaged me first
;-; Italian and russian ladies were u at
>>28608160
Sweden
YES
right?
>>28608151
5-10 minutes if she sees that you are online
>>28608176
close. She even has a picture from Hungary where she helped them crossThey were last in eurovision
>>28608160
Germany. Has to be
>>28608206
ding ding ding we have a winner
>black person views me
>must be african
>is from Norway
>messaged a 9/10 russian qt who has the same music taste as me
>she actually responded
what do bros? I'm fucking terrified
>>28608441
Reveal your power-level all at once and if she sticks with you, she's a keeper.
It's the only way.
>create proffile
>post my pic
>post some other pictures so that I seem interesting
>post a picture of my cat
>one month later
>my "selfie" has no comments
>my cat has more than 20 comments
cucked by my own cat.
>>28608572
You better prep the tom cuck boy
Black girls litteraly are like apes, i feel bad for the blacks here since whites see them as apes too, why not stick with your own gene pool you fucking niggers
>>28606357
>>28608764
Not all black girls are bad m8. They are nice to talk to and are very conservative. One even sang me happy birthday.I can vocaroo it if you want.
>>28608794
>Not all black girls are bad m8
Yes they are, only litteral 10/10 blacks are even passable desu
>>28608811
that's like your opinion manoriginalisoriginal
>>28608836
Nah senpai, post an attractive pure negroid blood female.
>>28608853
nah man, you win I'm too lazy to do a google search. I just want to watch this movie and browse 4chin
>>28608794
Yeah, it's a shame. Ones that don't live in a ghetto seem more interesting than the average white whore. It's a shame that I'm not attracted to them.
>>28608853
Let me post the fucking image.
>>28608942
oh shittoppest kek
>it's a ''you have to carry the entire conversation but you're too much of a fucking beta to just quit'' conversation
>get messaged by qt girl who lives a few miles away but she doesn't know because you use a different location
Bit spooped desu lads
>>28610146
>tfw a girl from my city checked my profile
I wonder if she knows me or my acquaintances
Is 5 girls messaging you and 16 visits in 20 hours good?
is there any way to check your entire visitors history than just the last 100, i think i missed some qts
>>28609548
>IKTF
>K
>T
>F
>>28610577
5 out of 16 is a better ratio than I have, if you mean they're messaging you first. I get around 40 views a day though. Maybe I have a shit profile.
>tfw i lost my cute chinese interpals waifu because she said my penis was ugly and i was too prideful to just laugh it off
Joined interpals to study french because i'm taking it in college this summer semester. You can get n00dz off there?
>>28610820
You'll find anywhere there are women there is the potential for nudes.
>>28610776
There are messaging me first. But I have currently 20 views a day,and half of those are dudes
>>28610854
I've lost so much game since my last relationship. I use to be such a horndog for nudes but now I
can barely convince myself to go after one
of these girls.
>>28610870
>half dudes
My girl to dude ratio is about 15:1. There's something about the way I look that attracts girls with bad self-esteem. Maybe you attract better girls who are confident enough to message you.
>Talking to Swiss girl
>She says she loves M&M's and prefers them to even most Swiss chocolate
>As a joke photoshop her getting fucked by a Milka bar while the M&M's leave comments
>she stops talking
>just got a message about being reported
fuggg help me guys
>>28611188
the picture for reference... it won't get me banned right?
>>28611123
This is the people that have visited my profile. I doubt that yours are much worse
>>28611212
Kek. What the fuck is wrong with you?
>>28611234
I also got visited by Ylboy 3 hours ago, i think he's trying to hunt down robots, and doing a bloody good job desu
>>28611212
I can kind of imagine her not getting the humour straight away but banning is harsh for a bit of banter
i used to use this site to get nudes but it made me feel bad for ditching the girls after getting them.
>>28611234
Ylboy got me too.
>>28611234
I got a lot of the same dudes at the beginning actually. I bet that 60 year old British guy messaged you too. As for the girls, probably about on par. I've been surprised with some legit qts though, so I'm sure you'll get some soon. Sometimes, though, a 4/10 can be a lot more fun to talk to than a 9/10.
>>28611444
To be fair some woman texted me to practice their Spanish. Maybe my ratio of text/views is inflated because of this
>>28611188
>>28611212
Never do this again anon. NEVER.
This is autistic /r9k/ humour, not something girls are into.
>>28611444
Ylboy here too, I don't know what he wants
>>28611212
Probably the most autistic thing i've read in one of these threads, enjoy your ban
>>28611212
>he actually did it
O I AM LAFIN
Ylboy got me too. That's some black magic shit
>>28611926
>tfw no Ylboy view
come at me faget, find me!
>>28611926
Who the fuck is this guy? Is he famous here?
>>28611999
What if he's a gay scripter?
>>28612002
>>28612026
Here come Ylboi!!!!!!
o shit waddup!
anybody actually clicked on his profile? i don't want to give away my position
He is coming for souls. Its all over robots.
>>28612114
in a sea of asian grills is the infamous ylboy, well i've posted my account name here so im not surprised he got me
>>28612026
>>28612002
Him and lovesmalltits have visited me a few times.
He'll love my smallmaletits.
Do y'all put pictures of your face as your profile or what do you do? I don't know if I need to to get replies and messages.
just checked his profile and it looks like he literally visits everyones page, like i dont think it even matters who you are, he'll find you and visit you
he must be running qtcrawler for this shit
>>28601350
deleted my interpals yesterday.
I was only getting messages from niggers in afrika.
Im not even black myself.
>>28612219
not 100% necessary, pretty sure some robots dont do it and still get views/messages but it sure as hell will help unless you're ugly af
>>28612246
People tell me I'm really handsome so ok I'll try it
>>28612257
also if you get close to some people they'll prob ask for pictures of you or for skype/snapchat so it would be best just to get it out of the way unless you want to end up like pic related
>>28612328
What's the story behind this, again?
>tfw asian qt asks if you are a gril
I am done.
>>28612328
No bully pls brudi
>>28612346
>robot insecure about his looks (gee i wonder why) gets close to girl on interpals
>profile pic isnt his face
>girl asks why
>says insecure/isnt good looking
>girl says she doesnt mind and just wants to see
>robot sends pic related
>gets blocked moments later
>an heros
>>28612168
>lovesmalltits
>Ylboi
They're probaly fakes fishing for nudes
>>28612412
Well fuck, I look a lot worse than that.
>>28612416
na man its just a guy who loves mall tits
>>28611212
this man, holy shit, i havnt laughed this hard in a long, long while.
>tfw no YlBoy view
come at me fgt
im waiting you frog fuck
So do I bail now? This is getting too real.
>>28613418
geting to close to the comfort zone la?
>>28612328
every time I see this picture I chuckle
is it bad that everytime a guy views my profile i assume he's gay and is going to try and hit on me?
>>28615060
well, you wouldnt be wrong
how are ppl from r9k finding me when i never posted my username
shit's creepy
>>28615132
your autism stands out
>>28611212
I love you so much, I want a gf that does shit like this
>>28611212
>pretzel guy: i hate being a pretzel
new thread when
yeah and original and shit
>>28615132
Are you dat boi (Ylboy) or lovesmalltits?
>checking profile views for Ylboy
Nope, just lots of Thais
>>28615200
but my profile is empty
>>28615812
no, but Ylboy has looked at my prof
>>28616269
>empty profile
>not autistic
>>28616322
it was filled out at one point, but i just don't care anymore and having fake convos with people drained me
so i deleted everything and just occasionally browse profiles
>>28603086
I've been told I'm above-average looking quite a lot and I get almost no matches.
so how do I do this? moving to russia next year and want to reserve my slavpoon
>>28604742
Is this how normies talk? what the fuck is that person trying to say?
finally the thai girls are waking up, new opportunities to make friends lads
>>28616491
>moving to russia
y tho
>>28617232
need military experience
>find qt
>visit profile
>completely flooded with thirsty as fuck betas desperate for her attention
man, i dont even want to message her now since i'll feel like another desperate foreigner
