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Didn't get much sleep since I went to bed wearing my chastity device edition
morning lads, what's everyone got planned for today?
Oh, these shit threads again.
>hide thread
Fuck off, faggots.
>>28600624
pop down spar to get some baccy, drink more coffee
I probably only sleep every other day now, too anxious to go to bed
>>28600624
Poleaboo has a job interview he won't attend
Might register with that recruitment agency NU-TRAXX told me to do 2 weeks ago
Buying some more girl clothes
>>28600702
Poleaboo why aren't you attending your job interview?
>>28600948
I imagine he doesn't want a job, like everyone else who posts in this thread
>>28600972
Not I want a job, It's just no one wants a socially awkward autist with no work experience and a crap degree working for them.
Just bought a digital camera for 50 quid
>>28600948
I shouldn't have applied to it, it's 20 miles away (airport), easy enough to reach under normal circumstances via the train but the advert requires ability to do shifts starting at 3am or ending at midnight (when the trains aren't running), also there's the issue of needed to pass a CBR to work at an airport
>>28600991
If you got that job I would wait in the airport 24/7 for you.
>>28601022
Now you cant take pictures of yourself in your retro DC tshirt, good reason not to go you going to call them and explain the reasons?
>>28601149
>Now you cant take pictures of yourself in your retro DC tshirt
That shirt is just for lounging around in
Also, what's your story?
You were awake when I made the post about buying that t-shirt at around 1am-2am
And you're awake now, only 6 hours later
Are you Australian?
Are you a janny who drew a terrible shift?
Are you someone who has been NEET so long they've become nocturnal?
>you going to call them and explain the reasons?
We only communicated via email, I guess I'll claim I was offered another job
>I will not be attending the interview for this role as I have received a job offer.
>Thank you for your time and apologies.
>>28601257
No story, life spiraling out of control so I've got slight insomnia. Soon to be a neet but not if I can help it.
>>28601344
>life spiraling out of control
go on...
>not NEET
tread carefully normie
>>28601365
It's nothing super dramatic, I'm going to need to repeat a year to end up with even a 2.2.
so I'm weighing all my options, and they all suck. so instead of sleeping I'm on /r9k/.
all robots aren't neets and all neets aren't robots.
Only 1 more week before I read her messages
>>28601456
Alright I guess, genuinely struggling with is rough
>>28600624
Its my day off so gonna chill, watch tv and maybe play wasteland 2.
Just copped this shirt online too, what you think lads, good shirt?
Hi faggots
Stop replying to poleaboo and he will stop
Anyone else handed in uni work? Second year is over for me
>>28600624
Going to get my hair cut then trade in Dark Souls 3 and Doom, probably going to use that money to preorder Overwatch
I ordered some trainers online on Thursday so I hope they arrive today, I have been walking around in my shitty shoes that are falling to pieces because they're the only pair I have.
>>28601881
>trading in games
For what purpose mate?
Are you so poor you need to sell games? Are you a junkie.
Cash genie offer best price, fuck game.
>yfw you want to replay ds3 in a few years but cant
>>28601912
I very rarely replay games after I finish them unless they have a strong multiplayer.
DOOM was fun but the multiplayer was dogshit, Dark Souls 3 is pretty average, I'm actually quite sick of the souls games now.
I trade in games all the time because that's one of the few advantages of being a console player. I'm not poor, I just don't see the point in keeping a game I'll never play again.
I bought Doom for 33 quid and the CEX website says that they'll give me 32 in cash or 36 trade. If I go for the cash it means I've got to play through a brand new game for a quid.
>Didn't sleep at all last night
Been up 27 hours lads. See if I make it to 10 tonight without having a heart attack.
>>28601881
>Not buying No Mans Sky
Fucking pleb.
The Queen is still in the Windsor Castle, lads. What what she had for brekky?
>>28602101
Swan and Corgis.
>>28601814
Hi unifag
Heres a (you)
Now fuck off
Just passed my driving test with 4 minors lads
>>28602087
>implying I haven't already preordered that like a good goy
Right back at you, plebbo
smuganimeface.jpg
>>28602101
This and tea
>>28602171
>preordering
rly.
>Poleaboo posted a comment on Tilde's blog 3 days ago
>Still waiting for approval
Cunt
Wanted to ask him about diet pills
Playing the slowest hearthstone game, lads. Guy ropes for every turn
my sisters been out of A&E, shes having a mental break down and is suicidal
christ lads
>>28602414
Poleaboo feels for you but at least he isn't emote spamming like 70% of players
What rank you sitting at?
>>28602498
I barely play so I'm sitting at rank 18. Also that feel when your mum gets a phone call from our "ISP" and I have to sort out the scammer while my rope burns.
>>28600624
try not to kill myself and work i guess
I have been officially diagnosed with anorexia lads~
>>28602498
>>28602414
Post battle DHOT net accounts faggots.
Tired of constantly playing fucking faceroll zoolock bullshit.BoyofBeef #2344
>>28602595
stfu you fat neckbeard
>>28602606
Poleaboo#2818
:)
>>28602595
Fuck off and binge
>28602595
Oh look it's Craven's failed gimmick #6
Every Sunday night I have a dream that I'm back at school and haven't done my homework
>>28602595
Oh Iook it's Craven's failed gimmick #6
>28603110
>iook
You know it's an offence to evade the robot's filter?
>>28602439
buy her some psychedelics
Didn't get my morning sleep because the plumber is fixing a leak fml
If saying "No" to migrants doesn't work, will sinking their boats?
>Been unemployed for months
>Down to a quid in the bank
>Hear that a shoe shop's pretty desperate for temp. staff
>mfw I managed to work up the courage to apply
>mfw I got a genuine smile from the manager
>mfw I left the store and the weather had gone sunny
God I hope I don't fuck everything up again.
I just want to feel like I have meaning.
Poleaboo finished his shower, first time while wearing the chastity device, it was interesting how the experience is changed when you can't feel the water against your sissy stick
Used the hair removal cream on my hands and forearms, they look great, skin is very light and in general look more gentle and feminine
That is a problem too, the change is too noticeable, people will notice.
The best I can do is cover my hands with the long sleeves of my shirt
Was in the bathroom for a long time while others needed to use the toilet, they might be suspicious
>>28603296
I wish our politicians would take a page out of that chap who has recently become president of the Philippines.
In the news today talking about how he's going to dump so many corpses in the bay of Manila that all the fish will grow fat. Talking about how criminals will be executed by hanging, then the bodies will be decapitated in a "special ceremony".
Guy is aces. He's a former Mayor, who brought his city from warzone to one of the safest in the world by just hiring death squads to hunt down and kill all the gangsters.
Imagine a horde of "refugees" showing up on his shores. I imagine saying "no" would work pretty well then.
>>28603248
>If saying "No" to migrants doesn't work, will sinking their boatss
>>28603459
post picture of your hands you liar
>>28603504
>I wish our politicians would take a page out of that chap who has recently become president of the Philippines.
>
>In the news today talking about how he's going to dump so many corpses in the bay of Manila that all the fish will grow fat. Talking about how criminals will be executed by hanging, then the bodies will be decapitated in a "special ceremony".
>
>Guy is aces. He's a former Mayor, who brought his city from warzone to one of the safest in the world by just hiring death squads to hunt down and kill all the gangsters.
>
>Imagine a horde of "refugees" showing up on his shores. I imagine saying "no" would work pretty well the
>28603505
Hahahaha you absolute spanner. Quivering with excitement that you managed to click a completely different post were you?
>>28603505
>>28603523
>here is a man in a fedora in place of any argument
>>28603450
good luck! i hope it all works out for you
>>28603450
>genuine smile
>from someone that works in retail
Hahahahaha no mate.
>>28603507
Here we go
Maybe a little pointless without a "before" pic
>>28603612
No I saw your hands the other day. They look very soft, looking forward to getting a handjob off you in the nandos toilets.
>>28602595
Hope you get better mate.
>>28603450
>working retail
Mate, you'll kill yourself by the end of the week.
>>28603459
>They might be suspicious
It's like I'm in a James bond movie.
>>28603450
I would avoid retail. I've been working retail for the last 3 months and I'm already planning on killing myself
I just started working for these guys in bristol - time to get out in the sunshine fuckyeah
>>28600624
Supposed to be getting a haircut and preparing for uni exams.
Gonna drink coffee and play DaS1 instead. Just made it to Tomb of the Giants. The darkness is a pain in the dick.
>>28603662
>>28603694
Problem is a lot of us don't have any other option. It's either retail, cleaning jobs or warehouse/factory stuff, and I'd take retail over any of them.
Good afternoon Sharon
>>28603737
I'd take warehouse personally, I might be around working class retards but at leasts it's not the retards who I have to serve eveyday
>>28603773
A lot of warehouse also have immigrants who don't even speak english so you won't be bothered much. Warehouse is pretty good work for a robot.
>>28603798
I'd be happy as long as they're eastern european immigrants.
>>28603821
It's a mix. Mostly pakis and poles. But they all leave you alone and hang around in their groups.
>tfw you see yourself above minimum wage jobs so you refuse to apply to them and apply only to jobs you can never get
10 months neet since dropping out of uni. Parents are starting to get real pissed at me. Mum threatened to stop paying the internet bill last night.
>>28603821
>I'd be happy as long as they're eastern european immigrant
>>28604003
>le fedora tip reaction image xD
Figuratively kill yourself and then literally do it.
>>28602171
>>28602087
Why are people so excited for that game?
>waiting in for an engineer
>just been playing Kirby all day
Poleaboo bought Uncharted 4 for his brothers birthday
35 quid
Could have bought 6 more dresses for that much
tottenham are shit lads
>>28600526
not as tired as expected on 7.5mg olanzapine so pretty happy, how you lads doing?
>>28603717
Saw a lad the other day with a deliveroo box on the back of his moped and a learner sticker on the front. Must be really easy to get a job with these cunts.
>>28604362
Should of bought him quantum break lad.
Poleaboo registered with that recruitment agency he was told to by NU-TRAXX the week before last
He told them the situation that Employment Links/NU-TRAXX told him to register with them to get a position at some food manufacturing place
They said they'd call him by the end of the week with regards to the role
Think he'll have a job soon
>>28604470
PS4
We've played all the other Uncharted games so it seems like an obvious pick and I have the bennies to burn so why not get something brand new?
>>28604511
>I have the bennies to burn
You're on JSA though, it's only like 110 quid a fortnight.
>Set alarm for 9 because I had shit to do
>Rode snooze for an hour
>Turned alarm off
>Wake up at 11:30
>Lay in bed for another hour
>Just starting doing shit now, 4 hours late
>This is why I fail. I can't wake up for shit.
>>28604547
And my living expenses are zero
I've spent something like 350 quid on girl clothes
320 on a new laptop
And in the 8+ months of being on JSA I've bought nothing else other than the occasional takeaway
Where is a good place to buy normie clothes online?
>>28604511
Good for you poleaboo.
>>28604590
Primark or Next.
I don't know.
>>28604588
>320 on a new laptop
I don't know much about bennies but when you buy something almost 3 times the amount of your fortnight payment wouldn't it get flagged or something?
>>28604590
Next probably
>>28604619
They don't keep an eye on your bank balance
Your bennies are yours to do with as you please
>>28604665
They do to an extent, Im pretty sure they reduce your payments if you save up too much money.
>>28604673
They can't look inside your bank account, they can't even request a statement.
>Order 6 volumes of manga from the same place
>Splits the order into 5 coming later and one coming today
>One coming today is the latest release
Why
My sense of taste is still not fucking back.
Don't get flu lads. Even once the feeling of dying in bed for a week is over with, you still can't eat without wanting to kill yourself.
>>28604706
Why do you think you massive retard?
>>28604728
Sounds like a good way to lose weight.
They should have flu parties for fatties, like they do for kids to catch chickenpox.
>>28604706
>order two pairs of shoes online
>"hey is there any possibility of giving me a discount on the shipping?"
>"sorry we can't, they will be sent separately"
>delivery arrives
>they're both in the same box
Complained but the seller said "it still cost the same to send"
I suspect they are lying
>ebay suggestions for you
>skirts
>>28604789
Even ebay thinks you're a faggot.
>>28604789
Then stop ordering dresses you dumb paki
Exit sighs there on the way out
>>28604673
Yes, but only if you tell them. They can't see it themselves, but will ask you to quote your savings on a form.
15 to 1 is back
Yeaaa, finally. Fucking horse racing. Should be banned
>>28604789
I constantly get nail polish in my Amazon ones after buying some for my aunt's birthday like a year and a half ago.
Buy shit loads of stuff from there, but someone it's never shifted it.
Anyone played the Overwatch beta? Is it worth preordering?
>>28605062
I had fun playing it with some friends
>>28605062
I had fun playing with some friends
Hob isn't working so I'm literally bussing it to get some food
>>28605139
>>28605152
That's not useful for me though. I don't have any friends. Is it worth the 40 quid price tag?
Not a very flattering pic tb.h
I should've put on my corset and tightened the dress
Guess I'll just have to wait until the next time my mum and sister are out
>>28605185
Look beautiful HON
>>28605194
>HON
FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF
It's early days yet, just wait until my cute outfits arrive
>>28605185
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IBVqsKNAaW0
>>28605185
How about a pic from behind too?
>>28605218
I'm not dressed up anymore (other than undergarments)
Mum and sister aren't back yet but schools almost out
>>28605212
>the gif
When does he get to the belly cutting!
>>28605185
that a Chinese dress?
>>28605270
Dunno, just didn't want to ruin any of the good stuff
>>28605264
I don't remember if that guy does cut himself, but there is one scene where a character has to perform seppuku with a bamboo sword
>>28605359
its hara kiri good film. desu
>>28605384
It's Seppuku, senpai
>>28605395
It's Sashimi, onichan
>>28605425
It's Teriyaki, sensei
>also you look like you could stand to lose weight in order to get closer to passing
/lgbt/ is harsh but honest, I appreciate it
>>28605536
>Taking advice from degenerates
>>28605536
They are right, you need to become skinny. All those takeaways didn't help.
>>28605185
>those big manly arms and legs
>not starving yourself for dat slim girly look
2.7/10
>>28605536
Better than being like fucking Cosmo and have everyone say "You're beautiful the way you are, hon" because they're too beta to be honest with him
You're not a tranny by the way. Your life is just so much of a fucking mess you think your gender is the reason. You're in good company, because 99% of the other "tranny" tards online have the same mindset
>>28605623
>Your life is just so much of a fucking mess you think your gender is the reason.
Spot on. Pakipoo fucked is life up beyond repair and now thinks becoming a girl will make everything better. It won't.
>>28605610
The arms really aren't big, they're skeleton tier
>>28605602
I'm not that bad, just skinny fat
I'm only gonna have breakfast (cereal) and dinner (whatever mummy makes) from now on.
Haven't had a takeaway in a long time now
Should probably buy a scale to keep track of my weight
>>28605623
>Cosmo
Every time I see his face all I can think is "When is this nosferatu going to speedrun Castlevania?"
>>28605185
faggot tranny degen
>>28605623
Explain why Poleaboo has been crossdressing since he was 13/14 then?
Just bought 10 plain tshirts (natural colors like grey, beige, muted green and black), a light grey zip hoody, 10 pairs of socks, black jeans and some stone coloured jeans.
Total cost was 48 quid lel
Love Primark desu, I'm beyond giving a fuck about clothes anymore, not paying 20 quid for a tshirt from Topman with an image of the latest rapper nig nog on the front and #yolo underneath
The only two expensive things I wear now are my shoes and my watch
>>28605696
I don't need to, it's only now you are truly doing something about your tranny desires. When you fucked up. Had you completed uni, graduated and landed a full time office job, you would be far from where you are now.
>>28605676
After finding out becoming a girl won't fix anything, that's when most of these trannies off themselves. Hopefully poleaboo will join them.
Alright I'm going to ASDA to buy bathroom scales to aid me in losing weight, I'll wear the sissy panties with a pouch to prevent the chastity device clicking against the lock
>>28605767
It's just something I had repressed
It was going to manifest at some point, if not after I graduated then in 20, 30 years like all those old people you hear about
>>28600991
>Autist with a degree.
Those are the best autists anon.
Why are autists so horny?
>meet a girl on pof
>she comes round for chill
>within 15 minutes she asks if I want to fuck
>sex is pretty good
>>28605206
>>28605185
if you're actually thinking of going out in girlmode any time soon you should take a good look at the women around you and see what they're wearing. tempting though it may be to just buy the prettiest dresses you can find, you're gonna want to learn your way around average feminine casual wear. also that dress doesn't fit you very well so you may want to try more stuff on before you buy it
corset is a decent start for your figure, however to de-emphasise your shoulders you'll want to change your posture and stick out your tit area more, also think about investing in some hip/butt pads to compensate for your slim hips
you probably know all this but it's worth reiterating, ie learn to take care of your hair and skin, learn to contour, voice etc etc
your legs and shoes look fine by the way. whether or not you want to shave your arm hair is up to you but after enough time on mones it won't be that big of a deal since your body hair will become less coarse generally
>In town shopping
>Half 3 bing bong schools out
>Gaggles of 16 year olds who are taller than me walk past
Hate this manlet life
>>28606017
Chat them up, get laid.
>>28606017
this is why you get all your in town business done before that dreaded time
1 or 0 tbqh lads
>Emilia Clarke will never suffocate you with her cunt while calling you a piece of shit
>>28605755
What other shops do you like?
>>28606076
Melisandre is the only one that has passable tits. All the others are horrendous.
>>28606076
praying for snaggletoothed boat whore desu
>>28606076
>implying i'd say no to any of those
>>28606099
I quite like wandering around PC World and then not buying anything.
>>28606106
I'll trade you my Osha for your Missandei?
>>28606025
>22 year old man approaches 16 year old 6'1 girl with several tesco bags in hand
>Immediately carted away by rozzers
Good plan
>>28606044
I was actually out a while back when some kids that were out on a school field trip went past, and their teacher shouted over at me "Oi, don't stroll too far from the group, you!"
Turned and gave her the flattest fucking look and she apologised
I'm not even THAT short, I fucking hate this shit
>>28606156
Why would police get involved? They're 16 and fair game.
The looser her tie the easier the girl.
>>28606076
Don't care for the show but 4 has the best tits. Everyone else is like old woman tits.
>>28606156
lel
it's ok friend i'm 5'8", we can be manlet brothers
do you dress like a teenager though?
>>28606144
That's what I do too.
>>28606184
Ironically I think the woman who plays Melisandre is actually the oldest out of all of them
>>28606076
What the fuck
Been a while since I've read the books but isn't Missendei fucking 8 years old
>>28606076
uggos
>>28606144
What music do you like to listen to?
>>28606076
GIVE ME SOME OF THE SWEET ROS CUNNY
>>28606233
game of thrones tv show is 'sexy' version of the books
>>28606233
Everyone has had their age increased in the show otherwise people would have probably complained or it would have seemed daft.
Robb was leading the Northern army when he was like 13 years old in the book yet the guy who plays him in the show is in his late 20s with a beard.
Same goes for Sansa, she's 10 or 11 in the book but is played by an 18 year old.
>>28606193
Yeah Carice (Meli) is 39. Well, Lena Headley (Cersei) is 42 but I'm pretty sure that's a 50 year old body double.
The other girls had better hope they've got good arses because their faces and tits are pitiful.
>>28605174
desu I doubt you'd play it for more than 10 hours if you don't have friends to play with
>>28606274
>>28606233
Pretty sure this had a 'soft retcon' and GRRM said that age is counted from their name day, not when they are born, which makes everyone about 2-4 years older.
>>28605062
Did you not try the beta? It was a free open beta for like 5 days.
>>28606017
how tall are you?I'm 5'7" and still growing
>>28606272
I want to watch the show, but then I know characters won't be the same as I pictured them after reading the books, and it annoys me that people watch and talk shit about the show while not having read the books. Sounds autistic as fuck and I hate people that are like that, but I can't help it.
Also does.my fucking head in how the show has gone past where the books left off so I keep getting major plot lines spoiled by fucktards on social media
>>28606274
Yeah always thought it was a bit retarded that Arya was mooching about assassinating grown men at age 8. Rob made sense though as I always thought the whole point was that Caitelyn was actually doing a lot of the military strategy as robbs backseat general, from shit she picked up from Eddard. G.R.R.Martin has a fair few subtle read between the lines shit like that, which I like.
>>28606359
5'10
Wouldn't be too bad if I could grow a fucking beard
Genuinely considering trying Rogaine like a few people suggested on /fit/ but I heard it can give you severe acne
>Through early morning fog I see
>visions of the things to be
>the pains that are withheld for me
>I realise and I can seeeeeeeeeeeee...
>that suicide is painless
>it brings on many changes
>and I can take or leave it if I pleeeaaaaasssseeeee...
>The game of life is hard to play
>I'm gonna lose it anyway
>The losing card I'll someday lay
>so this is all I have to saaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyy...
>>28606428
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-11534042
that's literally about average height for a man in the uk
you're fine dude. maybe work on dressing a little less like a 17 year old
>>28606478
Nothing more pathetic than a post thats nothing but faggoty song lyrics
>>28606488
5'10 isn't average for a white male, no.
These studies always include chinks, pakis, dwarves and children.
The average for a white man is about 6'1. If you're below that, you are officially a manlet.
>>28606500
>he's never seen M*A*S*H
on the cross
>>28606506
I dunno where you live if you think the average is 6'1, but it can't be anywhere in the UK.
>>28606506
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ethnic_groups_in_the_United_Kingdom
the amount of british asians is far too small to have as big of an effect as you're making it out to be and the comment about dwarves and children is patently foolish
you're scaremongering
>>28606573
He's probably an In campaigner
>>28606564
Netherlands, where our population is still largely subhuman free.
>>28606585
That Netherlands report was self-reported.
>where our population is still largely subhuman free.
Ha. Good one.
>>28606144
I probably do that something like once a month.
It's oddly satisfying.
>>28606585
i dunno, most nordic people i've met have been stupidly tall compared to white english people in general
you fuckers are like trees
>>28606573
>scaremongering
Hahaha
Compare heights across the world with the proportion of white population.
The more whites, the higher the average height.
Britain has about 20% non-whites, so it's reasonable to assume that the reported height will be about 3-5 inches off.
>>28606598
[citation needed]
>just found out 4chan has an artwork board
anyone know how fast/slow it is?
>>28606617
>dutchfags
>nordic
Please don't insult the Nordics by lumping those dipshits in with them
>>28606621
/ic/ is a bit on the slow side, but prepare to have your anus annihilated if you don't read the sticky and have a shitton of practice under your belt before you try posting stuff for critique
also, be open to criticism, they mean well
>>28606621
why don't you fuck off and look yourself you lazy oik
>>28606621
/ic/?
About 42 posts per hour, but it's a really shitty board. You are literally better off posting your art on deviantart or tumblr.
I went to Asda to buy bathroom scales
Wore by chastity device and sissy panties on the way there, it didn't affect my journey adversely
This was my first time outside since last Monday (when I signed on)
All was going to well until I spotted a few kids leaving the local sixth form, skinny pakis, was quite jealous of how they would have an easier time of transitioning.
Later a moderately attractive skinny white girl appeared, I had to change my trajectory to avoid walking into her
She really was quite pretty, a rarity in this town, a skinny white girl is hard enough to spot, never mind one that's not hideous
Felt like she thought I was a creep
Lot of pakis in headscarves, wasn't like this when I was growing up
I found the bathroom section in Asda quickly, had to walk past the clothing section to get there, felt people were eyeing me suspiciously but that might just have been because I had my hood up
There was only one kind of scale for sale, it was made of glass, electric, quite stylish
cost 10 quid
Nice to see the workforce in this store is much more diverse than I remember
The trip home was more stressful
I forgot to bring a bag so had to carry the scales with my hand
There was a large group of students gathers at a point I needed to walk through and for sometime I had to walk alongside them too
Felt out of place
Saw a really skinny girl with her bf, very jealous!
Started to sweat a bit when I got to the homestraight
Anyway, I weighted myself, turns out I'm 12.75 stone (178.5 lbs), that's over a stone heavier than I last remember being (I was wearing all my clothes and metal chastity device while weighing myself so the figure is probably high but it will feel good to create the illusion I have lost weight so quickly)
>>28606000
Thanks for the advice!
>>28606667
To put this in perspective /r9k/ gets over 1000 posts per hour.
>>28606618
http://statline.cbs.nl/Statweb/publication/?DM=SLEN&PA=81175ENG&D1=13-24&D2=1-2&D3=a&D4=0&D5=l&LA=EN&HDR=T&STB=G1,G2,G3,G4&VW=T
Keywords: Reported Height
Notice how it's in the same chart as number of drinks consumed? Another self-reported statistics
Face it. You're full of shit
>>28606724
does it bollocks
100-150 max phr
>>28606733
>doesn't know what 'Reported Height' means
I thought Brits were supposed to be good with English?
>>28606721
How tall are you?
178lbs is a pretty big lad, I'm assuming your 6'0+
>>28606752
Sticky was posted 205 days ago, we've had 4.93million posts since then.
>>28606642
>>28606667
thanks lads, have a (you)
>>28606721
>Wore by chastity device and sissy panties on the way there
Real trannies don't fetishize this shit
What you are is an AGP fetishist (like the majority of the other degenerates who parade around their mental issues). You're so transparent.
>>28606776
You're talking bollocks lad and you know it
>>28606585
Yes, just ignore all those rapeugees, good little goy
>>28606803
Do the math yourself >>23675577 "lad"
>>28606832
>math
taking advice from an americunt
>>28606755
You completely missed the point...
>reported height on a survey that involved peoples alcohol consumption
Bet you thought the doctor physically measured their alcohol intake also, didn't you?
Keep up with the English though. You lot are always the most deluded in your skills. You know, despite all of you sounding like Sean fucking Connery when you speak.
>>28606832
>math
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Anyone in britfeel do any tagging?little tip line your rucksack with a binbag then pull it over your bag when in use to stop your bag getting drips or spatter on it
>>28606339
I didn't get round to it
Why are you all so depressing?
>>28606500
To be fair the lyrics were written by a 14 year old
>>28606866
Make sure you only tag nice areas full of middle class normie wankers
>>28606869
Because
>no bf
>>28606854
>get btfo
>start talking about alcohol which is completely irrevalent
Oh you poor Britfags. Stay out of /nederdaad/ in future.
>>28606774
eh, somewhere between 5'8-5'11
>>28606794
There's nothing wrong with chastity training, it stop you from getting "boy feelings" and doing "boy things"
>>28606869
originalo commentino
>>28606894
>not posting the better version
Billions of blue blistering barnacles!
>>28606888
>get btfo
Says the guy whose entire world was turned around when his pathetic little height claims were proven to be self-reported. Maybe if you were relevant on the world stage, you wouldn't have to cling to misleading info
Shorry. That musht have hurt your feelingsh
>a survey which includes the self-reporting of alcohol intake is irrelevant when the survey also asks for height and weight
Thanksh for playing, kiddo. Shtick to your own threadsh in future.
>>28606934
I'm the one crying that I'm a manlet. I'm actually 6'2, which is a nice height for a male, given that the average is 6'1.
What height are you? 6 what again? Oh... not even that...
>>28606919
remember being a wee'un and poring over a tintin comic, sitting cross-legged to rest it on your bony little knees and rereading it cover to cover to laugh at all the ancient jokes
would be nice to get that feeling back
Watching The Grand Budapest Hotel, lads.
>>28606721
>Asda
>I had my hood up
They would have forced you to take it off.Hoods and hats aren't allowed in shops
>>28606973
not a bad filum, hope you enjoy it
>>28606890
What the fuck
What do you eat on an average day?
I'm not trying to give you shit,just generally asking dietary advice. I'm 5'10, used to be 120lbs, started lifting and now I'm 160 but I've been stuck at 160 for like 6 months now and I want to be about 80kg but can't break this wall
>>28606971
Been rereading my collection at the moment, up to The Broken Ear at the moment
>>28606866
The side of my corner shop has a rape accusation graffiti'd onto it.
>>28606957
I'm going to guess that's a Dutch 6'2, which means you can knock off 4 inches for deluded self-reporting
>he's under 6 feet
top kek
Manlets really do never learn.
>>28606985
Third time seeing it, saw it the cinema and then watched it again as soon as the dvd came out
>>28606998
Hahaha mine is taken straight from my military records old chap.
Maybe if there weren't so much inbreeding on that tiny island of yours Brits might still have the good genetics we gave them?
Eating spaghetti to forgetti my regretti lads.
>>28606987
>I'm 5'10, used to be 120lbs,
Well, that's underweight and where I'm initially aiming for
>what do you eat on an average day?
It's probably my mums cooking, chapattis and meaty curries, mostly chicken, I have a lot of chicken
>>28607019
A tiny island that destroyed your hold over the worlds seas and then came to control 1/3rd of it, whilst all you were left with is a bunch of fucking Spice islands.
>we wuz explorers and shit
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-36303046
>those last few years
We really are fucked aren't we?
>>28607063
>muh empire
Oh you beady little Anglo, when will you learn?
>>28607045
>Mum's cooking
Ah.
Yeah I buy all my own food and it doesn't help that I'm a real fucking cheapskate. Mum's usually load their meals with calories
If you want to lose weight just cut down on the amount of carbs you eat. Less bread, pasta etc. That's where all the calories are
If you want to lose weight at the healthiest optimal rate, calculate your sedentary caloric burn rate. It's easy enough, just Google it. Usually it's about 2500 ish - whatever it is, eat 500 calories less than that per day, and factor in any excercise and eat more to compensate for that.
>>28607105
why did nobody ever tell me
July, August, September, October, November
J A S O N
A-anyone in the britfeel group want to be my friend?
http://www.neowin.net/news/microsoft-is-now-providing-a-time-and-date-that-your-pc-will-auto-upgrade-to-windows-10
win 8.1 will auto update to win 10 if you don't cancel it
Would you rather be paid daily or every 6 weeks?
>>28606869
Because we're all losers.
>>28607192
Sure thing. Here's the gif version by the way
>>28607205
>tfw win 7 with updates turned off and blocked via firewall
>>28607192
Only if you promise to kill me if I can't save myself, then we can be friends for life mate.
>>28607267
Thanks! Who are you in the group?
>>28607216
Getting paid daily would be great, actually.
Then you'd feel as if you'd accomplished something by the end of the day.
>>28607205
I think this happened to my friend, not sure if he was on 7 or 8 though.
He just went afk and when he came back it was on the boot screen for windows 10 install.
I've had to prevent windows update automatically downloading the w10 system tray reminder, but they keep republishing it and trying to sneak it past. Hopefully this won't affect 7 which is what I'm on.
>>28607318
Britfeel royal correspondent
>>28607327
Dustbin?
>>28607205
does it on 7 too
>>28607411
No. What do you mean Dustbin?
>>28607205
>Update: Apparently, this is something that has been happening for a couple months now. Apologies for any confusion that this may have caused.
>>28607425
is that pressing the windows upgrade icon in system tray?
>>28607411
Well if you're going to call me a dustbin, fuck off.
>>28607536
nothing so rude, he just thinks the dustbin is where you belong
>>28606996
is it a baseless accusation?
>>28606076
Roll patrol lad
>>28607536
What are you saying, he responded to me. Don't tell him to fuck off you, ponce twat
>tfw I'm the only one out of my skype group to not have win10
they're fucking skrubs
>>28607575
He responded me to shitbag. Now fuck off.
